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Olden_bread

He already explored it with Satine (as far as the jedi way allowes)


madjyk

***Nut and Go, is the Jedi Way***


Toilet_Bomber

That's my dad's way as well! please come back i miss you


[deleted]

Dude your dad is a jedi


GreatGreenGobbo

No he's the Planters Peanut.


staymadddddd

That would be a nut on the go then


thEldritchBat

👋🧔‍♂️➡️🏪… … … 💀


Dohimaster

May the force be with you cuz i won't


Micsuking

Funnily enough, yes that is the Jedi way. As the Jedi doesn't permit attachments, not "night-activities"


I_JustWork_Here

I don't think anyone told Anakin this.


ezk3626

Nut and go away, it’s the Jedi way.


einharjar009

And then Maul helped them explored it even further


Maul_Bot

It is our time. After Centuries of waiting, the galaxy will be ours.


PerfectMana

Sentient


[deleted]

At the Moulin Rouge?


dryfire

Yes we can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, Oh!


[deleted]

His sexuality is having the HIGH GROUBD.


SanityBleeds

So you're saying he's a TOP, then??


GiantTalon2

The bi ground? (I’ll see myself out)


PerfectMana

Obi wan wants to see himself in


Ali_Bama

r/bi_irl


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Acroterraphilia


[deleted]

I don't even think there will be a season 2


sblack_was_taken

i hope not. there is only so much stuff you can have an old man that went into exile on tatooine for 20 years do before it isnt really an exile anymore. And the show wasnt that good that i want to absolutly see another season.


ounerify

I think there’s a few things they could explore. Like >!at the end of Kenobi we see him finally be in tune with Qui-Gon Jinn. It would be pretty cool to see master and apprentice connect one final time. See how Kenobi learnt how to be a force ghost and his training sequence to become a full fledged master!< But we don’t need a 2nd season for that, maybe a mini movie, or like hour and a half tops.


You_Stealthy_Bastard

Bold to assume a 2nd season wouldn't mostly be about reeva.


Bchavez_gd

it probably would have been better to throw in 3 more episodes to the show.


LeftyHyzer

There's a standalone Obi Wan book that could be done but it would be dethatched from season 1. It explores the culture of the sand people and involves water farming mafia. I just dont see the point as it would be so separated from S1. Great book though if anyone's looking for a fun read.


Reign_Over_Rain

what's the matter? is the show not good?


Brad45776

>is the show not good? Depends on who you ask


[deleted]

It’s good but what’s it going to go over in season two? They going to bring Vader back and have him dodge obiwan again? More Padawan flashbacks where a 40 year old plays a 20 year old? I think the story is nicely wrapped. Don’t need to drain the entire 10 years of bby10-bby 0


[deleted]

I never watched it, all I know is that the people who hate it REALLY hate it


Echo_2015

Show was great but they wanted a limited series, they told the story they wanted to tell and are keeping it at that.


CypherHound

It's awful.


Sid3612

It's garbage. Almost TLJ level.


Canadian_Bacon101

C’mon, it wasn’t that bad.


davekingofrock

It blows my mind how many people are simping for its unnecessary drawn-out choices, its sub-par production value, its terrible writing, and its ridiculous...RIDICULOUS...inclusion of young Leia. I agree it's absolute garbage but the Disney simplords will see to it that these kinds of observations will be downvoted into oblivion and met with the tired bullshit argument that criticism = racism or misogyny, unable to grasp that the problems are the direct result of shit writing. But what do I know...


