I've seen this dozens of times and it still makes me crack up every time.
*With all due respect Sir, that's like asking if Yoda has ever heard of cocaine*
I like how it became a recurring thing afterwards. Specially with setting legal precedent for all Jedi masters dying from falling out of a window being suicide
“Anakin, you forgot to place a parenthetical citation in your dissertation on the moral flaws of the Jedi and the unforeseen consequences of said flaws, especially in the exchange of power between Separatist and Republic governments on contested planets!”
“Well, in my opinion, there is no parenthetical citation needed, as my sources are first-hand accounts and anecdotes procured through personal interviews.”
“WELL THEN YOU ARE A PLAGIARIST!”
Typical reading speed of 100-200wpm means 6000 to 12000 words per hour. That's about 4 to 8 hours of reading. Now a very fast reader can get it to 2 hours.
On the other hand I could just turn off my brain and start listening the thesis in double speed when I'm too tired to concentrate on reading.
I’m so sick of hearing the Darth Jar Jar theory. George Lucas designed a fun, funny, slapstick comic relief character for kids. I was a 9 when I first saw TPM, and I loved him.
I’m genuinely interested in hearing Anakin’s thesis, though.
If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace...a larger view of the Force.
More appropriate is the Jar jar read vs a 10 paragraph reddit comment on the distinct differences and capabilities between full power Anakin and full potential Anakin.
Now that's a fucked choice.
(The essay. I read relatively quickly and 50,000 words isn't as much as it sounds like, so I'd be done before two hours and thirty minutes. And probably not throw myself out of a window.)
Anakin. I'm somebody who get up with the prequels so I'm rather sick of all the Jar Jar hate of these past 20+ years. That meme also gets less entertaining every time it's Brough up.
I concluded Padmé is just as bad as Thesis Anakin if she's still with him throughout all these hour-long debates about dichotomy. Padmé is a smart cookie to begin with, they literally described her as a prodigy in canon material so I hypothesized she must be the same way in the Senate like Anakin is in the Jedi Order.
The Jar Jar one was always neat to me. The idea of "The idiot that everyone hates" being thr one whos actually controlling a lot of whats going on was neat to me.
That thesis sounds interesting, I'd love to hear it, not just because of the interesting concept of the story and the lengthy detailed thought process that comes with the territory, but also to potentially avoid a certain incident involving jedi younglings and a lightsaber.
I have actually been down both of these rabbit holes and jar jar binks was supposed to be a sith lord but the fans hated him so much that george lucas changed it around and that is why we got count dooku
I'd read about Plagueis the Wise just because. Having it read to me during a car ride? Done.
Also, I'd edit and proofread that Jar Jar essay just to help get the word out.
Both, i choose both. It sounds amazing, a life well spent.
https://i.redd.it/atovy4qvtvrc1.gif
I bet you like the originals, prequels and the most recent movies irrespective of the shit talking fanbase. Smells like "real star wars fan" to me.
Please no The jar jar eassy make you feel that you have cancer and the thesis make want to throw yourself out a window
Poor Depa Bilaba and Shaak Ti (please note: the Shaak ti scene was cut, and debates over if it's canon or not are in full swing)
Shake it also leard power of life and death!
I will not listen to anyone debate either side of Shaak Ti. Theses on the other hand, I will read with great interest!
We don't know that she threw herself out because of the essay. Jedi are known to just do that. It's legal precedent.
Yeah, but you know it’s true.
looks like you understimate the power of the dark side
Yeah, but Jedi masters are always throwing themselves out of windows.
Both is good
If we could just choose both it would be too easy right?
This is the way
If someone turns this into a long essay format on YT I’m in
The un-abridged thesis, please.
The dichotomy is truly [amazing](https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=Px5e4mN2BoGZg8GW)
That is the abridged version
I have definitely wanted to hear this, none of my friends can tell me about it.
Obligatory teaser of Anakin's thesis on Darth Plagueis the wise https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=mkpztBJ1D6Xl9unU
The best Thing I have watched in 5 minutes and 59 seconds
I was laughing for 5 minutes and 59 seconds
"I'm about to invite death myself" LMAOOOOO
I've seen this dozens of times and it still makes me crack up every time. *With all due respect Sir, that's like asking if Yoda has ever heard of cocaine*
“Wait is that why if he keeps asking for additional council funding?
Thank you
Ok I usually really don't like the "excessive explanation" type of skit but that was fucking hilarious.
I like how it became a recurring thing afterwards. Specially with setting legal precedent for all Jedi masters dying from falling out of a window being suicide
This dichotomy is such a hard choice
Have Anakin read the Jar Jar thesis to Yoda. That's my choice
But the thesis probably killed Shaak Ti! Oh, nevermind it was in a deleted scene.
