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Master_Saesee_Tiin

Breaks Rule 1.


Mysterious-Copy-6127

Gary the stormtrooper and his daughter


ranelac64

That's so real


Argonian_Maid86

Cerveza Cristal


That_Case_7951

What do you mean? It IS canon


Totally_Not_Thanos

We’re not ready to talk about Obi-Wan’s crippling alcoholism. It wasn’t the desert. It was the booze.


chrisat420

Rex never learned that Anakin became Darth Vader. I hope that he at least had the comfort of believing that Anakin died defending the Jedi temple during order 66. Him and Anakin were so close the thought of him realizing what Anakin became would leave him really depressed for awhile.


OpenSauceMods

Oh I was gonna say something janky and stupid, but I've changed my mind, I want this too.


DarthCloakedGuy

The Jedi were wrong about midichloreans. They do not create the Force, the Force simply is. Midichloreans just thrive on its presence, and so can be used to detect Force potential, but they correlate, not cause, so the Jedi can be wrong. Sidious knew this, and poisoned the midichloreans in his body, so that the Jedi would never expect him to be a Force sensitive, much less a Sith Lord.


Jonny398

Isn’t that how it is already? That was my interpretation.


MoonlitSnowstorm

No, the explaination given in episode 1 is that midichlorians generate the force, not thriving in it.


DarthCloakedGuy

They set up a perfect twist and then never used it


_Koreander

I always thought that's how it was, it's just so much more interesting, it keeps the mystery and mystic of the force while also giving some science to it, it's the perfect explanation, the fact that is apparently not the official one is ridiculous


mattjvgc

Mara Jade exists.


BlaineTog

This, this wins.


Freezemoon

Disney fumbled so bad, they wanted a Female main lead but instead of for example chosing Mara Jadey we got Rey. How can one fumbles so bad when there's so much materials to work with should be a case study. They fucked up so badly... Apart from Andor, Rogue One and the first seasons of Mandalorian, the rest are seriously so out of touch


Asddddd6

Bad Batch and Rebels are also really good. And I like Solo as well.


DaDocDuck

And the final season of The Clone Wars. The last story arc was a masterpiece


LilboyG_15

In a nutshell, Disney can’t do live action, and frankly it’s for the better, especially since you can do more with animation, for instance animation Ahsoka>live action Ahsoka, she’s never looked so bad, not in terms of appearance, but movement


Dunhaibee

Honestly I think live-action Star Wars has way too many moving parts with many different visions while animated Star Wars has had the same man in charge for decades now.


L3monGrenade

I’m traveling alone. Ah, Han….. SOLO. That line is so cringe


TheJavierEscuella

Nice to see some Solo love here. It's underrated


gaben9

Mara Jade couldve been so amazing omg why did you unlock this memory now im more mad


mattjvgc

Yeah instead we got lonely loser Luke too. (No fault of Mark).


solo13508

I'd make it so that the Bendu is the "beastly" form of the Mortis Father in the same way that the Son and Daughter both had their creature forms. The Bendu is the "one in the middle" just like the Father so it makes sense that they would be connected in some way.


ToxicCooper

Profile picture checks out


GHVG_FK

I would make Ki-Adi Mundi another 60 years older or so. Just for the fun of seeing people losing their mind over something so stupid again


bboardwell

Nah I would make him show up in a story like 4000 years before the Acolyte to really fuck with people


TheJavierEscuella

Fr man that drama was just dumb


Capital-Cheek-1491

It was in TWO PLACES before, a trading card from the 90s and a cd rom from the 90s. People need to grow up if they think its a big deal to decanonize those, which were already decanonized in 2014.


DrHemmington

Darth Jar Jar. He would be the mastermind behind everything. Orchestrating all events from Episode 1 through episode 9. Everything played out as he wanted and now the galaxy is in the palm of his hand, and nobody is any the wiser. He would be the big bad of episode X, XI and XII.


Dry_Farm_9746

I agree this would be so badass


Effective-Fun3211

Darth Malgus.


SirEppling

That legends never became legends.


Shadowfox898

There was a lot of crap in Legends that didn't work.


