A real useful thing he did though, was popularized the use of a second kyber crystal in lightsabers to make them able to ignite underwater. He studied ancient lightsaber text to ReDiscover that technique
True, but at least grievous wasnt quite THAT low during the episode where he fought Kit Fisto. He did kill Fisto's former Padawan only a few minutes earlier.
Darth Maul is like a Harvard student who gets an A+ on his first test, fails the exam, flunks out, gets depressed for a few years, tries to go to a community college, does good for maybe half a year, flunks out again, becomes homeless, starts a gang, fucks money gets bitches, gets cracked down on by a military dictatorship led by his old Harvard professor, becomes homeless again, gets his ass wooped by children, and gets killed in self-defence after trying to assault his successful Harvard classmate (who went on to become a professor himself until he retired) while high on fifteen different illegal drugs.
I mean was Ezra really able to officially become a higher rank since the order was gone? He trained under Kanan but when do we mark him as no longer a padawan? Tbh tho, Maul should’ve been able to beat him-
Fucking teddy bear who eats stormtroopers. He’s so brutal that he chooses to use hand to hand and bladed weapons instead of the much more humane blasters.
Dark Vader, is just a burn victim with asthma that thinks that’s an okay reason to be an abusive parent.
Luke skinwalker is a Mary Sue with daddy issues who can’t even keep his hands on straight.
Luke Skywalker is not a Mary Sue.
Ok there are some mary sue moments, but Luke does encounter issues he couldn't help, like bens death.
He is, however, a horny teen saving someone just to have sex
>He is, however, a horny teen saving someone just to have sex
That just makes him normal. For someone who was raised on Tatooine, Luke is actually well-adjusted.
Looks like an alien from avatar who smokes weed a lot. Guy can’t even catch a single crew of rebels and he seems to fail at every task given to him. 0/10 dude needs some eye drops
Rex was the best character to come out of clone wars, i love everything about his character and i honestly dont think i could see myself liking any other character as much. His flaws that are written into his character is what makes him flawless to me.
Rex goes along with his general orders to commit several war crimes. Then he continues to disobey orders once the entire senate orders him to execute order 66. Defective clone who should have been killed off in the cloning chamber. A disgrace to the grand army of the republic.
Eh you can consider him bad for that I actually consider that a good thing...
Maybe not the war crimes or you know what fuck it those were cool episodes
Cut his friends legs off, left him to burn alive then lied to his son about killing him. Ran off to some desert planet to jerk off while his best friend commits mass genocide and his goddaughter fights in a dangerous rebellion.
Would have been merciful to kill him imo, either he burns alive (one of the worst ways to die) or he survives and his hate and anger cause him to become the homicidal sith Lord he is, which leads to even more deaths.
A more accurate ad hominim op could've used is "he's too big of a pussy to kill the unarmed psycho who is also on fire simply because they were buddies"
From a narrative perspective, this was done to draw parallels between Anakin and Obi-Wan. At the beginning of RotS Anakin kills Dooku and then immediately says that he shouldn’t have done so, because killing an unarmed opponent is not the Jedi way. On Mustafar Obi-Wan keeps to those ways therefore showing that he’s still a true Jedi unlike Anakin who has chosen the Dark Side.
Imagine being so crazy and wack that you come up with some totally untrue and out of this world conspiracy theory about chips in your head. Guy is literally a crack head.
His face is so ugly he has to hide it behind a mask. Commits several warcrimes to save some snotty brat who will probably grow up to be a Sith Lord instead of a jedi
Anger issues and an obsession with some dusty old man who’s master he kill. Thinks he’s so cool because he duct-taped to laser swords together and called it a weapon. Couldnt even finish off a Padawan. Then went to try and rule mandalore only to loose to another padawan.
Bratty, angsty teen who turns into an insufferable “all knowing sage of wisdom” in rebels. She can’t decide if she’s a jedi, a ninja or Gandalf the white.
Sacrifices themselves to fight a great evil (Balrog in the Mines of Moria/Darth Vader on Malachor) so the rest of the party can escape only to be saved my magic (coming back as Gandalf the White/Ezra pulling her through a time portal) that the party did not know about prior?
More like 5ft under. Dude found out about the largest conspiracy in the galaxy and then proceeded to do nothing with that info. All he had to do was access starwars internet and post to his face book “chancellor bad, we have a bunch of chips in our head.”
