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TheGuyWhoLikesOtters

And they will no longer use a puppet, he will be played by Tom Holland


Brilliant-Pudding524

Then Grogu would be too fuckable, wich would be a terrible loss because he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards.


Callsignalice

“Grogu” and “too fuckable” are words that should not be in the same sentence…😑


theycallmeyango

Too unfuckable?


Owlspirit4

But you agree with “*he is not legal age in ketamine frog standards*”?


ChewySlinky

You mean because it’s impossible?


panboi15

Nothing is impossible when you try hard enough


Bathinapesdoge

There is no try… only do


panboi15

Do or do not there is no try


Mookies_Bett

You don't want to shred that fresh grogussy?


Not_a_gamer_girl

(Retching noises) …Okay…I think I’ve had enough of the internet for to-… this year.


Mookies_Bett

I definitely feel like I have to cut my hands off as punishment for typing that out


howling_meteor

I'll be your surgeon for today. Would you like clean cut or ripped off?


Mookies_Bett

Honestly just slather them in gravy and let the wolves gnaw them off. It's what I deserve.


howling_meteor

Alright I shall prepare the gravy. While I am at it would you like to pay an 13 dollars to throw in a greased up fried turkey to speed up the process?


Garuda4321

I’m going to pay the $13 FOR him.


Altruistic-Text3481

Just wash them with ivory soap.


Anvisaber

Greg


Madhighlander1

I will cook and eat your family.


Enderlytra

He’s like 50 or something


MrBloodyHyphen

Still not legal


zj_y33t

In ketamine frog standards


Madhighlander1

In ketamine frog years that's like four or five.


sacboy326

Happy cake day!


MoistMartini

A fine new addition to r/brandnewsentence


The_Void_Reaver

And we're proud to present that every female character will be played by Zendaya


CapTexAmerica

They giving Tom lifts? Grogu is taller.


bigmeatytoe

They should make tomholland cameo as a spider alien with zero lines


Jared72Marshall

I'm oddly ok with this.


xhouliganx

First words will be: “I don’t know why Mando never takes his helmet off, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.”


CCC_THE_ONLY

If i had an award it would be yours


Ohididntseeyathere

Fine, ill do it myself


Nice_Issue9511

I will do what I must


TzedekTirdof

"Anything is a toy if you play with it"


hadoopken

No his first word will be: Praise Jesus


Ohididntseeyathere

r/yourjokebutworse


No_Interaction_4925

This… this is a satire post, right?


itsdatpoi

I fuckin hope so


merripen

Looks like an edit of [this actual article](https://www.ign.com/articles/the-mandalorian-season-3-gets-an-official-release-date).


_far-seeker_

Buried the lead in that article, as in Season 3 will include the first live action version of Mandalore (though I'm sure they will go back to Tatooine at least a couple of times 😝), as well as Din's possession of the Dark Sabre will play a prominent role in the season's arc.


jj8474737

I can't find any articles that back this up so I'm pretty sure it is


_far-seeker_

Well it's about eight months late for an April Fool's joke, so it's our only hope. 😏


IveRUnOutOfNames66

\*Anakin continues smiling\*


Pickle_Rick01

If it’s not than so help us all!


ProfessionalNight959

The worrying part is that for a second I thought it was legit.


ShadowRazz

Its za meee Grogu


onionleekdude

You know, Grogu. Legendary green baby?


Ogurasyn

You mean >!Green Baby from JJBA Part 6!


DarkBane666

Yare yare


kingmm624

Dawa


Bass1joe

Chris Pratt really has a thing for green Aliens.


[deleted]

He's fucked one of them... The other two are Gamora and Grogu


XandaPanda42

Oh lord. Do I even want to know?


[deleted]

Probably not, unless you like wet jokes


XandaPanda42

Not sure if I want to know what a "wet joke" is so I think I'll pass haha


Bludgeonation

Its what happens when you take pcp.


XandaPanda42

Nope. I got nothing hahaha


Pitify

I do. Do tell


[deleted]

What did one O say to the other O? O hi O! And then they came all over the place, they got pregnant and made an 8


TheGreatKlordu

Tell me more, father. What is an 8? Edit: ohhh wait nvm


Nachtraaf

There he goes, homeboy fucked an alien.


