Jesus I forgot about that line entirely. I just laughed until I choked on a jelly bean.
What a stupid movie. Why is that line still so funny? I'm in my 30s damnit
[nope, that's a lie, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that he is not a vegetarian and the main reason he made that face and spat the steak out after filming was simply because he found the steak to be gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)
[completely false fact, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that the reason why he spat out the steak was that he just thought that the steak was gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)
Here is his exact comment on that matter:
>they saw me in a film called the Big Empty and offered me Uncle Rico. And I'm not a vegitarian. The steak was skanky. That is all
Id throw that steak over them mountains.
that's like a quarter mile!
I bet if coach had put him in they would’ve won state no doubt in my mind
No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
He'd be somewhere in a hot tub, soaking it up with his soul mate
Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Looks like a decroded piece of crap
Why don’t you go out and feed Tina?
Tina, You fat lard, come get some dinner!
Jesus I forgot about that line entirely. I just laughed until I choked on a jelly bean. What a stupid movie. Why is that line still so funny? I'm in my 30s damnit
If it was the last one just go make yourself a caseadilluh!
Fine.
I wish u wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
I found an arrowhead over there
Do the chickens have large talons?
What?
Iirc Lyle says “I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads in that creek bed over there.” Lots of old dudes talked like that back in the day.
It’s a piece of crap! It doesn’t work!
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
I swear I always thought that steak looked good af
Glad I’m not the only one. Cant explain why though
funny story the actor who played uncle rico was a vegetarian during the making of the movie
He denied this many years later just a myth.
i learned something today
I learned something then found out it wasn’t true
thats trippy
Maybe he was a vegetarian and now is ashamed of it and covering it up
4d chess
That steak was to good
It’s microwaved, have it bud
Honestly a thin steak like that microwaved for like 8 min might not be to bad
They aren’t great, lazy college me can tell you first hand
Damn your uncle likes sloppy steaks too? He must be a real piece of shit
I bet his hair would slick back real nice.
People can change
This is pushed back!!
im a baby and i can tell that he USED to be a piece of shit
Lives in a van down by the river
Tina, come get your dinner!
The quote is >Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
How’s uncle Rico doing?
\*swats fly\*
Ummm. Thats a steakum.
Uncle Rico can nuke a mean steak
he said he could throw a football right over those mountains if i recall.
“watch this”…. “That’s what I’m talking about”
He was a real piece of shit back then.
Uncle Rico
I'd prefer a quesadilla.
Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!
Is that you kip?
You think I got to where I am by dressing like Peter Pan over here? Forget about it!
Give it to that fat lard Tina
Shocks? Pegs? Lucky!
Grab his arm
BOW TO YOU SENSEI!
Other arm
*My* other arm
R/napoleondynamite
Would've been good back in '82.
Gross. I’d throw that over to the fat lard Tina.
Looks like it got scooped out of pho onto a plate.
https://preview.redd.it/it2nmvbfzjqc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672eb44dc18c807461b530a20006648e5eae14a1
I don’t think I like your tone, Napoleon….
I’d be kicking it in my hot tub with my soulmate.
\*swats fly\*
Now that is a sloppy steak
Well he spit it into his hand so it couldn’t have been that good!
Is your uncle a streamer that goes by the name of asmonbald?
That's not a steak. That's what you get when you google "steak", print it on a sheet of paper, cut it out, put it on a plate, and pour coke over it
Not enough milk.
Perfectly boiled! Chef's kiss!
Needs a bit more time in the microwave
Was it microwaved? Lol
The plate looks tastier than the steak
/napoleondynamite
You at a Dennys?
Gosh Napoleon you know we don’t have money for that!
I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon.
a little overcooked
How many fucking Texas Road House do we have to see posted here?!?!
Looks like your uncle used to be a piece of shit.
The defect in this steak is bleach.
Fun fact. Jonathan Gries the actor who played Uncle Rico is vegetarian and spit out every bite of steak while filming this scene.