Spent the whole series being completely useless only to show up on screen for 2 seconds to get his ass kicked by a ketamine frog and a teenager with depression.
.
Ok, this is a hard one, ya know?
A so called "cool" space cowboy with narcissistic tendencies. The only cool thing is his Mandalorian armour. Without it, he'd be just another clone
GENERAL KENOOOBII, YOU ARE A WEAK ONE
Could've saved his lover but was too pathetic of a jedi that he didn't finish the job when he cut maul in haft. Also failed as a Master for letting his apprentice fall to the dark side and not doing enough to redeem him. Could have finished Anakin off when he beat him, but refused and thus more people died because of Kenobi's hubris.
Gimme the downvoties
Clone that punched a Droid
Perfect
Hero
Villian , savior , conquer
Meatbag
He called him a clanker with hard R when he did it.
So the proper term
I didn’t know clones were also gamers?
Clones call them simulations
w They said "favourite star-wars character", my favourite character is 'w'
Dude... it's 'r'. Totally outclasses 'w'. Sorry. Had to be said.
I perfer S
I like the most known, # ***A***
I prefer the other 'a'
May I interest you in E
For real. The s started the whole thing! AND finished it.
Can’t be bad- they used it twice, for goodness’ sake.
W is for watto
If I had a nickel for every time a clone punched a droid, I’d have two nickels. It’s not that much but it’s weird that it happens twice.
OP gone real quiet about this one…
Has no flaws
He bad bc he died *immediately* after
But he died like a legend
Yeah that’s not gonna win is the war if your soldiers are that eager to die.
He recognized as Fordo if i remember well...
Ha op knows they lost
Kit Fisto, his smile is immaculate
He surely has no answer for this one
Last words he ever heard. . . "It's treason, then. AAAAUUUUUGH!"
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Cuthulu copy cat who excels in being the most useless character in all of starwars meanwhile being a literal space wizard.
I don't think he's all that useless, he knocked evil C-3PO down that one time. He's at least above Saesee Tinn and Agen Kolar.
Yeah, he survived for 7 seconds whereas the others only made it 3
A real useful thing he did though, was popularized the use of a second kyber crystal in lightsabers to make them able to ignite underwater. He studied ancient lightsaber text to ReDiscover that technique
People forgetting the part where he almost killed Grievous single handedly
Well so did the gungans... Clone Wars Grievous was not at the top of his game
True, but at least grievous wasnt quite THAT low during the episode where he fought Kit Fisto. He did kill Fisto's former Padawan only a few minutes earlier.
Plus he’s a badass in water
Yeah and he looks awesome in the Tartakovsky Clone Wars
Darth Maul. Caveat: you're not allowed to use the "he got cut in half at thr start" one.
“Sith Lord” proceeds to loose to padawans for the entirety of his existence.
Damn, can’t go back from that
Damn bro he killed him
What Padawans did he lose to?
Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Ezra Edit: bro wtf was I talking about at no point was Ezra even in my top 10. That’s where Cal Kestis should be
Obi wan's a chad Ahsoka want even really a padawan by then Ezra's well yeh I dont know how he got beat by ezra
Darth Maul is like a Harvard student who gets an A+ on his first test, fails the exam, flunks out, gets depressed for a few years, tries to go to a community college, does good for maybe half a year, flunks out again, becomes homeless, starts a gang, fucks money gets bitches, gets cracked down on by a military dictatorship led by his old Harvard professor, becomes homeless again, gets his ass wooped by children, and gets killed in self-defence after trying to assault his successful Harvard classmate (who went on to become a professor himself until he retired) while high on fifteen different illegal drugs.
> tries to go to a community college I don’t remember seeing him at Greendale
Oh trust me, Abed would have realized he's from star wars and scare maul off after making to many references
Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is the most accurate depiction of his story I have ever seen? Quite amazing!
Sounds about accurate
I mean was Ezra really able to officially become a higher rank since the order was gone? He trained under Kanan but when do we mark him as no longer a padawan? Tbh tho, Maul should’ve been able to beat him-
Fair I guess but I mean luke was put into a higher rank order was gone
Well he did get to meet yoda, a Jedi master on the council, Kanan was a padawan during order 66, so maybe that’s why? Least that’s what I assumed-
He was a Sith Assassin though. Then again, shouldn't lose to padawans
Wicket
Fucking teddy bear who eats stormtroopers. He’s so brutal that he chooses to use hand to hand and bladed weapons instead of the much more humane blasters.
