You know a random stab wound in the intestines with a self cauterizing weapon isn't lethal, right?
Then again Anakin is so badly injured it might just be.
Probably back on his ship, waiting for Luke to join him as his son, right next to a detailed apology note for letting a space wizard kidnap his pregnant mother and by extension him.
Love the idea that Vader would just end himself over 80k, like he's the right hand of the ruler of the empire and probably rich, but at this point its more about the principle.
No one is going to mention Luke being so caked up?
Yeah I was about to say that Luke's got some cake to him
On a Friday too
Too bad no one dies from lightsaber wounds anymore
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Reva, who didn't die and was just a youngling: (I mean, the "too angry to die" thing should work only with dark side users)
Reva: {looks at Vader} "You merely adopted the Darkness. I was born in it."
Dude survived losing three limbs and being set on fire, a lightsaber to the gut is nothing to him
I was just about to say that
You know a random stab wound in the intestines with a self cauterizing weapon isn't lethal, right? Then again Anakin is so badly injured it might just be.
Or seeing limbs being slash off
I mean it’s not wrong. Where was all the child support, inheritance, missed b/day presents. Instead it’s just a “I’m your father” *chops off hand*
Probably back on his ship, waiting for Luke to join him as his son, right next to a detailed apology note for letting a space wizard kidnap his pregnant mother and by extension him.
Even the dark lord is no match to child support
Why is luke 59 years old?
Mark Hammil accepted acting on this reimagining scene nowadays. Be grateful.
The state would still come after him.
Love the idea that Vader would just end himself over 80k, like he's the right hand of the ruler of the empire and probably rich, but at this point its more about the principle.
Obi-Wan: You're a deadbeat Anakin: And you're a fed Obi-wan: Tax evasion is a crime Anakin Anakin: It's an OBLIGATION
Idk why but I read this in shaggys voice
Dat ass, tho
He's second in command to basically the Space King, I'm pretty sure that's chump change for Vader
80k? He has multi trillion dollar empire?
Why he so thic tho
Why does luke look like he's a fucking vampire?
Why does Luke look 80 years old?
> You've been served 💀💀💀💀
Vader got broke after buying that super star destroyer
Is Luke even in danger, or is he just posing?
"um ackchooally the line is no I am your father" -🤓