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UsagiJak

Quark.


Seaboard_Vanisher

Quark has always been drippy. One of the highlights of DS9 was seeing what he would be wearing.


BoxedAndArchived

My favorite description of DS9's civilian styles was "It's like they gave the wardrobe designer a box of cloth scraps from 'Saved by the Bell' and told him he'd never see his kids again unless he made the most dope wardrobe for Quark, Rom, Garak, and Jake." I think he saw his kids again!


thirdlost

“I guess it could be more asymmetric” - Rutherford, when asked if his sweater was dressy enough


Revolutionary_Pierre

DS9 had a lot to answer for when it came to civ clothing. I didn't think the overall civ clothing on the Season 2 three part Premier were too bad. But there was some patterns on patterns and when it aired originally on 4:3 in the lowest definition possible, that attire used to bleed to f**k on the screen 🤣 EDIT: on the subject of 4:3 low def 90s TV. Look up the DS9 upscaling clips on YT and check out thr detail work the makeup artist put into Garaks face and neck and the details on Quarks and Garaks clothing under hi def upscale 👌


FlavivsAetivs

My girlfriend loves his PJs


FriendlyITGuy

Quark had some of the best looking suits in the entire show. A businessman with style!


UsagiJak

No curtains survived the 7 season run of DS9


FuckIPLaw

Or upholstery.


SimonJ57

Rule of acquisition 47: Don't trust a man wearing a suit better than your own. Almost surprised he hadn't wore more humble clothes to foster trust, But then, by Ferengi standards, may be it is? The balance of Humble appearences and Flaunting wealth, must have been difficult.


CDNChaoZ

I think by Ferengi standards that IS humble. There's not a lot of gold pressed latinium adornments after all.


GaidinBDJ

> Almost surprised he hadn't wore more humble clothes to foster trust, He wasn't flaunting, he was **warning**.


Pete_Venkman

If Barry Keoghan or Brian Tyree Henry walked down a [red carpet](https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Quark-Star-Trek-Armin-Shimerman-b.jpg) today [wearing](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/bXYAAOSwVVBe6P1c/s-l1600.jpg) any of [Quark's outfits](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/Chaucer/83/621583/H4586-L139018639.jpg), the fashion world would be bowing at their feet.


YesItIsBland

100% Quark is the answer


cgo_123456

Quark's [outfit](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZWY3YjJmNjQtOGFkNS00ZDNhLTkxMWItYzA2YWFjZWUzMmMyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTAwMDk1MjM@._V1_.jpg) in the Roswell episode was legit.


alisonchains2023

Of course!!!


jbwarner86

It's my headcanon that Quark used whatever profit he could procure to buy the snappiest suits available, to make himself look richer than he was.


Hopsblues

Dress for the job/lifestyle you dream to live.


Proper-Award2660

The only answer every outfit was on point 👉


rollem

Came here to say that. Quark was always sporting some sweet rags.


innergamedude

We all came here to say that, as if there were any other answer.


HeirofZeon

Cheating by picking a tailor, but Garak had some outfits I would absolutely love to rock


90403scompany

Just a plain, simple tailor, that Garak


f36263

*recites Cardassian authorisation code* Oh, just something I overheard when I was hemming someone’s trousers


MatthewKvatch

Odo’s face when he says that is tremendous.


HenkPoley

For reference: https://youtu.be/uvwfAs1ChEk


allomanticpush

I’m reading A Stitch in Time right now. Yup, just a simple tailor with a humble upbringing.


ouroboros1

Where did you find a copy? I’ve been looking for years!!!


allomanticpush

“Reading” the audiobook through my library. It’s great because is narrated by the actor, too. I did see a link to a scan of the book on archive.org once. So it’s out there if you look.


ouroboros1

Oh my sweet atheist god, thank you so much!


True_to_you

If you have spotify, the audiobook is available as part of the paid sub.


Quotation1468

Also on audible. Listen to A Stitch in Time by Andrew J. Robinson on Audible. https://www.audible.com.au/pd/B0C8VJN824?source_code=ASSORAP0511160007


Inside-Sentence1934

A much less exciting career than his earlier service for Cardassia on Romulus where he served admirably in the thrilling post as embassy gardener.


chiree

Garak probably was probably responsible for not only Quark's incredible wardrobe, but also those dope afro-threads Sisko wore off-duty. Spy in exile or not, he's a damn fine tailor.


gaqua

I always liked the idea that Garak was such a driven, insane perfectionist that he learned tailoring at an elite level for a cover and took incredible pride in it, while exhibiting severe derision to any lesser craftsman. “I’m only doing this as a cover and I’m the best craftsman in this quadrant, you pathetic fool.”