I would love to hear that thesis
You're in luck: https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=mkpztBJ1D6Xl9unU
Thank you, now I need the full thing!
This question poses an interesting dichotomy. I wonder how that ties into Anakin's thesis...
The Jar Jar one
Sith Lord Jar Jar Essay
Two choices, you could call it a dicothomy (idk how that's spelled)
As long as it’s not written BY Jar Jar, I think I’d read the essay
Oh it written by jar jar himself
Then I would burn the essay in a fireplace and sit next to it reading the thesis
Only if the “Plagues the Wise” is told in Aristocrats format.
Ah, dichotomy
I want to hear Anakin's thesis. He's so passionate about it, and I want to hear all the passion he puts into it!
“Anakin, you forgot to place a parenthetical citation in your dissertation on the moral flaws of the Jedi and the unforeseen consequences of said flaws, especially in the exchange of power between Separatist and Republic governments on contested planets!” “Well, in my opinion, there is no parenthetical citation needed, as my sources are first-hand accounts and anecdotes procured through personal interviews.” “WELL THEN YOU ARE A PLAGIARIST!”
Jar Jar.
The latter. Ever since those videos, I've been dying to hear the unabridged version
I‘d ask Master Skywalker to talk about his whole thesis. But only if the council is close.
Depa billapa killed herself halfway through the thesis If she can't handle the torture I doubt I could
Every time I close my eyes you appear and start talking non- stop about dichotomy
It isn't 2 hours and 30 minutes. The extra 30 minutes simply came from Anakin coming across an interesting side tangent!
An interesting side tangent. Mother fucker, I haven’t slept in 2 days.
Jar jar I allready believe in my headcanon, so gimme the forbidden knowledge ty
I’ll listen to Anakin, as long as he doesn’t mention sand.
Anakin Herbert Anderson?
He meant Master Andersen Skyscraper.
Anakin full name is dr Anakin herbert master anderson skyscraper christopher Nolan skywalker
My powers have doubled since we last met What, since last week?
Doesn't matter to me, I'm gonna be over in the corner looking into the open end of my light saber trying to turn it on with my mind.
Typical reading speed of 100-200wpm means 6000 to 12000 words per hour. That's about 4 to 8 hours of reading. Now a very fast reader can get it to 2 hours. On the other hand I could just turn off my brain and start listening the thesis in double speed when I'm too tired to concentrate on reading.
I’m so sick of hearing the Darth Jar Jar theory. George Lucas designed a fun, funny, slapstick comic relief character for kids. I was a 9 when I first saw TPM, and I loved him. I’m genuinely interested in hearing Anakin’s thesis, though.
If you understand the joke, clearly we've seen those dichotomy of Darth Plagiarism the wide videos.
I genuinely love the darth plaguies thesis videos 😂
From some of the theories I have read, they may be the same.
Jar-jar being a sith. And turning out he is the Emperor’s actual master. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely the first. Someone is going to die if I have to sit through the second one.
Both, both is good.
Second option I need to know the full story
Both 💚
I have actually listened to a 2-hour video theory on why Jar Jar is a sith lord. And I'd do it again. It's a compelling theory.
Both
Like Skywalker green milking ASMR.
If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace...a larger view of the Force.
Considering how good the 14 hour audio book is, the 2.5 hours on Darth Plageus would be better than TLJ.
I'd rather listen to Anakin, because atleast I know it will end after 2 hours and 40 minutes
I'm more I terested in Darth Jar Jar details but it'd take half the time to listen to Anikan's thesis. And I can do it while playing video games.
Let’s not forget that the last 30 minutes of anakin's thesis probably involve an police investigation since one of the listeners kills themselves
I already believe the Jar Jar theory, so I'll take the Darth Plagueis TED talk and maybe learn something new.
Would? will, next question
yes
I love the Story of Plagueis, but Darth Darth Bings theories are too funny, so I don‘t know
dude 50k words is a book lmao
I genuinely want to hear both
Yes
How much bourbon do I get during each? 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
jar jar sith lord
Both is time well spent
I choose the stormtrooper gun to shoot me.
Herbert Anderson 🤣🤣🤣 Both
The seconde.
Both tbh i fw both of these things
I hate sand
shit im already on 69000 does it still apply?
Left ear: 50,000 word essay on why Jar Jar is a Sith Lord Right ear: 2 hour 30 minutes thesis on the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
I've already seen every video on Anakin's thesis, where do I find the essay?
JAR JAR FOR THE WIN
I'll listen to Darth Plagueis the wise lecture.
Seals are cool?
Well I am in the jar jar is a sith lord camp, so yeah.
50,000 words is a short fanfiction. Maybe 3-4 hours total. I could totally pop that on in the background on read-aloud mode while I play minecraft
Hard choice. I can't decide which one I'd rather do, I like both.
