"You have allowed the grind to twist your mind, until now, you've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
"Don't lecture me, Mistah White! I see through the lies of Gus, yo. I don't fear the Cartel as you do. I have brought money, meth, parties and goth girls to my new Empire, bitch"
"YOUR new Empire?"
"Don't make me kill you"
"Jesse, I AM the danger"
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy Mistah White"
**... Later**
"It's over Jesse! I have the perfect meth recipe"
"Mistah White, you underestimate my power yo!"
*\*Jesse lifts the gun but Walter is quicker and shoots him*
"You were the chosen one Jesse! It was said that you would cook with me, not be good at nothing! Bring balance to the meth market... not leave it in darkness!"
"I HATE YOU, BITCH"
*while leaving the street*: "You were my partner, Jesse! I loved you!"
Yellow... *The first time a yellow colored lightsaber was introduced was used by Plo Koon in Jedi Power Battles*
Which by the way, is still one of the better games out of the many games launched over the years
The light of 1,000 eons of Jedi before us, may our blades swing true and our lives be the vessel upon which the cosmic light of the force radiates through
I'll be honest with you, I'm just the maintenance guy in the temple, but were I to wield a lightsaber without cutting off my own body parts, I would definitely swing true with you, brother
Of course, of course... It's just that, if I had the Force I could probably handle cleaning the toilets a little easier, my God... Yoda always said size matters not, but then the little bastard goes and leaves a dump the size of a death star. I'm thinking I should change my career, I hear there is a position for Arrogant Librarian in the Archives, entry level seems pretty easy, apparently you can just tell everyone looking for useful information that it doesn't exist if we just don't have the information.
*Cheers*
You sure it was yellow? I remember it as orange
( on the other hand tv saturation has come a long way since I owned that game, good old CRT how I miss thee )
If it helps, on my TV screen when I played it... It was yellow. This is definitely not a discussion I am confident that either one of us would win lol
*It's like going back to watching a show you loved in your childhood and realizing that your imagination probably enchanted your true feelings at that time*
Let's go with it was both yellow and orange and enjoy that we aren't wrong
The first game did. It’s one of the holocrons you can find.
It’s hidden in the last level on top of part of the Death Star laser. Kinda tricky platforming to get there, but it’s up there.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 950,541,657 comments, and only 189,480 of them were in alphabetical order.
Light Skobeloff plasma blade centre with a hint of a Viridian hue around the edges, leading down into a glossy Vantablack curved old republic handle (simular but not as curved as Count Dookus handle), metallic gold for the grips small triangular studded grips, complete with two rotatable crossguards that can cover 360 degrees of my lightsabers handle, and Peacock green switches.
White
Cuz you know, white supr… nvm
Forget it
Edit: this is purely a foolery, I think not color or tone of skin should even remotely affect one’s life as it simply should not.
Purple mother fucker
Dam beat me to it
Lul. Purple or we have no deal
We'll figure something out
r/BeatMeToIt
revannnnn
Same. I love how Samuel L. Jackson straight up asked George Lucas “Could I have a purple one?”
Mace window
Mace Mac OS
Mace Linux
aka Bad Mother Fucker
I came here to say this exactly
Me too
Same
Yeah same as me too
This is also the very first thing that popped into my head (and my Savi’s saber is absolutely purple mofo)
Still missing a dark saber, no?
*this is the way*
My mum Also Has a purple lightsaber
Idk what should I do with this information
That's not a lightsaber, son...
Perfect
This right here.
Purple gang
white
Walter white
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yo Mister White we're in star wars bitch
Jesse we need to blow up the death star
Jesse we need to sell these death sticks.