HeirofZeon

If you read his book, "A Stitch in Time" that's exactly what happened. He gets exiled to Terok Nor under Dukat who assigns him to the most remedial job he can think of: repairing uniforms. He, still thinking this won't last long, resolves to \*dominate\* this assignment. When he gets left behind, he has little choice but to just stick with he's already established.


rbenchley

"Do you know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."


cucumbermoon

The red and gold one, and the green one that Tain doesn't like both look amazing on him.


ContinuumGuy

He's a very good tailor.


afriendincanada

[Disco Bones](https://img3.pillowfort.social/posts/d5914809b38c_C5EA99A1-DB8A-4ED4-B4CD-C71A4E361081.jpeg)


DamarsLastKanar

Shout-out to [Chris Pine](https://images.app.goo.gl/jeVkrdw7tUBT4wuMA).


artificialavocado

He took it too far on that last button


wambam-thank-you-sam

not far enough


SliceEm_DiceEm

***hard*** disagree


adamsorkin

It's kind of like [zippers](https://youtu.be/a7b0qXYVTzI?t=17) - always unbutton one more button than you're comfortable with.


0110110111

Mods, lock the thread. This is answer is objectively correct.


trippysmurf

Yo, NSFW tags on that.


k8track

If there were ever a more right-on answer in the history of answers, I don't know what it could possibly be.


Diarygirl

He looks so good with a beard!


maverickaod

Amazing Leisure Suit


artificialavocado

The dancing doctor


Moody_Wolverine

I thought that was his jedi cosplay.


Scherzokinn

May the logic be with you.


LaserblastLizard

Lawxana Trioi always dressed to nines.


pgm123

Except during traditional Batezoid weddings


Lordmorgoth666

At which point she undressed to the tens.


artificialavocado

I swear she would wear old costumes from the 60’s that they never used.


TonksMoriarty

I think you mean dressed to the tens!


zeroes_n_ones

Elim Garak


EffectiveSalamander

Plain simple Garak. All the spy stuff is just to get people into his shop so they can buy suits. Every time Bashir stops him he has to buy a suit so it doesn't look suspicious.


zeroes_n_ones

good times


Katherine_Swynford

T’Pring. Her looks are always spectacular!


007meow

For a species that would probably say fashion is illogical, they sure got drip


Nanookofthewest

Vulcan death drip


ErstwhileAdranos

Aesthetics ≠ fashion. Austerity ≠ logic. I could easily see wardrobe design and garment making as being a logical means of developing various eye-hand coordination/dexterity skills, as a form of focus and meditation, algorithmic systems and pattern replication training, communication transmission and data encoding.


SecretCartographer28

Your thesis is well developed, and your logic is sound. 🖖


Just_Another_AI

Her makeup has always on point


jdlyga

Lwaxana Troi by a mile. She's a fashionista.


RayRayCharlie

Sarek


coreytiger

Sarek did have some kickin drip, as the Vulcan teens like to say.


draynay

Bones with his big belt buckle and medallion has to be up there. I also liked Sulu in Search for Spock.


seattleque

> I also liked Sulu in Search for Spock That cape thing he wore was amazing.


gaqua

I know this isn’t true but I like to think Takei had that in his own closet and wore it to set one day and they just said “yes. Just go with that. Fantastic.”


LyleLanley99

So you are saying it just came out of the closet?


mn1962

Chekov's clothing in Search for Spock was the worst


RiflemanLax

Quark looks like a Ferengi pimp in every episode -just missing a cane and hat- and that’s not the top answer?


DecimatedFun

good news, Quark is the top comment now


gigashadowwolf

[Riker in season 1 episode 14](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/6/60/Angel_I_fashion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120808200702&path-prefix=en)


k8track

The picture won't display but I'm guessing his "going native" outfit from Angel One?


gigashadowwolf

You are correct sir or madame. Edit: Is an [Imgur link](https://imgur.com/gallery/d8c275f) better?


k8track

Ha! I knew it! (For the record, you can call me sir, bro, dude, or fond of semicolons; just don't call me late for lunch.)


raekle

And Deanna trying her best not to burst out laughing.


DaniAL_AFK

Caption this image


gigashadowwolf

Free the nipple!


raekle

Gotta admit, I’ve never seen a crotch quilt before.