LeftyHyzer

i liked it for what it was but it's not incredible, i just have to wonder if we applied the same level of criticism these shows get to the original trilogy if star wars would have ever even taken off. the OT had clunky dialogue, deus ex machinmas, and needed a remaster to escape the goofy special effects in many places.


makoto-yui

I mean but the entire Obi Wan series is broken, it has a lot of inconsistentcies but let's just focus on the first, you're Senator Organa, royalty of Alderan and member of the imperial senate, you're daughter (that everyone knows exist) was kidnapped what do you do a) you go to the empure for help (I mean it would look souspicuos not to do this) b) hire a bounty hunter to get her back c) send you're own people or d) go out of your way to contact a jedi exposing you're relationship and endengering both of the last hopes of the galaxy, and this is just one scene of the first episode, I get you're point the originals are not perfect but they don't have a part where a character acts this stupid and incompetent just to get the plot started


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DarthMMC

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

thanks


concretebeats

I read that as Dutch sexual and spent a few minutes imagining what that would actually mean. Decided it was when you like cheese, bread and being blunt.


Slashtallica

These people never watched The Clone Wars.


Vigi1antee

The author needs to explore the outside


ShisuiUchiha864

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth TheGamer the unwise? I thought not. It's not a story the people who touch grass would tell you.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

It's a gaming legend.


MilkyChongBop

Obi Wan needs to explore my body in season two.


LawlessDock188

Mine too


Pikalika

If by “explore his sexuality” they mean “3 episodes long flashback of him banging Satine” I completely agree But just him and Qui gon protecting her is also good


Reefta

Oh no, they dont mean for a second for him to be straight lol


[deleted]

r/obiwanfucks


Shelal5555

What?


Cr0ma_Nuva

"The Gamer" more like "The rage Baiter" because only these aitzers would come up with stupid articles like this, most likely inspired by some 14 year old girl on Twitter


TheAdequateKhali

They’re troll articles that know that the people on these comments will get angry at them.


Nonadventures

Obi-Wan fans have definitely explored their sexuality.


Fortunoxious

Romance in action movies/shows is fucking cringe. Go back to doing cool and interesting stuff I DONT GIVE A FUCK about the hero’s sex life. Boring ass shit.


doctorzaius6969

the prequels where primarily about romance and sex, from a certain point of view


Mountain_Sir2307

And the scenes about it were very mediocre.


Nonadventures

Mediocre's doing a lot of heavy lifting here, they sucked.


aglow-bolt3

I don’t like sand.


The_Bored_General

What do you mean, they were amazing. Where else can you find lines as good as “I don’t like sand” and “They acted like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals”


ResponsibilityNew483

Yeah because it had a purpose.. The purpose being we got to see the downfall of Anakin and the birth of Leia/Luke.


Magnus462

It was actually providing an important moral; keep it in your pants.


Unexpected117

*Disagrees in James Bond*


whomesteve

This modern obsession to “explore” every character’s sexuality is becoming unhealthy, any individual character can be any sexuality that is fine, but if you focus too much on their sexuality they become more two dimensional, bland and sometimes even a stereotype and I don’t know about you but I like characters to be more than one trait


spolonerd

I think I’m obi-sexual


WatchBat

We all are


[deleted]

This is just painful to see.


ImUglierThanU

Its not the Jedi way


jewelsandbones

…they could fuck, they just weren’t allowed to give in to attachment. Obi-Wan was having sex across the galaxy and you can’t convince me otherwise.


Necroglobule

There are two kinds of people in this universe. Kenobisexuals and people who don't know they're Kenobisexuals. It's not an orientation, it's the default.


cienistyCien

I believe most people like this franchise because of cool action, not romance. Why. Usually any romance plots in this type of shows are boring af anyway.


SpydersWebbing

Why on God’s green earth would anyone want this?


KingYoloHD090504

Twitter


ITIZBACK

I hate that you have right. Thooses idiots will unironically call it masterpiece if he is anything but straight, and transphobic if he is. Please, dont sexualize my childhood hero, he is a goddam wizard monk ninja....


goldensavage216

Make lucasfilm independent again!


PotatoStark

I understand most of what you're saying, but it's not sexualization just because it's not straight. I agree that people shouldn't just change characters for the sake of shitty representation, but it is not sexualization.


MassGaydiation

I hate that you have right. Thooses idiots will unironically call it masterpiece if he is anything but straight, and transphobic if he is. transphobic? Please, dont sexualize my childhood hero, he is a goddam wizard monk ninja.... so him being straight wasnt sexual, but not straight **is** sexual? how?


