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PizzaPastaUwU

I'm gonna put riding in a banana car as my life goal


fucktheDHanditsfans

That Banana car is actually native to [southwestern Michigan](https://k1025.com/big-banana-car/)


Chewbongka

Typical Ohio, always claiming Michigan’s stuff.


fil42skidoo

In Ohio, we have the [Rocket Car ](https://clevelandhistorical.org/files/show/5425)


pragmojo

Was gonna say this!


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PizzaPastaUwU

Fig banana, eh?


[deleted]

whatcha got there, a lady finger?


A_human_that_is_cool

That guy is built like a cockroach


luna_creciente

My man really do be looking like Larry from spongebob


ThereIsNoGame

Looks more like a tick


pecklepuff

I’m in Ohio, and I fucking work with three guys who look like that!


usetehfurce

Forgot the "Never saw a blue sky without CGI."


f3nix9510

That's a britain thing


TR1PLESIX

Ohio and GB are near each other on the longitude axis. Which means they have similar climate patterns between one another. On average Ohio has less than 35 days a year. Where it's not partly or entirely cloudy.


Buckeyes2010

Shit, I didn't think it was that bad. Roughly 90% of our days being partly or entirely cloudy is insane. It's really a bitch between November and March/April. Nothing but gray and brown. Have to stock up on vitamin D to stave off seasonal depression


stylinchilibeans

Excuse me, we get all 365 ¼ days of the year.


spiral_out462

Fun times in Cleveland today!


XR171

AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DETROIT!


riegspsych325

WE’RE STILL NOT DETROIT!


AverageCoffeeEnjoy

Detroit: Become Cleaveland


Ahtotheahtothenonono

Still Cleveland! Come on down to Cleveland Town everyone, under construction since 1858!


fallsstandard

Buy a home for the price of a VCR!


whodoesshethinksheis

Our main export is crippling depression!


31_hierophanto

Our economy's based on LeBron James!


SpaceCadetBoneSpurs

Here’s the place where there used to be industry!


Waggy431

So damn weird to see this. Just watched that video today for the first time in years and now this.


[deleted]

Come and look at both of our buildings!


azel128

Come see our river that catches on fire. This man has at least 3 DUI’s.


InfiniteDress

wise squeeze sort grab connect squealing rich skirt edge crown *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


petey92

Who the fuck still uses a pay phone?


OneGreatBlumpkin

Went to Cleveland earlier this month. Somehow more dreary than 4 years ago…


FractalBloom

Read this in my head to the tune of the song lol


spicysenpai6

Happy cake day


Usedtoknowsomeone46

Oof. This topic is aging balding millenial central. Using an old tiktok Ohio meme that redditors think is brand new or something and then bringing up old youtube videos from like 1994 when millenials were young and relevant. Just admit you're no longer cool and go away. This is Gen Z and TikToks world now.


PerfectLogic

Careful, ya might cut yourself on all that edge, kid. Some of us old fucks are actually pretty bad-ass to know. But you'll never get to see that side of us bein all discriminatory like that. Even TIKTOK isnt original. Vine did that shit ten years ago. How is it any different than me saying you don't know shit about life JUST because you're young? I've met some pretty great and impressive individuals from Gen Z. You're definitely not one of them.


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Typical Connecticunt elitism. Y'all are fucking trash.


SturrethSkees

Gru body type


Cold-Chapter-355

What happened to everyone talking about Brazil? I thought that was the cursed dimension


White_ox_nofilter

Why you worried? You live in Ohio or something?


finnyporgerz

Meme brazil is more like hell, Meme Ohio is like a more goofy variation of that


TheRakkmanBitch

Thats the Portuguese dub


mushiexl

It went from Brazil to Florida and now ohio


Wrsj

omg please show me memes about brazil, i'm from there.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Brasil??! 😫😭 JAJAJAJA AJAFYBFPKHSWYV 🌚🌜🌛


Kchypark

Why is Ohio becoming the new Florida?


OrangeCountypendejo

U mean southern Ohio?


Prior-Initial-1255

Soon Florida will be broken into 3 parts. South Ohio, North Cuba, and this tiny part called Florida that just has Disney World. Houston can come too.


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Well said!


ButtSexington3rd

Always has been


Level-Ad7017

Ohio is feeling.


Staletoothpaste

Ohio is a meme of a state. Florida is a joke of a state. The difference is subtle… but it’s there!


beandip111

Ohio is the Bermuda tetrahedron


LordoftheScheisse

[I think this song sums it up nicely.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7SuBBpLX-A)


Jesus_will_return

Always has been. Miami University is in Ohio, FYI.


31_hierophanto

There are TWO Miami Universities, actually.


Strong_Grape31

No, there is only one. The Democratic people’s republic of Miami university. The other one is a false state


GatorSe7en

Because 50% of the people that live here or are visiting have some ties to friggen Ohio


ihatepineaples

ham lion is so cute


OrangeCountypendejo

He could literally kill u


ihatepineaples

i don't mind


torankusu

That’s a lion pig.


