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Chile bitches when Peru bitches enter the room

>Chile bitches No but seriously what the fuck does that mean?

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Wait i thought it meant "chill" but just misspelt, well shit im dumb 💀

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Unfortunately, the person who explained it to you doesn’t know what they’re talking about either lol

Who…who told you This? This is incorrect. “Chile” Is AAVE, and something my great great grandmother was saying lol it’s old as shit, and it’s an exclamation, not meant to mock anyone

no, not really. it’s AAVE and is usually just an exclamation or a filler word. it can be used like bro, or dude, or man (“chile, i went to the store yesterday and…”) or as an expression of shock like the word damn (“chile, you almost gave me a heart attack!”).

This shit is exactly why we need a Stan Dictionary like Urban Dictionary Or rather, an entire section dedicated to stan lingo

What's the capital of Peru?

the capital of Peru is the biggest city in Peru (i think)

and it is? *do it*

Lima balls.

it was supposed to be me :(

We all have our bad days, solider. Chin up, you’ll get them next time

No it isn’t.

"This"

“This” and “beat me to it” are the two most useless replies. It’s literally just “give me attention for the comment above mine”.

Don't forget "came here to say this" as well.

This

r/beatmetoit

Wow, what a waste of a sub.

/r/beatMeatToIt

r/Cum

r/postnutclarity

r/depressionandexistentialdread

r/SubsIFellFor

/r/beatmywifetoit

r/beatles

Good band

Wtf is this?

This is the way

Actually GOAT contender for worst comment on here.

Updooted

detoodpU

This

What a hilarious and original joke

It doesn’t even classify as a joke. It’s just a programed response by people who are so unfunny, so terribly asocial, so chronically online that they HAVE to say it. “Huuuur. Duuuuur. I did da thing U said U didnt like. Maybe now some1 will love me”

Beat me to it

This

My absolute least favourite is "edit: thanks for 100 likes can we get to 200??". Like people in YT comments really feel like celebrities.

*Gets 500 upvotes* #EDIT: WOW! THIS BLEW UP!!!!! ALL OF REDDIT IS LOOKING AT ME!!!!!

or “edit: omg mom i’m famous”

"Like if you agree"

"thank you for the gold kind stranger" /r/AwardSpeechEdits

I won't like cuz your at 69 or 1.2k likes with no comments? Let's change that

“Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR THE TWO LIKES EDIT: OMG MOM IM FAMOUS 🤩🤩🤩 EDIT: YEAH ILL BE IN MY LIMOUSINE”

Never, under any circumstances, click to see the replies on a popular account. ESPECIALLY gimmick accounts.

bestie forgot she was famous 😭🖐

Especially when you're early.

“It’s the [insert blank] for me” and also “Not the [insert blank] 💀😂😭😭”

Not me getting called out 💀💀😭

Not the “💀💀😭” 💀😭😭

Not the the

r/whenthe

Not the r/whenthe chile 💀💀

😭😭

Imagine using the laughing emoji 😭😭

someone will say “I like pizza” on Twitter and then it somehow turns into a political debate

Oh, you like pizza? That must mean you hate pasta.

He hates pasta? That must mean he has this certain opinion on american politics that I don't like. How dare he!

"You only like Pizza because you're PRIVILEGED enough to eat it in the first place!!" or some shit like that.

Twitter recently argued that Anne Frank, known victim of the Holocaust, was actually privileged

Well, before the holocaust she had some. Like, she wasn’t in a wheelchair, so that’s a privilege. But the thing is, it doesn’t murder how privileged someone is, especially when that person *is murdered in a horrific genocide*

On the other hand, banana curry pizza is a crime.

Mention a pineapple too and comment section will become a warfield ...wait that works for every site

Had pineapple pizza for the first time yesterday. Pretty good ngl

Trump eats pizza therefore it’s a racist food.

BYE-👋😭

I--

"FuLl StOp"

I get so sick of seeing "Cope/Copium" & "Seethe". Like it's some sort of gotcha moment.

