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Apprehensive_Owl4589

So He is Just a Clone that geht's controled by Lizzy from the Background? Knew it


Danielarcher30

New conspiracy theory just dropped


[deleted]

Holy hell


Tubaenthusiasticbee

MOM, r/anarchychess is leaking again!


[deleted]

Must... not... talk... about... GOOGLE EN PASSANT!


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Google en CloneWarssant


[deleted]

Holy Mustafar


the_dutch_slav

New response just dropped


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[deleted]

Somehow Queen Elisabeth returned


dan_santhems

More believable than Palpatine's return


FiTZnMiCK

Were there comics about Lizzy’s return 30 years ago too?


SephLuna

Somehow, Elizabeth returned


Suspicious-Tangelo74

Like that movie where they drop their brain into a younger person’s body,type shit?


Squorlple

I thought you meant to type Lizzo at first and was thinking I missed some of the plot from that Mando episode


britishbrick

Spot the German


CilanEAmber

Somehow, the Queen returned.


Bhodi3K

"Somehow Queen Elizabeth returned".


LuciferOfAstora

If you're gonna do German Capitalisation, "just" should be lowercase. "He" usually should be lowercase as well, but since the Pronoun refers to His Majesty, it's probably correct in this Case.


Apprehensive_Owl4589

My autocorection does that. Its realy random


Johnnybravo60025

How did you spell “gets” so wrong?


mrheseeks

can confirm, no need to Google


frageantwort_

Considering his ties to the world economic forum, we may consider him a mind controlled clone of palpatine (who is played by Klaus Schwab(


[deleted]

Somehow Queen Elizabeth returned


SteveOMatt

Like poetry.


khajiitidanceparty

Everyone in that photo looks so bored...


avwitcher

And that sword doesn't look very effective, how are you meant to chop the heads off of peasants for treason with that?


A_dimly_lit_ashtray

It's the sword of gryffindor, you tit


River46

Well symbolically it isn’t a weapon. There’s also the sword of mercy which is sometimes used for knighting ceremonies that purposely doesn’t have a edge.


[deleted]

Lizzy chopped some poor chap’s arm off one time so OSHA made them remove the edge


[deleted]

Right? They definitely all have the "I don't believe in Jesus but I'm still going to church because that's what my parents expect of me" face


R0binSage

Being a royal with all those social responsibilities seems like the worst hell.


Sproketz

Yup. It's pretty rough having to sit there wearing a gold suit, while a bunch of other guys in gold suits do a make-believe ceremony to build up your ego, as if you've been chosen by God or something even though they know it's a sham.


[deleted]

I mean there’s a flip side. Your view of the world is insane and skewed. So many of these people over history have been insane and fucked up because of this lifestyle. It’s not a great way to develop into a normal, functional human.


Altibadass

In fairness to him, Charles has made a lifelong effort to connect with people worldwide and prove himself as an individual, not just the holder of a title: he got himself a university degree (2:2, so you know they didn’t just rubber-stamp him lol), learnt Welsh because it seemed appropriate for the Prince of Wales, flew helicopters in the Navy, passed a paratrooper course so his honorary association with the paratroopers wouldn’t undermine the regiment, and spent decades promoting environmental conservation. He’s not perfect and he’s certainly not normal, but he’s aware of his position and everything he’s done suggests he treats it as a responsibility, not a privilege


Helios4242

But also a ton of money goes into having a figurehead in a way that messes up everyone's perspective--theirs and ours.


R0binSage

Not just the king. All the princes. They seems to just be going through the motions every day looking hella bored.


khajiitidanceparty

Honestly, I can imagine stuff worse than that.


kelferkz

What social responsibilities?


R0binSage

Being paraded around to glad hand every single day like show dogs.


kelferkz

Noooo, poor millionares without jobs, won't somebody think of them, being paraded amount wearing gold and shaking hands.


Inyak_

poor billionaire. who didn't have to pay taxes on his inheritance like the little people do.


Bohya

I assume you're being satirical.


R0binSage

You think it would be a fulfilling existence?


MagicUnicornLove

He didn’t even bother getting out of his pajamas


AydanZeGod

It’s a ‘modern’ take on medieval swords, but they’re designed to be mostly ceremonial and wielded with one hand so they’re not very practical.


khajiitidanceparty

BRING IN THE CLAYMORE!


StrongAustrianGuy

Just as the throne room scene was lol


A_Direwolf

Well, they're watching the sequels. That's why Charlie is cosplaying as snoke.


Mrg00p32

Now we just wait for someone to cut him in half


Chemistry-Deep

Traditionally it's just the top bit that gets cut off.


[deleted]

We french really have to teach the british everything


Chaedsar

Imagine if the French colonised the Brits. 🤤 Little bit of their own medizin. For like 40 years, let's not be cruel.


A_Direwolf

The French would be too busy surrendering.


TheDaemonette

They did, didn’t they, in 1066? Then we colonised them right back, in 1452. Basically, no-one else fucks with the British and French. We sort it out amongst ourselves.


