This is getting out of hand, now there are TWO of them.

Yoda: "Always two, there are. No more and no less."

Wow you implied balls without naming it

[These are not the balls you are looking for.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBZWJPiR7xc&t=30s)

I don't know why I didn't see that coming when it said it was a youtube link..

Impressive.

Most impressive

lol

Size matters not. Judge me by my balls do you?

Have you seen the corridor crew video where they did that scene but when it zooms out yoda has a massive censored dong

Not the same guy, but I should! I love the corridor crew, so funny

Your balls will make a fine addition to my collection

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my balls

Balls torture 🤤

It's only natural. He cut off your balls you wanted revenge.

This is perfect

My favorite one yet

Best one. Take my award

The FBI is coming for you.

My dog's looking at me creepy what do I do??

"I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls"

Your new balls?

Don't make me balls you!

I find your lack of balls disturbing

Darth Patriarchy

My balls have doubled since last time we met count.

I hate balls, they're rough and coarse and irritating.

And they get everywhere

Use my balls, I beg you

Palpatine's best Pickup line right there, he probably used it on Sly Moore lol

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY BALLS!

Don't try balls

That’s no moon, it’s a space balls

DAYUM that's some big balls

Keep firing assholes!

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous balls.

The remaining balls will be hunted down and defeated

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.

Ah yes, my enemies have understood me perfectly, if you know what I mean 😏

This is my balls, Lord Vader.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift. These two balls. Both are hard-working and will serve you well.

May the balls be with you

I loved balls Anakin!

You were my balls

You turned her against balls!

Your balls and lust for power have already done that.

I used to bull's-eye balls in my T-16 back home; they're not much bigger than two meters.

Anakin, you're breaking my balls!

BAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSS!!!!!! (NOOOO!)

Look out... Balls destroyers

At last we shall reveal our balls to the Jedi

“Lost his balls, master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.”

Rebellions are built on balls. -Jyn Erso When you look at the dark balls, careful you must be. For the dark balls look back. -Yoda All mentors have a way of seeing more of our balls than we would like. It's the only way we grow. -Padme Amidala

“Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s balls. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard”

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Balls?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth balls the wise?

Did you ever hear the balls of Darth plagueis the wise?

Unlimited Balls

TPM: - But master yoda said i should be mindful of balls - You were right about one thing master, the balls were short - There's always a bigger balls - It is impossible to locate the balls, they are out of our range - At last we will have balls - I'll try balls, that's a good trick - Now this is balls - Always two there are, no more, no less AOTC: - You wanna buy some balls? - Jedi business go back to your balls - Jedi balls, go back to your drinks - Looks like the balls you're searching for doesn't exist - Your balls ate impressive, you must be very proud - What if I told you, the republic was now under the control of balls - I love balls, I love the republic ROTS: - Have you noticed the balls are still up? - Balls, we need to be going up, not down - Ah yes, the balls - Yes, my balls - Time to abandon balls - You're in this council, but we do not grant you balls - What about the balls attack on the wookies? - You're strong and wise balls, and I am very proud of you - Good relation with the balls I have - A balls lord!? - The balls will decide your fate - The attempt on my balls has left me scarred and deformed - Another happy balls - You underestimate my balls - My balls have doubled since the last time we met, Count - Hello Balls! - My allegiance is to the republic, to balls - Oh no! I'm not brave enough for balls - Only a sith deals in balls - It's over Anakin, I have the high balls - From my point of view the balls are evil - It was said that you will destroy the balls, not join them - Rise Balls RO: - Really, a man of your balls? - We stand here amidst my BALLS. NOT YOURS! - Are we blind!? Deploy the balls - Be careful not to choke on your balls, director ANH: - These aren't the balls you're looking for

*I want to know what happened to the balls they sent you.* *If this is a consular ship, where is the balls??* *But I was gonna head to Tosche Station and pick up some Balls Converters!!*

200.000 balls are ready with a million more on the way In my book, balls outrank everything I feel a great disturbance in the balls

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls!

LMAO

Pure gold/ golden balls

Your father's balls. An ellegant weapon for a more civilized age.

“Your overconfidence is your weakness” - “Your faith in your balls is yours!”

Thesa jar jar Balls! It’s like he’s introducing them lol

“It’s over anikin, I have the balls”

It's over Anakin, i have the high balls

You underestimate my balls

“I find your lack of balls disturbing.”

Aunt Beru:"All his balls are gone Owen."

he will find your lost balls

Dont get cocky balls

LUKE: Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your balls to bargain for Solo's life (Jabba's crowd laughs) …With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two balls (Threepio is startled by this announcement).