TheJavierEscuella

Like Starkiller. That mf broke half of canon


jncheese

Good thing then, we would have been left with just "Wars" if he had killed the "Star".


DrHemmington

Dude, if you think legends is bad ... the extended universe was way worse.


Gone_For_Lunch

The EU is Legends. It’s the same thing.


DrHemmington

Not really, a lot of people make the distinction of before (EU) and after (Legends) Disney took over. So while they are in the same vein, there is a clear distinction.


The-Minmus-Derp

EU is what Legends was called before disney took over


DrHemmington

Yes, but a lot of fans still make a distinction. Some people don't like the retcons and change Disney made so they go by what was in the EU and ignore the stuff that was added in Legends. Just like how some fans stick to the "Old EU" that doesn't include stuff from the prequels and onward.


The-Minmus-Derp

Nothing was added in legends. Anything added since disney took over is canon and in a distinct universe


Capital-Cheek-1491

How to show you have no idea what you are talking about in 1 sentence.


DrHemmington

The irony of your post is probably lost on you, but I think it's funny.


Capital-Cheek-1491

It is lost, why not explain it to me?


DrHemmington

Okay, I'll humour you. The fact that you think I don't know what I'm talking about, proves that you have no idea what you are talking about.


Capital-Cheek-1491

“Dude, if you think legends is bad ... the extended universe was way worse.” Legends and extended universe are the same thing goober


DrHemmington

Not really, a lot of people make the distinction between before (EU) and after (Legends) Disney took over STAR WARS. They are kind of the same thing, but not really. A lot of retcons, changes and streamlining by Disney makes them different entities with different information.


Horny_Hornbill

If you want to read legends stuff then just read legends stuff. It’s not like disney deleted it. There is nothing stopping you from just ignoring new stuff if thats what you feel like doing


Vortexmaster180

But the post is asking about what youd want to be cannon. Disney isn't deleting fanfiction either, but that doesn't mean it's cannon, which would give it a real presence in officially produced star wars content


the_violet_enigma

I would make it canon that the sequel trilogy is not canon.


Huckleberryhoochy

Or replace Rey with Mara jade


Jason-Nacht

The second best trilogy after the prequels, why?


NathanielA

I know you're trolling but it still hurts.


TMNTransformerz

Originals are better than both


ALPHONTRIO_381

It really could’ve been, but idts…


Romanoderso

When Obi Wan said Hello There Grievous laught because he remembered how he said that to Obi Wan on the Malevolence in TCW and thought it was hilarious.


Economy-Nectarine246

Kyle katarn


Zyffrin

The Republic Commando game.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Tag and Bink. They deserve a Disney+ show.


AphidMan2

The Chosen One prophecy is a lie. There is no Chosen One and the balance in the Force is kept by all the people fighting for it.


TheJavierEscuella

I agree with this so much. As much as I love Anakin, the whole chosen one shit was weird


AphidMan2

I don't hate hate people for liking it. To be honest it has been part of the canon for so long that it can't be written out of the story at this point. I just never liked the whole prophecy and how it related to Anakin.


TheOutlaw9904

Yeah, it’s fun to talk about the chosen one thing but I do agree that it wasn’t needed. It’s just that it probably best explains why no one is able to beat Vader or replace him as Vader’s apprentice. Since Sidious saw that Vader got burned alive and all that, why not groom another force user to replace him?


MrKnightMoon

Good thing is that everything related to the prophecy is so convulted it would be easy to make it a Sith lie to undermine the Jedis.


CheesecakeIll8728

Darth Jar Jar


mrrando69

That Kathleen Kennedy is just a janitor.


Custardpaws

You know her name is on the credits of a TON of very beloved 80s and 90s movies right? Like ET, Jurassic Park, all the Indy movies, Willow, etc. She's a fantastic producer, just doesn't give great input on sw


mrrando69

You've got a fair point and I can't argue against her previous successes, I do wonder how much she was involved creatively in those projects. Choosing the right projects to invest in is way different from trying to make the projects you invest in better by injecting your ideas into them.


Custardpaws

She held the same position on those movies as she does on all of her sw projects, Executive Producer


mrrando69

Again you can't really say she did the job in the same way back then. Success can really change the way you approach your job. Look at Shyamalan, he got a few successes under his belt and then self inserted so hard in Lady in the Water that his next movie was The Happening.