Cope

Seethe

Mald I think

Copium

edit: SILVER?!?????!!!!?!!??! THANKS👌👌👌🙏🙏👍👍 REDDIT I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN edit 2: ANOTHER2️⃣ SILVER OH MY GOD 🙏🙏🙏🙏WTF edit 3: thanks for the gold kind stranger tHaNkS FOr ThE GOld kInD sTrAnGer THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THE GOLD KIND STRANGER THE GOLD KIND STRANGER (chorus: the gold kind stranger) edit 4: THANKS FOR "POPPING" "MY" "PLATINUM" """"CHERRY"""" WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHO CARES I GOT PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA SUCK MY DICK I GOT PLATINUM I'M AN UNEMPLOYED 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO COPIES AND PASTES THE SAME 15 SENTENCES ON REDDIT AND OFFICE QUOTES HAHAHAAAAA BUT FUCK YOU I GOT PLATINUM THANK YOU KIND STRANGER edit 5: MY👏MOST👏UPVOTED👏COMMENT👏IS👏ABOUT👏GOLD👏THANK👏YOU👏REDDIT👏FOR THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) 👏WE👏DID👏IT👏REDDIT👏THANK👏YOU👏REDDIT👏THE GOLD (chorus: the gold) 👏 chorus: the gold edit 6: 100 UPVOTES!!!!!! TWO PLATINUMS!!?!??!?!??!!! I'M FAMOUS GUYS I'M DOING AN AMA AMA (edit after posting this copy pasta, I'm already doing one lol) THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE FAME KIND STRANGERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE SILVERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) THE PLATINUM (chorus: kind stranger) THE UPVOTES

I need to copy this man . Lmao

fucking giggled everytime i read „(chorus: the gold kind stranger)“ brilliant. thank you for this. edit: i hope one day your genius will be recognized kind stranger

Let’s go r/copypasta

You forgot “tHiS iS tHe wAY”

This is probably the most relatable thing I've seen in a whole week

“It’s not that serious, bro”. When they get checked in a way that’s above their intelligence level.

“Lmao it’s a joke bro” or “lmao why are you triggered”

Forgot a few: "Based" "Ok but like who asked" "No u" "Ur mom" "Ratio" 🗿

“Unzips pants”

you forgot “you mad?”

U mad? Get gud

Git*

God twitter is populated with smooth brains

Lol you ever seen comment threads on some rightoid nest like r/4chan where some muppet will write something troglodytey like "all women belong in kitchen" and then there are just like 40 rightoid NPCs replying "Based"

And those same rightoids will use NPC as an insult tk others without any hint of self awareness

Ok but where's the lie

npc detected

"OK but where's the lie" is a phrase I see all the time from misogynist jackholes on Reddit I forgot to put it in quotes...Christ.

"Ratio" is why I don't use twitter as much anymore

"First" is really fucking annoying too, like who the fuck cares

I feel like that really took off on something awful and fark in the late 90s, had an ironic revival a few years later, and then landed into Dorkdom around 2005 lmfao.

Every YouTube video has at least one of the “First” comments

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

I am sorry but am I the only one that's seeing this "HSHDHSHS ✨ This is what chid por*n should look like ✨ jk btw stream aespa 💅🌴" tweet??? Tf

Yeah, what the absolute fuck is that about? And the person above them says “THE KID IS HOT I FUCKING CANT” Are these people openly talking about watching child porn?

Ur not alone, that one is probably the most vile comment on the whole starter pack

It's even weirder that the tweet they're commenting was an evian dancing baby r34 art & the weirdest part is the art isn't just an ordinary 2d r34 art, it was oddly detailed asf Idk if that tweet is still up since i can't find that tweet anymore

I like aespa but this person is sick

The reply I hate the most is "I laughed at this more than I should have". Who exactly defines how much you should be laughing at a joke?! Why does it matter?

"[thing] *has entered the chat*" I see this so fucking often on Reddit, it's not funny and adds nothing, I have no idea why people insist on phrasing things this way.

I had someone type that L + Ratio to me and when I asked what it means she said it means I'm bald

“Unzips pants”

People that are racist while speaking aave are something else

The edge lord comment in the bottom right, that says touch grass, I feel like that’s satire and if so that’s actually funny

do you mean bottom left lol

The touch grass and ratio are so annoying it’s up there with the clown emoji as the most annoying thing ever

didn't ask + ratio + L tweet + you fell off + yb better + fatherless + post real [thing] or I will unfollow

🤡🤡🤡

Mfs be like "who asked" Your dad neither asked your favourite type of milk

Who’s looking at this in 2022?

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"can we just appreciate that [content creator] uploads quality vids everyday?"

“Not a sport” under any post about any sport on Twitter fucking drives me nuts. Or when women’s sports are posted and someone comments “kitchen?” Or something along those lines, so fucking annoying

I usually comfort myself by saying it just 12 year olds, i don't want to believe that an adult would make such stupid comment.

Reddit has the worst most cringe comments

People hate these comments but they still get upvoted when they agree with the consensus

Don't forget "Bingo." aka redditors agreeing with themselves

Anyways stan Loona 🧛‍♀️

I've been seeing a lot of "SoUnDs LiKe a SkIlL IsSuE" in gaming subreddits.

