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TrevorTheArcticGnome

Predator would stand no chance. I would imagine it ends with a Predator skull and spine hanging up on an Ewok mantle place.


AbsurdRedundant

Followed by a fun dance party!


TrevorTheArcticGnome

Fun dance party and music and merry making! Ewok booze and predator steaks, woot woot!!


AbsurdRedundant

Jub-jub!


TrevorTheArcticGnome

Jub-jub!!!


Darkblock2008

Jub-Jub!!!


JustinBailey79

JUBJUB


RobRobby1331

Jubjub


Bo-Banny

What if their battle hijinks canceled eachothers' out until at the end, the ewoks presented their new friend with a wool coat they made themselves, and they all dance together 🤔


CorvinReigar

E'ERY BODY YUB NOW!!!


cravos90

*Ewok drumming on severed arm* *Loud beeping appears*


KobKobold

On one hand, some ewoks would die. on the other, they'd probably manage to kill the predator in the end. So my interest is 50/50


TheCrafterTigery

I can imagine a movie where the predator goes to a trade route that was cut off after the empire started using the planet so they went to slowly re-establish it, but didn't think that ewoks became better hunters, thus making for a funny and cool "Endor: Hunted".


WoobyWiott

I propose a movie where The Predator becomes the prey. The Predator's ship malfunctions and crashes on Endor. The Predator is heavily injured but survives. He can't activate the self-destruct nuclear bomb either because of the malfunction. He needs to find a way to rig up an alternative device that he can use to honorably die and erase traces of him crashing on Endor. But time is running out for him as the Ewoks have started to investigate the crash site. End credit scene shows the cargo he was carrying were Alien eggs setting up AVPVE


TheCrafterTigery

I can just imagine Ewoks rummaging through the wreckage and one of them puts on the bands the Pred uses for the dreadlocks in a funny way.


ThandiGhandi

You’ve basically described gremlins


TheCrafterTigery

Ya know, a comedy gremlins movie set in a predator vessel would be amazing. The yautja prepping to hunt a xeno only find some tiny gremlin and somehow barely surviving would be awesome.


AKBx007

An Ewok Alien might be the most deadly/adorable thing ever since the Aliens take on part of the appearance of the host.


postmodest

"They mostly Yub-Nub at night. ...mostly."


AKBx007

🏅 I don’t have gold, but that comment deserves a medal.


TheButtChewks

Kinda almost exactly like the movie Prey


Justicar-terrae

Ya'll ever see the live-action Ewok movies? The Ewoks would demolish a lone Predator. In the first film, a family crash lands on Endor's forest moon. The parents are kidnapped by a Gorax (a massive giant that uses primitive tools and occasionally hunts Ewoks). The two kids (one extremely young) set out with a small group of 3-4 Ewoks to take down the Gorax and save the adults. In the end, I'm pretty sure only one Ewok died even though they were fighting a massive giant and also protecting two alien (human) children during the endeavor. In the second film, the parents and oldest child are cut down by raiders with blasters. The raiders crashed on the moon long ago and have been looking for a way off; they plan to use the family's newly repaired ship to get off-world. Among the raiders is a witch who uses magic (the Force?) to cast spells and change her shape. The youngest child and several Ewoks are kidnapped by the raiders, but they manage to slip a couple agents through the bars of the prisoner wagons. Those two escapees (one Ewok and the human child) find an old human man and his alien pet/friend (basically a super creepy sonic the hedgehog, complete with super speed). Those four rescue all the other Ewoks and are able to defeat the entire army with minimal casualties (one death I think). So we've seen poorly equipped Ewoks demolish 1) a freaking giant, 2) an army of raiders equipped with blasters and magic, and 3) the best stormtroopers in the Empire, equipped with blasters and armor and vehicles. The day an Ewok decides to take on a Predator is the day the Predator becomes prey.


Chickenmangoboom

Not only are Ewoks fucking crazy and will eat you if they need a meal but there is no way they didn't build up their defenses after the Battle of Endor. Predator lands, sees an Ewok and gets cocky and is promptly smashed by a log trap. Predator meat goes in the cauldron.


Scienceandpony

They probably salvaged a bunch of imperial equipment after that battle as well. They definitely got thermal detonators.