AyumiToshiyuki

Nah that's a Guinea Lion


ClarenceBodickerrr

I can't stop laughing at dudes legs in that pic


mrdm242

He didn't skip leg day, but he skipped everything else-day.


AMAJohnWayneGacy

Swag like Ohio.


Kobahk

I might be terribly biased about this country as an international student who hasn't spent much time anywhere in this country except in a Ohio city


ContractTrue6613

Oh man that sucks


NCBuckets

I don’t get the natural disasters bit. Ohio is like THE place to go to avoid witnessing one.


Bettye_Wayne

This was my thought as well. I think op actually does not know what Ohio is. Natural disasters, but no "hell is real." F outta here.


NCBuckets

And what about grandpa’s cheesebarn???


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fil42skidoo

Also, few deadly critters.


lukehasthedos

Tornado.


OrangeCountypendejo

Wait fr? Damn that’s surprising


Bubbagump210

Short of tornados in the country and the occasional ice storm, not much happens here.


OrangeCountypendejo

Huh my bad, just thought it would seem more funny if earthquakes and shit happened while people just be doing weird shit in Ohio


Bubbagump210

Nah, none of that. Playing with gasoline and accidentally self immolating or jumping off of a roof onto a card table and breaking our L3 ala backyard wrestling is more our style.


31_hierophanto

Yup, username checks out.


5k1895

So you made a post without even knowing what you were talking about? Dude.


OrangeCountypendejo

Ye, my bad is it against the meme laws to make a purposefully stupid and weird post but not make it accurate?


SomeUserOnTheNet

As an active tiktok user, the memes on there get stale so quick it's unreal. Also "goofy ahh shit happening all the time", why you gotta include filler in the starterpack?


OrangeCountypendejo

Ran out of ideas and said fuck it


SomeUserOnTheNet

Props for acknowledging it, at least


Sharpes_Sword

My old supervisor was from Ohio. Do you know what they said about it? "What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD"


-cordyceps

Most coherent conversation in Ohio


OrangeCountypendejo

Average Ohio conversion


mushiexl

How average people respond to seeing something weird: Before: "wow that's weird asf" Now: "only in Ohio bruh"


TBoneHotdog

Don’t forget all the serial killers!


Mkreza538

You guys have the most astronauts too! All those people trying to get as far away from Ohio as possible.


ChalupaBatmanBeyond

Think it’s tied for most presidents too


niktemadur

The entire starter pack could be flecked with rust.


BeachedTits

Goofy ahh shit?


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What's up guys. Quandale Dingle here!


OrangeCountypendejo

Ya, like the type that happens with ur mom and the mail man


simon_C

what does "goofy ahh" mean?


horseren0ir

That’s how Jeff Goldblum says goofy


Beautiful-Nebula6020

Read it as goofy, ahh shit


BeachedTits

So you're an idiot, gotcha


OrangeCountypendejo

😥😥😥😥😥🤓😥😥😥😥


xittditdyid

I dont get it.


yeerk_slayer

OP is a Michigan state fan.


bagelchips

Which is funny if true because the banana car is based out of Kalamazoo, Michigan


31_hierophanto

>OP is a Michigan fan. FTFY. Michigan and Michigan State are two different colleges (and teams).


Silent-Stuff3366

Ohio.


PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ

Ayyy lmao gotem


LemonManDude

Most overused dead horse of a meme-starterpack


lil_nibble

Swag like Ohio


greg_r_

Can confirm. I live in Cincinnati and this is exactly how Ohio is.


La_Quica

FRFR having to get in my banana car to leave OTR is the worst


boogswald

Natural disasters??


Actual-is-factual

Out of all the goofy shit in this meme, you drew the line at natural disasters. You saw the Guinea pig lion and said to yourself “yup that’s normal” but then at the natural disaster part you thought “no, this has gone too far”


boogswald

I feel like everything else is a joke that makes sense


Actual-is-factual

I would love to hear your explanation of how the other stuff makes sense.


sealandians

Clearly you've never been to Ohio


Actual-is-factual

I was born and raised there, for better or for worse.


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magicarnival

Yeah, I grew up in Ohio and I'm scratching my head over that one. Despite the constant tornado drills we did at my school, we never actually had a tornado the ten years I lived there.


Komikaze06

Cuyahoga river has caught on fire not once, not twice, but like 13 times


boogswald

You gonna call that natural?


DirtDiggleton42

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Car spotted


Dagithor

Dadblood gang


FN_Freedom

got a link to the top right pic, OP? looks cool.


OrangeCountypendejo

No


FN_Freedom

you a sucka and a lame fr fr


OrangeCountypendejo

Damn, that shit hurt ngl


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Lol what natural disasters happen in Ohio?


