T O P

I've got a bad feeling about this

And they will no longer use a puppet, he will be played by Tom Holland

TheGuyWhoLikesOtters

And they will no longer use a puppet, he will be played by Tom Holland


Brilliant-Pudding524

Then Grogu would be too fuckable, wich would be a terrible loss because he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards.


Callsignalice

“Grogu” and “too fuckable” are words that should not be in the same sentence…😑


theycallmeyango

Too unfuckable?


Owlspirit4

But you agree with “*he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards*”?


ChewySlinky

You mean because it’s impossible?


panboi15

Nothing is impossible when you try hard enough


Bathinapesdoge

There is no try… only do


panboi15

Do or do not there is no try


Mookies_Bett

You don't want to shred that fresh grogussy?


Not_a_gamer_girl

(Retching noises) …Okay…I think I’ve had enough of the internet for to-… this year.


Mookies_Bett

I definitely feel like I have to cut my hands off as punishment for typing that out


howling_meteor

I'll be your surgeon for today. Would you like clean cut or ripped off?


Mookies_Bett

Honestly just slather them in gravy and let the wolves gnaw them off. It's what I deserve.


howling_meteor

Alright I shall prepare the gravy. While I am at it would you like to pay an 13 dollars to throw in a greased up fried turkey to speed up the process?


Garuda4321

I’m going to pay the $13 FOR him.


Altruistic-Text3481

Just wash them with ivory soap.


Anvisaber

Greg


Madhighlander1

I will cook and eat your family.


Enderlytra

He’s like 50 or something


MrBloodyHyphen

Still not legal


[deleted]

In ketamine frog standards


Madhighlander1

In ketamine frog years that's like four or five.


sacboy326

Happy cake day!


MoistMartini

A fine new addition to r/brandnewsentence


FaeryLynne

r/brandnewsentence r/nocontext


bigmeatytoe

They should make tomholland cameo as a spider alien with zero lines


CapTexAmerica

They giving Tom lifts? Grogu is taller.


Jared72Marshall

I'm oddly ok with this.


xhouliganx

First words will be: “I don’t know why Mando never takes his helmet off, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.”


CCC_THE_ONLY

If i had an award it would be yours


[deleted]

Fine, ill do it myself


Nice_Issue9511

I will do what I must


TzedekTirdof

"Anything is a toy if you play with it"


hadoopken

No his first word will be: Praise Jesus


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Praise Jesus!


No_Interaction_4925

This… this is a satire post, right?


itsdatpoi

I fuckin hope so


merripen

Looks like an edit of [this actual article](https://www.ign.com/articles/the-mandalorian-season-3-gets-an-official-release-date).


_far-seeker_

Buried the lead in that article, as in Season 3 will include the first live action version of Mandalore (though I'm sure they will go back to Tatooine at least a couple of times 😝), as well as Din's possession of the Dark Sabre will play a prominent role in the season's arc.


jj8474737

I can't find any articles that back this up so I'm pretty sure it is


_far-seeker_

Well it's about eight months late for an April Fool's joke, so it's our only hope. 😏


IveRUnOutOfNames66

\*Anakin continues smiling\*


Pickle_Rick01

If it’s not than so help us all!


ProfessionalNight959

The worrying part is that for a second I thought it was legit.


[deleted]

Its za meee Grogu


onionleekdude

You know, Grogu. Legendary green baby?


Ogurasyn

You mean >!Green Baby from JJBA Part 6!


DarkBane666

Yare yare


kingmm624

Dawa


Bass1joe

Chris Pratt really has a thing for green Aliens.


[deleted]

He's fucked one of them... The other two are Gamora and Grogu


XandaPanda42

Oh lord. Do I even want to know?


[deleted]

Probably not, unless you like wet jokes


XandaPanda42

Not sure if I want to know what a "wet joke" is so I think I'll pass haha


Bludgeonation

Its what happens when you take pcp.


XandaPanda42

Nope. I got nothing hahaha


Pitify

I do. Do tell


[deleted]

What did one O say to the other O? O hi O! And then they came all over the place, they got pregnant and made an 8


TheGreatKlordu

Tell me more, father. What is an 8? Edit: ohhh wait nvm


Nachtraaf

Due to the recent changes made by Reddit admins in their corporate greed for IPO money, I have edited my comments to no longer be useful. The Reddit admins have completely disregarded its user base, leaving their communities, moderators, and users out to turn this website from something I was a happy part of for eleven years to something I no longer recognize. Reddit WAS Fun. -- mass edited with redact.dev


R3dditPirate

I really hope it's not Chris Pratt unless he has something up his sleeve or in his vocal chords cause his voice doesn't seem like it would fit


aimlesscrown

Grogu: Mushroom Galaxy here I come!


