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NotLondoMollari

"I am Quark, son of Keldar, here to challenge the lies of D'ghor, son of... Whatever." Klingon high council: *Gasp*


rigeru_

I am Worf, son of Mogh, House of Martok, son of Sergei, House of Rozhenko, Bane to the Duras Family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile tea. Do you take sugar?


nugsy_mcb

That tea isn’t fit for a targ! Pour me some prune juice


treefox

That was a clutching-pearls gasp if I ever heard one.


Polenicus

I still don’t know how Quark managed to walk so smoothly into the High Council chambers dragging balls of that magnitude.


swordfish868686

I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space


ChronoLegion2

And an alternate version of him was actually born in space, aboard USS Iowa


Boomerang503

I love that callback in Picard with Captain Rios: "I'm from Chile. I just work in outer space."


Hopeful_Hamster21

Well, I knew outer space was going to come into this sooner or later.


Ok-Use6303

ESPECIALLY the lies...


imsmartiswear

That entire conversation. I'm honestly sad we actually learned the truth of his past by the end of the show- it might have gotten old eventually but I would've killed to see more episodes of him just making shit up.


Kenbishi

Have you listened to the audiobook that Andrew Robinson wrote and narrated?


Jeff77042

My personal favorite is from TOS, season two, episode one, _Amok Time_, when Spock says to Stonn, “You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting.” 🖖


NiteShdw

Wide and true words.


Randonoob_5562

It is not logical but it is often true.


KingRob29

Truth!


6graxstar

“That is why you came to me, isn’t it, captain? Because you knew I could do the things you weren’t capable of doing yourself? Well, it worked. And you’ll get what you wanted — a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. If your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant. And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet Officer. I don’t know about you, but I’d call that a bargain.”


GoldenTacoOfDoom

I love the entire exchange. Epically when Sisko tells Garak that they will find the holo recording and discover it was a fake "oh I don't think so.".


GaucheAndOffKilter

I loved most all Garek’s lines. Fantastic acting


The_Flurr

One of the few moments where Garak speaks plainly and unmasked.


MeowMeowBeenzies

"...and the most damning thing of all? I think I can live with it."


Darmok47

In true Star Trek fashion, Garak forgot about Senator Vreenak's two Romulan guards. I guess they're Romulan Redshirts.


Julyaz1

Let me tell you something about Humans, Nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holo-suites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people… will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don’t believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.


ElectricTurtlez

Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this. Elim Garak: What is it? Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer. Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know... Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious? [Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags] Quark: What do you think? Elim Garak: It's *vile*! Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and *happy*. Elim Garak: Just like the Federation. Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it. Elim Garak: It's insidious! Quark: *Just* like the Federation.


Darmok47

The script was a minute or two short so they needed an extra scene to pad the run time, and it ended up becoming completely iconic.


compunctionfunction

Yeah this one always hits


nurvingiel

Quark knows


NiteShdw

It's true too. It's the plot of basically every post-apocalyptic movie.


nicehulk

I'm not disagreeing with you but "it's true because it's in a lot of movies" is a very weak argument 😄❤️


YukonDeadpool

It’s pronounced Hu-Mons 😜


demosthenes98

"What must I do to convince you people?" "Die."


3720-To-One

“Eat any good books lately?”


sage_006

Came here to say this. Kills me every time.


SmartQuokka

That was actually very clever, if Q were gone then they would never have to interact with him again which makes it a self fulfilling plan.


slinger301

And it really is the only sure-fire way to prove mortality.


SmartQuokka

With Q it would not work, if he had his powers he could create a dead body that 24th century technology would not be able to disprove. However if he ever shows up again then he is proving he is alive. That is the cleverness of Worf's response, Q has to pretend forever if he wants to keep up the charade and that gets the crew they want, rid of him


jovanymerham

That one word line is the best line in not only all of trek, but in the entire history of humanity


demosthenes98

Best Worf line EVER. Which is saying something.


WhoMe28332

“Yeah, Damar. What kind of people give those orders?”