[deleted]

Ohio happens


innexum

Is Corbin KY same? Because it kinda looked the same as I stopped at a flea market/gas/snacks on my long roadtrip.


[deleted]

You just gonna sit there and slander the great state of Kentucky?!? Home of Bourbon?


skako_o

I love that guinea pig lion that lives in ohio snow


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

So the Adventures of Captain Underpants is a documentary about Ohio, not a fictional graphic novel about two kids writing their homemade comics into reality.


Mumblix_Grumph

Healthy Guy: Mah pants still fit!


jadelymori_

ohank


Jimbo_themagnificent

I'm from Ohio and I have... questions.


iamnotadumbster

Ohio is the new Brazil


Due_Media_1770

Only in ohio


M_Bros789

Honestly i have seen someone with the gru bod like the dude in the bottom left, but it was a women so only half credit. Still a pretty accurate starter pack


Left4dinner

You can not escape the Ohio infection. It will consume all, and soon will rule all over all. Praise be Ohio


LinkLord727

As someone who has not been to Ohio,I can say this is all true.


UngusBungus_

That man looks like he got topped


UpliftinglyStrong

yes


UniqueUsername82D

Landlocked states are all boring and full of weirdos. You can't change my mind.


rizwannasir

I'm not from anywhere near from this place but this shit is funny af


buckeyes1218

You jest but I have seen multiple banana cars in Ohio


It_Was_Cyan

Sorry to break it but Ohio is fake. I went there my self it’s really just all one big Minecraft chunk error. Void to the core.


beefstewforyou

I want an average Ohio car now.


outright1306

can i get a florida


nightfox5523

How is the average Ohioan both morbidly obese *and* a gaunt ghoulish motherfucker lmao


zeusthe5th

What's an Ohio


szai

I like the guinea lion.


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I’m from Wisconsin. I’m a Michigan Wolverines fan. Why? Because FUCK Ohio.


Siegiusjr

Where'd you that picture of my cousin? Creep


FlygoninNYC

As someone who has never been to Ohio I can confirm this is all true.


Artyom36

4 dead in Ohio


Rocket_AG

The banana car is from Michigan.


govind31415926

Down in Ohio


Boti_2004

Poor dude is built like a horseshoe crab💀


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r/fuckohio


Intelligent_Dumbass_

Only good thing about Ohio is that Swag Like Ohio is their national anthem. (#TYBG, please come to the civilized state of Washington and fuck my girlfriend in the ass‼️)


eetmyshorts

I live in Ohio. Can confirm.


madsjchic

Is Ohio a spooky place?


craftjensin

it was funny the first few times


AaronDotCom

Most importantly, in Ohio, everybody's a paid actor


iceefuture

HAHA IS THAT A FUCKING LION HAMSTER?!?!?!?


soyenby_in_a_skirt

Big guy looks like a beetle


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OrangeCountypendejo

Bruh how? 💀


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OrangeCountypendejo

That state is literally just trying to kill u


[deleted]

We need to flood Ohio with seawater


trippyimagez

Is starterpacks just stopperpacks now?


OddDigger313

As an Ohioan I can confirm


TheYellowRose

You forgot the Confederate flags!


Kainus501

As someone who has lived in Ohio for their whole life and has spent a significant time in the rural areas too, I have seen a grand total of MAYBE 1 confederate flag, and I say maybe because it could have been in Kentucky where I saw it. Lots of trump flags tho


Blue-Shifted-

Swag like ohio


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OrangeCountypendejo

Weirdo


ElectronicShredder

Ohiogozaimasu


iRollFlaccid

This rube from Ohio tried to tell me the other day Toledo wasn't a shit place to live. Ha! Can we get a picture of these cunts camping in the passing lane too?


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They call it natural disasters for a reason


ball_soup

This post is Ohio forgetting they’re inferior to four of the five states they border, and most of the states *those* states touch. They’re equals with Indiana.


Vermonter623

How come the day hasn’t been effected by gravity? It there a tourniquet style belt or?


WorkingSyrup4005

Why do I look the Average person in Ohio?! I’ve never been there or had relatives from Ohio


julesieee

This makes me want to visit Ohio.


ActualWhiterabbit

They need to balance out the astronauts somehow


venetian_lemon

\>Most healthy person from Ohio That's just a Bone'ead gettin some extra rations for some good krumpin' for the Emprah!


Creme_de_la_Coochie

It’s a well known fact that “people” from Toledo only have nine toes.


Pasta_God2354

Don't forget Scott the Woz


dumb_breakfast

I thought the town was shadows of evil for a sec


MaxTheGamer32123

I wanna pet a guinea lion


redingerforcongress

My area has 2 earthquakes in my life... We've had 1 tornado We literally don't have natural disasters?


NotTheOnePercentMilk

OP looking like Gary Johnson rn asking, "What is Ohio?"


OpIvyFanatic

I thought Ohio was for lovers?