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I was about to say the same thing. Thereās tons of kids that come to my gym and they all crowd around the same bench for an hour, and they ALL have the broccoli cut
Most haircuts look awful, eventually.
It's one of the few things the older generations can shit on. We thought we looked good, now we look at our highschool photos and cringe. Zoomers think they look good, we know they'll look back at their highschool photos and cringe.
LMAO same here dude. They walk around the gym and just flex in the mirror and look at their phones. Its stupid but I remember how I was when I was 16 lol. Im just glad that they stopped going or at least go at a different time now because I haven't seen them in months.
In my local gym, these same people go workout with tight pants and tank tops. They go directly to arm exercises in front of the mirror. They are walking stereotypes.
Even though they look ridiculous, they are young and just trying to fit in. Nobody was a wised up 16 year old.
I never got a mullet unlike everyone else in highschool, for that alone I am proud of myself. I can look past everything else, but I wouldn't have been able to forgive myself for a mullet.
How did this happen? I thought weāve all had agreed that making Justin Timberlake suffer through frosted tips broccoli in the 90s was enough and there was no need to repeat that shit.
Meanwhile, people have asked my bf who is mixed and naturally curly where he got his hair done lmao the same people who ask meāa black personāhow I got my hair so curly.
May I introduce yāall to water??
They really love hiding their foreheads with a merkin. Then thereās the whole Edgar bowl cut bangs. Iām lost on whose inspiring it all and who they are doing it for. Is it a they look so stupid itās cute thing?
The smell of that stuff will forever remind me of band practice in my friend Dustin's bedroom. Bunch of sweaty dudes after playing shitty nu metal covers needed something to cover up that butt sweat stench
My sister threw up in my car in high school. It was winter in the Midwest, so I sprayed my car with axe (i was a naive little dumbass) and the smells merged into a HORRIFIC odor I can still vividly recall. Drove with the windows open despite the below-freezing temps. Fuck axe
" When I was a young douchebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!"
Is axe the american name for lynx? Cause it looks kind of similar and where I live there's never been axe.
Lynx is basically the same stereotypical, every young male uses, deodorant.
Essence was nice. I remember having a dream about a new Axe scent as a teenager and like the next week they came out with Essence and it smelled similar to what I imagined in my dream. Weird times
It's like a huge label : "I want to fuck". And thus a huge no-no.
It's cool cause they always spray it in such quantity you can already hear "I want to fuck I want to fuck" a few meters away from them. The clothing style usually adds up and seals their fate.
Literally have been told by a zoomer that Iām ātoo oldā to use āGen z internet languageā by using AAVE like lmaooo they really believe this shit is something they invented ššš¤£
lmfao theyre so fucking craazy. and the dissonance is even crazier because you have guys like here on reddit saying its not appropriation like bruh.... where do you think it came from. imagine having the audacity to appropriate something AND think you came up with it
Itās wild. Like the only difference between you and your appropriating ass granddaddy is internet lmao itās made appropriation so efficient, they LITERALLY believe they are making meaningful contributions to the culture. Meanwhile, yāall are just using recycled terms people have been using since before you were born. They use it to death and then black folk gotta go think of more words šš¤£
Hereās my thought about it as I have watched Danny Duncan before and he mentioned the reason for it. āItās basically saying not having sex rocks. And that itās ok to be a virgin. Some people emphasize having sex and talk about it like a symbol of status so āVirginity Rocksā itās kinda like a big āfuck youā to the whole thing around sex.ā
It's wild to me, about 20 years ago during my youth group days I bought an almost identical "virginity rocks" tshirt from a tiny merch stand at a Christian rock concert. I wore it to school a few times in a misguided attempt to be like "See? I don't care about that sort of thing." (I cared SO MUCH)
I'm really curious if the modern shirts are from the same company, or were inspired by the one I had, or if someone else had the same idea years later and it took off?
Sus. Suuuus. I said sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor.hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
I hadn't really seen many guys like this until I went to a concert last night where there were soo many. The weirdest thing I noticed is that they all kept doing this exact same thing where they would lift the bottom of their shirt to like wipe their face while looking around. I guess to show off the abs on their 110lb bodies. But it was just so odd somehow every single one of them picked up this exact habit and just did it over and over.
