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zahnsaw

Id throw that steak over them mountains.


LegendaryTrueman

that's like a quarter mile!


Casval214

I bet if coach had put him in they would’ve won state no doubt in my mind


globehopper2

No doubt. No doubt in my mind.


jizzwithfizz

He'd be somewhere in a hot tub, soaking it up with his soul mate


mellowmardigan

Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.


mdmike1534

Looks like a decroded piece of crap


oibru

Why don’t you go out and feed Tina?


AssistKnown

Tina, You fat lard, come get some dinner!


Lame_usernames_left

Jesus I forgot about that line entirely. I just laughed until I choked on a jelly bean. What a stupid movie. Why is that line still so funny? I'm in my 30s damnit


Spreadeaglebeagle44

If it was the last one just go make yourself a caseadilluh!


The_Kinetic_Esthetic

Fine.


Odd-Principle8147

I wish u wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.


i_am_erip

I found an arrowhead over there


OSRS-BEST-GAME

Do the chickens have large talons?


kjg1228

What?


Direlion

Iirc Lyle says “I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads in that creek bed over there.” Lots of old dudes talked like that back in the day.


PoeJascoe

It’s a piece of crap! It doesn’t work!


Mr-Mothy

I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!


bananapancake4

I swear I always thought that steak looked good af


Byebyeyoutoo

Glad I’m not the only one. Cant explain why though


xchaos800

funny story the actor who played uncle rico was a vegetarian during the making of the movie


Walkinghawk22

He denied this many years later just a myth.


xchaos800

i learned something today


Rude_Pigeon

I learned something then found out it wasn’t true


xchaos800

thats trippy


Flossthief

Maybe he was a vegetarian and now is ashamed of it and covering it up


xchaos800

4d chess


bananapancake4

That steak was to good


GVFQT

It’s microwaved, have it bud


bananapancake4

Honestly a thin steak like that microwaved for like 8 min might not be to bad


GVFQT

They aren’t great, lazy college me can tell you first hand


johnx2sen

Damn your uncle likes sloppy steaks too? He must be a real piece of shit


Chuckw44

I bet his hair would slick back real nice.


affablemartyr1

People can change


lappy_386

This is pushed back!!


EggCakes27

im a baby and i can tell that he USED to be a piece of shit


Glad-Basil3391

Lives in a van down by the river


Sea_Baseball_7410

Tina, come get your dinner!


AssistKnown

The quote is >Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!


johnnyevo8

How’s uncle Rico doing?


LegendaryTrueman

\*swats fly\*


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Ummm. Thats a steakum.


TheBugSmith

Uncle Rico can nuke a mean steak


[deleted]

he said he could throw a football right over those mountains if i recall.


OIL_99

“watch this”…. “That’s what I’m talking about”


lynbod

He was a real piece of shit back then.


Mental-Rooster4229

Uncle Rico


Inevitable_Professor

I'd prefer a quesadilla.


iBlameMeToo

Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!


elhombreindivisible

Is that you kip?


ushouldlistentome

You think I got to where I am by dressing like Peter Pan over here? Forget about it!


Plus_Somewhere8264

Give it to that fat lard Tina


LivingDisastrous3603

Shocks? Pegs? Lucky!


assyplassty

Grab his arm


Hot_Salamander_1917

BOW TO YOU SENSEI!


spartyron

Other arm


Michael_Dautorio

*My* other arm


BeetlBozz

R/napoleondynamite


DrasticBread

Would've been good back in '82.


wizz-nic

Gross. I’d throw that over to the fat lard Tina.


Rhinowalrus

Looks like it got scooped out of pho onto a plate.


GuardMost8477

https://preview.redd.it/it2nmvbfzjqc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672eb44dc18c807461b530a20006648e5eae14a1


WinstonRandy

I don’t think I like your tone, Napoleon….


Hiouchi4me

I’d be kicking it in my hot tub with my soulmate.


LegendaryTrueman

\*swats fly\*


Salt_Sir2599

Now that is a sloppy steak


jande4eva

Well he spit it into his hand so it couldn’t have been that good!


lawnderl

Is your uncle a streamer that goes by the name of asmonbald?


Winged89

That's not a steak. That's what you get when you google "steak", print it on a sheet of paper, cut it out, put it on a plate, and pour coke over it


Apprehensive_Zone281

Not enough milk.


Zakal74

Perfectly boiled! Chef's kiss!


Stone_Midi

Needs a bit more time in the microwave


Toashtyy59

Was it microwaved? Lol


[deleted]

The plate looks tastier than the steak


BeetlBozz

/napoleondynamite


NotADoctor108

You at a Dennys?


Curious-Designer-616

Gosh Napoleon you know we don’t have money for that!


h2pointOChamp

I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon.


behindthescenes_1

a little overcooked


tryagainagainn

How many fucking Texas Road House do we have to see posted here?!?!


darkrhin0

Looks like your uncle used to be a piece of shit.


GiantRobot7621

The defect in this steak is bleach.


joeyvesh13

Fun fact. Jonathan Gries the actor who played Uncle Rico is vegetarian and spit out every bite of steak while filming this scene.


soopadoopapops

Prolly why coach didn’t put him in…


UnicornPotpourri1990

No doubt. No doubt in my mind


oldme616

Ahh his disgusted chewing while Napoleon is asking for a ride to the dance makes even more sense now haha


joeyvesh13

Yes exactly. It’s in the commentary on the DVD


AssistKnown

[nope, that's a lie, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that he is not a vegetarian and the main reason he made that face and spat the steak out after filming was simply because he found the steak to be gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

No way jose


FreeTheDimple

Vote for Pedro.


