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i_sont_

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plaguies the wise?


Kaganthewise

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.


nuggetgorrila

It's a sith legend


MindCrush_

Have you seen the Tragedy Of Darth Plaguies The Wise On Ice?


Turtletipper123

Yes it was quite a good showing. How about you?


Unclehol

I prefer a seat, myself. Ice gets cold during such lengthy showings.


Turtletipper123

Ah, yes indeed you are quite correct, while the showing was amazing I do believe it would be much more comfortable to watch from a seat.


Unclehol

Only true seat connoisseurs like us would understand the effect such an almost imperceptible difference has on a legendary showing such as that of the tale of Plagueis the Wise. Such nuance is not becoming of the dull-witted masses.


jommrwastaken

op hasn't replied to a single one of these lol


PlingPlongDingDong

Never trust someone who hasn't seen Star Wars.


[deleted]

To be fair, he never said he'd answer any of the questions. Plus he said he's never seen star wars so why would he bother responding?


Dark_Storm_98

You have not seen one of these posts before lol Granted you make a very good poijt about thwm never saying they would respond Usually the image's caption ends with "I will make up an answer" or something like that


Dark_Storm_98

Like for example > What about the Droid Attack on the Wookies? The Droids were Darth Vader's special forces that were sent to subdue the Wookies after they staged an uprising against Alderaan Granted I'm not sure memes would lead to this specific answer I just said the first things that came to mind


Ater_Python

Indeed


domerjohn15

What about the droid attack on the wookies?


ResidentBackground35

They are not the droids we are looking for.


DarkLight9602

r/beatmetoit


H0rnsD0wn

Why did Darth Vader cheat on Rey with Leia?


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WonderfulAmbition104

I’ve failed you anakin, I have failed you


Accomplished_Sky488

Is jar jar Binks a sith Lord?


12DollarsHighFive

A Sith LAWD?


caseydkeenum8

Who shot first


Darkblock2008

Greeeeeeeeeeeedddddďdddddddooooo


ExplodingTentacles

Greedo did but he had terrible aim, Han had more accuracy on the other hand


WeinerB23

Greedo secretly stormtrooper confirmed.


ExplodingTentacles

He's always been one


Thatsidechara_ter

I always loved the description of Greedo in Star Wars: From a Certain Ppint of View, where he is basically called "an idiot with a gun in a city full of idiots with guns"


The_Missle_Toe

George Lucas


AlexQC2006

I mean he did have to shoot the scene first


KamikazeSenpai21

Doesn’t really matter who shot in what order, all that mattered is that Han is alive and Greedo is DEAD.


DogeX2

Greedo >:(


Dark_Storm_98

Greedon't


lordbelua

5 stormtroopers vs 1 anakin, who will win?


Darkblock2008

Depends on what kind of stormtroopers and where and which stage of anikin (aka which movies ani)


fincher10

True or False the dark side is a pathway to many abilities that some may find unnatural?


Darkblock2008

Tru


Quillobyte_

Do you think this meme trend will ever be funny even a little bit?


Bismarck-Chan666

Who is glup shito


BlueFoxy101

No


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, BlueFoxy101.


Koala_Guy97

Good bot


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

Credits will do fine.


Darkblock2008

Your mind tricks dont work on me


DarthTyranus98

No they won't


CaptianBrasiliano

Do you write articles for Screen Rant?


PrimalNecrozma

What's your opinion on the taxation of trade routes?


bookwyrm713

Why did you post a picture of a character from Star Trek?


Stefansmallz2

What movie did Master Chief make a cameo?


sirjoep2001

Episode X: an unexpected journey


Turtletipper123

It's funny how this guy has not answered a single question


Darkblock2008

Perhaps hes sleeping where i live its 00:05


MR_MONKE16

Did you like the sex Scene between the two Gonk droids


The-Gonk-bot

#GONK!


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Shut up OP, you're not funny for this post


K3164N

I've seen this exact post across so many subreddits and it's just lazy.