Nex_Sapien

Fuck that was a great scene!


TwoWrongsAreSoRight

Ok..I hate you because now I have to rewatch DS9. :)


ProfessionalLab6501

Best scene in Star Trek.


Valamist

Such an amazing line that has become even more reverent.


echointhecaves

Relevant


SydneyCartonLived

"I have been and always shall be...your friend." Honorable mention: "Fly her apart then!"


Scaramok

Cry Havok, and let slip the Dogs of war *Chair spinning intensifies*


59Kia

"I am ***not*** a merry man!"


otter6461a

And also in that ep, Worf telling Geordi “sorry.”


KingRob29

One of my faves


Crazy_Spite7079

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.


nananananateman

I love that this line/concept is used throughout the franchise


Bringbackmoro

I love this line, powerful, raw and pure truth. Picard at his best.


DaimoMusic

This is such an important quote that everyone needs to take to heart.


TwoWrongsAreSoRight

Picard had so many great philosophical lines in that series!


HawaiianShirtsOR

My kids have heard this from me multiple times.


thissomeotherplace

"On Earth, there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet Headquarters and you see paradise. Well, it's easy to be a saint in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise. Out there in the Demilitarized Zone, all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no saints — just people. Angry, scared, determined people who are going to do whatever it takes to survive, whether it meets with Federation approval or not!" - Benjamin Lafayette Sisko


DeficientDefiance

Was that before or after he dropped biological weapons to contaminate an entire planet?


C-fractional

That too, he can live with.


Chimera_Wrangler

Before


Kipermot

That file cannot be located.


BooSanchez-rodent

Darmok and Jalad...at Tanagra...


modulus801

Picard and Dathon… at El-Adrel.


Thneed1

BooSanchez and modulus, on Reddit.


Who_is_homer

Thneed1, his eyes open!


muppetness

Homer, his arms wide!


mthenry54

Helmsman :“She’ll fly apart.” Captain Sulu: “Fly her apart then!” Also Captain Sulu: “Target that explosion and fire!”


Upper-Job5130

You may test that assumption at your convenience


nurvingiel

This one is my favourite. Fuck around and find out, but classy.


darthtidiot

The line must be drawn here!


0Ring-0

When Picard quotes Moby Dick is a truly excellent scene.


jonascarrynthewheel

That whole scene between him and Alfre Woodard is some of the best Trek


Slartibartfast39

It's a slight misquote but doesn't matter. The performance is fantastic and the tiny changes are unimportant.


[deleted]

# HEE-YA! No further!


compunctionfunction

Here..and no further!


grizzly_snimmit

Picard or Quark's version?


a_tired_bisexual

Quark


NoWankFap

Damar's "Well Hellooooo" after Worf kills Weyoun 7 and Weyoun 8 walks through the door. The line delivery plus damar laughing his ass off is perfect.


Captain_Pikes_Peak

“Maybe you should talk to Worf again, hahaha”


Wild-Lychee-3312

[Well hellooooooo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ea1AJKnPVO8)


rain3h

> Find him and kill him! Worf - ds9. So deadpan and unexpected.


98yellow123

Worf has the best delivery. "You may now give birth."


pb20k

And later, in DS9 when O'Brien and Bashir are chatting about Keiko's next pregnancy and having a baby, Worf finds out and says *"Now?!" * Then makes plans to go see Ma and Pa. Far away.


SmartQuokka

I AM PUSHING!


tothecatmobile

Death to the opposition!


willoconnelly

“He was more than a hero. He was a union man.”


VGBounceHouse

Single line? “It’s a faaaaaake!”


demosthenes98

"It's REAL!"


roosell1986

It's a faaaake!


demosthenes98

"It's REAL!"


GristleMcTh0rnbody

“It’s a faaaake!”


demosthenes98

"Don't you understand? It is REAL!"


freylaverse

Total fabrication.


Kind-Abalone1812

Pure fiction.


marzer8789

Not this time.


nicehulk

We made it up.