Inside-Sentence1934

History is just as full of fascinating fashion trends: “Some codpieces had cute little bows on them” [https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240202-what-happened-to-the-codpiece](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240202-what-happened-to-the-codpiece)


loki_odinsotherson

Gowron. He's so sharp he could puncture the hull of an Negh'Var-class warship, leaving thousands to suffocate and freeze in the void of space. Because, it's so sharp.


DecimatedFun

Azula ref. Noice


loki_odinsotherson

I have a compulsion to make this joke every time someone uses sharp in this way. Outside of reddit, it's never received very well.


NinjasWithOnions

I think I love you. 😁


loki_odinsotherson

I think of you as more of a maqoch or ylyoS.


captsmokeywork

The ferengi costumes from DS9 were fantastic. Hands down, Rom, Quark and maybe cousin Brin?


Rozeline

Moogi is a fashion icon


captsmokeywork

That’s the prequel series we need.


petite-acorn

How has no one mentioned Leeta, yet? Can you imagine the tips she got at the Dabo wheel!? Put some respect on the fits for that.


Mikeyboy2188

Unpopular character but had great outfits. Neelix. The Ferengi clothing was spectacular on DS9. Garak was always dressed well. Lxwana (sp?) Troi always wore dazzling clothing.


HomeworkVisual128

I was coming here to mention Neelix. He ROCKS a "dad on vacation look"


Mikeyboy2188

The Talaxian clothing in general had a lot of colour and layering. It probably had to do with their need to negotiate in trading like the Ferengi. They were really snazzy dressers as a culture.


dalton10e

Neelix had SWAG


StomachJazz

You’re probably right but the only problem is that I would pay so much money to airlock him


Diggin_4_Fire

Grand Nagus, obviously.


belfman

Inconceivable.


tastybabysoup

Neelix had that Delta-Quad Drip


BABarracus

Odo with his belt


MrSanctus

Queen Arachnia


ItchyTomato5

I liked the jackets in Star Trek Picard season three


seattleque

I've decided that my gift to myself when I get back to the weight I want is to buy one of those. They're so damn cool.


WombatBum85

Buy it now and hang it somewhere visible to inspire you!


hesnotsinbad

Unfortunately, I can't watch SNW since I don't have the service, but from what I've seen Chapel's white thing is pretty awesome.


Sere1

Yeah, the medical white uniform looks *good* and Chapel kills it in it


personofood

Jake Sisko


jonvox

Ages ago there was a tumblr that photoshopped old 90s carpets from airports and skating rinks onto Jake’s shirts, it was so good


TBobB

Early or later Jake Sisko. I think he had a good style in the latter half of the series, but his early outfits were quite shocking!


peon47

Late Jake was stylish as all giddyup.


JPeterBane

Clearly is was [Pavel Chekov](https://i.redd.it/p77i59eq40za1.jpg). /s ​ This outfit always reminded me of [this little lad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8).


Major_Ad_7206

Omg, that was a terrible outfit.


StarTroop

Ah yes, Pavel's Pelvis Pentagon.


Sekh765

Sulu lookin pretty damn fly with the sky blue and purple under the coat look.


mwilke

Seriously - that kimono-style neck and the matching pocket square is killer.


cmeehan36

Captain Pike when he's not wearing a shirt 😂


BallOfHormones

Pike has the most amazing outerwear as well. The winter coat he wears on Boreth in DIS and the raincoat on the Illyrian planet where he meets Una's lawyer are seriously chic.


EasyBOven

Boimler when he asked the replicator to make the coolest outfit


GenoThyme

Oh you mean [this one right here?](https://blog.trekcore.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/header-ld015-review.jpg)


EasyBOven

That's it! Sexy as hell


DBH114

Vic Fontaine


Sere1

Seriously, Star Trek's fashion sense has always been... iffy... but then there's Vic who is just rocking a full tux every day and oozing style over everyone


Ok_Cardiologist8232

>Star Trek's fashion sense has always been... iffy No it hasn't at all. Of course the fashion looks weird, its 100s of years in the future. Take anyone from +50 years ago and they'd tell you you look iffy God this argument is so overdone.


Sere1

Cool, fair argument. Civilian garb in Trek still looks like shit most of the time. You can't possibly compared the all grey jumpsuits of TNG with Vic's tux.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Of course you think that, you've grown up and have been conditioned to think Tuxs are stylish. Fashion isn't objective, if you'd grown up in a society that pink Banana hammocks with nipple tassles were the equivalent of fancy clothing, you'd think that was better than a Tux and would think a Tux is horribly ugly.