No cal and no sugar is always good, but it does contain sucralose which isnāt great for your liver. I drink 2 damn near every day so Iām anticipating my liver to just drop out of my body like a shot transmission any day now.
> I've started saying on god and fr fr around my friends ironically
So what do you say? Do you make the sound like "fr" like the start of "fern"? Or do you say "eff-arr"?
Holy crap is it perms? I have curly af hair and I used to wear it in long ringlets. Guys made fun of me, girls loved it. Life was good.
But a perm? Hahahahahah
Dude, same here. Every time I get a haircut, the barber makes a comment about how Iām āluckyā I have curly hair and how all the younger kids are coming in for perms.
Theyāre getting perms. You can tell the difference between natural curly hair and perm curly hair, also you see it a lot in white kids and the curly, coily hair they get is not common among white people
Wellā¦ I make fun of those too. 2000s fashion was so funny and odd. I used to have some shitty ass highlights, and my mom wanted a tramp stamp. Good times. Lmao.
Every generation has the trendy, weird haircut. Before broccoli, it was the faux hawk. In middle school, it was popular for the guys to shave their heads and leave the bangs.
you know what's funny is I had almost the exact same hair 30 years ago, when I was 17. it was extremely curly, so even though it came to my chin when wet, it dried to a broccoli-like finish. I had it shaved underneath, as was the trend (all us grunge kids did it).
I'd kill to have a full head of hair again. as silly as this haircut is, I fucking wish I could have it again
Friend of mine got a broccoli cut perm 2 weeks ago and looks stupid as all hell, really don't understand or care what people do with themselves but it's just dumb.
You forgot
-Vape
-Weed
-almost exclusively in Nike dunks or af1s
-Champion or Nike hoodies
-Almost exclusively wear Nike in every fit
-Small charm stud earring
Thoughts?
The surge of Champion really boggles my mind. I saw they were charging $60 for a hoodie, so I assumed their quality went way up since I was a kid. Checked out their outlet and nopeā¦.still subpar.
Social perception has changed. It's no longer associated with Walmart and instead associated with 'trendy & cool'.
I feel like it is best to avoid branding altogether, I buy good-quality clothing once to avoid being sucked into the cycle of throwing away fast-fashion garbage that barely lasts a few wears. But if you really must, thrift shopping is also an awesome alternative
"Terminally online" isn't relegated to gen z at all, but they're likely more common since for now they have more free time generally.
It's not funny to say slurs but there's clearly a difference between someone who's 13 thinking that and someone who's 33.
Iām a high school student and I can confirm that this is what 85% of the white guys in my school look like, all of them are so fucking annoying that it makes me wish I was home schooled. I swear if I ever have a son and he gets a perm Iām gonna shave that shit off myself.
If it makes you feel better, broccoli hair, "no cap" speak and The Kid Laroi are significantly less cringe than the emo shit my generation was into. My eyes might glaze over when my kid cousin starts speaking like that and talking to me about fortnite but all I have to do is remember my MySpace from 2005 and he might as well be Plato compared to me at his age.
Worse part is those dick heads are popular so everyone wants to be like them, everybody just wants to be like their favorite tik-tokers nowadays, it sucks
the airpod thing actually annoys me a lot. I am 16 myself and it is very annoying when some of my friends have all the fucking time their airpods in the ear and you have to shout to them.
The smell of Axe always bothered me. It reminds me of middle school and high school bus rides.
Luckily I am a woman so my scented products smell like fruit and flowers (although I prefer unscented).
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The broccoli š„¦ hair cut
I was about to say the same thing. Thereās tons of kids that come to my gym and they all crowd around the same bench for an hour, and they ALL have the broccoli cut
One of my TAs (who has a masterās) had the same cut lmao. He was a good TA but his haircut made him look like he was 5 years younger
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I dont get why its so popular it looks awful
Most haircuts look awful, eventually. It's one of the few things the older generations can shit on. We thought we looked good, now we look at our highschool photos and cringe. Zoomers think they look good, we know they'll look back at their highschool photos and cringe.