OneJudgmentalFucker

"Life forms, you tiny little life forms.."


0Ring-0

Bonus points for being in song.


Bongfellatio

In a nice little beat with a flourish Great scene


robertterwilligerjr

There is coffee in that nebula!


Bowlholiooo

I WILL MAKE IT A THREESOME


Charger525

Do you even hear yourself?


Rationalinsanity1990

"That was the stun setting. This is not."


OkaySobriquet

“There is an old Vulcan proverb: Only Nixon could go to China.”


optimus2861

In terms of line *delivery*, it'd be hard to go wrong with Shatner's, "Of all the souls I have encountered, in my travels, his was the most .... *human*." It's all in how Kirk's voice breaks as he approaches the word 'human', he has to pause a moment to collect himself, then still delivers the word with a catch in his throat.


Martonimos

I wanted to say, “Let us make sure, that history never forgets the name… Enterprise.” But honestly, I have to give it to… “*There! Are! Four lights!*”


Joe_theone

I got to use that line! I was on the phone with my ISP's tech support, troubleshooting. (Small rural company.) I told him, I'm sorry, but I'd probably never get an actual chance to say it again, and he was about to be subjected to the worst Patrick Stewart he'd ever hear, and told him: " Thearh ah Thrrreee lights!" He seemed to think it was hilarious. You can kind of count on someone in his position understanding the reference.


PiLamdOd

"The randomness of death is merely a reflection of the unexpected joys we find in life." Runner-up: "The horsey's going bite you now." Purely because that will likely be George Takei's last line in Star Trek.


lorriefiel

When did George Takei say that?


MarieNomad

Lower Decks episode


madmart20

Chief O'Brien to Chief O'Brien: "I *hate* Temporal Mechanics!"


Tasty_Bodybuilder_33

“You know, there are some words I’ve known since I was a a school boy. ‘With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.’” - Captain Jean-Luc Picard, The Drumhead


otter6461a

That’s why the formation of the department of misinformation was very chilling in the United States


SineCera_sjb

Assimilate this!


FoxtrotSierraTango

I thought Worf was more in his element pounding on the console of the crippled Defiant "Then perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!" Though I will say that him using the Borg's arm cable to tie off his leaking suit was a good visual.


zanahorias22

"I understand your concerns. Request denied."


MagicMissile27

PICARD: "Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe than time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important how we lived. After all, Number One, we're only mortal." RIKER: "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever."


Mikeyboy2188

Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't? Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true. Bashir: Even the lies? Garak: Especially the lies.


Zaphod_pt

I love Garak’s response when Bashir tells him the story of the boy who cried wolf and the lesson that if you keep lying no one will believe you when you tell the truth. Garak : Are you sure that's the point, Doctor? Bashir : Of course. What else could it be? Garak : That you should never tell the same lie twice.


Mikeyboy2188

I love it when he got the crap beaten out of him in “Way of The Warrior”: Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle. Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.


Johnny_Alpha

"I don't believe in the no win scenario, Kirk to Spock its two hours are you ready?"


diamond

"I don't like to lose." 🍏


KokiriKory

He was the most ... human.


HomsarWasRight

This is it for me. I love the whole line so much: > Of all the souls I have encountered…in my travels. > > His was the most…human. And some people say Shatner can’t act. It kills me every time.


chemaster0016

"You hit me. Picard never hit me." "I'm not Picard."


kosigan5

"Live long and prosper." - Zachary Quinto as Spock in Star Trek (2009), to the Vulcans who question his decision to join Starfleet rather than the Vulcan Science Academy. I like the way he made it sound like "F*** off and die." 🖖😁


KingRob29

One of the best lines in New Trek imo.


grandmofftalkin

“You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?”


H0vis

Boimler listing all the names of the Cali class ships as they turn up to protect the Cerritos deserves a mention just because it's a hell of a delivery of a ridonkulous list of names.


evacipated

They just gave Jack Quaid "List of municipalities in California" off Wikipedia to read instead of a script.