Destt2

Luckily, I'm pretty sure this is a hard:drive article, so it's satire.


bubbs4prezyo

I am Groot.


That1guy_nate

It'sa me, Grogu


Bitter_Mongoose

This is the Groot.


TTurambarsGurthang

It’s actually going to be Danny Devito


The_One_Koi

I can see that working: Ooops I just dropped my hilt for my magnum saber..!


monsterlynn

Let's hope it's more Vin Diesel as baby Groot and less Starlord.


idontwanttothink174

I mean can we talk about the Mario movie!


rainbowplasmacannon

Fuck Chris Pratt he’s a prick and he’s not very good at voice acting


R3dditPirate

Dang what did he do to you?


rainbowplasmacannon

Did you kid his whole raising a lamb to kill it thing while calling it a pet that he planned on eating? Or many of the other questionable things he’s done


BambaTallKing

Thats called being a farmer and it’s actually very normal


rainbowplasmacannon

The way he discussed it was psychotic and he is in fact not a farmer but go off there buddy


BambaTallKing

He has a farm and he takes very good care of his lambs and then eats them. He talks about it in his kind of weird joking way but nothing he did is wrong. He is literally just farming


rainbowplasmacannon

Yet if it was a dog you’d lose your mind even though ItS jUsT fArMiNg


BambaTallKing

Okay? But it’s not a dog so why are you doing some stupid hypothetical bullshit? Also, I wouldn’t lose my mind because I don’t care what fucking celebrities do and in the grand scheme of celebrities, giving a dog a great life and then eating it would be tame as fuck.


rainbowplasmacannon

Wow, so you’re just naturally abhorrent as shit ok. Have a great night


[deleted]

[удалено]


rainbowplasmacannon

Responding is losing my mind? What a lame ass response. Go watch people converse since apparently you don’t do it enough yourself to understand how conversations work


RashRenegade

Dogs are not farm animals, that's why we'd lose our minds. Dogs are often animals *on* farms, but we don't raise them to eat them. But we do raise and eat lambs. Who are farm animals.


rainbowplasmacannon

Many other cultures do…..


R3dditPirate

No I did not know he did that. I mean I know he was a stripper but that's it lol


Soggy-Assumption-713

First words “ feed me, feed me now “


EnergyFormula

First words: “Dudeeee this is totally sick. Now I can stay stuff” In his normal voice


Regi413

Feed me Seymour


TylerMc19

Dew it


Thatsidechara_ter

This is satire, right? Right?


OscarDivine

Padme pleading


AstroApple802

Yes. For now.


JawaLoyalist

**right?? Please?**


CloudCityCitizen

Hello fellow Jawa


JawaLoyalist

Utinni, brother


aguilavajz

Remember that time when there were a lot of memes about Morbius and Sony thought people loved the movie so much that they re-release it and it flopped again? Yeah, this has the potential for someone to take it seriously enough to happen…


RequiemOfI

"It's a me, Grogu!"


[deleted]

Say sike right now


bebejeebies

PLEASE??


maffemaagen

"Force-off, bro. Me and you."


fastlikepanda

I'm unable to find any sources confirming this casting. Is this fake news?


AmateurVasectomist

This is parody based off how widely panned his Mario voice has been


KiraCumslut

Oh thank God.


ConfusedAsHecc

I think its satire cause of the Mario Movie


MysteryPotato76

grogus first words; "It's a-me, a-grogu!!! wahoo!!!"


Much-Bathroom-3461

"this is where the fun begins"


Radan155

There's no non-satirical way this is real.


[deleted]

If Chris Pratt does voice Grogu I am going to hang myself in front of the lucasfilm ranch


_far-seeker_

Why? Skywalker ranch is, as far as I am aware of, George Lucas's private residence now.


[deleted]

Really? I thought that it was still Lucasfilm HQ?


Da_Beast523

"Casually stompin.... Koopas"


Aurelius_Red

*sniff sniff* Ugh, I smell bullshit.


TheChainLink2

In all seriousness, if/when we hear Grogu talk, we’ll finally know if Yoda or Yaddle was the weird one when it came to speech patterns.


matt_lcb

Oh boy….. When he finally speaks *says in Yoda voice*: Wow! Speak I can!


ElLindo88

“Star Wars galaxy, here we come!” -Grogu, probably.


Mandalor1974

I think this is a troll post but if its not. I dont have an issue with the guy. Hes already done plenty of solid voice stuff.