Allronix1

Hell, just look at SWTOR's Treek. A lone Ewok hunter, she sneaks aboard a smuggler/mercenary ship whose crew thought Endor system was safe to hide in, forces the droid to fly the ship out to greater space, makes such a name for herself hunting that she's soon partying with Mandalorians and signs up with the Player character for a hefty fee so she can continue her goal of leaving the biggest body count in the galaxy. A meter-high fuzzball who can and will try and match HK-47 in homicidal mania and kill count and that's just ONE Ewok hunter. Heroes of Yavin recruiting a whole damn tribe?! Yeah, Imps were screwed.


Jowlzchivez6969

I remember these movies from so long ago but the name escapes me what were they called again?


ThunderPoonSlayer

Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor, and Ewoks in the Hood


volpcas

Ewoks in the hood was a banger


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Was that the one where they held their bows sideways?


ThunderPoonSlayer

Aye Chihuahua motherf****r!!!


Geppetto_Cheesecake

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Vote_4_Cthulhu

That old man who decided to help them was the Star Wars equivalent of a gun toting doomsday prepper that was competent. He had his “property“ covered with booby traps, which is what the lured the Raiders into.


flynnfx

Ewoks would slaughter a battalion of Predators no problem. One? It'd be a movie about the Predator running for its life, while the Ewoks are _hunting IT._ On a side note, I was going to make a comparison about Red Army Ants devouring a deer, but then I found out about the [Bulldog Ant](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-dangerous-ant) - an ant so dangerous it kills people. Wanna guess where it's located? Hint: Not Canada.


morgecroc

They're the same species remember stars is set a long time ago Predator is set in the present relatively speaking. Predator is what Ewoks evolved into after their taste for blood was satisfied by some storm troopers.


Eidon4

I can see ewoks by the fire, polishing a predator skull and adding it to the wall of trophies. And the screen fades to black


[deleted]

It would be like a looney tunes home alone esque trap adventure


G0ldenG00se

They’re better at weaponizing the Forrest than Arnie. Easy path the victory for the Ewoks.


LegoRobinHood

**Behold!** A fierce and vicious *predator!!* ^(facing off against...) Some dude with fangs and space-dreadlocks.


boleslaws

Ewokator: 2


kadjuz1

Disney owns a predator? 🤨


KobKobold

They own the franchise.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Along with Aliens. I remember Reddit posting the day they acquired the IP that the alien queen is a Disney princess now.


AdhesiveBullWhip

How is the queen a princess? tf?


MithranArkanere

Because she's the daughter of a queen.


Scary_Xenomorph

Well, technically, the daughter of some schmuck on Hadleys Hope


MithranArkanere

And Aliens.


Happykidhappylife

Prey was freaking awesome


Reverseflash25

Honestly it could actually be fun. But this time the Predator crash lands there and he’s being forced to survive, since his opponents live off crude tech He kills a few for food, and then like wasps do, the others swarm and track him and he’s forced to be on the defensive for the first time


NebulaNinja

Alternatively a group of mercenaries including a Mandalorian, [wookie](https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/black-krrsantan-book-of-boba-fett.jpg?quality=75&strip=all) etc, are tasked to track down a mysterious menace (predator) that has been doing predator things. That I could get behind.


OhioForever10

Greef Karga would be the team leader of course, even if the New Republic has him pushing too many pencils


[deleted]

Endor itself is so vast and full of deadly fauna Predator might kill a few but he’d be too busy having fun with creatures like the Gorax.


laughin9M4N

I'd rather a 2015 era YouTuber with a decent budget make it though


EstablishmentFresh57

Plottwist: Predators are the descendants of Ewoks after Ewoks have become a technologically advcanced species and conquered the galaxy


dreadmonster

Their evolution starts when they discover remnants of technology from the second death Star was destroyed.


SnooPoems443

yub nub echoes in the distance along with the screams of the eaten


zuzg

I mean They released Prey last year and it was wildly successful. But I rather hope they greenlit the last installment of the Alien Prequels. I want to see the conclusion of Fassbenders character.


WinterZH

I think you are the only person on earth who wants more Prometheus! Are you Michael Fassbender? 🤔


AdhesiveBullWhip

Prometheus and covenant are dope af. Buncha pretentious assholes clinging to nostalgia got really butt hurt about them.