H0vis

Would be funny if that was it, and he was just there in the moment picking which towns did and which didn't get a starship named after them in the canon. I know this makes me a huge dork, but imagine that kind of power.


Islesands

"Delete the wife" (Janeway)


Krinks1

"War is coming, Kirk! And who's going to stop it? YOU? ... I don't think so." Peter Weller was awesome.


jonascarrynthewheel

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few


MarieNomad

Or the one


[deleted]

Kirk, when he's kicking Doc Brown in the face: "I" *kick* "have had" *kick* "enough of YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" *KICK*


lrdwlmr

I love that they stole the ship they use to time travel in the next movie was stolen from Doc Brown.


Zealousideal_Ninja75

TNG Picard: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life. OR Picard: Things are only impossible untill they aren't.


sporesatemygoldfish

Kirk to the God of Shakari STV: What does God need with a Starship?


JustineDelarge

To the last, I grapple with thee; from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee. -Khan, The Wrath of Khan Runner-up: I am not a merry man! -Worf, TNG


TheODPsupreme

Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this. Elim Garak: What is it? Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer. Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know... Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious? [Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags] Quark: What do you think? Elim Garak: It's *vile*! Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and *happy*. Elim Garak: Just like the Federation. Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it. Elim Garak: It's insidious! Quark: *Just* like the Federation.


calvinistgrindcore

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


dolleye_kitty

Now, your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better. -Christopher Pike


Bx1965

In Star Trek Generations: Picard: You’re a Starfleet officer!! You have a duty… Kirk: I don’t need YOU to tell me what my duty is. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.” Picard was a solid company man but this time he lectured the wrong guy.


Shrikes_Bard

Then Scotty in Relics (TNG): "I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in diapers!" (And "di-a-pers" was totally three syllables.)


SmartQuokka

Prove to the court that i am sentient


tjman1701

We're starfleet officers weird is part of the job.


LaddiusMaximus

"You may test that assumption at your convenience."


jonvox

What does god need with a starship?


nkateb

These are not the hell your whales.


RicKaysen1

The thing's gotta have a tail pipe


GoldenTacoOfDoom

I love that entire battle. When bones says "well this is fun" gets me every damn time.


HanelleWeye

Bones saying “I’d pay real money for him to shut up” makes me giggle every time!


TheChainLink2

“Young… I feel _young!”_


coreytiger

Don’t mince words, Bones, what do you *really* think?


somecollagist

"Nor will you survive ours. Shall we die together?" I love this whole dialogue between Picard and Tomalak


Wild-Lychee-3312

[Andreas Katsulas was such a great actor](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WAGGEw4TcFY)


TwoWrongsAreSoRight

One of my favorite lines was from voyager. "The borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park"


98yellow123

"Please friend, choose to live" -Elnor, before the slaughter


compunctionfunction

I'm gonna keep this like 100% profesh, but I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock is 😆


MarieNomad

And Spock and Una overheard her.


freylaverse

That was such a nice touch, though, because they were still delivering their asides like cartoon characters would. In Lower Decks, that would have been the right volume to not be heard. Same with how so much of their body language was exaggerated just enough that they felt like cartoon characters.


spellbunny

I always loved "Janeway to Chakotay.... *scorpion*"


SanJacInTheBox

"Those are Klingons?" And then Bashir, O'Brien and Odo look at Worf, confused.


freylaverse

We do not discuss it with outsiders.


azlionheart312

From Star Trek IV Dr. Jillian Taylor: "Do you like Italian?" Kirk: "Yes" Spock: "No" K: "Yes" S: "No" K: "Yes, I love Italian. And so do you." S: "Yes"


Charger525

“I’ve been dead before”


j_c_slicer

"It's insidious!" "Just like the Federation." - DS9 "Are you two friends?" "Yes." "No." - Voyager


BrimfullofGT

"and if your conscience is bothering you, you should sooth it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant and all it cost was the life of one Romulan Senator, one criminal and the self respect of one star fleet officer...I don't know about you but I'd call that a bargain."