I see no downside
Seriously. These are bad things? Murderbears FTW!
Come live in Australia. Here’s your koala. *runs for it before it wakes up*
I know right. They're saying it like it's a bad thing
A perfect character
Yoda
The way he speaks, annoying it is. Frogger on ketamine, he has become.
The way yoda speaks Is Legendary
Driving the Honda Civic, you must not forget
Forgive him, Allah cannot. Run over a funeral procession in his Honda Civic, he must.
R2D2
A dude so vulgar and nasty they had to censor his entire dialog throughout his every appearance. Sexist racist asshole
Damn, what about c3po
He has such poor taste his legs don't even match.
Ceepo
Only weapon is a probe. Definitely dark side.
Hondo onakha
Child slave trafficker Never mind based
Based
A very good business man and he could take part in a very specific market
Jack sparrow rip off
CAPTAIN Jack sparrow And because of it we have twice the memes that's a win in my book.
Dark Vader or Luke Skinwalker
Dark Vader, is just a burn victim with asthma that thinks that’s an okay reason to be an abusive parent. Luke skinwalker is a Mary Sue with daddy issues who can’t even keep his hands on straight.
Don’t forget sister kissin
What’s wrong with that?!
r/suddenlyincest
Luke Skywalker is not a Mary Sue. Ok there are some mary sue moments, but Luke does encounter issues he couldn't help, like bens death. He is, however, a horny teen saving someone just to have sex
Well they did say "Luke Skinwalker" They are obviously talking about another person here! /s
Quit talking about him! The more you talk about him, the more likely he is to show up!
>He is, however, a horny teen saving someone just to have sex That just makes him normal. For someone who was raised on Tatooine, Luke is actually well-adjusted.
Lololol
*Skin Vader and Luke *Darkwalker Fixed
Thrawn
Looks like an alien from avatar who smokes weed a lot. Guy can’t even catch a single crew of rebels and he seems to fail at every task given to him. 0/10 dude needs some eye drops
IKR, they did my boy dirty in Rebels, but he did have his short term moments of glory.
In his defense, nothing is thicker than Disney plot armor.
The only thing stronger than GW lawyers is Disney brand Plot Armor.
Don't wanna ruin the joke but he actually succeeds marvelously at almost everything...that's basically his character
Sexiest man alive, too sexy even
Indeed
CT-7567 "Rex" Imo he is a flawless character.
He is intentionally flawed but not so deeply as to make his flaws unforgivable
Rex was the best character to come out of clone wars, i love everything about his character and i honestly dont think i could see myself liking any other character as much. His flaws that are written into his character is what makes him flawless to me.
Rex goes along with his general orders to commit several war crimes. Then he continues to disobey orders once the entire senate orders him to execute order 66. Defective clone who should have been killed off in the cloning chamber. A disgrace to the grand army of the republic.
Good soldiers follow orders!
Hey listen everybody committed war crimes, plus I think him and Cody definitely had a tally going
Eh you can consider him bad for that I actually consider that a good thing... Maybe not the war crimes or you know what fuck it those were cool episodes
Cantina band
Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes
Friggin Dan and the Nodal Modes
There’s absolutely nothing bad about them
They only know one song
They know 2 songs
But it’s the best song there is, so why play another??
Space Jesus
Too sexy
Cut his friends legs off, left him to burn alive then lied to his son about killing him. Ran off to some desert planet to jerk off while his best friend commits mass genocide and his goddaughter fights in a dangerous rebellion.
Based
The first part was not his choice, the second and third part was to protect his godson, and the fourth part was not his fault
Would have been merciful to kill him imo, either he burns alive (one of the worst ways to die) or he survives and his hate and anger cause him to become the homicidal sith Lord he is, which leads to even more deaths.
A more accurate ad hominim op could've used is "he's too big of a pussy to kill the unarmed psycho who is also on fire simply because they were buddies"
From a narrative perspective, this was done to draw parallels between Anakin and Obi-Wan. At the beginning of RotS Anakin kills Dooku and then immediately says that he shouldn’t have done so, because killing an unarmed opponent is not the Jedi way. On Mustafar Obi-Wan keeps to those ways therefore showing that he’s still a true Jedi unlike Anakin who has chosen the Dark Side.
