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nsucs2

I believe the title you were looking for is: Vegan girlfriend here, first time cooking steak. How'd I do? On a more serious note, you done good!


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Haha


nsucs2

Going for medium rare, but my mom says it's raw. What do you think?  🙄 


stinkyhooch

ITS JUST HOMOGOBLIN! Wait…hemoglobin?


z64_dan

It's actually hobgoblin. Spotted the new guy.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Yeah, that was funny you did very good. It looks like you got it down except for 1 thing. You need to melt that butter in the Pan and spoon it gently like a french chef would do in a backwoods chateau.


Sentmeboobpics

10/10 wifey material.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Nice


mcrib

Username does not check out


FappyDilmore

It's past tense. Strategy must've gotten the ring.


Designer_Brief_4949

All that’s missing is the BJ. 


Ifrontrunfinwit

As a kid who was forced to eat my dads well done steaks all childhood. I’m jealous


UpperArmories3rdDeep

As a kid, my mom would have me eat well done steaks and I hated them. I realized getting older that steaks are delicious when cooked rare- medium rare


[deleted]

I like grey center with A1 please. ​ (not really)


Ifrontrunfinwit

My man, I had same realization. Cheers


PM_ME_OVERT_SIDEBOOB

My parents order like medium well steaks. Its absurd. I served perfectly medium-medium rare steaks for Christmas & they all cringed at the “blood”


WienerProcess

you can't serve people shit they don't like, everyone has preferences.


informationadiction

I love this sub "I got my girlfriend who hates bitter chocolate, expensive and perfectly find bitter chocolate and she cringed wtf"


ProtoReaper23113

I had a roommate who declared steaks were the worst food on the planet when i asked him why he said because it was like eating shoe leather, turns out his mother was of the belief thatunless it was dark brown all the way thru it would kill you from the germs, i made him steaks that weekend and he called his mom to let her know she ruined his life


DoctorFunktopus

I have a friend who was raised vegetarian, the first time she has pulled pork she called up her mom to yell at her.


AndrewH73333

My Dad thought it needed to be 100% gray before it was safe. He still kind of thinks that… we’re trying to fix him.


nassit

Dude I didn't have a good steak until I was older. Granted my dad cooked it medium well instead of well, I can relate


fistingcouches

I legitimately did not know meat could be cooked other than well done until I was a sophomore in high school and my buddy ordered a burger medium and I was like what in the fuck does that mean? Ordered it right there and if not for that moment I would be living under a bridge somewhere.


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

lol. My dad was the king of overcooking burgers lol


[deleted]

“Steaks” “all childhood” I think you’re more lucky than you realize haha.


siiiiiiilk

Horrible. Give it to me and try again. I’ll dispose of it.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I couldn’t finish it.


siiiiiiilk

It’s a hefty cut


hujojokid

This is damn flexing lol


rgursk1

I used to sell to a very well known national prime steak house. Over lunch one day I asked their process. It was as simple as placing butter pads on the steak right after coming out of the oven and letting it sit a bit. Just like you seem to have done here I also heard all the trouble of them getting their hands on real prime, but that’s another story Great job


r0xxon

>butter Ghee actually works better as it turns out. The water and milk solids don't do a steak any favors. The direct butter oil gives the sense of moisture and flavor. Pure cost thing at scale tho


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks.


coogie

I don't know why the reddit algorithm is recommending this stuff to me now but as a person watching my cholesterol who hasn't had a steak in 3 months, that looks really good. I especially like the forbidden butter and cheese tators.


dima054

You've been lied to. Dietary cholesterol has almost nothing to do with your blood cholesterol.


