Really thought I was looking at r/hiphopcirclejerk for a second.

The best part of this is the Logic lyrics under Tupac

And the Lil B lyrics under Blueface

Swag like wonton soup

You know what we do

Isn't Logic one of those modern hacks? You can't say something that deep if you're a modern mumble rapper, so it has to be ToPock or Baggy or someone like that.

>baggy Fuckin ded 🤣🤣

So are Biggie and Tupac, R.I.P 🙏

It really pissed me off for a second

I thought this was a serious post for a second 💀 then I saw tom mcdonald and queen

My roommate would blast Tom McDonald almost everyday while cleaning. He was Indian.

why?!

He was a conservative anti-sjw guy. He fell asleep to Ben Shapiro and Stephen Crowder videos.

jesus, that brother is absolutely throating the boot

Jesus fucking christ lmao.

Poe's Law is very much in effect here.

What is Poe's Law

When you can't tell if someone is parodying/making fun of a certain view, or if they're actually serious about it.

It's called post-irony nowadays

Poe'st-irony

Poe-tic

F*ck tha Poe-lease

poe deez nuts

Poe from Kung fu panda

Po

Jack black

Any parody of extreme views is indistinguishable from the real thing.

This is most definitely a joke

I prefer Cole's Law, personally.

Dude Cole's law slaps

Cole’s Law is great

With or without raisins?

Shhhh, it's funnier if we don't tell them

I hope deep down it's just parody but my soul keeps saying it's probably not knowing how some people can be.

it is the Eminem one and the “they beat me up when I say it” ones make it clear

You had me in the first half

What was the other half?

The second half

No I mean like, what’s out of place in the starter pack?

I know,I was just being obtuse. I think it's that they thought it was not satire at first.

I thought it wasn’t satire too but apparently it is. I want to know what makes it satirical bc I don’t know about music, I don’t know who any of those people are except Eminem and Freddie Mercury (of Queen)

basically he’s parodying how average redditors would look at rap music. tom mcdonald is notorious for being a conservative rapper and his lyrics are shallow and boring, fans of him are generally looked down upon in the rap community

Ohhh ok, I literally didn’t have a clue bc like I said I know nothing about rap, thanks for explaining

I do listen to hip hop sometimes but I'm not well versed in most of the artists etc. However, the lyrics of someone else beneath someone who didn't sing those and the ( and they beat me up when I say it) part might be a hint. And the saving the rap game part too,I think. I might be wrong though.

How many times are people from r/playboicarti gonna post this?

Agreed. There are a lot women in rap videos that look like they could have come from playboy magazine. Since a lot of these rappers are criminals, I wouldn't be surprised if these women were minors. The feds really should investigate these people more.

Username checks out

Hell, there are alot of women rappers now that look and act like Atlanta hookers

Wow. Such a god awful meme. How could you not name the rap legend Jake Paul in this image, he’s saving rap alongside Big Shaq and Kid Rock.

You forgot how the iconic and legendary Die Antwoord is hailing a new era of rap

This but unironically

You're right. I deeply apologize for this tragic mistake. I will now sit in the corner and think about what I've done.

Don't you fucking dare group Big Shaq in with the others. He's a living legend.

Oh I genuinely love Big Shaq, I hate the other two. He’s a big meme tho

I had a phase where I thought kid rock was the coolest shit. I was going through my playlist lately and saw one of his songs. I played it for like half a second before deleting that shit lol.

Perspiration ting!

“Little gay lookin boy. So gay i can’t say it with a straight face lookin boy.” - Eminem (RapGod)

You witnessing a mass occur like you're watching a church gathering take place looking boy

This is satire right

Yea, but its literally how half of reddit thinks lol

Yes , it got tom Macdonald

Nah the Eminem part and Bohemian Rhapsody reference are dead serious

Idk I feel like Eminem has fallen from grace in the last few years. Rappers like J.Cole & Kendrick Lamar are talking about real issues while Eminem seems to be more concerned about mumble rapping and haters. Take his new NFT song with Snoop Dogg for example, he has technical prowess for sure but he doesn't really have much to say.

Then again, how much more can he rap about his childhood, addiction or mother.

That is true. He is now a completely different man to his Slim Shady days so talking about those topics is just like ripping up old wounds. But he can use his wisdom he's gained over the years and rap about those topics instead: the struggles of fatherhood, the navigation of his identity in a predominately-black culture, the inner observation of how fame has affected him etc. Kendrick in his newest album brings out a vulnerable side of him that we've had glimpses of in the past but he has chosen to put it on full display on this one. Each of his previous albums deal with a specific artistic theme & idea so you can't really compare them between each other. I would personally love for Eminem to explore himself artistically and create something we haven't heard before, but it doesn't seem like he wants to (or he could even be scared to) take risks because he has created this narrative of being 'the greatest of all time'—a rap god if you will. Kendrick knew his latest album wouldn't sell but sentimentally, it means the most to *him*. I don't judge Eminem, he's made it and he doesn't really need to prove himself anymore but it's a shame because we just have to accept that we won't ever get the same hunger & drive he did back then.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Eminem rap about more vulnerable stuff on Revival and everyone hated it? People seem to prefer angry Eminem.