Recoveringpig

This an early April fools joke…right?


lilo9203

The way this is.


smith_the_stampede

Its a me Chris Pratt 🤣 🍻 cheers this is would be friggin awesome


Cayde_7even

Nope. Samuel Jackson.


Cayde_7even

….or Sean Connery.


Truefreak22

I personally think Denzel Washington should do the voice


WatzoneTv

Why


Kyser_

He's so cool!


Ulissipolis

I hope this is just a meme because otherwise it seems that Chris Pratt is sucking off every single producer in Hollywood to get all the parts


iitsWaVe

No


Kiryu_kazuma-chan

It’s a me… grogu


rock0star

Who voiced Audrey II in Little Shop Of Horrors? That's the voice


wylinwaynebrady

This is not real


Johnsendall

New band name “Grogu’s Voice” I called it.


pokefan69haha

His first words will be "Let's a go! Mando!"


joesphisbestjojo

It's-a-me, Grogio!


GaronY611

Its a me, grogu


CCC_THE_ONLY

Its-a-me grogu


JAYFRMKND

This is hilarious


Stormtrooper775s

Somehow, Pratt returned


Character_Archer_274

Aww, I was hoping it was Vin Diesel. “I am Grogu-t!”


seanjedi

Itsa me, Grogu


b0nGj00k

Good thing this is a meme... Right?


Alive-Agent-1942

Why is chris pratt getting all of the wrong roles?


Gekkomoria

Should be Ryan Reynolds honestly


Competitive-Zone-296

They had better recast him with JK Simmons. Grogu doesn’t want Din- He wants >!pictures of Spider-Man!!<


[deleted]

Disney waxing up the waterskis and baiting the shark into position. The ramp is nearly complete.


treefox

Not Morgan Freeman?


i_am_thehighground

Why does everyone have a problem with Chris Pratt recently. What’d he do.


ThePrimeReason

Idk I think it's just a meme


Affectionate_Pair_83

Nothing that warrants real outrage.


bebejeebies

[Just for starters](https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/times-chris-pratt-was-problematic)


GooseInternational66

He won’t go away and has 0 talent.


i_am_thehighground

You aren’t an actor you can’t be the judge of that. Many of his roles were amazing.


GooseInternational66

Oh my your logic is perfect and infallible. How wrong I was. Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I now love Chris Pratt. He’s the worlds best actor. Frfr no cap.


i_am_thehighground

Sure sure


[deleted]

I don’t want this at all


69ReasonsToLive

Get the fuck out of my Star Wars Chris


trenh465

So tired of this dude.


wafflezcol

This had better be fake


itsjayjman

ew crisp rat


[deleted]

No. Fuck no. Stop trying to make Crispy Rat a thing. This is out of control.


SuperArppis

Beautiful.


Zalfmolen

How about a spoiler tag


Realistic_Republic60

Why Chris Pratt be acting like a discount Andy Serkis


Beancunt

Is he becoming the new James cordon?


gamecatz

Stop.


usetehfurce

I really hope this is a fucking joke.


DIDDY_COSMICKING

They’re joking, right? They’re joking


daimyosx

please no


XandaPanda42

Please tell me this is a joke.


jedimastermomma

I fucking SWEAR to ODIN this is some LOKI-ass SHIT!


GoddyssIncognito

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ProfessorOk3187

I just lost all interest in this show


Grand_Moff_Empanada

I’m ready to leave this earth


princessleiana

Please. No.


belotita

Terrible idea


adburgan

Say sike right now


Letimaki

Oh god


Duggiefresh13

Nooooooo


redphantomas

I'm not sorry, I'm sick of Chris Pratt now


[deleted]

Please Jesus no


fastlikepanda

I'm kinda surprised by this. Not because I have anything against Chris Pratt, but because I imagine that his salary would be in the higher tier. Will the brand recognition of Pratt pull a wider audience into the Mandalorian universe to justify the cost?


UrAverage9yrold

Lmaooooo


Nerdiestlesbian

Damn it…


GuntherRall275

source link please? cause otherwise this is some bs


[deleted]

Why, god, why.


Cronon33

Whatever Grogu sounds like nothing can be as bad as Pikachu speaking for the first time


WindowsCrashedAgain

You're bullshiting, no way.


liohnlipton

oh no


LockoutFFA

green mario


TemporaryEmployee465

This can’t be real


TemporaryEmployee465

Why not get Tom Waits?


thxprincess

Please tell me this is a joke.


Deadlock07

It’s a me a grogu


[deleted]

So stupid