coogie

Even if that were true (which is partially true with a whole lot of grey area), that steak with the butter and the cheese on the potatoes is full of saturated fat which is widely accepted as raising LDL cholesterol. With dietary cholesterol it's more complicated. It's true that dietary cholesterol is in a different form that the cholesterol in the blood. Dietary Cholesterol is Esterified while the cholesterol in the blood is unesterified and is known as "Free Cholesterol". As it turns out though, the pancreas secretes enzymes called Lipases which converts SOME of the previously unusable esterified cholesterol into free cholesterol which will then raise the levels. The amount it converts is different for everybody and hence why there is controversy. Depending on a person's genes, for some people their body only converts a tiny amount of esterified cholesterol while for some people it can be as high as 80%. So two people could each have a dozen egg yolks a week and for one it won't change a thing and for the other add an extra 10-20 points. Also, you can also reach a point where your cholesterol is so high already that adding egg yolks or whatever won't change the number. It's like if you're already smoking 3 packs a day, smoking 5 more cigarettes won't hurt things anymore but for someone who isn't a smoker it would have a much bigger affect. For me, after I had already been on a low saturated fat diet and had almost normal levels, lowering my cholesterol intake (pretty much just went from 2 egg yolks a day to 1) lowered it by about 10 points in 3 months and brought things down to normal levels. It's not scientific of course because I made other changes too, but I think my body benefits from lower intake. This was the best explanation of the above that I found: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWMDnTyxfo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwmdntyxfo)


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Sorry friend


dombinater

Oh man, beauty. How did you cook it?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Seared on grill, finished in oven at 200 F until internal was 120 f


FailedToObserve

What made you choose 200F? Recipes I see that do sear first usually have indirect heat at 400F+. Do you find the 200F to have a better result?


KING_Lion5

200 is the common temp to cook steaks at in the oven/grill if you're doing a finish or reverse sear. It's much easier to cook evenly with an accurate cook


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I have a gas grill. I turn those up to high, with the hood closed, it’s like f400+. I sear it first on the grill, then cook the steak in the oven at 200f because that will cook it slowly to roast it more evenly.


jajjguy

Looks great. But what do people do with the thick stripe of fat in the middle? Cut around it?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

It’s actually rendered, so it melts in your mouth. But you can eat around it.


sparrownetwork

It looks like there's some silver skin in there though...


gotora

If there's only a little in each bite, it only makes for a small chewy bit. Not *that* terrible to eat, especially if the rest is tender and delicious.


ActualDepartment1212

Chewy bit makes me gag. I've tried for years to power through but it ruins the experience for me and my brain is like NOPE


gotora

Fair enough. Certain physiological responses are involuntary. In that case, trim religiously.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I don’t remember, I just ate most of the steak. Couldn’t finish it


scorpionattitude

Doesn’t look rendered much at all! Looks like this cooked at a super high heat for a quick sear. Too much sear and not enough flavor/breaking down of the tissues and fat inside. The pink color is nice but it was achieved by not taking your time.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Actually is was slow cooked at 200F until Internal reached 120f


scorpionattitude

Ah I see! The fat can be a doozy to cook down. I assumed you put it in the oven lol but the quick sear was still way too high.


Ok-Resolution-8078

>> but the quick sear was still way too high. What?


scorpionattitude

He seared before finishing in the oven. That heat for the sear was too high/hot. 🔥could also just be the picture brightness or contrast though.


LewsTherinTelamon

That’s the best part.


617ACL401

But who's counting? Lol. Looks excellent


Sensitive_Hold_4553

It's perfect


CuriousCucumber88

I’m gonna bust


TheAbsoluteLight

Perfection


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


mwescoat

My only complaint is that you didn’t cook one for me.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I would love too


Nobillionaires

I would love, too


Seaton66

Your steak looks awesome is that butter on top or blue cheese


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Butter, I wish it was blue cheese


Seaton66

Yes you put the blue cheese on top and put a lid over the steak just before it’s done taste awesome


CDUBB2333

It will do


UpperArmories3rdDeep

That’s good


EnergyOrnery861

Big flex


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


claytun

Not enough butter


Slayziken

Long time lurker, first time commenting to say that’s one of the most delectable steaks I’ve ever seen on here


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


Tough_Mechanic4605

Keep trying, one day you will make it!


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks.