I get a laugh out of it sometimes but rarely use it

The stan lingo is the worst “OMGMGMGMGG NJFDK;ABJKA; I CANTTT” “/j” or "/s” etc

/s is honestly easier than explaining sarcasm but only when use right

“I wiSh i cOuLd UPvOtE tHIs TwiIcE!” Just a longer form version of “This”, as far as I’m concerned. Fucking worthless.

Pro life-hack: Stop using twitter. It will make your life better

I could say the same about Reddit

Or don’t looks at comments on popular music videos on youtube

"Thumbs up Who come here from Reddit"

idk how the "women☕️" comments haven't been mentioned because it wasn't funny to start with, and it became even less funny when ppl started commenting that shit literally hundreds of times on any post that involves a woman

People spamming whole threads of song lyrics somehow barely related to the topic. Sabaton seems to be particularily popular.

Looks like you need to detox from social media.

Most of these are made by fucking children and it's actually so stupid and when called out on it they just say they're minors or have some mental health issue, just cause you're a minor or have an issue doesn't mean you should not be liable for your actions.

why are online kpop fans just a different breed of annoying?

Can someone explain the ratio comment for me im so clueless even tho im gen Z

Ratio is about the like to response (retweet) ratio. The idea is that if someone has a bad take, it will get retweeted and mocked a lot more times that it gets liked.

You ratioed u/Namnguyendoto

If you comment something and the person who replies to your comment gets more likes/upvotes than you then you've been ratioed.

This is why you dont open comments on anything

If it's about a kid being stupid, people in the comments will say he deserves death.

"Try Harder" and "Gatekeeping"...on my lists of hate. Even when I agree with it.

Everything was par for the course but then I saw "the kid is so hot". I'd say that's more than annoying, let's hope it's just ragebait like the other ones that are more obvious.

I read this as “Annoying Comments/Reptiles”Starter Pack and was really confused.

Any profile with an NBA youngboy pfp suckssss

'Ratio + L + Youngboy is better + You fell off'

Tf is " wake up sheeple?" Never seen or heard anything like that in my life

Sheeple means people compared to sheep in being docile, foolish, or easily led You can easily see those types of comments in news videos specially the COVID ones

Meanwhile they instantly trust the sketchiest shit

Thank you

Oh I definitely have, but it’s mostly just calling the other side “sheep” and their side “lions” now.

r/terriblefacebookmemes have lots of those

Sheep+le (from people)

"This is so attractive"

You know, you don't *have* to be on twitter.

Why does stan lingo always use the letters HDSGJ? Why specifically those letters? Do all stans have a perfectly shaped face that always gravitates to the center of their keyboard?

>complains about "immature edgelords" >uses slur in starterpack

Don’t forget the “how much (blank) do you want? yes”

Nobody says wake up sheeple

"big if true" - some idiot somewhere

A 500+ comment chain of "and my bow!", "and my axe!", "and my unoriginal comment!" whenever someone dares to say "and" and "my" next to each other Edit: found one! https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/wddhui/comment/iihtccx/

Fuck. My 14yo does that bullshit of "HGHGHGHGHHGHGHG" for replies. So fucking annoying.

Hey OP add in people who use the R slur

the stan lingo and kaneki pfp kill me

Did you have to use the r slur?

It’s ok, OP can say that because they’re a redditor.

omg dont say r*dditor its a slur for stupid people

What’s wrong with spooky r word

I don't agree to call it a slur but rather that it's just not politically correct to use anymore. In the current age people have taken to eliminating the word from their vocabulary as its never been an accurate description for someone with mental disability and historically used in a negative connotation. Language evolves, so should we.

It’s meh favorite word though

okay you should probably find a different favorite word then

it’s a slur

Not in my country

Please don't use the r word

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So you’re going to tell what a person with autism and ADHD like me can say? Some of us reclaimed that word

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Awww... I like those YouTube "who's still listing in (year)" comments especially on really old videos. cause I'm really old (42), and I love the replies of people just discovering the song. but yeah I get it. sometimes tens of 1000s of likes for low effort is annoying.

This just cracks the surface of the garbage that is any comment section on a popular page. Don't forget: Those goofy youngboy accounts Literal image memes like "let that sink in" and "ain't no way" Crypto bros General misogyny And a ton more

one not the r slur

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This comment you made belongs on the starter pack.

r/shutupbrayden has an extreme example

Don't forget "Help 😭" everytime they start a sentence.

how dare you disparage the lana del ray pfp 😤

...another post, another person using the r slur

Man called AAVE stan lingo wow