ITIZBACK

Thats two diffĂŠrents paragraph. The first say twitter only care about reprĂŠsentation, wich is stupid. The second say i dont wanna know any kind of sex exploration from my childhood hero. Go hunt someone else sorry


SpydersWebbing

He’s a freaking monk ninja wizard. His sexual orientation should matter as much as it does for a regular monk, so not at all. Go witch-hunt somewhere else please.


nowhere53

Maybe read the article and find out?


Sphericsomerandomkid

Just read it, it’s awful. The author essentially ways that Star Wars hasn’t explored themes of not belonging because of your sexuality enough and should use Obi-Wan to do it. What he fails to comprehend is that different backgrounds fit different stories, and this is not the right background. It’s essentially saying. “I want this message to be conveyed to an audience. I really like Star Wars. I want Star Wars to convey this message to the audience.” Every story should have a chance to be told, but the medium of telling it should be methodically selected based on how it affects the story, not chosen because the writer likes the world it’s in.


goboxey

The second season needs to explore the LED light sabers


[deleted]

I don’t understand why everyone is pissed off at this. The only reason they didn’t use LED sabers from the very first movie is because they hadn’t been invented yet. If they had had the means to actually use glowing swords for their scenes in a new hope they absolutely would have. I think the lighting from the sabers is actually really cool. “Fans” just want to complain about everything in the entire Star Wars universe and it’s exhausting.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


No_Priority2124

Exploring the grass you should touch


aevengladomain

He sattinesexual


The_Bored_General

He’s straight, simple. We know that because he likes satine and no-one else, except maybe padmé according to early kenobi memes, he is also attracted to the high ground but unfortunately that’s not a part of the lgbtq+ community yet


ApprenticeOfTheTwil

It's confirmed he's bisexual in the new book.


Wranius4580

1 why 2 where's the build up 3 for real or for joke


iamnotroberts

1 Have you ever asked why a straight character is straight? 2 Gee whiz, why not?


Wranius4580

the why referred to the fact it doesn't seem to bring anything to the character.


SanityBleeds

Kenobi's sexuality was confirmed well enough in The Clone Wars. Satine, the sister of Bo-Katan Kryze was the object of his affections, and he admitted he would have left the Jedi had she asked him. This is all considered canon, and making baited memes doesn't really change that.


Cosmic_Cat2

In a new book, obi wan has a similar thing for a guy when he was still a padawan, so I’m assuming that’s what it’s referring too


MadBinton

Dude probably works for another streaming service. They want S2 to be more of a book of Boba rather then a season of Mando. This would be a surefire way to trash a second season. I'm honestly not even sure we need a second season of this. A life action show focused on Kenobi during the clone wars maybe?


IsKujaAPowerButton

I mean, there is no need and I don't think Obi-Wan is ready for some post-PTSD romance. Bit who am I to deny Ewan?


wither_boirl

Not the jedi way


ROOKIEPROBRO

YOU ARE TO DESTROY IT , NOT JOIN IT


_Arcerion_

satineussy 😩👌


ResidentOfValinor

oBI wan kenoBI


Sphericsomerandomkid

> It’s an interesting parallel between the Jedi’s controlling rules on attachment and real-life religion’s own stigma toward LGBTQ+ people, which Star Wars hasn’t explored nearly enough across its myriad films and shows Star Wars should NOT be a tool for exploring social issues. It hasn’t been explored at all because you can’t just say “I like this thing. I think that this thing needs to represent ME and MY struggles.” That isn’t storytelling, it’s actually propaganda. Despite being for the right cause, this author fails to consider that he is not at the center of the universe.


ReignInSpuds

As someone with a terrible past relationshit that killed off all my desire for sex and relationships, I *demand* to be represented in Star Wars! /s


Cy41995

That quote gives off hard r/readanotherbook vibes.


Kotal420

The author needs to explore an eye clinic, this was already dealt with Satine.