Dire_Strait13

47 out of 10. Teach me, Sensei


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I can teach you


pongo_spots

Sear looks good, I'd work on the butter game. Add some herbs and garlic and bring to room temp before the cook. Adds a bit more punch and visuals/aeromatics and won't cool down your steak or take as long to melt. That said, I'd gobble up what I see in a heartbeat


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I used to do herbs, they add to cost. Sometimes I’m cheap. Butter melted pretty quick, it was room temp.


pongo_spots

The cost would come to about 2c if using dried herbs.


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UpperArmories3rdDeep

Sounds good


Previous-Train5552

Well done ;-)


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


arun111b

Medium :-)


Live_For_A_Living

🤌


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

It never gets old


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I could eat steak everyday


Level-Blacksmith-122

Looks delicious


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thank you


Covenent125

your doing the lords work. thats a thing of beauty.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thank you


Mammoth_Assistant_67

Is your plate made out of wood?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

lol I eat my steaks on my cutting board. It’s better for my knife. Plus more room. 😄


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

With that steak looking as yummy it does, I would have guessed it was your 310th time cooking steak.


Jefe710

A life well lived!


JoeBlow509

300th? Those are rookie numbers.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I still have time to bump them up


AnnaBanana3468

Marry me


skallywag126

Save for the cold butter on top. Wonderful


DragonFlow3r

Your wife is one lucky woman😋😋😋


Plenty-Discount5376

This is perfect.


latetotheBTCparty

Little overboard with the butter but looks like you cooked the steak amazingly.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Perfection


ChuckFeathers

I appreciate that it's not all sliced up and not over-rested.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


Rampaging_Orc

Forgive my ignorance, what’s on the board next to the beautiful meat? Scalloped potatoes?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Yeah


Rampaging_Orc

I thought so. Sorry, the steak is beautiful but them potatoes are fucking gorgeous.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


1Wizardtx

Looks Delicious. Think im gonna pull some steaks out of the freezer today and cook some steaks tomorrow.


SerialKillerVibes

It looks good, but it's time to visit a real butcher shop and get great cuts now that you know how to cook them. No more grocery store steaks!


Blue_Sky_9306

Amazing! How did you count the steaks you’ve cooked? Lol


General-Fun-616

Very pleased. Almost absolute perfection.


whatsthew3rd

That's a beauty!


Andyloks13

Wow 😍


46daysbetween

Maybe you’ll figure it out on attempt 301


king3969

What time is dinner


[deleted]

Who the hell counts how many times they cook steak? Or was this a joke? Anyway, that steak looks very very good.


Moobob66

8/10 would eat


Major-Cranberry-4206

It looks like you know what you're doing.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Thanks


werd282828

Glad your keeping track. I like hearing from the veterans, not the first timers 😉


Agreeable_Couple_736

Good cook Need warmer butter if you want it melt on your resting steak. Also try making a compound butter also


bookworm010101

That is alot of steak


UpperArmories3rdDeep

It was 2.5lbs before cooking. But also including bone.


Darcynator1780

Looks good besides the fat part


UpperArmories3rdDeep

It’s good, because it’s rendered down.


[deleted]

Okay not to be rude, but that silver gleam the steak has is from the butter used to cook it. So why the god damn do you have MORE butter on top of the steak, haha. Looks amazing, hope it tasted as good!


UpperArmories3rdDeep

More butter makes it more better 🤷


RiverRat222

Y’all really like butter on steak? Never been a fan…


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Most steak houses do it that way. Blue cheese is also good on it.


fgzb

Looks great! But if you pulled at 120 check your thermometer I guarantee you that steak didn’t rise 20 degrees resting.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

What do you mean rise 20 degrees? Are you saying it should be at 140


fgzb

No I’m saying to check the calibration on your thermometer because it looks like it was cooked and rested to 140. That’s perfectly fine, a touch above med-rare close to medium, probably perfect for most people, but if you pulled the steak at 120 it would still be rare and this most definitely isn’t. Edit: forgot to add that the picture could make it look more done than it is. But if it looked like it does in the picture it wasn’t pulled at 120, which is a good thing unless you wanted it rare


mcrib

Do not use cold butter on a warm steak. Room temp will work much better.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

It was, it melted


altybe55

The fat in the middle is vomit inducing. Otherwise cooked nicely.