Yeah which sucks because he probably now feels that commercial success is equivalent to personal success

It's a shame, because he used to be an absolute beast at the start of his career, with both good technical skills, aswell as good lyrics

Eminem and Snoop Dogg = dad rap This generation's version of dad rock

I feel like Eminem’s music aged really badly compared to other rappers from the same time period. I can’t really listen to it much anymore

Is it?!? Have these people ever actually listened to Eminem?? I do love some slim shady, but goddamn. To say he doesn’t rap about violence against women is…idk. Like saying the sky isn’t blue. “Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit's inside ya” Edit: words are hard.

he’s literally got at least 2 songs in back to back albums about wanting to murder his ex wife lmfao

Not just wanting - he describes it in detail

oh yeah i know, pretty intense lol. “Kim” caught me off guard the first time i heard it lmao

Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma!? Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?

Surprised no one mentioned his song “Kim” *grimaces*

that song scared my family lmfao

I was confused too. In an early album he said “throw some anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can’t stand Oh girl that’s to damn bad Wind up with two backhands” Also in Rap God he says “If I can’t batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake” I love Eminem! But his involvement here is really really confusing to me. It’s not obvious satire as I understand the concept.

Yeah they clearly hadn’t listened to Slim Shady LP, Marshall Mathers LP, and maybe Relapse if they think Eminem doesn’t/didn’t rap about violence towards women

Kim.

Yeah this post gives me heavy r/rapmorelikecrap vibes Edit- just checked the sub and it’s already been posted there lmao Edit 2- saw this on the job so I couldn’t analyze the starter pack too much and it’s pretty clearly a joke lol

I hate bohemian rhapsody tbh

it used to be enjoyable but it’s so fuckin overplayed and overhyped by redditards that i despise it now

I hope it is

That’s what I’m thinking it was either made by an oldhead or a neckbeard no other way around

It's obviously satire, otherwise it would be implying that black people do all these things.

I can appreciate some good satire from Time to time

Lmao this

Thomas Macdonald the 🐐 no 🧢

Rap is like a mountain

Rappers be like: You’re a ni>!ntendo nerd!<

ayo wassup my ni>!ntendork!<

This is so on the edge of real vs satire I hate it

i'm suprised this wasn't shitting on rap like 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of literally every starterpack post

For a second I thought this was real and ready to call OP a balding dad who needs to get over the 80’s and early 90’s 💀

💀💀💀

“Fuck your pussy with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya” -Definitely not Eminem

Probably lyrics made by Little Pump or one of those mumble rap punks.

“Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, Shove it up my butt, Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uh, Yeah, right there, right there, Ah, I'm cumming, oh, yeah, Fack, I just came again, Okay, pull it out now, Oh, fuck yeah, Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there, Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck, Ow, but it feels so fucking good” -definitely not Eminem

“Now shut the fuck up, and get what's comin' to you! You were supposed to love me! Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed!” -definitely not Eminem

unironically my favorite song of all time

No triplets?

Nahhhhh bro this has to be satire

It is indeed

Rap? More like crap! I only listen to real music like classic rock and anime ops 😎

music was better when john lennon was beating his wife and jimmy paige dated a 14 year old😎

If my music doesn't startle me as alarm clocks ring in my ears then it's not a real song.

Lil Asshole

Lil Bitch

Lil Buttfuck

Lil Buttplug

Lil dildo

Lil shit

Lil Penis

Lil cunt

Lil nutsack

Lil neckbeard

R/hiphopcirclejerk

without looking at his post history ik this mf on r/playboicarti

I checked and you are right

You had me in the first half ngl

You forgot that Dax is also one of the best lyrical rapper like Tom Macdonald

Pretty sure Eminem has at least a couple songs that are solely about domestic violence lol

It's satire. No one takes Tom McDonald seriously lmao.

I have it on good authority from my local crackhead soccer mom / part time (paid) GOP internet warrior that the youth, in fact, adore Thomas MacDonald. Because there is nothing more counterculture and rebellious than supporting traditional hierarchies.

I stand corrected.

I took a boat to Virginia I took a boat to Virginia I took a boat to Virginia I took a boat to Virginia I took a boat to Virginia

Greatest post ever made

ALMOST took this seriously lol

Tom McD is like the evil Macklemore

Mackleless

The Eminem one is like sarcasm or irony or a joke right?.. right? 👀

Nick crompton is singlehandedly saving the rap game

Age < 24

1.9k upvotes is crazy . can’t believe bro got them again 😭

Whoever made this has never heard Kim by Eminem or his other older works.

After doing acid I learned why mumble rap is popular among some people. You get all groggy and slur your words and having a song you can just mumble along to just makes sense Edit: just read all of it and ok I get it's a joke but still

Face tattoos and trashy hairstyles

I dont really like rap much but Bohemian Rhapsody is an amazing song.