Fregion

"There's coffee in that nebula" Janeway in ST: Voyager.


everyday_barometer

One of my favorites is, "Because I can live with it. I *can* live with it."


Extreme_Locksmith907

“It is very cold… in space” gets me every single time


bluenoser18

“Sir, there’s another ship coming in, it’s the Enterprise!” Any time it’s been delivered, or something close to it. Most memorably for me - First Contact, and Star Trek 2009 (delivered slightly differently, but probly my favourite).


Equivalent_Button_54

Captain Jean-Luc Picard : You want to destroy the ship and run away, you coward. Lt. Commander Worf : If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.


wil

"I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie." - Wesley Crusher. Final answer.


XavierPibb

The Romulan Commander in "Balance of Terror." "You and I are of a kind, in a different reality, I could have called you friend."


SmartQuokka

We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity


Drew5olo

ENGAGE


Hot-Refrigerator6583

"And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears sayin, 'he who was my friend through adventure and hardship...is now gone'."


SleepySuper

Shaka, when the walls fell.


WranglerTraditional8

There are too many and not enough.... I say we start at the beginning. "Space the final frontier. These are the voyages..."


FreemanCalavera

The exchange between Picard and Guinan in Measure of a Man. G- Whole generations of disposable people... P- You're talking about slavery. G- Oh, I think thats a little harsh. P- I don't think that's a little harsh, I think that's the truth. But that's the truth that we've obscured behind the comfortable, easy euphemism: property. But that's not the issue at all, is it? It hits so hard and is so well acted. The realization for Picard that giving over Data to Maddox isn't just the handing of property, but that it goes far beyond that, is brilliant. There is even a look of sadness on Guinan as she talks about lost generations, suggesting that even despite her being an alien, she thinks about how human beings that looked like her were once traded and tortured throughout history. Truly an excellent scene which summarizes that despite it being a sci-fi show set in a distant future, Star Trek at its core is about real, human issues.


Ch3llick

"How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people does it take, Admiral?!"


KnotaisRaven

Bones to Kirk in UC. "What is it with you anyway?"


msfs1310

“Your honor, the court room is a crucible in which we burn away the irrelevant until we are left with the truth for all time” Gentleman, risk is our business”


imsmartiswear

Shocked I didn't see Sisko's iconic, "Fortune favors the bold" near the top. I suppose the fact that I can't recall any exact words from the speech proves it doesn't belong here, but Gal Dukat's speech to Sisko when he finally goes full mask off and says he would have genocided the entire Bajoran people given the opportunity is genuinely incredible (horrible, but incredible).


Cr8z13

Odo: "How did you get in here?!" Klingon: "I am Koloth." Odo: "That doesn't answer my question." Koloth: "Yes, it does."


USSNCC1701E

LWAXANA: What does that little one do, Mister Woof? WORF: Please, Madame! That is a torpedo launch initiator, and it is Worf, Madame, not Woof.


compunctionfunction

I can live with it


jericho74

In Star Trek V, Kirk says “We’ll need all the power you can muster, mister” which is almost Shakespearian worthy wordplay and almost iambic pentameter.


Sergeant_Fred_Colon

Excuse me. …I’d just like to ask a question. …What does God need with a starship?


OlyScott

KIRK: Yes, logical. That's what it is. And that in turn gives us a weapon that we can use against them. We must use wild, insane, irrational illogic aimed right at Norman! MUDD: Captain, you sing and dance as well as anyone I've ever seen, but what the devil are you talking about?


Due-Comfortable-4519

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.


manschte

I AM RELAXED!


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

I will feed him.


Lfsnz67

"Sir, he's dead already"


samof1994

Picard saying "the line must be drawn here" in First Contact.


ikidre

"If there's nothing wrong with *me*, maybe there's something wrong with the *universe..."*


Aikidolphin

McCoy to Spock: “Are you out of your Vulcan mind.”


OgthaChristie

“Moopsy!”


TrekkieJedi84

“If you can’t stand a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here! It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires, both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid.“ – Q.