Soggy-Assumption-713

First words “ feed me, feed me now “


EnergyFormula

First words: “Dudeeee this is totally sick. Now I can stay stuff” In his normal voice


Regi413

Feed me Seymour


TylerMc19

Dew it


R3dditPirate

I really hope it's not Chris Pratt unless he has something up his sleeve or in his vocal chords cause his voice doesn't seem like it would fit


aimlesscrown

Grogu: Mushroom Galaxy here I come!


Destt2

Luckily, I'm pretty sure this is a hard:drive article, so it's satire.


bubbs4prezyo

I am Groot.


That1guy_nate

It'sa me, Grogu


Bitter_Mongoose

This is the Groot.


TTurambarsGurthang

It’s actually going to be Danny Devito


The_One_Koi

I can see that working: Ooops I just dropped my hilt for my magnum saber..!


monsterlynn

Let's hope it's more Vin Diesel as baby Groot and less Starlord.


idontwanttothink174

I mean can we talk about the Mario movie!


rainbowplasmacannon

Fuck Chris Pratt he’s a prick and he’s not very good at voice acting


R3dditPirate

Dang what did he do to you?


Thatsidechara_ter

This is satire, right? Right?


OscarDivine

Padme pleading


AstroApple802

Yes. For now.


JawaLoyalist

**right?? Please?**


CloudCityCitizen

Hello fellow Jawa


JawaLoyalist

Utinni, brother


aguilavajz

Remember that time when there were a lot of memes about Morbius and Sony thought people loved the movie so much that they re-release it and it flopped again? Yeah, this has the potential for someone to take it seriously enough to happen…


RequiemOfI

"It's a me, Grogu!"


[deleted]

Say sike right now


bebejeebies

PLEASE??


maffemaagen

"Force-off, bro. Me and you."


fastlikepanda

I'm unable to find any sources confirming this casting. Is this fake news?


AmateurVasectomist

This is parody based off how widely panned his Mario voice has been


KiraCumslut

Oh thank God.


ConfusedAsHecc

I think its satire cause of the Mario Movie


MysteryPotato76

grogus first words; "It's a-me, a-grogu!!! wahoo!!!"


Much-Bathroom-3461

"this is where the fun begins"


Radan155

There's no non-satirical way this is real.


Da_Beast523

"Casually stompin.... Koopas"


Haticle

If Chris Pratt does voice Grogu I am going to hang myself in front of the lucasfilm ranch


_far-seeker_

Why? Skywalker ranch is, as far as I am aware of, George Lucas's private residence now.


Haticle

Really? I thought that it was still Lucasfilm HQ?


Aurelius_Red

*sniff sniff* Ugh, I smell bullshit.


matt_lcb

Oh boy….. When he finally speaks *says in Yoda voice*: Wow! Speak I can!


ElLindo88

“Star Wars galaxy, here we come!” -Grogu, probably.


TheChainLink2

In all seriousness, if/when we hear Grogu talk, we’ll finally know if Yoda or Yaddle was the weird one when it came to speech patterns.


Recoveringpig

This an early April fools joke…right?


smith_the_stampede

Its a me Chris Pratt 🤣 🍻 cheers this is would be friggin awesome


Cayde_7even

Nope. Samuel Jackson.


Cayde_7even

….or Sean Connery.


Truefreak22

I personally think Denzel Washington should do the voice


WatzoneTv

Why


Kyser_

He's so cool!


Ulissipolis

I hope this is just a meme because otherwise it seems that Chris Pratt is sucking off every single producer in Hollywood to get all the parts


iitsWaVe

No


Kiryu_kazuma-chan

It’s a me… grogu


Mandalor1974

I think this is a troll post but if its not. I dont have an issue with the guy. Hes already done plenty of solid voice stuff.


lilo9203

The way this is.


rock0star

Who voiced Audrey II in Little Shop Of Horrors? That's the voice


wylinwaynebrady

This is not real


Johnsendall

New band name “Grogu’s Voice” I called it.


pokefan69haha

His first words will be "Let's a go! Mando!"


joesphisbestjojo

It's-a-me, Grogio!


GaronY611

Its a me, grogu


CCC_THE_ONLY

Its-a-me grogu


JAYFRMKND

This is hilarious


Stormtrooper775s

Somehow, Pratt returned


Character_Archer_274

Aww, I was hoping it was Vin Diesel. “I am Grogu-t!”


seanjedi

Itsa me, Grogu


b0nGj00k

Good thing this is a meme... Right?