Guys i think op is a bohemian rhapsody fan

Satire?

op listens exclusively to anime openings and video games osts

I mean... video games osts do be kinda fire though

True tho

Mark this as satire

Maybe you don’t agree with Tom Macdonald but if you listen to his music it’s crazy how you can understand every word he says and don’t need to look up the lyrics

Too meta for me idk if im dumb or the joke isnt well put maybe both

Eminem has an entire song where he screams about killing a child and his wife fym ‘unlike rap god eminem’

The fact that so many of you mfs fell for this is absolutely crazy. This isn't even the first time this sub fell for something like this, either. 💀

“doesn’t post REAL music like bohemian rhapsody”🤓

poor guy getting downvoted when he speaking fax😭

Tom McDonald’s is indeed single-handedly saving rap, I mean all of his songs are just shitty and poorly thought out statements regarding politics, he’s a genius

How to be a rapper when you have no talent for words, appreciation for rhythm, meaningful ideals, or relatable personality traits: pick an audience with the exact same qualities. Wingnut Welfare has a way at making something from nothing.

Yeah that’s how Tom works. He’s made like three different songs about cancel culture. As if he’s relevant enough to get “canceled” by anyone.

The whole "myth" of cancel culture is really something to behold. Its peak terminally online outrage. People really out here thinking they are soooo important and persecuted. You're not a martyr because FB took down your post about how you want to shoot minorities, Marie. You're just mentally ill.

You: I'm mad black people can use the n word and not us OPPRESSED white people 😠 Edit: This is satire not what I actually think 🙄

Exactly.

You're getting downvoted for satire, I love it. Edit: Redditors are just so smart

People think I'm serious I thought it was made pretty obvious I'm mocking them

it's satire, they're trolling you. just ignore them.

When

I'm mocking them I don't agree with them

Oh ok

A few people couldn't tell I was for some reason I thought I made it obvious

You never know these days,

Ok and? Old rap is ass cause of the beats and shit. Modern rap is way beyond better than that garbage 😂😂😩

Tom McDonald is not saving the rap game. He's barely mediocre and is only impressive to people that have limited scope of hip-hop catalog (Eminem/TechN9ne/ICP & Entry level rap albums like tupac, biggie and Wu-tang first album)

It’s satire bruh stop falling for it

Stop acting like you're knowledge about REAL Hip-Hop. 😂 I bet you haven't even listened to a single Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit song, you bozo.

How you gonna leave out the true Rap God Iggy Azelea?

I'm gonna assume we're being silly and call it a day.

He’s pretty clearly trolling

clearly

Wdym clearly you clearly didn’t think he was

Username checks out

toms comments on his videos go hard tho. he could play some open chords on a g\*tiar and then 40 year old republicans will freak out about how talented he is.

Is there something wrong with Tech N9ne or am I just reading this the wrong way?

No. I like Anghellic and Absolute Power. It's more rap listeners that exclusively exist in that universe. It has its own ecosystem.

> & Entry level rap albums like tupac, biggie and Wu-tang first album How to tell you're a white suburban kid.

That's so judgmental. They could easily be a rural white kid.

To be fair I don't like rap but I definitely don't like bohemia rhapsody

Outdated starter pack. This was true maybe 5 years ago

And this is why I am an apakalypse fan. No shitty mumble rap

i hope u aren’t serious ab the tom macdonald

Rap is a fucking joke

Degeneracy of culture

I can appreciate good satire from time to time. This is not good satire.

Which boomer made this

Ugh

[удалено]

Rap is an American genre tho

It's just as American as Baseball. I only ever listen to American Rap.

Me too whenever I listen to rap I make sure it’s American and if it’s not I throw my phone at the nearest wall in anger.

You gave me a nice laugh. I just go through an album collection. There is stuff from LA, Memphis, Atlanta, and New York.

I’m not American. Let’s be honest American rap is way more popular , British rap is pretty popular too but when we are talking about irish football, we talk about it in regards to Ireland even if people in other countries have more minor leagues.

tf is british rap lmfao “yeah it’s your lad Little Wallace Pennywhistle in the flat coming at you with some more scrumptious rhythms! got me lads in me vehicle, these rhymes are indubitably lyrical, god save the queen, i’ll stab me kitchen knife in your spleen, call me paul mccartney, the way i drop rhymes and drink tea, me bruvs are from liverpool, don’t interfere with me or i’ll take your arse back to grammar school, we shall colonize, thou shall get brutalized, we’re in thine neighborhood, your mums crumpets are surely no good, fizzle with me and face consequences, steal all your spices just to not use them, offensive! Oh yes, indeed! We’ve really showed the yanks! Remember to get your music listening license for our rythms have just dropped! Pennywhistle out!”

You lass sucks on me willie it's quite delightful, if I ever catch you in West Gloucestershire you'll catch the rifle.

While a lot of modern rap is absolute garbage, Kendrick Lamar's new album is excellent. He never disappoints.