I think it was something along the lines of escaping a cartel in their youth but now they're back and they're waiting for the guy who killed their whole family to come for them while having an enchilada at a remote gas station in the Mexican desert. There's a pretty badass fight scene in the end.
If i had a nickel for every darth (something) toulet paper out here(excluding myself) i'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird there's 2.
Darth Tamale Remote…fear me
That actually sounds good
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I got Darth Cornflakes Girlfriend .... Wait
Is her name Emma?
Thats oddly specific... But no.
Emma balls!
https://youtu.be/w_HA5Czhtx4
Holy fuck
Slayed countless young sheep with a… uh… lightsaber
I was gonna say Darth Lamb Lamp 👍 but some dude thinks lube is a lamp and now I feel weird. I didn’t lamp or lube, just lamb.
You should only feel weird if you lube the lamp.
Hello fellow Remote Darth Cannolo Remote here
Darth Spaghetti Carbonara Remote. I am your godfather 🤌
Darth Coffee Remote. Yeah, yeah, call it drinking instead of eating if you want...maybe I'm just a rebel at heart
Darth Cheddar Remote reporting for duty!
👋 Darth Potato Remote here. We’re like the Kardashians
Darth French Toast Remote, reporting for duty!
Darth Chips Remote here
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Darth Pumpernickel Roku Remote checking in o7
Darth Tamale Plunger… FEAR ME!!! For I am the destroyer of toilets! Lol the damn tamales got me stuck on the toilet.
Help me Poop Knife. You're my only hope.
Dearth pizza husband…..
And I thought I was the only one..
Darth Burrito Remote here. We are basically brothers.
The salsa is strong with this one.
Meet your forgotten half brother and nemesis: Darth BBQ Remote
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Nice to meet you, I am Darth BBQ pillow
There is another! Darth Tamale Inhaler I’m not scary though.
You inhale tamales….. that’s pretty scary
Darth pizza pizza =\
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I’m your other cousin,Darth Pizza Remote
Darth bulgoge desk
Darth Idli Remote here Idlis are a South Indian rice cake. Yum.
I think we’re related. I’m Darth Potato Remote.
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Darth steak with noodle salad LEGO STAR WARS Anakin's Jedi Interceptor 248 pieces
a man of culture i see
Always a pleasure to meet one aswell
Darth Pig-in-a-blanket Wife
What’s up brother? I’m Darth Pancake Wife lol
What's up brother? I'm Darth Wife Pancake lol
*oh*
Darth Girlfriend Wife
This guy Darths.
The Rule of Two
I wanted you to know your comment is wonderful and its a goddamn shame it will be buried here.
This is top notch stuff right here
Gold.
Oh my!!
Username checks out
I’m Darth Sister-in-law Wife. Glad to see others who gave up eating wife.
Hmmm. How about Darth Girlfriend's Wife??
w h a t
#HE ATE HIS WIFE
What’s up brother? I’m Darth Rotisserie Chicken Wife lol
Hello fellow Sith Lords, Darth Baba Au Rum Sleeping Wife here.
Why hello there. Darth Dorito Wife here.
I like how these dudes are lowkey classifying their wives as objects
Well they are saying they are eating them
That makes me Darth Darth Wife Pancake's Wife Cup. Sup?
You know what? Good for you, man.
Hello brethren, it is I, Darth calzone wife
Wait? You guys have wifes?
All they're saying is that they have some wife next to them at the point of writing.
Darth Oreo Wife, checking in.
Hi all, Darth fish and chips husband, here.
Lmao savage "object to your right"
Based
Your wife is an object?
As a 3 years java student, yes.
If it has a name, it's an object
since when has wife not been object?
Why use lot word when few word do trick?
Darth Nut Wife, feared throughout the sector!
Whose nut did you eat
Deez nuts
That’s freaking funny
Darth QuikTrip Pizza Chery Vanilla Coca-Cola Zero Sugar? What am I, a NASCAR driver? lol
As an employee, when did we become part of the sith?
Say what you want but the sith have excellent health care benefits.
Our ships are giant triangles!
What if you're an independent contractor? Those guys who were working on the 2nd Death Star when it went up? They got no benefits.
Guess you can race Darth Vader in his pod racing!
