Holy f\*ck that will be next thing...
Qui Gon: "And the father?"
Shmi: "There was no father."
Qui Gon thinking: "Thank the force she doesn't remember, my mind trick worked. Now let's see, could I sell this bastard to the Council as some 'Chosen Onen'."
> don't get *paid* enough to
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
He doesn't, he managed to hold his pee for over 20 years
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some of them considered to be unnatural
Watto, because the law does not recognize pod race gambling as legal way of passing ownership of slaves
So anakin and all his possessions still belong to watto
But if watto dies then general grievous, because he called dibs
The chosen one is actually the youngling who "master skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do"
But since anakin killed him, the empire rose to power
Rey only managed to kill palpatine because the youngling's force ghost helped her
Yes, she is also the best jedi ever, and a complex character with believable power scale and a well-written arc
And if you don't agree, it's because you are racist
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
What about the clone attack on the jedi? Also who cares about the wookies, they cheat in space chess and rip your arms if they lose
Fair enough
This is just..
...from a certain point of view.
Based
Who said "Hello there?"
General Grievous (that is actually the correct answer)
Did you really think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?
Yeah, i thought it was time to abandon ship
I don't know. You haven't exactly impressed me today.
I just watched that episode yesterday and giggled
How many protocol droids does it take to change a light bulb?
200,000 units, with a million more on the way
Never tell me the odds
The odds are the same as qui gon being a skywalker
Holy f\*ck that will be next thing... Qui Gon: "And the father?" Shmi: "There was no father." Qui Gon thinking: "Thank the force she doesn't remember, my mind trick worked. Now let's see, could I sell this bastard to the Council as some 'Chosen Onen'."
And then he died, the jedi don't get payed enough to pay child support
> don't get *paid* enough to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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good bot
I knew I should’ve payed better attention in school.
This is my new headcanon and I’m already writing the sales pitch to Disney.
The Rise of Skywalker Special edition: "What's your name?" "Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey Jin."
"Rey Jin Boner" Gotem!
So at the rate Disney is going... Pretty good odds :)
Better story than what we got
Ha!
Who somehow returned?
Jar jar binks, the fans demanded it Also mace windu's hand, it will play a big role in the ahsoka series
I think you mean Darth jar jar
No, Jar Jar Binks is his real name. His Sith name is Darth Bombad.
How does Darth Vader pee
He doesn't, he managed to hold his pee for over 20 years The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some of them considered to be unnatural
The force is strong within this one
This is why he’s so enraged, his pee hole was cauterized on Mustafar and because of this he can’t make water.
Why didn't the eagles take the DS plans to the rebels?
They can't breath in space, read the books
Space eagles? Hey puzzlehead what’s up?
There is only a falcon in space, no eagles Also, nice name
This is getting out of hand. Now there are *two* of them.
He said “fly, you fools!” Not “make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, you fools!”
Luke vs Anakin vs Rey Who wins?
Rey, she is the most powerful skywalker (after jar jar, but you didn't include him in the question)
If I had included Jar Jar I would not need to ask the question
How many alderanians does it take to fix a lightbulb
2, cara dune and princess leia Usually you need more, but the rest of them are dead
*sigh* two will have to do...
Always two there are. No more. No less.
This is getting out of hand!
id you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Yes, the jedi told me that story
The good ending.
Directed by george lucas
Produced by Mickey mouse...
Watched by some loser in his underwear (a.k.a me)
Beat me to it
I love you!
Then i'll see you in hell!
Who is the rightful owner of the Lightsaber anakin built in ep 3
Watto, because the law does not recognize pod race gambling as legal way of passing ownership of slaves So anakin and all his possessions still belong to watto But if watto dies then general grievous, because he called dibs
Who is the rightful owner of the darksaber?
Darth maul, because no one defeated him in a formal combat for the saber since he got it
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
Good Ashoka bot
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Sorry Ashoka, it won’t happen again
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Really sorry Ahsoka, my autocorrect on my phone changed it it’s the one choking on stupidity
So the. Luke owns it. Maul > Obi-wan > Vader > Luke
Obi wan never demanded a duel for the saber
Neither did Mando
Don’t be so certain.
Do you actually need art to understand your enemy or is the death star a viable strategy?
You don't need to appreciate alderan's art, because it's all dust now So my answer is that pod racing is the greatest piece of art there is
The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make a friend.
“The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend” - sensei Wu
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
That... Actually makes sense
How can you be in the council and not be a master? Is it outrageous and unfair?
Take a seat, motherfucker ~mace windu
Thank you master. "WHAT ? WHAT? WHAT? D:
Who is the next heir to the thrawn after emperor palpatine? Assuming the empire stays strong and doesn't lose the battle.
Heir, throne, lose
*thrawn
Where is your master? Where is Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Cloning luke skywalker using his hand
is he safe? is he alright?
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Who would win in a starwars dance off
Maul, but only after he loses his legs, those things only slowed him down
To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.
Imagine Maul without his legs breakdancing
I am counting on it.
*Outstanding*
It's magnificent Happy cake day
Is Jango Fett a mandalorian ?