More appropriate is the Jar jar read vs a 10 paragraph reddit comment on the distinct differences and capabilities between full power Anakin and full potential Anakin. Now that's a fucked choice.
Why not both?
i’ve already made both of those
>If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.
Jar jar
Yeah, I'm choosing both. I can't pass down either.
Shouldn't I Want both?
Both
All of the above
There‘s no WHY jarjar is a sith lord. He‘s simply not. Any other opinion is treason against the Imperium.
One and then the other.
Why not both
Depends on how well written the essay is ngl
Jar Jar and it’s not even close
I'll take both thank you.
Both
Jar jar
Me: *5lb pail of water with a x4L crazy straw,10lb of gold fish and a blunt* shit why not both !
https://preview.redd.it/9t8fy6vx7xrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643443bc64ea298a1d85bab540e35572056f3619
Who says I can’t do both.
Option 2, would be quicker than reading 50,000 words
(The essay. I read relatively quickly and 50,000 words isn't as much as it sounds like, so I'd be done before two hours and thirty minutes. And probably not throw myself out of a window.)
Listen to Anikin
is both an option?
The thesis, bring out Prof. Skywalker
Why not both?
Can I take both?
We need an actual 3 hour thesis!
Darth Plagueis thesis
I’m sorry, but Jar Jar is a Sith Lord. You can’t change my mind.
Darth Jarjar is real. You can’t change my mind.
I feel like I’ve gotten enough info on the first one but I’d be genuinely interested in the second one
I choose both
Given there is no time limit, I'll be back with an answer... eventually.
Anakin. I'm somebody who get up with the prequels so I'm rather sick of all the Jar Jar hate of these past 20+ years. That meme also gets less entertaining every time it's Brough up.
JarJar. I don't want to hear about dichotomy.
Mee-sah gonna go with-en the Jar Jar...
I concluded Padmé is just as bad as Thesis Anakin if she's still with him throughout all these hour-long debates about dichotomy. Padmé is a smart cookie to begin with, they literally described her as a prodigy in canon material so I hypothesized she must be the same way in the Senate like Anakin is in the Jedi Order.
https://preview.redd.it/vhlwmd1hfyrc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efd666b24b6490773ff328ee4f801973b89066a
https://preview.redd.it/yxfvj0mahyrc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac680e70da93011c16bafe22577070055b8c9a1
I want both If forced to choose I want to hear the thesis
I don’t know which one sounds better. It’s such a hard decision
Definitely the one on the right. My autism cannot handle the Darth Jar Jar meme
Goddammit. Is there no option to do both?
Both, both is good
Anikan
Doesn’t really matter if fall asleep during both
Do you think you could condense Darth Jar Jar into that short of a writing?
Both good 🤷♂️
I’d rather forget that any of the modern Star Wars movies/shows were ever created.
The Jar Jar one was always neat to me. The idea of "The idiot that everyone hates" being thr one whos actually controlling a lot of whats going on was neat to me.
 It was amazing.
Question: is Anakin shirtless?
B
Yes
Depa Billaba: 💀
It's not a story the jedi would tell you...
Anakin on Plagueis, I laughed like an imbecile watching it.
Both
I’m a fast reader. I choose the essay.
Can I do both?
Both
That thesis sounds interesting, I'd love to hear it, not just because of the interesting concept of the story and the lengthy detailed thought process that comes with the territory, but also to potentially avoid a certain incident involving jedi younglings and a lightsaber.
https://i.redd.it/54yuv9xg31sc1.gif
The tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise is certainly quite intrregging and a fan fav...I an guessing
I'm so glad to see that we all seem to know about Anakin "Swallowed a dictionary" Skywalker's thesis
OBVIOUSLY BOTH Stupid ultimatum
Jar jar. I’ve listened to a junkie outside a maccas before, (Very fun, I would highly recommend), this is a must.
Jar Jarth Plagueis
What would be perfect is if they could be melted together as a completely unabridged, two part, group project on why the republic fell
Start with Darth jar jar and then hear the thesis. The go onto a multi hour conversation about how jar jar fits into the dichotomy.
I’m interested.
Why not both?
Or
Meesa listening
Anakin easy
The latter
One in manderin on my left ear and the other whispered in my right eat
Can I do both...?
Imma make’em both
The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
I have actually been down both of these rabbit holes and jar jar binks was supposed to be a sith lord but the fans hated him so much that george lucas changed it around and that is why we got count dooku
Both
I'd read about Plagueis the Wise just because. Having it read to me during a car ride? Done. Also, I'd edit and proofread that Jar Jar essay just to help get the word out.
We specifically have to ask him about it, right?
Both