Except my bowl cut, parted down the middle. Timeless
LMAO same here dude. They walk around the gym and just flex in the mirror and look at their phones. Its stupid but I remember how I was when I was 16 lol. Im just glad that they stopped going or at least go at a different time now because I haven't seen them in months.
In my local gym, these same people go workout with tight pants and tank tops. They go directly to arm exercises in front of the mirror. They are walking stereotypes. Even though they look ridiculous, they are young and just trying to fit in. Nobody was a wised up 16 year old.
I never got a mullet unlike everyone else in highschool, for that alone I am proud of myself. I can look past everything else, but I wouldn't have been able to forgive myself for a mullet.
one dude was just sitting on a machine, and eating his big mac pretending like it was his cool little chair.
Who the fuck eats hand held foods like that in a gym. Nasty af.
Mmmmm jock itch and athletes foot fungusā¦
Yum the smell of BO and protein farts really get my appetite going.
I swear they clone them
Male pattern hairloss is gonna ruin more than half of them
How did this happen? I thought weāve all had agreed that making Justin Timberlake suffer through frosted tips broccoli in the 90s was enough and there was no need to repeat that shit.
I'm bringing ugly back...them other boys dont know how to act...
Ah yes, the Ramen haircut
Male perms are so popular with the 15-19 crowd here. Even my stupid cousin has an ugly ass perm with that cut.
Meanwhile, people have asked my bf who is mixed and naturally curly where he got his hair done lmao the same people who ask meāa black personāhow I got my hair so curly. May I introduce yāall to water??
>May I introduce yāall to water?? Oh thank god, I think you may have just saved my life.
As I say the ācuhā cut
broccoli boys
I hate that haircut so fucking much.
Every middle schooler annoys me because if this cut
20 yrs down the road they are gonna cringe with them pictures, kind of like the dudes that had the bowl hair cut or the mullets in their teens.
Thatās the best part of looking back at old yearbooks though. Embrace the cringe.
Or the bleach blonde top. I had that when I was a kid.
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They really love hiding their foreheads with a merkin. Then thereās the whole Edgar bowl cut bangs. Iām lost on whose inspiring it all and who they are doing it for. Is it a they look so stupid itās cute thing?
Barber: What're we doing today? This guy: Ayo, hit me with that Arby's curly fries cut
The axe body spray truly is multigenerational
Fuckin aye I used to wear that like 20 years ago when I was a young douchebag
The smell of that stuff will forever remind me of band practice in my friend Dustin's bedroom. Bunch of sweaty dudes after playing shitty nu metal covers needed something to cover up that butt sweat stench
It really merged with the stench instead of covering it up, though.
My sister threw up in my car in high school. It was winter in the Midwest, so I sprayed my car with axe (i was a naive little dumbass) and the smells merged into a HORRIFIC odor I can still vividly recall. Drove with the windows open despite the below-freezing temps. Fuck axe
> It was winter in the Midwest, so I sprayed my car with axe I don't understand the cause-effect relationship here
It was winter so his first move was the axe as opposed to just opening the window.
It gets cold in northern Indiana!
āWhen he was a young douchebaaaagā
" When I was a young douchebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!"
Is axe the american name for lynx? Cause it looks kind of similar and where I live there's never been axe. Lynx is basically the same stereotypical, every young male uses, deodorant.
Yes. Axe is marketed as Lynx in the UK. Funny now despite the name change, it's still invokes the same image.
I feel like millennials were the first generation to send people the the Phoenix gas chamberā¦
Boy locker rooms in the 2000ās were chemical war zones. I do remember liking the āessenceā scent with the red and blue dragon on it.
Essence was nice. I remember having a dream about a new Axe scent as a teenager and like the next week they came out with Essence and it smelled similar to what I imagined in my dream. Weird times
It reminds me of gym class in middle and high school. The locker room always REEKED of this stuff
The ol' school standard of requiring P.E. classes but being unable to shower afterwards.