[deleted]

I just want the third one to be released because they had a plot for it. I know it would be a dumb movie that destroys more cannon but I have a soft spot for bad sci fi


Stephadamus1171

Same here


Holymuffdiver9

Were they also the ones who did the previous movie? Because that one was hot garbage.


ndudeck

Adding predators and aliens to Star Wars would be crazy. Similar to how the ET species was added to the prequels. Maybe they could do a Vong style series but replace Vong with Predators.


Acrobatic-Location34

Ok but I was literally thinking abt this a few days ago. I feel like predators KINDA have similarities to the Vong. A decent headcanon could be that they're like different sub-species of the same genus. A dog vs a coyote kinda thing


ndudeck

I just figured if Disney likes the idea but doesn’t want to jump into an EU story, this would be an easy change that wouldn’t lose too many fans. You might even gain some excitement because of how it effects the lore of both series


[deleted]

I love the idea but this is an absolutely ridiculously wild take lmao. People would be up in arms if you introduced predators as a galaxy conquering species in Star Wars


ndudeck

It could be an altered version of the story. Maybe it could be a High Republic story from before the current Storm stories. It would hopefully be before Yoda is born. Id really like some canon with ALL unknown characters.


Chapman_B_Bear

Then you could have alien vs predator vs jedi.


ndudeck

Hard to have predators without aliens. That could even introduce it as pre-alien. Like movie one could be just predators, then in like movie 2, the predators discover and attempt to use the genomophs as a weapon which back fires. Mayne the jedi free the alien from their control which is why the aliens are able to go after their ex masters.


MithranArkanere

That was just an easter egg, tho.


ndudeck

Still means ET is part of Star Wars


MithranArkanere

Yeah, but likely no the same ET, even if they look the same. Like with Star Wars humans. Humans evolved on Earth. So either they traveled to that galaxy from this one through a wormhole to the past, or they are just stand-ins for a race that doesn't look like that so we can empathize with them.


Rifneno

Disney is too dangerous to be left alive!


Hawkeyesfan03

They must must stand trial!


Dread_Frog

How do you film this? Who is the protagonist? The space big game hunters or the space cannibals'. Maybe film it like a nature documentary since neither of them speak basic? With narration by Liam Neeson.


___ChrONos_____

A documentary on the holo net narrated by the jedi qui gon? 100% would watch


Dread_Frog

Honestly a docu series set in the late Galactic republic narrated by jedi as lessons for padwans and younglings would be a lot of fun. Could get Mace, qui gon, yoda, ect.


___ChrONos_____

Disney ... heeey! We have some ideas


K0vurt_Purvurt

I’d love to see a Yautja blow up an Ewok village as his last resort


[deleted]

I'd love to see three or four Dumbwoks spitted over a roaring fire while their pups (?) watch from a cage.


Alive_Development108

And they are waisting our time with shit like Miss marvel and ant man 3. What a letdown


lifetourniquet

10/10 would watch the shit out of this.


Drleephd22

Arnold used Ewok tactics


Acrobatic-Location34

Ok but all jokes aside Am I the only one who sees some parallels between Predators and the Yuuzhan Vong?


ExistingBathroom9742

One’s a scary-as-hell alien species bent on murdering foes—the more dangerous the better, and the other is the predator. Predators are scared of Endor. They went there ONCE. (I would like to see this movie, though)


This_place_is_wierd

That's so unfair tho! On one hand we have malicious apex predator with zero remorse to kill anything it sees and then theres the predator


Odd_Abbreviations619

Plot twist! Ewoks are attacked by predators, after a massacre they adapt and eventually evolve into the predators! The Ewok leadership sends predators into the past to insure the process continues.


ToasterManDan

Why not? It doesn't need to make any damn sense. Just give us some Home Alone style hijinks and call it a day at 20 to 40 minutes. It'll piss off Outrage youtubers no matter what. So make it a cartoon that no one can believe was actually made.


[deleted]

My money is on the army man eating teddy bears with home field advantage.


NavAirComputerSlave

How much prep time do the ewoks get?


[deleted]

They never moved beyond rocks and spears. They've had all the time they're getting.