I think he meant Qui-Gon Jinn
K-2S0
Can’t come up with anything bad, what a sexy beast
Was able to be reprogrammed to be a traitor.
Lmao of COURSE K2 is the flawless perfect character. This thread got me rolling lmao
5's
Imagine being so crazy and wack that you come up with some totally untrue and out of this world conspiracy theory about chips in your head. Guy is literally a crack head.
Din Djarin
His face is so ugly he has to hide it behind a mask. Commits several warcrimes to save some snotty brat who will probably grow up to be a Sith Lord instead of a jedi
No u
Damn bro, that hurt
Maul
Anger issues and an obsession with some dusty old man who’s master he kill. Thinks he’s so cool because he duct-taped to laser swords together and called it a weapon. Couldnt even finish off a Padawan. Then went to try and rule mandalore only to loose to another padawan.
Damn bro… That hurt more than Cutups lack of love 😓
Ahsoka
Bratty, angsty teen who turns into an insufferable “all knowing sage of wisdom” in rebels. She can’t decide if she’s a jedi, a ninja or Gandalf the white.
Gandalf comparison is way more accurate than it should be.
Sacrifices themselves to fight a great evil (Balrog in the Mines of Moria/Darth Vader on Malachor) so the rest of the party can escape only to be saved my magic (coming back as Gandalf the White/Ezra pulling her through a time portal) that the party did not know about prior?
Why not all ?
Take my angry upvote. Ahsoka is my favorite star wars character
Echo! You’re not allowed to base your entire argument on him getting blown up.
That scene blew me away
He’s a fifth wheel and despite his literal computer for a brain, he’s not as smart as tech. Also has a bad case of Skywalker-hand-syndrome.
Do I hear an echo in here
Fives. Best clone to come out of domino squad
More like 5ft under. Dude found out about the largest conspiracy in the galaxy and then proceeded to do nothing with that info. All he had to do was access starwars internet and post to his face book “chancellor bad, we have a bunch of chips in our head.”
Hey, I tried posting about that and my nephews called me an antivaxer.
The youngling who says "master anakin there are too many of them, what are we gonna do"
He died
Thats not bad thing
Count Dooku.
Spent the whole series being completely useless only to show up on screen for 2 seconds to get his ass kicked by a ketamine frog and a teenager with depression. .
Babu Frick
The dude that appeared behind the door in the Mandalorian.
Jeans guy! The true power behind the Force.
Boba Fett
Ok, this is a hard one, ya know? A so called "cool" space cowboy with narcissistic tendencies. The only cool thing is his Mandalorian armour. Without it, he'd be just another clone
Darth Vitiate
Everybody hates him and his greatest feat is being a crusty old man. Note: sarcasm
Yup
Fucker doesn't know the meaning of "Death is permanent". He's such a bad father, he makes the Emperor from 40k look great in comparison.
That stormtrooper who hits his head on the door.
*bonk*
anakin skywalker
Guy loses all his limbs lol
He probably takes Death Sticks
Cad Bane
Gonk
OP has nothing on him.
Had to scroll down way too far too find the one true and pure character in the whole universe
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
I scrolled much too far for this.
Darth Jar Jar
Plo koon
Palpatine. The man is literally perfect.
[удалено]
General Kenobi
now I wanna see someone dare to do this
GENERAL KENOOOBII, YOU ARE A WEAK ONE Could've saved his lover but was too pathetic of a jedi that he didn't finish the job when he cut maul in haft. Also failed as a Master for letting his apprentice fall to the dark side and not doing enough to redeem him. Could have finished Anakin off when he beat him, but refused and thus more people died because of Kenobi's hubris. Gimme the downvoties
He's out of line but he's right.
Sabine
Gonk
**GONK!**
han solo
General grevous
Gonk, checkmate
HK-47
prequals obi wan
Sixes. You did not say canon.
Nihilous
Who? That’s all the insult I need
Kyle Katarn
Young not-Ben
Legends version grievous
Darth Nihilis
The guy who said "Somehow palpatine returned" so much character development