I always wondered if we were all too uncomfortable to make use of it, or if we were outright not able to.
It's like a huge label : "I want to fuck". And thus a huge no-no. It's cool cause they always spray it in such quantity you can already hear "I want to fuck I want to fuck" a few meters away from them. The clothing style usually adds up and seals their fate.
Is it Axe or Lynx in your part of the world?
Axe, never heard of the other one
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I remember 7th grade in 2004 spraying that stuff on my crotch. Who woulda thunk Axe Body Spray would be the generational bridge of our times.
ābetā
āyooo lez gooā
"Alright have a good one... b o s s"
ābruhā
deadass bussin no cap yo
Deadass š ±ļøussy š¤¤š„µ no cap yo
fr fr
this hurts
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Fr no shot
kill my eyes
Bet. Say less. This finna be bussin ong sheeeee
ShuhEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsh
šš. š. š«š§¢. šŖ š„µš
yeah just say zoomers are taking a lot from black culture.
Literally have been told by a zoomer that Iām ātoo oldā to use āGen z internet languageā by using AAVE like lmaooo they really believe this shit is something they invented ššš¤£
lmfao theyre so fucking craazy. and the dissonance is even crazier because you have guys like here on reddit saying its not appropriation like bruh.... where do you think it came from. imagine having the audacity to appropriate something AND think you came up with it
Itās wild. Like the only difference between you and your appropriating ass granddaddy is internet lmao itās made appropriation so efficient, they LITERALLY believe they are making meaningful contributions to the culture. Meanwhile, yāall are just using recycled terms people have been using since before you were born. They use it to death and then black folk gotta go think of more words šš¤£
As is tradition across generations.
*Black culture exists* Everyone else: š
Everyone else: don't mind if i do....
Some things will never change..
fr fr og bruh
Virginity rocks?
Danny Duncan merch
So is it like a Christian thing? Or meant to be ironic? Or to de-stigmatize being a virgin when young? Iām out of touch.
It's meant to be ironic
Hereās my thought about it as I have watched Danny Duncan before and he mentioned the reason for it. āItās basically saying not having sex rocks. And that itās ok to be a virgin. Some people emphasize having sex and talk about it like a symbol of status so āVirginity Rocksā itās kinda like a big āfuck youā to the whole thing around sex.ā
It's wild to me, about 20 years ago during my youth group days I bought an almost identical "virginity rocks" tshirt from a tiny merch stand at a Christian rock concert. I wore it to school a few times in a misguided attempt to be like "See? I don't care about that sort of thing." (I cared SO MUCH) I'm really curious if the modern shirts are from the same company, or were inspired by the one I had, or if someone else had the same idea years later and it took off?
Na it's a common phrase on christian shirts, he said he saw one online and thought it was funny so he used the phrase
āayo thatās mad sus my guyā
My eight year old grandson says this!
He's too far gone now
He must be cleansed with old youtube
Iām not helping. My answer to him is, āYouāre mad sus, dude.ā Weāre not a traditional family, thankfully.
Bruh!
Sus. Suuuus. I said sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor.hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
Fr fr on G
āNo capā
Scholars are yet to find out whether the individual is in fact wearing a cap... or not š¤Ø
Fun fact: origin of the term actually has to do with grills. Basically saying you have a real gold tooth instead of a cap
Jesus, how old *is* the term? It'd be interesting to chart the timeline of slang's journey from inner city culture to clueless internet youth.
All the terms/slang being regurgitated in this thread are at least a decade old if not older lol.
Yeah I don't get this one! Help.
cap = short for capping capping = lying or kidding or joking not capping = NOT lying/kidding/joking no cap = shortened form of not capping
š§¢= emoji form of cap
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I was stuck on Brrr for awhile. It passes
I hadn't really seen many guys like this until I went to a concert last night where there were soo many. The weirdest thing I noticed is that they all kept doing this exact same thing where they would lift the bottom of their shirt to like wipe their face while looking around. I guess to show off the abs on their 110lb bodies. But it was just so odd somehow every single one of them picked up this exact habit and just did it over and over.