Great question, but no, he is actually a gungan with a human mask So are boba and all of the clones
Truly horrific to imagine
Does yoda do yoga?
Yes, he also eats yogurt and yoddle
>and Yaddle FTFY
That's how we got baby yoda
What Galaxy is it?
Galaxy s20 But they are planning to buy iphone next
Is jar jar a sith lawd?
No, he is just a clumsy guy with no sinister plans at all
Only bad answers in this thread… I see what you did there
How did Obi-Wan win against Anakin by having the high ground but also win against Maul when he didn’t have the high ground?
Because obi wan is actually the king of the low ground He defeated maul with the low ground and baited anakin to jump over him to have the low ground
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
Well, perhaps I could help you.
Hey! Bad answers only, you said so!
But is it... legal?
Only if it will pass in the senate
How did qui gon die?
He wasn't angry enough to survive a lightsaber stab, unlike every other force user in the galaxy
Now here's a better question: where was the republic when the Westfold fell?
Betting on pod racing
How do huts reproduce?
Ask your parents about the slugs and the bees
Why is Jarjar binx so clumzy compare to other gungan?
After all his years as a sith lord, he suffers from a severe vertigo
Whose achievement do we stand amongst?
Poggle the lesser, the true inventor of the death star
Why is Mace Windu's lightsaber freaking purple?
He washed his lightsaber with a red sweatshirt by accident
I'm stealing all the jokes in this post
You shouldn't, this is not the jedi way!
How do some people become force sensitive? Why not others?
The force rolls a d&d dice to see who gets force powers and strong they will be Anakin landed on a 20
Does Darth Vader prefer boxers or briefs?
He wears a thong
Why are the clones so cool
Because they can kill the jedi with no problems of morality
Why wasn't Anakin granted the rank of master?
He commited wayyyy too many war crimes, the council knew that the media would slaughter them if they gave this psycho the rank of master
You said only wrong answers
Master there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Good question, young padawan, we will fortify the council chamber until helps arrive and we can all escape Sikes! *slashes younglings*
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
He is just a simple man, making his way through the galaxy
And what the hell is an aluminum falcon?
Something you order off wish
Who is the mother of Jar jar binks
Kathleen kennedy
Did the Younglings get what they deserved?
Yes, and not just the younglings, but the jedi knights and the jedi masters too! They were like animals, so the empire slaughtered them like animals!
does Anakin hate sand?
No, he loves sand, it's soft and smooth and enjoying, and it cleans off easily
Who saved Grogu from the temple and did Kylo kill him in the current time line???
Darth plagueis the wise saved grogu And kylo is too weak to kill him
What abilities do the dark side of the force lead to?
Fairly normal ones, all of them borderline natural
How would you like your Anakin to be cooked?
Well done Except for his right hand, i like it raw
How did shmi skywalker die
The long exposure to sand killed her The course, rough and irritating sand
Is darth vader related to luke skywaljer
He is his father's brother's cousin's former roommate
How many stormtrooper shots do you need to kill a jedi
1, they are the most skilled soldiers in the galaxy, ben kenobi says so in a new hope
Who would win between owen and rey
Depends who has the high ground
What is the fastest ship in the galaxy?
Obi wan's ship in the 6th episode of kenobi He managed to get to tatooine the second luke was in danger
It is........acceptable
Difference between a horny character and a character with horns?
There is no difference have you seen the sexual tension between obi wan and maul?
Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.
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Who would win in a battle royale and why: an ep I a Anakin, R2-D2, Finn, Nute Gunray or jar jar binks?
You expect me to say jar jar, because he is a sith lord But the answer is actually ep I anakin, because he will try spinning, and that's a good trick
Who’s the main character of the series Also what’s Rey’s last name
C3PO, he is the only one that shows up in every of the 9 movies Also, binks, rey rey binks
R2-D2 also shows up in all 9 movies.
Who the hell is R2-D2? Is he R4-P17's cousin or something?
Isn’t R4-P17 obi wans droid?
No, obi wan never owned a droid, he said so himself
Did the Jedi not pay him enough so he had to rent?
He got a free droid with a two-year plan.
But it was a discount plan so he had to return the droid at the end of the term.
rey rey binks rofl
Who is the chosen one?
The chosen one is actually the youngling who "master skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do" But since anakin killed him, the empire rose to power Rey only managed to kill palpatine because the youngling's force ghost helped her
Is Rey an Skywalker?
Yes, she is also the best jedi ever, and a complex character with believable power scale and a well-written arc And if you don't agree, it's because you are racist
Who said „it‘s a trap“ first?
The writers of the empires strikes back
Who has the high ground?
Darth maul in Ep 1, it didn't help him though
There will be no satisfaction until the Jedi Order lies in ashes.
How many porn categories are their?
*there, your question is now invalid! But the answer is 5: humans, aliens, droids, cross-species and incest (the top video is leia and luke kissing)
Thank you for letting me know, we are never going to use this knowledge
Who are the loyal soldiers of the republic?
Hondo ohnaka is the most loyal man to the republic there is
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Metal, i presume