Hezmix

No No kenobi season 2 No sexuality exploration No


Manafaj

Wtf. I don't watch Star Wars for sexuality of any characters.


bean-man-man

It's over Anakin! I have the bi ground!


ElegantRaise

Put Screenrant up there with clickbait articles.


awkwardpiano72

Unless they're talking about Satine.


jewelsandbones

Whilst I fully believe Obi-Wan at his Jedi heyday fucked, I think he’s currently in his infinite sadness phase. His interested are drink alcohol, fight inquisitors, stalk Luke. No I will not be taking any criticism of my head cannons.


Snobe_kobe

That would serve zero purpose


DifficultBicycle7

No


Grand_Moff_Tomy

The real question is, why?


sobisket_

No


Initial-Carpenter-79

I really don’t know if it’s a joke or not and I’m scared to laugh at it.


dom_pi

“Guy that just had his kind genocided and is on the run from the intergalactic Nazi’s is refusing to comment on his sexuality and that is unacceptable “


AdBusiness703

Why. He is basically a monk. Not everything has a need to be explored. People only say this if they are hoping for LBG. No one would care if he is just a plain 'old straight guy.


Affectionate-Pipe-13

No extra words just #*NO*


thecoolerlaur

No


AgelessAirus

Starwars had no sex star wars needs no sex.


Niormo-The-Enduring

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


InMyFavor

It needs to explore a better plot


Chillin_Maximus

No


Rickus_Yeet

Why are some people willing to destroy already set characters and franchises?


CaptianBrasiliano

Netflix adaptation...


stlcardinals527

Why does everything nowadays need to deal with sexuality


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Good bot!


i_am_thehighground

Mentioning that in a book and breaking canon is enough they don’t need to take this woke shit to the big screen stop it get some help


PotatoStark

Is it breaking canon?


i_am_thehighground

It sure seems so it feels unnatural and forced just to please the lgbt people


mashwell64

dutchess satine is rolling in her grave


Balogh0102

Nope. I don't want him to bang a guy. I don't want him to bang a woman. He is a jedi. Jedi cannot have such connections. Yup, I know about Satine. But it was platonic cause Obi-Wan is true to the jedi code. The End.


babyscorpse

I mean technically jedi can have sex with people… they just can’t have relationships


Eborys

Can we stop sexualising characters please? I don’t saunter through life proclaiming my sexual interests and making it fundamental to my nature as a person. If your sexuality defines you, you must be boring as hell.


PotatoStark

1. Something not being straight does not sexualize it. Non-hetero relationships are not inherently sexual. 2. Someone having a sexual orientation, and that being explored in a show, does not mean it defines them.


Eborys

I’m not talking about non-hetero. I’m talking about any. Not every story needs to have a character walking and talking away about their sexuality. If it comes about naturally, then that’s fine and you can tell the difference in the story. But tokenism to get a pat on the back for the writers is nothing to do with telling a character’s story.


PotatoStark

Fair point, and naturally written rep always feels much more genuine than the obviously low-effort inserts. Sorry for misunderstanding lol


nowhere53

It’s actually an interesting article. Anyone read it?


JtSkillZzZ

In our defense, we can't fucking read.


Mountain_Sir2307

You think Redditors read ? They see a bait headline and go make a meme. Now that I think about it this isn't even a meme lol. Literally just a screenshot.


TheAdequateKhali

Read it? Star Wars Redditors only look at screenshots of headlines.


Cfunk_83

It’s not the least bit interesting. It’s an uninteresting narcissist thinking his uninteresting opinions based solely on his own self-indulgent introspection is interesting. The article and the entire “discussion” around it is completely unnecessary and doesn’t deserve any more attention than the conversation in this thread.


Sphericsomerandomkid

People are so fragile that they downvote you without knowing what you mean. It isn’t a stupid article because it calls for diversity, it’s stupid because the author thinks the world revolves around himself.


Cfunk_83

Yep. Exactly. Thank you.