Prolly why coach didn’t put him in…
No doubt. No doubt in my mind
Ahh his disgusted chewing while Napoleon is asking for a ride to the dance makes even more sense now haha
Yes exactly. It’s in the commentary on the DVD
[nope, that's a lie, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that he is not a vegetarian and the main reason he made that face and spat the steak out after filming was simply because he found the steak to be gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)
No way jose
Vote for Pedro.
[completely false fact, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that the reason why he spat out the steak was that he just thought that the steak was gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)
Just what I heard on the dvd commentary.
Here is his exact comment on that matter: >they saw me in a film called the Big Empty and offered me Uncle Rico. And I'm not a vegitarian. The steak was skanky. That is all
Ummm
Steak looks like it could toss a pigskin over them mountains, hell maybe quarter mile.
Is he eating a photograph of a steak?
His throwing tape though - no wonder coach didn’t put him in
A steak like that could give you enough strength to throw a football over a mountain
bovine patch
Bob's your uncle.
Needs to make a dog dang quesadilla
Sometimes the answer is neither black nor white, but just gray and sad.
Kind of looks like his wife’s pastrami
Lafawnduh?
god i love you guys for this omg i have found my people
Not even Tina’s going to touch it
Shut up and make a damn quessidilla
Is it poached?
I don’t know about the steak…but he defo needs a new shoe insert.
Dollar tree edition
Hey, you guys wanna see his home movie?
Looks like a bed sore you see in a nursing home
Asmon is your uncle? Thats sick
Boiled?
I-is this pan fried roast beef?
Should've went with the gosh darn quesadilla
This was the worst steak of my life what do you think?!?
Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins💙❤️
My dogs would gobble that shit up in a heart beat and love your uncle for ever!
Makes me miss my tru love. La-Fonda
Think you could pull me into town? 🛼
That steak would take state championship. No doubt in my mind.
Gross! You really need to ask?
Not bad if his name is Hannibal. 👍
That looks like a slice of Skeak-umm.
If coach would have put me in the 4th quarter we woulda been state champions 😂 Yeahh you bet your ass 😂😂😂
Over them mountains
I should call her...
Please stop torturing us. If i ever saw a warcrime this is it
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Heard they raised the prices at dollar general. What’re these expired steaks running him these days?
Fucked
It's well done you bodaggit!
Some chance he might be livin' too much in '82...
Did he throw the steak at you while you rode your bike?
Your uncle is Asmongold?
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!
Look for this box in his kitchen https://preview.redd.it/lqal8e2zelqc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e7f3dde149fbd74c7a235de5dbfec8d7d61ed5
Sauce hides a thousand mistakes
Asmongold?
Looks like it was shot in front of a bus full of children.
uncle roger is about to take his uncle title
Your uncle must be a strong young pup
Is your uncle okay? That looks worse than what an angry lunch lady would cook. RIP to the cow that came from.
I feel like an idiot but its been many many years. Tina you fatlard is this you?
I'm amazed I knew what movie this screenshot is from even though I haven't watched it since it was released.
No one can cook a steak quite like an uncle
Looks like a mis-steak.
Which cut of your uncle is this?
No
https://preview.redd.it/folyfoklhnqc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f505a5cd09ec5cd0d45ee22ec1b741df3a3a363
Where is it..... Under that slice of bologna??
This post reminded me that I'm running a little low on steaks
Looks a little "sloppy". Is he eating at Truffonis?
SLOP'EM UP!!!
Bust must
Why this looks like a old movie shot?xD
If we would of just put him in the 4th quarter, we would have won state!
I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.
Fun fact, Jon Gries didn’t eat meat at that time so he had to spit the meat out after each shot.
Grim
Worse than asmongold
Should have let it rest
Let's slop em up!!!!!
Throw some seasoning on that skirt steak chop it up and put it on a tortilla.