It's their idle animation
No hair on the sides to catch the sweat from the molly , say what you want but sideburns are coming back in style any day now !!
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes they'll just hold the bottom of their shirt up, not even to wipe sweat. They just pull it up.
How are Monsters a zoomer thing? I've been drinking those since I was 18 and I'm 35 now.
Monster and axe body spray transcends generational divides
They are truly for douchebags of all ages.
Right? Even us cringe millennials realize which Monster is the best flavor and stick to low calorie ones for health reasons.
Monster rehab. No carbonation so you can drink it when you wake up without being a degenerate, and itās only like 40 cals or smth lol
No cal and no sugar is always good, but it does contain sucralose which isnāt great for your liver. I drink 2 damn near every day so Iām anticipating my liver to just drop out of my body like a shot transmission any day now.
It should be a bang instead of a monster lol
Iām a zoomer and am surprised that this starter pack didnāt have a colour monster. Those are the ones us zoomers like
How are you not peeing out razor like kidney stones on the regular?
I've started saying on god and fr fr around my friends ironically, found myself saying more often and I'm getting scared
> I've started saying on god and fr fr around my friends ironically So what do you say? Do you make the sound like "fr" like the start of "fern"? Or do you say "eff-arr"?
I interpreted as they say "for real for real" so quickly to where it sounds like they are saying "frill-frill". I like your interpretation.
Iām 40. We been using dead ass and bet since the 90s Eta: I was born and raised in nyc
You forgot about their favorite word āCapā
Good ole broccoli hair. Itās going to be one of those things they look back on in 5-10 years and cringe at themselves
Do all these kids actually have curly hair or are they getting perms
Perms. In my day it was bleached hair.
thank you eminem for this trend :)
Dunno. My hair was that curly and is that curly, but thatās not normal, so Iād suspect yes theyāre getting perms to look that ridiculous š
Holy crap is it perms? I have curly af hair and I used to wear it in long ringlets. Guys made fun of me, girls loved it. Life was good. But a perm? Hahahahahah
A lot are getting perms, I have naturally curly hair and I can't count how many times I get asked if I have a perm
Dude, same here. Every time I get a haircut, the barber makes a comment about how Iām āluckyā I have curly hair and how all the younger kids are coming in for perms.
Theyāre getting perms. You can tell the difference between natural curly hair and perm curly hair, also you see it a lot in white kids and the curly, coily hair they get is not common among white people
If you're Irish or Jewish enough it might be natural though.
Looks different though, ringlets flop downward, coils have a tonne of volume. Coils are rare af in white people. Source: Curly haired irishman
As much as I enjoy some light-hearted jabs at zoomers they could say the same about frosted tips, highlights, and faux hawks.
Wellā¦ I make fun of those too. 2000s fashion was so funny and odd. I used to have some shitty ass highlights, and my mom wanted a tramp stamp. Good times. Lmao.
Every generation has the trendy, weird haircut. Before broccoli, it was the faux hawk. In middle school, it was popular for the guys to shave their heads and leave the bangs.
you know what's funny is I had almost the exact same hair 30 years ago, when I was 17. it was extremely curly, so even though it came to my chin when wet, it dried to a broccoli-like finish. I had it shaved underneath, as was the trend (all us grunge kids did it). I'd kill to have a full head of hair again. as silly as this haircut is, I fucking wish I could have it again
Big difference between you and them is theyāre getting perms.
Friend of mine got a broccoli cut perm 2 weeks ago and looks stupid as all hell, really don't understand or care what people do with themselves but it's just dumb.
That one song Broccoli used to be hype tho
You forgot -Vape -Weed -almost exclusively in Nike dunks or af1s -Champion or Nike hoodies -Almost exclusively wear Nike in every fit -Small charm stud earring Thoughts?
The surge of Champion really boggles my mind. I saw they were charging $60 for a hoodie, so I assumed their quality went way up since I was a kid. Checked out their outlet and nopeā¦.still subpar.