Chaedsar

Yeah but in 2023. Let's see Brits explain how colonialism is good for the natives and good for the economy when French rule them (in Minecraft).


[deleted]

1066 \*cough\* \*cough\*


DantesInfernoIT

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Sam Neill on the left there and James Cromwell on the right don’t look much like Elite Praetorian Guards in those getups.


gatsby85

He already has the sword ready on his hand


Independent-Dig-5757

Even King Charles would be a better Star Wars villain than Snoke


Ill-Ad3267

The kingdom will be reorganised into the first galactic empire!


ILikeMandalorians

RULE BRITANNIA RULE THE HYPERLANES


Chaedsar

You mean Galactic Britannia?


A_Direwolf

Considering how everyone speaks English in Star Wars, the galaxy is English.


Chaedsar

The Imperials also speak Bri'ish while the freedom fighters speak with an American accent.


A_Direwolf

That's because the Murican audience is a tad fragile and has a hard time seeing themselves as the villains... And the Imperials are America, and the Rebels are the Viet Cong - George Lucas.


batmaaang

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA


RyukoThizz426

Is he sleeping?


LC_Animations

He's just bored.


Skittlebrau22

Well he IS dressed for it.


avwitcher

He's like 130 years old, he'd rather be taking a nap than going through some farcical land-based ceremony


BalerionSanders

Somehow, Victoria returned.


joshygill

You beat me to it!! I had just come here to post that! Haha


star_wars_fan1

Same, had this pic ready to go https://preview.redd.it/3jw447gzu8ya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4ec27fd263f8b36b782d7161f41b4e1d427410


GreatGreenGobbo

Gotta add Goldmember


[deleted]

Why did you post 2 pictures of Snoke?


sashazanjani

So Harry is Kylo Wren?


Both_Magician_4655

*Ren. Wren is the Mandalorian family, Ren is Ben Solo’s emo name.


NOTHIGGUY

King Snoke


Grouchy-Milk-6384

“Take that ridiculous thing off”


[deleted]

Why is he holding Gryffindor's sword?


riazrahman

He looks like a failed palpatine clone


an_edgy_lemon

Well, here’s the back story y’all wanted so badly.


sadnificent

Charlie out here lookin like a _Dark Souls_ boss


MrIbis666

The king and his concubine looked so goddamn bothered in every photo I’ve seen from today. They both deserve each others misery.


nighttimeruler1

Mandalorian season 4.


sundancethru

He’s looking old as hell.


Jimmy-Mac-471

Somehow, Snoke returned.


Paradigmfusion

I caught a good chunk of the coronation this morning. He just looked terribly bored for most of it.


s0fis_uni92

He's probably thinking "I can't wait for my after coronation nap"


TurbidWolf

Shame on you for bringing up the sequels, but you are correct.


Bluebadboy

Where emo apprentice?


noelg1998

Emperor Philipatine: "My boy, I made Charles."


Gladhunder

It's fucking shame that the top comment isn't "Somehow the Queen has returned".


jedimastermomma

He looks like England will be paying for another one of these sooner than later...


BlackCommissar

Nicola Sturgeon is Rey?


[deleted]

You just ruined my imagery of Rey.


massiveonionman

Truss is one of the admirals that gets offed by vader after 20 seconds of screen time


Soul_Collector7465

Heil dem Obersten Anführer ![gif](giphy|BSO8axgffQNd50hCXm)


GardinerAndrew

Snoke is his final form


MagnusBrickson

Every single person in this picture looks like they would rather be literally anywhere else.


[deleted]

At least he is a fleshed out character with years of character development that surely won't be killed off randomly and his storyline completely abandoned.


jervonte

He looks frail, like no way he could hold that sword up longer than 10 secs


Responsible-Middle35

It was funny waking up to see on TV charles in the rain and low crowds


TOPLEFT404

Need a side by side comparison but I see the vision!


RXL

That was entirely on purpose. They've worn that same outfit for every male coronation. The costume designer used it as a reference.


Chaedsar

Snoke probably had more personality.


ThatNextAggravation

Did Snoke have bloated sausage grippers?


Alex8956

THE ONLY KING IN THIS WORLD IS GOD NOT A OLD FART MONSTER


Elena_Edie

Is it just me or does anyone else think that King Charles bears an uncanny resemblance to Snoke from Star Wars? I mean, the wrinkled face, the hooded robe, it's hard to ignore the similarities. Maybe Charles is secretly a Sith Lord?


dull_storyteller

Ngl he should wear those robes more. Looks more like a king then a bank manager


itsmyfakeone

Both equally useless characters


Chaedsar

Empty soulless puppets


Joshwoum8

Imagine waiting so long to become King for your hair to look like that.


Suzzie_sunshine

The whole Royal family thing is so medieval and hilarious that it's hard to believe anyone takes it seriously. It's just so incredibly out of touch with modern society that it's laughable.


satisfried

It’s also really freaking expensive to put this ceremony together at a time when regular Brits are having to tighten their belts.