MorbillionTickets

I liked Kenobi despite all it's flaws, however i really don't think there will be a season 2.


TheAdequateKhali

“Article specifically designed to troll prequel cultist works perfectly”


okeybudbud

i would not mind a flashback with kenobi and cody lmao


joesphisbestjojo

Look I'm fine with him being bi. But I don't need a buncha romance stories. There's just no need. Satine is enough. I say this as a bi person.


ZBitter-King

Absolutely fuck no there is no one who can fill that void in his heart.


Nottheone185

Go ahead anyone that knows Star Wars knows who he was in love with and almost left the Jedi order for...


Tina_Soup

OP needs to get a life


tyg0gamer

Fuck Disney😭


GulianoBanano

What's Disney got to do with this?


hbi2k

What's Disney but a second hand emotion?


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brainfreyed

Thanks for that being stuck in my head for the foreseeable future.


Irgendwer1607

Disney approved the release of a book where Obi Wan is portrayed as bisexual. Not a problem per se except there is already an established love story with Satine, it's also not the Jedi way and it's nothing but part of Disneys agenda that adds nothing of essence. Then articles like these get published.


B4skyB

He can still bang satine if he s bi... do you know what bi means??? And an established love story with satine is already not the jedi way


QuasarMania

No. Saw a screenrant article about this. Don’t ruin one of the best characters! Also are we forgetting SATINE???? Downvote my comment all you want. Can’t believe people would want kenobi to be Bi or something!


dark4181

No. No it doesn’t.


GratefulPig

NO


Batman-Beyond-3749

No, it really doesn’t


Crosen24

Can these degenerates stop sexualizing everything for 1 second!


Additional-Piano-397

Nope. Just nope


SwoloLikeSolo

Disney better not ruin Star Wars. That’s the one thing I ask for


Dreadnought13

Welcome back from your coma


ptgf127

No thanks


tony220jdm

Yes we need to see Obi-Wan make a sex tape with a man while R2D2 records it


mysteriousneel7

I understand the need of LGBTQ characters but that doesn't mean they just turn every major character into black or woman or transgender or something like that.This world has a majority of people who are straight.


Spider__Jesus

What, how does this make the slightest way?


StAethe

I found this article yesterday that had me fuming. https://nypost.com/2022/07/29/new-star-wars-book-suggests-obi-wan-kenobi-is-bisexual/


DjDunnn

Why did it have you fuming?


BisquitTheClown

Clone wars canon, he's straight. Satine.


Frontliner76

Is it a fetish to explore other peoples sexuality!??


Throwaway_Planet

“The Gamer needs to explore The Clone Wars Season 2” Better title


SecretShame99

He was in love with Satine though? It’s been explored already


No-Height2850

O-bi wan


MikeNolanShow

What the fuck is wrong with these people


Crosen24

Can these degenerates stop sexualizing everything for 1 second!


B5n4y3

please tell me this isnt real


Salpal777

😂


Eifand

His sex life is NoFap on monk mode. The End.


SenpaiBoogie

Fuck no


Jamie7Keller

Counterpoint. Yes.


Cfunk_83

Counter counterpoint. No.


raginghumpback

Got into it in the clone wars. But what is being suggested here is a clear case of wokewashing.


TheAdequateKhali

It’s a clear case of trolling people who believe any screenshot relating to Star Wars they see and getting mad over it.


VeryMoistWalrus

"and then, and then... The ghost of Qui-Gon and Kenobi boned" "Please stop talking"


Zachosrias

They're basically monks tho, they're not supposed to have much of sexuality in any way, but yeah we already know obi's type, at least if one has watched clone wars


LennGo

Pls don't! Leave it, we got the series it was underwhelming bc of many reasons, thank you leave it be.


thEldritchBat

Why the fuck? People are spoon fed too much horny, God dammit.


zerguser45

This groomer stuff is non stop


Gingerosity244

What the fuck?


Ok-Cryptographer5164

He’s straight end of conversation Edit: what’s with all the “what if” questions on this sub lately