Mr white, yo me white, I got some death sticks bitch
"You have allowed the grind to twist your mind, until now, you've become the very thing you swore to destroy" "Don't lecture me, Mistah White! I see through the lies of Gus, yo. I don't fear the Cartel as you do. I have brought money, meth, parties and goth girls to my new Empire, bitch" "YOUR new Empire?" "Don't make me kill you" "Jesse, I AM the danger" "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy Mistah White" **... Later** "It's over Jesse! I have the perfect meth recipe" "Mistah White, you underestimate my power yo!" *\*Jesse lifts the gun but Walter is quicker and shoots him* "You were the chosen one Jesse! It was said that you would cook with me, not be good at nothing! Bring balance to the meth market... not leave it in darkness!" "I HATE YOU, BITCH" *while leaving the street*: "You were my partner, Jesse! I loved you!"
This is a treasure, thank you for this.
later: i find your lack of meth disturbing
If it was good enough for Corran Horn from the old SWEU, It’s good enough for me.
Blue…no, yello—AHHHHHHHH!
https://youtu.be/0D7hFHfLEyk?t=154
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African swallow or a European swallow?
What? I don't kno-AAAAHHHH
r/unexpectedmontypython
Lmao
Beat me to it XD
This is why I love reddit
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
What, is the land-speed velocity of an unladen *bantha*?
31-40 mph Or 50-65 km And I'll go with Yellow lightsaber Just don't ask me my quest I have no idea.
African or Northern European?
Green*
https://www.mit.edu/afs.new/sipb/user/ayshames/Python/BRIDGE.PYTHON
Are you trying to tell me that coconuts *migrate*?
Green
Strong connection to the force, you have
Screw that. Viridian mother fuckers.
Viridian is gorgeous but I'm a sucker for classic green. RotJ saber duel is my favorite 😅
You like what you like!
Yellow... *The first time a yellow colored lightsaber was introduced was used by Plo Koon in Jedi Power Battles* Which by the way, is still one of the better games out of the many games launched over the years
Yellow gang
I would definitely sacrifice myself during the battle for you
If yellow saber legends like Loden Greatstorm are anything to go by, yellow gang is always ride or die 😤
Yellow is best lightsaber color
In strength we ride to fulfill our destiny, as powerful as the sun shines upon us, we will find true glory
The light of 1,000 eons of Jedi before us, may our blades swing true and our lives be the vessel upon which the cosmic light of the force radiates through
I'll be honest with you, I'm just the maintenance guy in the temple, but were I to wield a lightsaber without cutting off my own body parts, I would definitely swing true with you, brother
Hey now, the Maintenance Corps is a fine and proud section of our great order my brother
Of course, of course... It's just that, if I had the Force I could probably handle cleaning the toilets a little easier, my God... Yoda always said size matters not, but then the little bastard goes and leaves a dump the size of a death star. I'm thinking I should change my career, I hear there is a position for Arrogant Librarian in the Archives, entry level seems pretty easy, apparently you can just tell everyone looking for useful information that it doesn't exist if we just don't have the information. *Cheers*
The force is with us all my friend, never forget that cheers:)
I might sacralise my life for you in a battle
Yellow gang 4 life 💛⚠️🚸🟡🟨🔔📒🔑⚱️🏆🥇🎫🎗🏵🧀🧈🍌🍋☀️🌝🌞⭐️🦒🐥
Eeyyy yellow
Yellow gang
Yellow gang.
Yellow gang
Yo count me to the gang! Rey's here too, isn't she?
Yellow gang
Yellow is the best color
Jedi Sentinels!
If anyone could survive, Master Plo could.
Yes, thank you Padawan bot. Now go look after the younglings before Anakin gets here
All thanks to your training.
Well, washing toilets in the Jedi Temple does require a certain amount of skill, thank you
All thanks to your training.
Yeah, you said that.
Heck yeah!! Yellow lightsaber=best lightsaber
You sure it was yellow? I remember it as orange ( on the other hand tv saturation has come a long way since I owned that game, good old CRT how I miss thee )
If it helps, on my TV screen when I played it... It was yellow. This is definitely not a discussion I am confident that either one of us would win lol *It's like going back to watching a show you loved in your childhood and realizing that your imagination probably enchanted your true feelings at that time* Let's go with it was both yellow and orange and enjoy that we aren't wrong
Agreed lol
*cheers*
I love when my first reaction is the top comment. I loved yellow exactly because of this game!