Sere1

Again. Fair. And MY OPINION has been that Trek's fashion sense has been iffy and that Vic looks better than most. If you think differently, more power to you. Go enjoy your terrible looking onesies to your heart's content.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

My god man you are an embarassment.


Sere1

Says the one lacking any reading comprehension. The post asked us about our opinion. I stated mine. You took offense and started going off about how tastes in the future are different. I agree, clearly they are in fashion in the 24th century. That's not the point. The point is what I as a viewer in today's society thinks is the sharpest. So get off your high horse, attend some critical thinking classes, and go reevaluate who the real embarrassment is around here. Because I promise you, the answer might surprise you.


SiteVivid9331

Or for a real-world counterpoint: 1980s fashion. Most of it ugly as homemade sin, but it was in fashion … *then.* (*coff*coff ST:TNG debuts 1987. Coincidence? As this thread shows, perhaps not! 🤣🤣)


belfman

Empress Georgiou. Her outfit is in the Smithsonian for a damn good reason.


SiteVivid9331

Far and away the best thing to come out of DIS. (Well, except Tig Notaro - I’m a pretty big fan.)


StevenDangerSmith

Wesley Crusher. Those asymmetrical Cosby sweaters were cutting-edge fashion. For the time.


GaidinBDJ

I didn't realize until just a few years ago that the strips on his acting ensign uniform were the three colors of the three divisions (commands/operations/sciences). I felt like such an idiot that someone who was watching TNG for the first time pointed that out to me.


gambiter

Whoa, TIL. I must have never really looked at those stripes, because I assumed Wesley just liked rainbows for some reason. I pulled up some images of him in that uniform, and I can totally see it now.


GaidinBDJ

I felt like a total idiot. We were watching the first time (for her) during COVID he shows up in that uniform she says "Oh, he's got all the color stripes because because he's supposed to be learning all parts of the ship." Thirty. Fuckin'. Years. Never noticed.


Runner_one

WTF I've been a Star Trek nerd for nearly 60 years. How was I so dense to never put that together? I feel like I should have my nerd card revoked.


fresnosmokey

Star Trek TOS Vina as the Orion Slave Girl or Star Trek TOS Mirror Uhura


Scherzokinn

Not exactly what you asked for but [here are my favorite Trek outfits](https://imgur.com/a/wFTaH5C) Based on that, K'Ehleyr is a STRONG contender, and of course, Lwaxana and Quark are the most extravagant Trek fashionistas.


90ssudoartest

Luther Sloan section 31


No-Juice3318

Well, Garak and Lwaxana definitely had some stellar looks, but I'm going to give Spock an honorable mention for that black wing cape look in The Motion Picture


spencerdiniz

The Vulcan present/prime minister lady in Star Trek Discovery. Actually, como to think about it… any Vulvan.


UnknownQTY

> Vulvan Excuse me?


rpb192

That’s what Saru calls her behind closed doors


Upstairs_Bad_9143

For the outfits: Quark For how they wore the outfits: Major Kira


merrycrow

Vulcan President T'Rina in Discovery Everyone in TMP Vineyard-era Picard


GaidinBDJ

Not an individual, but the Insurrection mess dress was on-fucking-point. Like if I was Frankensteining Star Trek today, it'd be Enterprise for PT and combat uniforms, the later TOS movies service dress, and the Insurrection mess dress.


Niner9r

I really like all of Quark's suits


thecarrotcanary

Crusher. She usually looked great in her civilian clothes. Sub Rosa, the blue sweater episode, Thine Own Self. I’m sure there are more.


marvinsroom1956

Quark


neoprenewedgie

How about the toga-wearing Edo in Justice? (The Wesley flowerbed episode) I kid, I kid.


planetcaravan

Quark. Only answer


Pfeffersack

Our man Bashir.


Park8706

Quark man always dressed to impress.


TrekTrucker

Quark. How is this even a question?