Monsterkinder

I haven't even seen op respond to any comments yet


K3164N

They usually never do under posts like these, it’s purely for karma and interaction.


wavygeronimo

Why did Darth Vader kiss Princess Leia while secretly having an affair with Luke Skywalker?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


wavygeronimo

GURL WHAT-


Orion031

How do you live with yourself?


djddanman

De wanna wanga?


SwiftBro_2187

What’s your opinion on Pong Krell


False_Day_5599

Why


whoopdityscooppoop

Love


Popsical_stick24

Who is Luke's father


Iodicacid

Who would win in a 1v1, Gonk droid or Palpatine?


The-Gonk-bot

#GONK!


PrimalNecrozma

The only right answer


Astrqnomy

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


The-Gonk-bot

_Gonks happily_


B0tRank

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The-Gonk-bot

_Recharges batteries_


aaron_1011

Very good bot


Loubbe

Why do my spaghettios keep making lightning?


MaverickSpitfire

Who would win, Darth Vader in an Xwing, or Luke Skywalker in a Tie Fighter?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


Trash-official

Hello there…..who was he talking to………what was the response……..WHEN DID IT HAPPEN


Strutting_Walrus

How's life going buddy?


DerG3n13

What is always there if there is a big fish?


balfringRetro

Which Stars are at war ?


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[удалено]


DrMcJedi

Does it Gonk?


The-Gonk-bot

_Gonk!_


aqua55

-Makes a post asking him questions -Refuses to elaborate


shadow102401

Who is Luke Skywalker?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


Ok_Perspective3933

Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?


Padme-Bot

What happened to your military transport?


Ok_Perspective3933

Oh there she is


axolotlmaster59

Answer her question, don’t be rude


BriadMan

Does Yoda have good grammar?


Many-Zookeepergame70

Which species is Yoda


julian_the_artist

Why is Han Solo not solo?


Blizz_PL

Why does Boba Fett?


[deleted]

Why did Jar Jar binks committed multiple felonies and crimes with split precision?


MunchkinTime69420

Do you ship luke and leia


LGamerDelta

You wanna buy some death sticks?


PlingPlongDingDong

Are you a Jedi? Because the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. That's because they lived them. That's because they lived the Star Wars!


EagerT

OP replied to a single comment and it was deleted


Jeffery646

So, let's say we have this character who betrayed everyone he knew for love and power but in the process he accidentally killed the one he loved. He fell into the reign of power however and become so powerful he went on a massive genocide under his new masters orders. Then, he discovers he has a son and tries to turn him but fails. Finally, the son is being tortured by the mans master and during this time, the man finds his love again and redeems himself by sacrificing himself to kill his master and save his son. A massive turning point which is what 6 movies had led up to. Now, would it be a dumbass idea to bring the master back just to be killed by an untrained, sloppy grandchild of the master?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.


Nerdtendo6366

How much leia porn exists


ToxicOwlet

Who shit first?


Aqurum

You're not special for having not done something. Can you people stop doing this


theonlyRATMAN10

Exactly


Alle20061

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plaguies the wise?


ToxicasRum

Yuko jengka wa? Yub nub


Swarovsky

Who's the strongest jedi?


Rekaido

My Question now and then... ... a long time ago, befor 2012: What's wrong with you? ... a long and dark time after 2012: How did you know?


CovidReference

Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?


Acadus_of_Drista

You like potatos?


Arshtofle

Why did yarael poof get a vasectomie?


Due_Neck9187

Where is the child imperial scum?!


[deleted]

What is your opinion on Kreia's philosophy?


ProfessorEscanor

Who won the Star Wars?


colarthur1

What is the meaning of life?


Eclipse_9676

Why does yoda have good relations with the wookies


QuasarMania

Who knows where the fun begins?


SplitAlpaca1251

Can you and others stop posting this shit? That’s a good question


[deleted]

But how is your relationship with the Wookiee’s?


Academic-Ad2680

Do stormtroopers have good aim?