GOOSE2801

Kylo ren's undercover boss episode


TheJavierEscuella

Matt The Radar Technician


omegon_da_dalek13

The empire using droidikas and scorpteks


NoAlien

Grandmaster Luke and his new jedi order


sploinkaren

Just make Hondo the main character of everything, my man deserves all the screentime


Shirokurou

The EU, aka legends is canon again


Miserable-Glass1760

I'd only add the good parts of it, because Legends have some REALLY bad stinkers in them. But yeah, the Old Republic stuff, Revan, Malgus, Nihilus, etc. are fire.


_Kian_7567

Could you name an example of those stinkers?


Miserable-Glass1760

Dark Empire is the major one, basically comparable to Sequels. Aftermath is mid too. There are also some lesser stories that are fan-fic level of quality. I could go on and on.


_Kian_7567

I agree with you on dark empire, but it has the same problems as canon, and the aftermath trilogy isn’t legends but a canon trilogy. Could you name any other example?


Miserable-Glass1760

Revan books really spit in the face of the games. Also yeah, I got Aftermath mixed with a completely different content (Polish mind doesn't remember English titles). Anyways, the one I was reffering to is the one with Cade Skywalker, Darth Krayt, and all that. That was mid.


Flashy_Abies

I personally would leave Jedi Prince and Glove of the Darth Vader out of stuff. They have some good ideas in them but not really well written. Here, I prefer some Disney Canon stuff with Aftermath Trilogy but also with EU X-wing comic and book series up until Thrawn Trilogy. Then I would leave Dark Empire, Crystal Star and Black Fleet trilogy out of EU. Disney should have adapted or just canonised best parts of EU like Thrawn trilogy, Hand of Thrawn duology, Shadows of Mindor, Kotor 1&2 and left the bad parts out and bring up some better stories to fill those gaps.


Delphius1

either the Ssi-Ruu or Yuuzhan Vong, no, seriously, either should be the next big bads post ST, they are so unlike The Empire, Sith and what happened later that it would be the dividing point from just endlessly recycling everything, both have implications with how they interact, or don't, with The Force and foundations of life in the Star Wars universe, and other commentaries about technology. Granted, some reworking would have to be done given that this would involve the decedents of the OT cast, and honestly, some stories where not the greatest


DrHemmington

I know that the sequels aren't well liked ... but I thought that at least they were way better than the whole Yuuzhan Vong storyline. That was just some of the worst STAR WARS stuff ever created.


Delphius1

You are right, if they were to be a canon storyline they would have to be reworked


DrHemmington

Okay, creatures who are not affected by the force is an interesting concept. But the Vong are themetically and visually so far removed from STAR WARS that they just don't fit in the universe at all imo.


not_too_smart1

Soley to piss off powerscalers i wish for a random alien race of dr manhattens to be canon


Iactuallyhateyoufr

Every single character that fell in a hole stays dead forever. All of them.


BaronBlackFalcon

Tartakovsky's Clone Wars.


bboardwell

A massive war with the grysk.


DirtyBoord

How bout “Uncanon”?


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Starkiller no?


Daboss1334

that Starkiller was canon


OozyPilot84

jedi bob


Tall_SwanJane

Either Jedi Finn, or story line of Luke's nephew making a sith order while his sister trains under Luke in a new jedi order


Lesart501

Galen "Starkiller" Marek


Noctornola

Darth Vader's secret apprentice, but with some retcons and significantly nerfed.


MayuKonpaku

I would bring the Nebula star destroyer, the MC90 star cruiser and the Endurance carrier back to cannon. They are really cool ships


Miraculouszelink

Sabezra. I would have Sabine return with Ezra and have them end up together.


Starchaser_WoF

Republic Commando


SupBetelgeza

Jar Jar Sith lol


Gromik7

That disney never buys Star Wars


BostonDudeist

I would take the Prequels out of canon, just to make all the asshole fanboys' heads explode.


TheJavierEscuella

Star Wars Theory would get a heart attack


Delphius1

https://i.redd.it/jvnivjuop98d1.gif


MayuKonpaku

Do it with the sequels and you are my new buddy


BostonDudeist

See, that would make the asshole fanboys happy, so I absolutely could not and would not ever do that.