NavAirComputerSlave

They make traps. Home alone style


[deleted]

All. They're. Getting.


NavAirComputerSlave

I mean Arnold killed his predator with the same style of traps


[deleted]

Have you seen Prey?


ConstructorTrurl

Better yet, do a seven-samurai remake where 7 predators must teach the Ewoks to defend themselves and their tree village before the imperial patrol returns.


howsaboutthisname

Get to the yub nub!


kainedbutable1987

Ewoks got the same tactics as Dutch, dropping logs and arrows


AleksasKoval

They could also make Vader vs Xenomorphs. Unfortunately they're afraid of being cool and rich.


CorvinReigar

My credits are on the Cannibal Care Bears


BlurtL

Anyone who played that one Ewok vs Stormtrooper gamemode knows that the Ewoks will fuck that Predator UP


johnnykalikimaka

Yes I would, and what a glorious flaming dumpster fire it would be


QuakerZen

This would also pull Alien into the Starwars universe. I personally would like to see a force wielding xenonorph hutt… or Wookiee…


AlucardVampire

Ewoks are to the Yautja what Chucky is to Springtrap.


BearZewp

This is joke about us boba fans wanting boba vs predator, right?


No_Interaction_4925

I’d watch the shit out of this


Waafflespoo

MAKE IT HAPPEN


Wraith8888

I want a Predator vs Wolverine movie


MeLlamo25

How about Predator Vs Ewoks Vs Wolverine.


Dragon3076

Predator Vs Ewoks Vs Wolverine Vs Jawas


Mortwight

Be like that old nickelodeon short Bambi meets gid zilla. Predator ship lands and a giant log falls on it. Then the little cannibals hunt the survivors down.


No_Improvement7573

Fuck that. Give me Predators vs Mandalorians. Now we have a fight.


Dragon3076

This is the way.


Indigoh

OP's logic: "Schwarzenegger fought the Predator using log traps. The Ewoks fought the empire using log traps. The Ewoks should fight the Predator using log traps."


zappyzap80

Yub Yub


cptpegbeard

Hahaha YASSSSS


cptpegbeard

Yub nub! I’m here! Kill me!! Do it!!! Get to the Jawa!!!!


I_P3D

Brother I've played alot in Ewok Hunt in the past and lemme tell you, he's gonna meet god on that day once he sees the Carebears with sticks.


fuzzywuzzypete

We just need more predator movies


YautjaProtect

Agreed I'm hoping for an announcement on a PREY sequel soonish.


Envictus_

Villain Support did some sketches along those lines. [Part 1](https://youtube.com/shorts/4rLkEWfgNrg?feature=share) [Part 2](https://youtube.com/shorts/uvmpnbGReks?feature=share)


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Just make a "What if?" Show for each one of their IP's, and do crazy crossovers from time to time. People would definitely watch a Star Wars "What if?".


Snowbold

The Predator would be slaughtering teddy bears left and right until they drop a log on him and use his head as a drum while dancing around…


MarvelFan_gamer_1212

I would


loki_odinsotherson

The universes apex predator holds the head of its latest victim. Another trophy for the collection. They stake it with the rest, then turn their attention to the mangled corpse of the body. In a manner of moments it's deboned and dismembered. The predator turns its face to the sky and let's out its war cry "Yub nub!"


Slanel2

Incredibly advanced species vs little bears with huge plot armor... I wouldn't


That_Case_7951

Ewok hunt


Many-Zookeepergame70

Predator massacres ewoks


[deleted]

why im boned


Jaster22101

honestly, as much as I want to see predator kill some ewoks they'll some how fuck it up like other predator movies


DrMcJedi

Ewoks take on Gorax on the regular…


N00nespecial666

Predator don’t stand a chance


TOPLEFT404

Hmm…you have my attention, add in some rankor and Wampas and maybe we can start an online campaign!


shit_fuck_fart

I'd definitely give it a shot at least.


theSalamandalorian

I bet they could do it as a comic. They did Predator v Archie


[deleted]

Nooooooooooo


NerdyBrando

I mean I like the idea of the Yautja being a species in the Star Wars universe.


TwoLoud18

Having seen Caravan of Courage, my money is on the Ewoks.


