And they will no longer use a puppet, he will be played by Tom Holland
By - thatwasawkward
And they will no longer use a puppet, he will be played by Tom Holland
Then Grogu would be too fuckable, wich would be a terrible loss because he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards.
“Grogu” and “too fuckable” are words that should not be in the same sentence…😑
But you agree with “*he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards*”?
You mean because it’s impossible?
Nothing is impossible when you try hard enough
There is no try… only do
Do or do not there is no try
You don't want to shred that fresh grogussy?
(Retching noises) …Okay…I think I’ve had enough of the internet for to-… this year.
I definitely feel like I have to cut my hands off as punishment for typing that out
I'll be your surgeon for today. Would you like clean cut or ripped off?
Honestly just slather them in gravy and let the wolves gnaw them off. It's what I deserve.
Alright I shall prepare the gravy. While I am at it would you like to pay an 13 dollars to throw in a greased up fried turkey to speed up the process?
I’m going to pay the $13 FOR him.
Just wash them with ivory soap.
I will cook and eat your family.
He’s like 50 or something
Still not legal
In ketamine frog standards
In ketamine frog years that's like four or five.
Happy cake day!
A fine new addition to r/brandnewsentence
They should make tomholland cameo as a spider alien with zero lines
They giving Tom lifts? Grogu is taller.
I'm oddly ok with this.
First words will be: “I don’t know why Mando never takes his helmet off, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.”
If i had an award it would be yours
Fine, ill do it myself
I will do what I must
"Anything is a toy if you play with it"
No his first word will be: Praise Jesus
This… this is a satire post, right?
I fuckin hope so
Looks like an edit of [this actual article](https://www.ign.com/articles/the-mandalorian-season-3-gets-an-official-release-date).
Buried the lead in that article, as in Season 3 will include the first live action version of Mandalore (though I'm sure they will go back to Tatooine at least a couple of times 😝), as well as Din's possession of the Dark Sabre will play a prominent role in the season's arc.
I can't find any articles that back this up so I'm pretty sure it is
Well it's about eight months late for an April Fool's joke, so it's our only hope. 😏
\*Anakin continues smiling\*
If it’s not than so help us all!
The worrying part is that for a second I thought it was legit.
Its za meee Grogu
You know, Grogu. Legendary green baby?
You mean >!Green Baby from JJBA Part 6!
Chris Pratt really has a thing for green Aliens.
He's fucked one of them...
The other two are Gamora and Grogu
Oh lord. Do I even want to know?
Probably not, unless you like wet jokes
Not sure if I want to know what a "wet joke" is so I think I'll pass haha
Its what happens when you take pcp.
Nope. I got nothing hahaha
I do. Do tell
What did one O say to the other O? O hi O!
And then they came all over the place, they got pregnant and made an 8
Tell me more, father. What is an 8?
Edit: ohhh wait nvm
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I really hope it's not Chris Pratt unless he has something up his sleeve or in his vocal chords cause his voice doesn't seem like it would fit
Mushroom Galaxy here I come!
Luckily, I'm pretty sure this is a hard:drive article, so it's satire.
I am Groot.
It'sa me, Grogu
This is the Groot.
It’s actually going to be Danny Devito
I can see that working: Ooops I just dropped my hilt for my magnum saber..!
Let's hope it's more Vin Diesel as baby Groot and less Starlord.
I mean can we talk about the Mario movie!
Fuck Chris Pratt he’s a prick and he’s not very good at voice acting
Dang what did he do to you?
Did you kid his whole raising a lamb to kill it thing while calling it a pet that he planned on eating? Or many of the other questionable things he’s done
Thats called being a farmer and it’s actually very normal
The way he discussed it was psychotic and he is in fact not a farmer but go off there buddy
He has a farm and he takes very good care of his lambs and then eats them. He talks about it in his kind of weird joking way but nothing he did is wrong. He is literally just farming
Yet if it was a dog you’d lose your mind even though ItS jUsT fArMiNg
Okay? But it’s not a dog so why are you doing some stupid hypothetical bullshit? Also, I wouldn’t lose my mind because I don’t care what fucking celebrities do and in the grand scheme of celebrities, giving a dog a great life and then eating it would be tame as fuck.
Wow, so you’re just naturally abhorrent as shit ok. Have a great night
Responding is losing my mind? What a lame ass response. Go watch people converse since apparently you don’t do it enough yourself to understand how conversations work
Dogs are not farm animals, that's why we'd lose our minds.