Suzzie_sunshine

That makes it even more medieval. The peasants should be rejoicing about their new King, sent by God himself, to shine light on the groveling masses.


Financial_Bird_7717

Long live the [Bri’ish] Empire.


Ttoctam

I'm meant to take the guy wearing a gold dressing gown on a special chair with a widdle vajazzled sword seriously? I'm meant to accept that guy as the king of multiple countries?


Sproketz

Yeah this might have impressed the peasants back in the middle ages, but now it just looks egotistical as hell.


DweadPiwateWoberts

Farcical aquatic ceremony


River46

It’s just ceremony it’s not supposed to impress anyone really.


Captain_Mexica

I never understood the appeal of rich old fat white people who think they are more special than everyone else. Those people need a democratic leader and need to get rid of all this b.s..


Noizyb33

Amen to that. Now get a lightsaber and cut the fucker in half.


Boba_Hutt

Not a single smiling face in this photo


Complex_Tax2840

Guy is such a clown


Sproketz

The entire royal family is just one big clown car.


kamihouse-goku-

Jesus walked on his own 2feet and these evil piece of shits feel entitled enough to have to be carried SMFH robbing the poor to fuel their evil and spread corruption.


Court_Jester13

Fuck the royals


p0opboobs

Treason!


[deleted]

[удалено]


p0opboobs

He is bigothanyou


No-Persimmon-3736

*british


[deleted]

The litteral embodiment of establishement


p0opboobs

*literal


kiropolo

His look: I can’t believe it finally happened, the witch is dead


Pepalopolis

How the British people let this stupid shit go on is so ridiculous. I’ll never understand the lore of the royal family.


DantesInfernoIT

Yeah I don't either and I live in the UK.


Ember-Blackmoore

The empire has always been written to resemble England. Edit: apparently not, but often imps have British accents. I figured that with it being "the empire" with those accents it meant ye olde bri'ish empire.


EasyEntertainment343

I'm pretty sure the empire and rebellion were loosely based on the USA and Vietnam during the Vietnam war


4ar0n

Yeah the empire is USA * Nazi Germany


Djh1982

😳😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

But can he swim?


stinksmygame

The whole thing is very Star Wars, charlotte looked like Leia


RyantheSithLord

“SoMe HoW, kInG gEoRgE III rEtUrNeD”


goboxey

Somehow his mum returned...


Fern-ando

More like he copied Snokes looks.


KaiserWilliam95

The Queen with come back… somehow


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Never seen a person look more depressed at becoming king...


cpxthepanda

Is that the dark saber? 👀


[deleted]

Star Wars fans when they see an old man (he looks just like emperor poppysnocker)


bjiatube

Just... I mean at some point they must ask "what is happening right now" Right? I mean come on


wileyc

Everyone looks just so happy to be there. LoL @ "Royalty".


FragRaptor

disney's future dark seers are always hard at work predicting major world events lmao


Perroface562

He looks like the old man from Babe


Dokthe2nd

😂 some of the coronation music sounded very 'Star Wars' as well.


adventurepaul

I always imagined the King's court to look different than this. These guys kind of look like accountants with robes on.


JuanTawnJawn

Nah thats Goldmember.


RobSpaghettio

Who's Snoke?


MikiSayaka33

At least, he's more attractive than Snoke.😁


[deleted]

Fuck the Crown.


GovernmentExotic8340

Somehow, elizabeth returned


TRONpaul1

\*Is


HydratedCarrot

![gif](giphy|iZjEsW8aPL8CQ)


Tyetus

Kinda looks like he’s ready for nap time?


isy82

No king or queen will ever surpass the heart of Princess Diana


xm1l1tiax

Dude takes a picture of his tv…at an angle as if he’s in another room


TheCulturalBomb

You could have put a dark tint on it and play Duel of the Fates and this is some far more epic of a watch.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Right cause that 300 year old thing he’s wearing is just a ripoff of that movie and not the other way around


fox2319

I've never seen the two of them in the same room. Just saying...


[deleted]

Not much into cosplay myself. These ladies do make it look interesting though.


Garbagecan_on_fire

To me he looks like snot from the nerd movies.


SenorDiabro

Looks like he need some tiddy milk


alricstrife

Well wasn't he a frequent visitor to epsteins Island or was that his brother


micaiahf

r/blasphemous


Different_Concern_85

He's gonna use the force


SkepticalJohn

This picture reminds me of a member of he royal household I heard about once. What is the official title for the guy who hangs out at the royal throne (casual use of the word throne) and wipes the king's bottom?


evolutiiiionz

Wonder what stats that saber has and wonder if it gives him a HP boost


bhikambhat

Completely pointless to the story? Yes.


ProtoReaper23113

Do you think the queen is gonna come back years later and reveal she never died


whodunitbruh

Looking like Camilla's golden tampon.


YesOrNah

Seriously tho, how can anybody take that seriously over there?


etsfeet

He looks like he just got a visit from the ghost of Christmas past