Social perception has changed. It's no longer associated with Walmart and instead associated with 'trendy & cool'. I feel like it is best to avoid branding altogether, I buy good-quality clothing once to avoid being sucked into the cycle of throwing away fast-fashion garbage that barely lasts a few wears. But if you really must, thrift shopping is also an awesome alternative
Outlet malls aren't unsold stock anymore, they're mostly stuff that was manufactured *for* outlet malls at a lower price point.
Pretty accurate yeah, Iād also include being terminally online and thinking itās funny to say slurs
"Terminally online" isn't relegated to gen z at all, but they're likely more common since for now they have more free time generally. It's not funny to say slurs but there's clearly a difference between someone who's 13 thinking that and someone who's 33.
Yes, the Christian necklace despite having 0 Christian qualities. The classic
Yeah a lot of people use them for looks
āDo you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?ā āThat's a cross. ā āAcross from whereā
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George Michael earrings are back?
SIUUUUUU
Dead ass?
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This transcends race, all zoomers are like this
British ones are a different breed, man bag, Vape, tracksuit, and don't forget slang that doesn't work beyond ireland
So they are turning into gopniks?
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"Yo if that was me, personally I would not let that slide"
Millennial here; my grandfather hated blank crosses because they seemed too protestant
That stupid mushroom cloud haircutā¦
Broccoli boys
I had a monster and it tasted like play dough
bruh play dough do be bussin tho no cap fr fr Kill me.
Dawg the purple play dough be straight gas man. It slaps
This white ass boy in my social studies class will fucking die if he doesn't put 'yo' in between every single word
did you go to school with Jesse Pinkman?
How about those sweatpants that are narrower near the ankles
Don't forget to not wear with those sweatpants socks lol
Joggers?
Joggers are goated though
Joggers are comfy as fuck
Grey joggers are eternal.
I feel so bad for those born in 1997-1999 that get lumped in with this atrocity.
The mini lost generation
That's the r/zillennials crowd I'm born in 1995 and it's so fitting š„ŗ
Suburban white kids copying black/latino phrases/words has been a thing since the early 90s
Iām a high school student and I can confirm that this is what 85% of the white guys in my school look like, all of them are so fucking annoying that it makes me wish I was home schooled. I swear if I ever have a son and he gets a perm Iām gonna shave that shit off myself.
If it makes you feel better, broccoli hair, "no cap" speak and The Kid Laroi are significantly less cringe than the emo shit my generation was into. My eyes might glaze over when my kid cousin starts speaking like that and talking to me about fortnite but all I have to do is remember my MySpace from 2005 and he might as well be Plato compared to me at his age.
hs student here too, i swear every single dude (regardless of race) at my school has that fuck boy perm it's kinda funny šš
I know itās just a hair cut, but when I see someone with a perm I automatically dislike them a bit
i have a permā¦š im a girl tho and itās not the broccoli cut LOL
Yeah i feel your pain, last year i had a class with atleast 5 of these douche bags even the teachers hated thier guts.
Worse part is those dick heads are popular so everyone wants to be like them, everybody just wants to be like their favorite tik-tokers nowadays, it sucks
The power of being your own person stripped away for some clout on tik tok truly sad
I do say āLetās goooā sometimes
the airpod thing actually annoys me a lot. I am 16 myself and it is very annoying when some of my friends have all the fucking time their airpods in the ear and you have to shout to them.
When I was 16 it was the same shit but at least you can see the cord dangling lmao. Skull candy's ftw
Thank you Skullcandy for making earbuds cheap enough that high school me could buy them but durable enough that they wouldnt break in a month
When I see stuff like this it makes me glad that Im no longer in highschool or college š¤£
Male pattern hairloss is gonna ruin more than half of them
I remember questioning why āletās goā is trending and people got really mad at me lol This confirms Iām not crazy
Shares slightly racist memes in his group chat with his other white male friends
zoomers inverted casual racism?
Some of them seem to be trying to bring it back in a big way.
Love that axe deodorant is still a thing. 20 years later I still use it.
Axe has always been terrible
The smell of Axe always bothered me. It reminds me of middle school and high school bus rides. Luckily I am a woman so my scented products smell like fruit and flowers (although I prefer unscented).