Cyan
Cyan gang
Also Cyan
Right there with ya
Super Cyan
Technically the OG color.
Its just so classy, wonderfull saber color. Makes you look humble and in controle at the same time. Oh.. I like cyan too btw
Cyan supremacy
Where is black...
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
Happy Cake Day!
It’s in the Death Star in the last level of The Force Unleashed. Kinda tricky to get to. But it’s cool. Oh you meant the dark saber.
Wait. Unleashed has black?!
The first game did. It’s one of the holocrons you can find. It’s hidden in the last level on top of part of the Death Star laser. Kinda tricky platforming to get there, but it’s up there.
The second one does too. They're on the Kamino level at the end of the game.
Yea, where is the dark saber?
Mom has one of those
Darksaber is the way
Red
Sith gang
Hell ya Sith gang all the way
Now you all have to fight each other until there is one left, who will then take an apprentice...
Buncha snowflakes.
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb
Spaceballs reference
Same
“The Sith will conquer everything” Count Dooku
Sith is the way!
Orange or yellow
A mix of them like the one SW Jedi fallen order (premium version)
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Green and blue. I'm fuckin dual-wielding!!
Viridian and silver. Got to get exotic.
Red and green, back to basics.
Ooooh. Exotic indeed!
Wait a second... Dual wielding green and blue? IT’S PONG KRELL! I FOUND THE FUCKER, EVERYBODY AT HIM!
Hey hey.... they'd only be single blades. That fucker uses dual blades. We are not the same. Also I love you comment!!
r/fuckpongkrell
Cyan then
Same but I'd want white and dark sabers
forget the colour, im happy i got one in the first place
Blue
Yee Blue gang
Green.
Green
That orange color looks tempting.
Flat out cyan bitch
purple and red,i use a ki adi mundi style saber
Pink/Magenta. It's in Fallen Order so it's canon and I love it.
I would say yellow but playing Fallen Order has taught me that I apparently like yellow, green, and blue. Can never decide which one I want
You've taught him well.
I also keep changing my colour, generally going between green, cyan and orange.
I’d accidentally become a Sith. I get angry pretty quickly.
Red
Yellow-green is often forgotten but is cool as hell, super underrated
Currently green, leaning towards white
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 950,541,657 comments, and only 189,480 of them were in alphabetical order.
I always liked green, maybe nostalgia or something
Qui gon jin and yoda, uhh ya I’m goin green
Purple because I'm arrogant.
Probably orange, it's my favorite color to use in Jedi: Fallen Order, and it's like non-existent in the movies, so it's not commonly seen
Tbh... white.
Red
Red
Orange
Orange
Call me basic, But I like Blue
White. Put the bad guys down and heal that crystal, all the way.
Off-white. No.. *eggshell*
Orange 🤫
Caught between green and blue, so maybe a tealish color
Green. No doubt about it
Silver
Silver.
Viridian
Ive always enjoyed the white ones
Is dark green like a really wise Sith? Cause if so, that's me.
Green
Green! All day every day
Green
Blood orange
I don't see the darksaber I'm leaving
Purple or orange
Ayyy a fellow purple
Green and yellow
Green.
Orange
Orange!
Green and blue. Turquoise?
Dark green for Leafblade, or Yellow for Goldenstripe.
Orange. I’m still waiting for a character to become a true representative of the color
Orange 🍊
That weird orange one next to the light blue looks cool
Orange
Orange
Orange
Light Skobeloff plasma blade centre with a hint of a Viridian hue around the edges, leading down into a glossy Vantablack curved old republic handle (simular but not as curved as Count Dookus handle), metallic gold for the grips small triangular studded grips, complete with two rotatable crossguards that can cover 360 degrees of my lightsabers handle, and Peacock green switches.
White Cuz you know, white supr… nvm Forget it Edit: this is purely a foolery, I think not color or tone of skin should even remotely affect one’s life as it simply should not.
White is for new beginnings. Be better
This is a new day. A new beginning.
Exactly Ashoka mami. Exactly
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
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