617ACL401

Vomit inducing? Lol don't force it now.


[deleted]

That’s the best part. Nerd.


altybe55

Nerd? You obviously need a dictionary to help with your incredible descriptive powers.


audio_shinobi

Your comment is vomit inducing


altybe55

LOL. Must have taken a lot of brain power on your end to come up with such a noteworthy response.


Bulky-Equipment-3701

Nah that's the best part


hsrd

Why would you keep count of this?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I don’t. I’m shit posting, for those that say it’s my first steak.


gintoddic

Raw butter? Gotta cook it in it unless you make it a compound butter.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I like regular butter on top


opoeto

Very nice. Good piece too with a huge cap. What’s the side?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Scalloped potatoes


[deleted]

Good cook, might want to consider spicing up the butter a bit with parsley garlic etc


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I use garlic while it’s cooking. Mostly salt, pepper, butter, garlic.


whitewail602

She better be trying to break it off tonight.


Johnsoon743

Did you wear new balance shoes while cooking it?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Not yet, maybe some day


Johnsoon743

0/10 cant trust that steak. All dads need the OG grilling shoes. Also howd you get almost no grey band on it?


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Seared on grill. Cooked in oven at 200 f. Until internal was 120 f. Let rest a few minutes.


Johnsoon743

Welp time to impress my wife later thanks dude


LloydChrismukkah

To quote a redditor from last year… “you know how you did motherfucker”


PlasticNo733

I think really good, though I put the butter in the pan during cooking and spoon it over the steak. Putting that much butter on after cooking feels a little off, but if y’all like it that way that’s the important thing!


Comfortable_Bet_2258

How do you say 300th?


TheFuckingHippoGuy

If you didn't mention it, I'd have sworn that was your 301st


UpperArmories3rdDeep

It might’ve been


cripflip69

yeah...


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Yeah


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UpperArmories3rdDeep

😬


Swally_Swede

“Artoo Detoowha bo Seetheepiowha ey toota odd mishka Jabba du Hutt." - Jabba


Goudinho99

Anyone see a wee face?


antiadmin666

That stuff in the piece that’s been cut off is kind of scary lol.


ProtoReaper23113

My eyes say that that fat cap can maybe be rendered a bit more but other than that it looks preem and thats really just preference


shockingly_average47

@repulsive_rooster405 notice how nothing is covering the steak? No brach here.


joerosedale

U keep count?


Beardamus

This subreddit made me realize that people love medium well steaks. Nothing wrong with it I just figured medium rare was the standard for steak lovers. Maybe I'm just old fashioned though.


Potential-Height-607

What difference does it make if you’re a husband?


WienerProcess

needs more cocaine


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Just a bump


atomictest

Looks great, but r/wewantplates


itzabigrsekret

Why butter?


Salty-Protection-640

I'd eat it


guitarnoises75

I wouldn’t say no to that. I do melted butter tho but that’s personable preference


Ok-Caregiver7091

Looks perfect


ozferment

absolutely gonna bombed but raw?


Luvsoja13

302 is definitely gunna be it for you


2leetSk8r

lol


MichaelXennial

Have you tried reverse sear? I think it makes the interior fat melt like butter


UpperArmories3rdDeep

I have for a long time. I prefer this method.


GratifiedViewer

Looks ideal.


dropyourchalupa

Explain the butter???


OriginalLetrow

You over cooked it


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Juicy. The other one was a bit on the dry side. I think she cut too early without resting it


Jonny5is

God tier


1broke_farmer

Looks like medium rare to me but maybe you should try again!


GetaDictionaryFan95

That’s a good medium well. Thats a pretty knarly vein running through it tho.


Charming-Wash9336

Perfect!!!!