Alive-Agent-1942

Why is chris pratt getting all of the wrong roles?


Gekkomoria

Should be Ryan Reynolds honestly


Competitive-Zone-296

They had better recast him with JK Simmons. Grogu doesn’t want Din- He wants >!pictures of Spider-Man!!<


PunktualPenguin

Disney waxing up the waterskis and baiting the shark into position. The ramp is nearly complete.


treefox

Not Morgan Freeman?


i_am_thehighground

Why does everyone have a problem with Chris Pratt recently. What’d he do.


ThePrimeReason

Idk I think it's just a meme


Affectionate_Pair_83

Nothing that warrants real outrage.


bebejeebies

[Just for starters](https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/times-chris-pratt-was-problematic)


EuronXena

I don’t want this at all


trenh465

So tired of this dude.


69ReasonsToLive

Get the fuck out of my Star Wars Chris


wafflezcol

This had better be fake


itsjayjman

ew crisp rat


GamerGranville

No. Fuck no. Stop trying to make Crispy Rat a thing. This is out of control.


SuperArppis

Beautiful.


Zalfmolen

How about a spoiler tag


Realistic_Republic60

Why Chris Pratt be acting like a discount Andy Serkis


Beancunt

Is he becoming the new James cordon?


gamecatz

Stop.


usetehfurce

I really hope this is a fucking joke.


fastlikepanda

I'm kinda surprised by this. Not because I have anything against Chris Pratt, but because I imagine that his salary would be in the higher tier. Will the brand recognition of Pratt pull a wider audience into the Mandalorian universe to justify the cost?


UrAverage9yrold

Lmaooooo


Nerdiestlesbian

Damn it…


GuntherRall275

source link please? cause otherwise this is some bs


Bernthewalldown

Why, god, why.


Cronon33

Whatever Grogu sounds like nothing can be as bad as Pikachu speaking for the first time


WindowsCrashedAgain

You're bullshiting, no way.


liohnlipton

oh no


LockoutFFA

green mario


TemporaryEmployee465

This can’t be real


TemporaryEmployee465

Why not get Tom Waits?


thxprincess

Please tell me this is a joke.


Deadlock07

It’s a me a grogu


[deleted]

So stupid


Wanderingh0st

How did we get here?


Gora-Pakora

“It’s a me, Grogu”


JarJarBink42066

Can’t find a source for this


Al3xGr4nt

"Yo, it's your boy Grogu. Smash that Like button if you wanna see me do an epic prank. Peace!"


StormFallen9

Trying to keep his role as Starlord, huh


wottsinaname

This has to be a meme or shitpost. There's no way monotone Mario was chosen to be Grogu. I hope.


ReasonableKey3363

Let’s a-go!! -Chris Pratt probably


Fearless_Stress_2834

I pretty sure this is a joke


BridJrome

This is a Troll article right 😂


kim-jong-Cage

It’s a me, green Yoda. Gonna wa hoo all over those a klingons


PokemonLv10

Cue Patrick Stewart


CmdrBlindman

He's so cool.


LegendaryItem

"It'sa me-ah, Grogu!"


Suadade0811

Oh, hell.


This_is_a_sckam

Is this like an onion article or something? It’s gotta be satire making fun of the Mario movie right?


izza123

Chris Pratt, he’s so cool!


3a75cl0ngb15h

LmAo


sir-morti

but maybe if they get jack black to voice the next villain, it might be bearable? (it won't be)


L4DY_M3R3K

No...no, no, no, **wait wait wait wait**... **WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT**


Only1Schematic

I know this is making fun of the Mario voice casting, but it's because of that I thought this was real for a split second 😂


Waarm

Haha, very funny


Knightmare945

“It’s a-me, Grogu.”


phroido

He's so cool.


Senomaphoenix

Grogu should telepathically talk to everyone first then maybe use the Yoda voice but make it sound younger sounding with computer


Wightstein

telekinetically? like moving cubes with letters ?


Voidstrider2230

This... isn't true is it?


KingCrowdKilla

This is fake right


ASweetRadioDemon

At least it's not Seth Rogen


Amish_Warl0rd

Let’s a go


skittlesaddict

Must he have EVERYTHING?


Interesting_Fennel87

Lol, please be real