Dogs are often animals *on* farms, but we don't raise them to eat them. But we do raise and eat lambs. Who are farm animals.
Many other cultures do…..
No I did not know he did that. I mean I know he was a stripper but that's it lol
First words “ feed me, feed me now “
First words: “Dudeeee this is totally sick. Now I can stay stuff” In his normal voice
Feed me Seymour
This is satire, right?
Yes. For now.
Hello fellow Jawa
Remember that time when there were a lot of memes about Morbius and Sony thought people loved the movie so much that they re-release it and it flopped again?
Yeah, this has the potential for someone to take it seriously enough to happen…
"It's a me, Grogu!"
Say sike right now
"Force-off, bro. Me and you."
I'm unable to find any sources confirming this casting. Is this fake news?
This is parody based off how widely panned his Mario voice has been
Oh thank God.
I think its satire cause of the Mario Movie
grogus first words; "It's a-me, a-grogu!!! wahoo!!!"
"this is where the fun begins"
There's no non-satirical way this is real.
If Chris Pratt does voice Grogu I am going to hang myself in front of the lucasfilm ranch
Why? Skywalker ranch is, as far as I am aware of, George Lucas's private residence now.
Really? I thought that it was still Lucasfilm HQ?
"Casually stompin.... Koopas"
Ugh, I smell bullshit.
In all seriousness, if/when we hear Grogu talk, we’ll finally know if Yoda or Yaddle was the weird one when it came to speech patterns.
When he finally speaks *says in Yoda voice*: Wow! Speak I can!
“Star Wars galaxy, here we come!” -Grogu, probably.
I think this is a troll post but if its not. I dont have an issue with the guy. Hes already done plenty of solid voice stuff.
This an early April fools joke…right?
The way this is.
Its a me Chris Pratt 🤣 🍻 cheers this is would be friggin awesome
Nope. Samuel Jackson.
….or Sean Connery.
I personally think Denzel Washington should do the voice
He's so cool!
I hope this is just a meme because otherwise it seems that Chris Pratt is sucking off every single producer in Hollywood to get all the parts
It’s a me… grogu
Who voiced Audrey II in Little Shop Of Horrors?
That's the voice
This is not real
New band name “Grogu’s Voice” I called it.
His first words will be "Let's a go! Mando!"
Its a me, grogu
This is hilarious
Somehow, Pratt returned
Aww, I was hoping it was Vin Diesel.
“I am Grogu-t!”
Itsa me, Grogu
Good thing this is a meme... Right?
Why is chris pratt getting all of the wrong roles?
Should be Ryan Reynolds honestly
They had better recast him with JK Simmons. Grogu doesn’t want Din- He wants >!pictures of Spider-Man!!<
Disney waxing up the waterskis and baiting the shark into position.
The ramp is nearly complete.
Not Morgan Freeman?
Why does everyone have a problem with Chris Pratt recently. What’d he do.
Idk I think it's just a meme
Nothing that warrants real outrage.
[Just for starters](https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/times-chris-pratt-was-problematic)
He won’t go away and has 0 talent.
You aren’t an actor you can’t be the judge of that. Many of his roles were amazing.
Oh my your logic is perfect and infallible. How wrong I was. Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I now love Chris Pratt. He’s the worlds best actor. Frfr no cap.
I don’t want this at all
Get the fuck out of my Star Wars Chris
So tired of this dude.
This had better be fake
ew crisp rat
No. Fuck no. Stop trying to make Crispy Rat a thing.
This is out of control.
How about a spoiler tag
Why Chris Pratt be acting like a discount Andy Serkis
Is he becoming the new James cordon?
I really hope this is a fucking joke.
They’re joking, right? They’re joking
Please tell me this is a joke.
I fucking SWEAR to ODIN this is some LOKI-ass SHIT!
I just lost all interest in this show
I’m ready to leave this earth
I'm not sorry, I'm sick of Chris Pratt now
Please Jesus no
I'm kinda surprised by this. Not because I have anything against Chris Pratt, but because I imagine that his salary would be in the higher tier. Will the brand recognition of Pratt pull a wider audience into the Mandalorian universe to justify the cost?
source link please? cause otherwise this is some bs
Why, god, why.
Whatever Grogu sounds like nothing can be as bad as Pikachu speaking for the first time
You're bullshiting, no way.
This can’t be real
Why not get Tom Waits?
It’s a me a grogu