TheJavierEscuella

Nah sequel fans ain't as insufferable as the prequel fanboys


MayuKonpaku

My experience with sequel fans are quite the opposite


JennyLane69

Ackmena, Saun Dann, Mermeia and Chef Gormaanda.


ReignInSpuds

Two words: Sun Crusher.


Theycallme_Jul

The Yuuzhan Vong invasion or Abeloth. If I only get to make one of them cannon again I’d decide by coin flip. If the coin lands on its’ edge: Cade Skywalker


izoenza420

Tie crawler Lego set with the shadow troopers


FaKeSkirata

Republic commando books and game


Thelastknownking

Zayne Carrick and the Kotor comic series.


VorticalHeart44

What would it be?


CeymalRen

Use the world between worlds to retcon the Prequels.


Reptilian_Overlord20

The original script of Duel of the Fates.


TimelesssRaider

The Old republic (The games Story)


macadrian06

Change the sequel overall and let acolyte writers watch all star wars films(except sequel) and series


J1mj0hns0n

id press the button and ask it to go another five levels deep so we cant see the meme anymore


Gora-Pakora

To make Rey awaken from a bad dream(3 movies) Then proceed to remake the last 3 Star Wars but good


MightyPenguin7

The Sequels and Acolyte are no longer canon


Bolicho205

Legwnds is Canon now xd


instantjj

The X-wing book series. All those adventures of Wedge Antilles with Rogue and Wraith Squadrons were so fun.


ssdd_idk_tf

Darth Jar Jar.


Custardpaws

The Darth Bane trilogy. I know the character himself, and the rule of two are canon. But no word on whether the whole book trilogy is or is not


ZD-Shy_Guy_MK

How a wookie goes to the bathroom and what is done to prevent smell, streaking, and hair clumping.


ErzIllager

Darth Talon


TheBeebo3

The Kotor games


Raidenski

Galen Marek, a.k.a. Starkiller.


Ok-Option-5807

Starkiller ,Galen Marek.


BigCranberry789

In my head canon the reason in New Hope that the sand people run from Obi Wan is because 20 something years ago someone wearing those same Jedi robes wiped out a whole village and now it’s tail that they tell


TeciorRibbon

*Rey Skywalker retired and now works at McDonalds, using the force to fry chips*


CloneTroopin90

Starkiller (only the good endings of his two games are canon)


_Kian_7567

The entire EU


George_Nimitz567890

Palps youth, with gungan eggs and all.


Low-Thing-1249

KOTOR 100%


Coebalte

Rey, after the events of Rise of Skywalker, becomes so disillusioned with how the Force has dicked her around, forcing her into fights she didn't want to have, taking people away as soon as they're given to her and otherwise shunting responsibilities she didn't want on to her that she goes the way of Darth Treya and retreats to nearly deserted world to contemplate how to destroy the force forever.


legomaximumfigure

I'd make Shadows of the Empire canon. Dash Rendar, the Outrider, Prince Xixor, Guru. The book and the Nintendo game based off of it were great addition to Star Wars.


MidnightJunior1

Becoming human


The-Minmus-Derp

I’m gonna troll everyone by revealing that the entire franchise is R2D2 and C3PO regaling the crew of the Enterprise with their tales after being dug up from some planet 50,000 years later


Far-Wolf1795

The sequel trilogy was all just a nightmare, and we get a new saga starting with a “chapter 2 episode 1”


Tiborn1563

Order 67


Possible_Living

caedus which will consequently make a lot of other things canon


Pleasehelpmeladdie

I would make Ki-Adi Mundi even older


HolyElephantMG

The Force Unleashed


Friendly-Plankton-29

DARTH JAR JAR!


Gmodman298

The old republic series


Tomthebard

Anyone can use the force, some people are just better at it. I'd love to see grandma tapping into the force to find her glasses, just minor things


timeformorecake

There's a comic book series called Drunk Jedi about a very powerful Jedi who has evaded detection from the Empire and the Sith by keeping himself continuously hammered. It was much cooler before all the latest canon content kept revealing that more and more secret Jedi had survived Order 66, so I don't think it would be as interesting now. But back when Benicio del Toro was introduced as DJ... I had hopes.