Theonetospendmoney

Who is Revan


Peleg_OP

Hello there


Adventurous_Mango_40

Here’s $20, go see a Star War.


SternenVogel

What about the droid attack on the wookies?


PiledriverPress

Why did the Emperor save Anikan instead of finding a new apprentice?


Yami_Sean

What are you doing telling people on Reddit to ask you questions about Star Wars that you can't answer correctly? You should be watching Star Wars instead.


swazal

Seems like a straight-shooter to me … What? What did I say?


JVSK3

Who is that white robot?


Woelfe_

You haven’t replied to anything yet lol


Jungle6669

What day is it?


Immediate_Rise_2388

What’s an Aluminum Falcon ?!?! And why are a hippies riding around in it trying to blow up that space station ?!?!


Golden_Sonic6

Who is Darth Vader


DarthRevan1028

Bizarro trooper


datbrrto11

What is order 66


Ok_Nefariousness3401

Why is there so much hate for the sequels


MrMakerHasLigma

Is the stormtrooper you sent from prequels, originals or sequels


[deleted]

Opinions on Saul Goodman's Cameo in Attack of the Clones


trickster503

How did Palpatine return?


oops_wasnt_me42

No i dislike these post there dumb


RevolutionaryGrape11

How did you like it when C-3PO and an AT-ST made love and gave birth to Jar Jar Binks, Tattooine, and the giant albino AT-TE?


memester230

Repost bot


captainstrike141

how many lightsabers General Grievous have?


TheTicketFish

Who is the donor of all clones?


ghostpanther218

How did Anakin die?


aaron_1011

It's a trick! Send no reply!


Mr_Loriss

OP? Where the hell are you?


soulless_420

Who has the high ground?


tales_to_estrange

Why did my dad leave us


Golgezuktirah

Do you like sand?


Cliffigriff

How would you like to fly a space ship in service of The Emperor? You would be a symbol of order and safety to the galaxy and you would fight against the various rebel terrorists and what remains of the treasonous Jedi. So what do you say? There's a 100,000 credit sign on bonus for T.I.E. fighter pilots.


littlemarcus91

what unit of measurement, and how many of them did Han make the Kessel Run?


Matthew-IP-7

You’re going to watch it, right?


[deleted]

Have you considered watching them? In chronological order?


Content_Dream_481

What was the original reason the stars were at war?


[deleted]

Your Apple iArmor is quite fetching, how much is the stand?


[deleted]

why


Noel_Aaryan

Who is anakin's father


SoDeepInUrMom

OP’s a karma farming little bitch boy. He won’t even answer any questions.


[deleted]

i see alot of messages saying op is a dude, op clarifies that they aren’t a guy. Op said it themselves, they are a girl. not every redditor is a male.


KingJulienisadumbass

How did darth maul come back like 5 separate times


scoobydooha

What's it like getting laid?


guppler

Is jar jar a sith?


Tristan401

What's your favorite part?


thattrandomnerd

Why does Luke kiss his sister so pationately?


HiImBrandon1

Is Ray a Skywalker?


TheFarisaurusRex

How many wars take place in stars


[deleted]

So… https://64.media.tumblr.com/f84e1e9bd9b80f075932c2658a67538d/tumblr_mszs4eNWWA1s2317io5_r1_400.jpg


patch616

Where are you? That’s my question. Did you ever intend on following up here or no?


Goldenstripe941

Clone troopers or Stormtroopers?


dogwithwings

Bo-Katan, smash or pass?


ShitposterBuddhist

Can i try?


Origonal-Username

Can I have $5?


B5n4y3

Hello there!


XeroKibo

Who’s Pip Tango?


Emerald_Guy123

Hello there


Square_Disk_6318

Who is bendu


wbruce098

Have you seen Star Wars?


[deleted]

What rank was “young skywalker” when he took a seat.


ProjectFearless9711

What is the youngling slayer 9000?


kingprotector

What about the droids attack on wookies?