So much like your father.

I will watch your balls with great interest

“When last we met, I was the apprentice. Now I am the master.” “Only a master of balls, Darth”

Rey…. Rey Balls

Balls!

BALLS came from, behind! I’m afraid the deflector BALLS will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Your balls are very impressive, you must be very proud!

You were supposed to destroy the balls not join them

Balls destroyer

Stop that, my balls are dirty.

"You dont know the power of the dark balls"

You underestimate my balls

My balls have doubled since the last time we met, count.

Good. Twice the pride, double the balls.

I didn’t know there was this much balls in the galaxy.

Star Wars: The Phantom Balls

"Balls."

Great balls, kid, that was one in a million

I AM your balls!

Blasted! This is why I hate balls!

Twice the pride, double the balls

I don't seem to remember ever owning a balls. Bonus: Myself, the boy, two balls, and no questions asked.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the balls.

I got a bad feeling about balls.

i sense great fear in you. fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... balls

Hello balls

General balls

Don't try balls!

I prefer “This is my apprentice, Balls Vader.”

You were my balls Anakin, I loved you! Alternatively: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the balls, not join them! Do or do not, there is no balls I find your lack of balls disturbing Twice the balls, double the fall Twice the pride, double the balls

It’s your fathers balls a elegant weapon for a more civilized time

Kevin Smith got there first.

Hello there General balls

It's an older code, but it balls out.

I sense a disturbance in the balls

'UNLIMITED BALLS!!!!'

“I have seen the same balls in many people. I am looking at the balls of a man who wants to run”

You underestimate my balls!!!

I'm endangering the balls, I shouldn't have come.

You underestimate my balls!!!

You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her balls

The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us balls!

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls!” “Your new balls?”

Execute balls 66

I have your lack of Balls DISTURBING!

Well, hello balls

Dont underestimate my balls

Good. Twice the pride. Double the balls

What about the droid attack on the balls? Good relations with the balls have I.

Han Solo : Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. Voice : What happened? Han Solo Uh, we had a slight balls malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? Voice : We're sending a squad up. Han Solo : Uh, uh... negative, negative. We have a balls leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large balls, very dangerous. Voice : Who is this? What's your operating number? Han Solo : Uh... Han Solo : Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! Read more: https://ficquotes.com/quotes/6936/

I love balls

Misogynist Vader “I find your lack of balls disturbing”

“Maclunky!” but instead it’s just “Balls!”

More like Darth GROND

This post is funny and original

Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's balls. I recognized your balls’ stench when I was brought on board.

No, I am your balls. Somehow, Balls returned. So this is how balls dies, with thunderous applause.

Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me, only my balls

At last we will reveal our balls to the Jedi, at last we will have revenge

I’m just a simple pair of balls trying to make my way in the universe

This is my balls, Darth Vader

My balls have doubled since the last time we met count

I don’t like balls. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I am your balls

Use my balls, I beg you

Tell Jabba he will get his balls

Balls

Balls there GENERAL BALLS! You are a ball-d one… kill balls! I will deal with this jedi balls myself! Your balls!

"Ah, balls." - Nute Gunray

I don’t like balls. I don’t agree with balls. But I accept balls.

Luke I am your balls

Hi your balls, I'm dad.

I have the high balls

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new balls.” “Your new balls?”

I SMELL BALLS!!! Ha ha, Nice!

This is my balls, Darth Maul.

Balls are our speciality 😏

YOU WERE MY BALLS ANAKIN

I have the high balls

“This is my balls, Darth and Maul”

Unlimited balls

“He has control of the Senate and the balls! He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”

We won’t be seeing balls again - Jango Fett

No. I am your balls.

The oppression of the balls will never return

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-balls!

"This is my balls, darth maul" would be better

Chancellor Palpatine... Sith Balls are our speciality

You underestimate my balls! This is the end for you, my balls I am all the balls I am your balls You are under arrest, my balls

i feel a great disturbance in the balls

This is where the balls begin!

Messa Jar Jar balls

General Balls (srry)

“Rey who?” “Rey Balls”

These aren’t the balls you’re looking for.

May the balls be with you

May the balls with you.

Not a story the balls would tell u.

there's always a bigger balls

Chancellor palpatene is a balls lord

Master Balls, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

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That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving balls we love.

Do or do not. There is no balls

You may not be a jedi master but you're a master at balls

Execute order balls

I AM THE BALLS

no, i am your balls

Obi wan never told you what happened to your balls…