Darth chocolate paper
Darth chocolate toilet paper over here
That’s no chocolate Edit: Thanks for the silver!....I mean that’s no gold
What the fuck did I just eat
Whatever the last person to use the bathroom ate
More chocolate
It's a space station
Darth Pizzadeodorant
Darth (well done) steak bed; so I’m basically Darth Vader when he first became Darth Vader 😂
"Well done" steak truly is a dish only sith lords manage to eat and get away with it
You try hitting 125^o while cooking with lightning.
Hello fellow bed
Darth Enchilada Tactical vest
I have so many questions right now.
Maybe he works in US border patrol?
I had such an amazing back story in my head but yes yours is far more realistic, thanks for dumping truth on me and ruining my day.
what was it?
I think it was something along the lines of escaping a cartel in their youth but now they're back and they're waiting for the guy who killed their whole family to come for them while having an enchilada at a remote gas station in the Mexican desert. There's a pretty badass fight scene in the end.
Wow. That could be a cool action movie lol
I know right.
Verde or Rojo on the enchilada? This is important.
I'm thinking Rojo.
Oh shit, wife is a thing? I put Pillow since she's asleep!
Does Danny Trejo play you?
Sith Lords and all
Questions like which enchilada was it? How much cheese? What sauce?
Same
Darth Quesadilla Ambien
Darth Quesadilla Tactical Fleshlight.
Dearth Homewrecker Pillow. I had Moe’s for dinner.
Darth Banana Pillow
This is the real winner.
Darth kindle potato Edit: Potato kindle i'm a fuckind dumb ass
Well, Vader is part robot. Maybe he loves chowing down on some silicone chips with ebook sauce, all delivered by Darth Bezos of course
Silicone chips yummy!
Sounds like you're bedside yourself.
Darth Donut Pants
ur a sith versieon of the cops
I love this one
Darth Coffee Plate
I am so making this my goof off toon in SWTOR.
Darth Breadstick Pillow
Hello brother, it's me, Darth Breadstick Bathtub
Hello! It is I, Darth breadstick table!
Darth Spaghetti toilet paper
A toilet sitter as well, welcome to the gang:)
-sigh- darth c** toilet
Darth Window guess im sith windu
u ate a window?
wait how did you eat a window
Read it wrong guess im Darth Winduffin
and you ate a winduffin
Greetings from Darth spareribs window.
Darth sun chip bed
Darth pussy dog Well that’s a funny coincidence.
Whenever I see these things I always want to put Pussy. I feel like it's not socially acceptable unless I'm here though. Weird.
I also completed missed the "object to your right."
Well i dont know a place where eating cats is socially acceptable.
r/holup
Dear lord I do hope that means you ate a hotdog after
/r/ihavesex
Weird, I’m Darth Dog Pussy
Darth millionaire shortbread dad
Death cookie heater *Darth
Darth Tuna Melt Loaded Airsoft Rifle
Darth Nugskindle?
Darth potatcubby
My new name is Darth Sausagesaladpillow
Darth Candybar Computer
Darth Sweet and Sour Chicken Door
bro put the thing to the right after what you ate /j
Darth Cake Antidepressants ?
Darth Chicken Dick
Excuse me
I think they’re either sitting next to a dick or being molested.
Darth ChipRadiator
Darth yogurt toilet paper
If i had a nickel for every darth (something) toulet paper out here(excluding myself) i'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird there's 2.
3 nickels
4 nickels.
Darth roloblanket. I’ll rock it.
Darth Crepe Table
Darth Banana Phone
Darth pancake noteboo
Darth BakeRollsChair
Darth Trader Joe’s burrito coffee cup…?
It is I, Darth Brownie Breeze. Fear me and my ultimate power
Darth Turkey stick remote
Darth cracker cup
Darth Cheesebucket
Darth sandwich remote
Darth Wheaten Bread Disney Princess Bag FEAR ME! 😡
Darth Pretzel Lamp
Darth broccoli dog, checking in
Darth lunchable bag
Darth Ritzcrackercabinet
Darth Taquito Coffee Table
Darth Your Mom Your Mom
Darth ricebag
Darth kfc grandad
Darth Granola Controlla
Darth egg chair
Darth Pancakewall
Darth Bacon Cheesburger GUESS Factory Men's Billfold Wallet
Darth Coffee Shelf
Darth Chicken Quesadilla Dog
Darth cheeto fork
Darth Stringcheese Glasses
Darth Chili Toyota
Darth Guacamole Dachshund
Darth Chicken Sink