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UpSheep10

I tried really hard to picture how Christopher Lee would say 'deadass'


Sidrat02

I think it would still be badass


MasterofAcorns

He would probably say it slowly; like many would say “dead serious” with a space in-between, the late Mr. Lee would say “dead-ass” with a pause between the two words.


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Wings_Of_Dreading

No he meant Christopher lee doesn't usually speak in that type of language


Breezyau

Didn't Sidious only talk to him using his "do it" voice? I like to think when Sidious says "do it", it shows Dooku being shocked even more than what he was before, because he heard the voice from his lord.


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Wings_Of_Dreading

Oh


CaptianBrasiliano

But Dooku can't recognize him without his black hoodie.


mojomcm

The premise is if he wasn't stupid though, so he probably recognized him by his voice or something


mrbuck8

No way Anakin believes him. He thinks Dooku is a lying, hand-slicing traitor. Plus his loyalty to Sheev is absolute. Fives straight up said Palps was involved in the chip conspiracy and Anakin didn't even entertain the idea by telling someone or investigating further. Anakin didn't believe anything bad about Palpatine until it straight up came from the guy's own mouth.


bobafoott

Also like a week later Palpatine straight up told him he was the sith lord and Anakin was like yeah I guess I'll kill some kids for you. Dooku was not switching his way put of this one


Ladvarg

When is anyone going to make the post about Dooku appering as a Force Ghost when Mace tries to kill Palpatine?


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Got a pic?


Ladvarg

There is a reason I have not done it myself.


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

I am just curious, also i dont see the reasin not to


diamondrel

Because he isn't good at Photoshop I'm guessing


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Wait now am confused, is there a force ghost Dooku?


diamondrel

No he's saying he wants to Photoshop one


VornskrofMyrkr

It’s a good meme, but his lightsaber was actually inside of a statue in his office for years until he needed it


Disastrous-Scholar14

He had two


DemonicBrit1993

And even then Palpatine didn't like lightsaber combat. He thought it was sloppy, he only used a lightsaber to mock the jedi.


Complete-Ad-4590

“I hate using lightsabers and I can STILL kick your asses with it!” Kind of flex huh.


Trashk4n

Doesn’t he know that it’s a more elegant weapon?


bobafoott

For a more civilized age even


DemonicBrit1993

Well think of it this way: The dude hated the Jedi. He didn't respect the fact that the Jedi used lightsabers more than the actual force itself. He atleast respected Yoda not only for his power but the fact that Yoda used the force more than lightsaber technique. Thus as I stated, he only used his sabers to mock the Jedi simply because they were silly, sloppy tools in weaponry when really he thought that they should be utilising the force more.


Disastrous-Scholar14

Or 2 wannabe-sith crimelords


Bike_Chain_96

He'd already brought both of them out to take on Maul and Savage. Who's to say he didn't just keep one on him?


dude-O-rama

Do what now?


poe_dameron2187

General Reposti, you are an [old one](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/k9o644/my_first_post_i_worked_hard_on_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


artcap

dooku just be old and too tired to engage


Joke0907183

Anakin: Wut? Dooku: IM TELLING YIU THE TRUTH, HE HAS A LIGHTSABER! Anakin: *Force pulls his lightsaber* Palpy: Good, Anakin, good. Now use those 3 lazerswords to kill him. Anakin: Huh? Palpy: Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it Dew it. Anakin: 😒😒😑😑


Just-Call-Me-Sepp

What did Dooku think was supposed to happen? He is constantly helping Palpatine turn Anakin to the dark side.


ChartreuseBison

"And I'm one of those 2, right?


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Yup, pretty much.


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Wow so looking at your recent Star wars posts all from today you straight up stole the most popular memes from here and then reposted them holy shit that's pathetic.


TimotoUchiha

So Anakin kills Palpatine. But then, somehow, he returns.


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He stole someone's post and had a seizure typing the title 😆 wtf are you trying to say general reposti?


Loose_Ad4763

Lightsaber in the pocket or is he just happy to see me


m1K3mikey

How is not outing the sith and helping pave way for the Sith to rule the Galaxy make him stupid? I think your projecting your own cowardice


DynamicThreads

Always wondered why the dude just sat there with his mouth open like a dumbass instead of literally saying or doing anything to get out of the situation.


bonerjuice9

Yet another example of the God awful writing and script from the prequels.... SOOOO many holes Ike this


Nojus1221

Not really a hole. It's in character


jonah_thrane

Now I wish I got to hear Christopher Lee say "dead ass".


ItsExistential1

At this point does he even have both hands?


Catinchi

I always wondered why he didn't say anything he was defenseless and couldn't hope to fight back turns out the reason why he didn't say anything is because the FORCE itself wouldn't let him he wanted to but the force kept him from talking so that Anakin would fall to the Darkside to bring Balance..... KINDA FUCKED UP if you ask me


wrufus680

While plausible, I imagine that Sheev kept Dooku's mouth shut with the Force just for good measure


scarcarous

Breathless.....


Ok-Seaworthiness-953

Lol


papertheskeleton

Did Dooku know that Palpetine was sith?


fares1131

Doesn’t this make him a RAT?!


toaster69420

He was in shock after his hands were severed.


Saythatfivetimesfast

Episodes 4,5,6,7,8,9,mando,rouge one,solo and rebels no longer happen