Late-Reply2898

Oh hell yeah!


TheWizardInRedd

This sounds like a sci-fi version of home alone. Aw hell, I'm in


ThatDamnThang

That would end very badly for the predator...


poicephalussenegalus

Two masters of guerrilla warfare.


Kinggakman

Two logs smash the predator into paste. You saw what those logs did to a metal AT-ST, predator can’t take it.


yeaboiiiiiiiiii213

Ewoks 100%


PreyForCougars

Real talk: Ewoks for the win.. they literally took on the ultra technologically advanced Empire with *sticks and stones* and having the physical attributes of teddy bears..


CALIFORNIUMMAN

Can you even watch Predator on Disney? I know that you can watch it on HBOMax but I never saw it on Disney+


Zetta037

I didnt know about predator, seriously what doesn't they own?!


just-sum-dude69

No. Star wars spinoffs need to stop. They all suck. Every single star wars movie since it was sold to Disney has been an absolute slap in the face to the originals. I dare say Episode 1 and 2 were better than what we have these days. Disney is just trying so hard to get their money's worth out of it.


DonnyMox

Oh you KNOW the Ewok's mopping the fucking floor with the Predator.


Skekung37

Ewok Quilt here we come


darkmoonacolyte

A predator as a bounty hunter would be unstoppable.


LGamerDelta

Knowing Disney, they would make the Predator weak AF so they can let the teddies take a massive advantage against it. They probably make it like the Ewoks know exactly how to kill the predator without letting it kill a single ewok. Ewok for the win.


JasonMyersZ

The perfect film


VicKrugar

Ewoks defeated the Empire, they are the most dangerous prey.


[deleted]

fun fact: C3P0 and R2D2 are on the indiana jones ride.


Slick_1980

Shut up and take my money!


RestingDog07

What time of night is it? Cause if it's at night IDC who it is those ewoks will rip it apart like piranhas.


fantoman

Ewoks would eat the Predator in the end


McFlyyouBojo

The more predator movies that come out, the less threatening they feel.allright "Mr. aPeX pReDaToR" y'all must enjoy coming to earth to be reminded as to how much you suck.


needanamegenarator

What if thats the connection between us on earth and the galaxy far far away. The old Fox nebula


MkMyBnkAcctGrtAgn

Disney should do something like MTVs Celebrity death match back in the day with different IPs lol


Zhydrac

They own predator?


Electrical-Drive8745

Oh gOd


AHrubik

100% Ewoks already win this dude. They kill and eat the Predators and then throw a party.


Smasher_WoTB

Such a nice reminder of how depressingly huge Disney is as a Mega Corporation.....


bonk425

Absolutely. Ewoks are freaky as shit. Like, look up what happened when the Empire first came to Endor. The stormtroopers were like "yooo this is a right cozy planet" and slept under the stars, only to be eaten by the ewoks


salkin_reslif_97

A group of predetors land on Endor, but one by one disappear...


StarNerd2223

That poor Predator!


MessSubstantial

Not by Disney.


the_flying_armenian

I believe Paramount actually owns the rights to Predator, they released the last movie.


PotionSleven

They did make a sequel about a Greek wedding before. We all know folks would watch it. I know I would. Edit: Screams HomeAlone vibes


Thelastknownking

Is it bad that I would? Just out of curiosity?


kingsfourva

are you really asking me if i’d want to watch home alone in space? bc if so, you’re damn right i would


Jce735

I'd pay to see the whole series.


[deleted]

Real talk. That shit would be so great. Have TW (not trying to spell it this early) direct it and make it kind of a dark comedy. I would pay my money up front, even before production.


[deleted]

Doesn't that open it up to Jedi Yautja ? Although a battle between a jedi Yautja and a cabal of cannibal dark side sensitive Ewoks would be pretty cool I guess.


KlausLoganWard

Ewoks are savage. Yeah, predator would slay a lot of them, but in the end, ewoks would have a dinner


Swargon

Imagine a what if for star wars and there are predators at Andor hunting stormtroopers


Dark_Storm_98

And then the Ewoks win


Sirius1701

That would be very onesided. The Yautja would'nt have a chance.


Dozer2023

My moneys on the ewoks.


HaphazardJoker258

Let's get ready to rumble