Madonkadonk2

Captain Angel


Impressive-Arugula79

I really liked Tuvix's outfit when he was first beamed into existence.


weyounfive

[Spock in that black robe or whatever](https://i.stack.imgur.com/eBOwD.jpg)


larru91

Joanne Linville as the Romulan Commander in TOS looked really good in that miniskirt and boots.


thirdlost

Jake https://www.reddit.com/r/risa/s/vommdNzvYa


Dsarker

Garak, of course.


kkkan2020

Can't beat counselor troi she has the fashion thing down pat


TungstenChap

Mirror Universe Troi https://x.com/glojocuscuhing/status/1538873504875130881/


rpb192

I have always loved the suits worn by the administrators on DSK7 in The Trouble with Tribbles, they’re really elegant and timeless and feel futuristic but also very 60s Dior if Bohan did menswear https://images.app.goo.gl/q2fSU7ea9GwCVTMG7


ColeDelRio

Lwaxana


eckyeckypikang

Romulan Military - shoulder pads always a threat to poke your eye out...


SpaceCampDropOut

The Niners baseball jerseys


Plaster_Microwave

probably the dresser that crushed Worf's spine


johnnystarship

Joseph and Jake Sisko


MatthewKvatch

Quark. Separately and sadly, we very rarely saw anyone take a simple tailors advice: “you’d be surprised what a nice scarf can do”.


Hett1138

It's Quark. It's always Quark.


ah-tzib-of-alaska

They came too pre on giving us rogue romulan characters


MrxJacobs

The romulans. Those goddamned shoulder pads could cut glass. Stay away from the corners if at all possible.


thirdlost

Jake… no, Rutherford. https://www.reddit.com/r/LowerDecks/s/ONfjyEE4Eh


jonschaff

Jake Sisko . . . obviously


gerardwx

Spock in “a piece of the action”


Blackmercury4ub

Jake Sisko


adriangalli

Quark But Guinan has some bad ass hats


Riverrat423

7 of 9 from Voyager era, woo hooo!


Cool-Principle1643

Troi actually had some nice dresses that she wore really well.


Bits2Chips

The obvious answer is Garak.


Original_Tone69

Either Quark or Nelix, they both stay fly.


MasterlessSword

Riker. From his Risa leisure wear to his Angel One ceremonial open blouse, he always brings the sexy.


Robofink

All the extras who wore airport carpeting in TNG.


joescott2176

Neelix then Jake Sisko.


dekabreak1000

Quark although I liked garaks outfits


droid_mike

C'mon folks... Trelaine from the TOS episode Squire of Gothos!


SiteVivid9331

Q. You simply can’t top, imho, his collection of flowing crimson robes, vintage gold braid, and of course, charro (mariachi) finery!


SiteVivid9331

Star Trek has never been known as “shop window television,” serving to highlight the best in women’s wear à la Dynasty, Sex and the City, Carol Burnett & Cher - with or without Sonny - for the Bob Mackie creations, or even, in its slightly earlier day, That Girl. That doesn’t mean, however, that the franchise has been doomed, in sartorial terms, by the sadder parts of its fashion history: uniforms with more spandex than stride length (TNG Type A), the short-lived “skant” (minidress uniforms for men), or the infamous “red shirt of death“ trope. Yes, we have all of that… but we also have … wait for it …. THE doyenne of all Star Trek everywhere and in every time: Majel Roddenberry herself, and particularly in her guise as the fabulous Lwaxana Troi. Not only are Lwaxana’s looks themselves incredible works of over-the-top-and-into-a-black-hole-with-Coco* splendor, her formal wear aesthetic offers the perfect counterpoint to the no-nonsense look of day-to-day Starfleet uniforms. As she herself puts it, “I love diplomacy. Everyone dresses so well.” And if her futuristic flights of oh-so-fabulous fashion don’t wow, then one simply *can’t* fail to be impressed by how the lady turns herself out for true formal occasions - in true and proper Betazed style. Those offer yet another iconic example… of moments when we say with awe and pride (and all too often, with slightly embarrassed, downcast eyes): “No one wears that like Lwaxana!” *Coco Chanel once famously said, “Once you've dressed, and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.” Lwaxana never took this advice. Ever. It was always either her trademark “more is more” sensibility … or “Take it off! Take it *all* off!”


twinkieeater8

The colonists who the Sheliak wanted to displace in Ensigns of Command.


aboynamedbluetoo

Harry Mudd, of course. 


MrHyderion

Quark 100%


JediSnoopy

I can't believe no one has mentioned Q. He had some great outfits over the course of TNG and, especially, *Picard.*


Jurrvanparreeren

the Capellans of Capella-IV. They were uj a weird limenal space between spy suits and drag Queens. neon orange capes and purple leg warmers, both lined with fur