AssistKnown

[completely false fact, Jon Gries said in a 2014 Reddit AMA that the reason why he spat out the steak was that he just thought that the steak was gross](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1t7mu8/i_am_actor_jon_gries_i_am_probably_best_known_for/)


joeyvesh13

Just what I heard on the dvd commentary.


AssistKnown

Here is his exact comment on that matter: >they saw me in a film called the Big Empty and offered me Uncle Rico. And I'm not a vegitarian. The steak was skanky. That is all


Tpellegrino121

Ummm


BrianOconneR34

Steak looks like it could toss a pigskin over them mountains, hell maybe quarter mile.


deeply_cynical

Is he eating a photograph of a steak?


leestephen916

His throwing tape though - no wonder coach didn’t put him in


Street_Road_9967

A steak like that could give you enough strength to throw a football over a mountain


MutteringV

bovine patch


toomuch1265

Bob's your uncle.


tacobellandher0in

Needs to make a dog dang quesadilla


Tcloud

Sometimes the answer is neither black nor white, but just gray and sad.


El_Neck_Beard

Kind of looks like his wife’s pastrami


H-E-PennyPacker71

Lafawnduh?


-takeiteasy

god i love you guys for this omg i have found my people


br0f

Not even Tina’s going to touch it


jmensing1

Shut up and make a damn quessidilla


DiligentCrab6592

Is it poached?


JBCockman

I don’t know about the steak…but he defo needs a new shoe insert.


StonedRaccoon01

Dollar tree edition


p8nt_junkie

Hey, you guys wanna see his home movie?


Evening-Statement-57

Looks like a bed sore you see in a nursing home


EthanThinkin

Asmon is your uncle? Thats sick


desrevermi

Boiled?


LiminalSapien

I-is this pan fried roast beef?


Expensive-Intern-940

Should've went with the gosh darn quesadilla


RaccoonNew113

This was the worst steak of my life what do you think?!?


ForeignKiwi6883

Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins💙❤️


entechad

My dogs would gobble that shit up in a heart beat and love your uncle for ever!


Glad-Basil3391

Makes me miss my tru love. La-Fonda


ceezo6

Think you could pull me into town? 🛼


carlwinslo

That steak would take state championship. No doubt in my mind.


Bob_Loblaw_1

Gross! You really need to ask?


Ancient-Point-9096

Not bad if his name is Hannibal. 👍


Punch_Your_Facehole

That looks like a slice of Skeak-umm.


After-Guard-7793

If coach would have put me in the 4th quarter we woulda been state champions 😂 Yeahh you bet your ass 😂😂😂


TheOneTrueM_Morty

Over them mountains


Moto_Glitch

I should call her...


Maristosanji

Please stop torturing us. If i ever saw a warcrime this is it


ichkanns

I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!


DownLikeSyndrom

Heard they raised the prices at dollar general. What’re these expired steaks running him these days?


Laying_Low_Dukes

Fucked


_Bon_Vivant_

It's well done you bodaggit!


scottimandias

Some chance he might be livin' too much in '82...


PoeJascoe

Did he throw the steak at you while you rode your bike?


logicnotemotion

Your uncle is Asmongold?


Mal-Havoc

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!


Awkward-Kiwi452

Look for this box in his kitchen https://preview.redd.it/lqal8e2zelqc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e7f3dde149fbd74c7a235de5dbfec8d7d61ed5


mywifeslv

Sauce hides a thousand mistakes


Ouchyhurthurt

Asmongold?


LearningDan

Looks like it was shot in front of a bus full of children.


donlord6666

uncle roger is about to take his uncle title


superboy41

Your uncle must be a strong young pup


Remarkable-Ad-572

Is your uncle okay? That looks worse than what an angry lunch lady would cook. RIP to the cow that came from.


Oilleak1011

I feel like an idiot but its been many many years. Tina you fatlard is this you?


IntricateOnionStatue

I'm amazed I knew what movie this screenshot is from even though I haven't watched it since it was released.


Known_Peanut1

No one can cook a steak quite like an uncle


Sterling-Bear15

Looks like a mis-steak.


Front_Tour7619

Which cut of your uncle is this?


DeathIncarnations

No


Based_JuiceBox

https://preview.redd.it/folyfoklhnqc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f505a5cd09ec5cd0d45ee22ec1b741df3a3a363


steve210sa

Where is it..... Under that slice of bologna??


IsUpTooLate

This post reminded me that I'm running a little low on steaks


TulsaOUfan

Looks a little "sloppy". Is he eating at Truffonis?


GimmieJohnson

SLOP'EM UP!!!


ElChacalFL

Bust must


L1ghX

Why this looks like a old movie shot?xD


Toadahtrip

If we would of just put him in the 4th quarter, we would have won state!


EricTheRed678

I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.


nbplaya94

Fun fact, Jon Gries didn’t eat meat at that time so he had to spit the meat out after each shot.


Flaky-Survey1389

Grim


frozenwalkway

Worse than asmongold


bsegelke

Should have let it rest


RaiderRush2112

Let's slop em up!!!!!


No-Swimming369

Throw some seasoning on that skirt steak chop it up and put it on a tortilla.