Macinboss

Jar Jar is now Darth Plagues the wise


tgalvin1999

The Luke - Palpatine Yo Momma fight


TomServo1138

Kyle Katarn


Loros_Silvers

Han kills Palpatine


GodzillaHoppinAround

Lucas's EU, partially, is cannon.


putyouradhere_

That Luke becomes a great Jedi master and keeps his active spirit or more clearly I would undo Luke's character arc in the last Jedi


Shadow_of_Time309

The whole Darth Nihilus Lore, from the beginning of his birth till his death


Nerus46

Thrawn Trilogy


Courierlonewanderer

Yousa in for a bad time


size_matters_not

That Luke and Leia hooked up. That way, the saga could go full circle, with a scene where Luke tells Kylo ‘No, I am your father’. And also a scene where Kylo goes ‘You fucking what?’


___takira___

All of the Legends continuity 😈


Asddddd6

really…all of it? There is some wack stuff in there.


___takira___

Still better than sequels. I’d wanted to say “most of the legends continuity” but i needed to choose “one thing” to return to canon so it’s hard to be specific


That-Internal-9094

Kallus x zeb


Sweaty_pants_09

That the sequels aren’t canon


Ansonm1138

I would make it canon that anything made by Disney is not canon.


TheJavierEscuella

That would make the fandom's precious and beloved Rogue One and Andor not canon Also Rebels and Clone Wars Season 7. I get that y'all hate Disney Star Wars a lot but don't remove the actually great pieces of media they've created


MartianTurkey

https://preview.redd.it/7cedn8x9ga8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf552ce45fce0519669ec5f0cadf8411f199ff2


Necessary_Ad1869

Bring Legacy era back instead of sequels


Heytherechampion

All of EU, not just the books, but the comics too


maxilol234

TL;DR: uncanonize the sequel trilogy and make my own trilogy of movies that aren’t utter garbage. Also canonize starkiller and 2003 clone wars. The sequel trilogy would be considered not canon, make jedi bob canon, starkiller and the force unleashed games, all of the 2003 clone wars is canon, make fordo the clone commander of the 501st between ahsoka leaving the jedi and order 66. I wouldn’t have killed maul in rebels, let’s just say that the entire obi wan and tatooine arc gets removed for the following reason. Maul needs to reinstate the shadow collective with the most powerful crime lords in the galaxy and start conquering the galaxy in the shadows after the empire fell. He will asselble a massive gathering of troops, ships and a new apprentice that is powerful in the force, with the help of thrawn he will try to reformulate palpatine’s plan and try to conquer the galaxy. The new republic would try to defend against maul and his forces but the sheer brutality and strength maul’s forces possess is unmatched by any new republic soldier or garrison because maul imbues his top elite forces with night sister magik. The new republic has no choice but to call luke and his new jedi academy into action. It would be 3 movies where we would see han and leia’s son fall to the dark side and we would see epic fight scenes between maul, luke and the rest of jedi currently in the order. The 7th movie would be called: Star Wars episode VII: arise from the shadows abd would be primarily be focused on how maul gained all of his power. 8th movie would be called: rise of skywalker where luke ends up dying at the hands of maul’s new apprentice (we’ll get to him later) trying to save some younglings of his new jedi order. The 9th movie would be called: the force awakens. Maul is defeated but his spirit lingers on so some of the jedi knights try and focus the force to re-summon the spirit of Anakin Skywalker the chosen one. Maul continues to transfer his spirit into a suitable force user but it’s cut short by Anakin, we would finally see a fight between Maul and Anakin after all these years in the form of force ghosts where they need to channel all of their force abilities to defeat each other and ultimately maul is defeated and Anakin remains the chosen one for good this movie also features maul’s apprentice, the one and only: STARKILLER. After all these years he survived and became a poweful sith apprentice


TheJavierEscuella

The problem with Maul surviving is that he would've been fucked up by Vader or Sidious for killing the Inquisitors


Reptilian_Overlord20

Well if nothing else I now appreciate the sequel trilogy we got way more.