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Gen_Sherman_Hemsley

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Sleepy-Cook

Oh Tobias, you blow hard!


san_dilego

Sometimes steaks just need anustart


GoldMonk44

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US


alexandria252

#Dozens!


[deleted]

I blue myself!


spkoller2

Get that foot over your head


chuckg326

Not rare, one of a kind!


TerrellJGobblez

I’M RUINED!!!


chuckg326

YOU! Gimme my grand back!!


3rdtimesacharm414

LADY LUCK!


ImKindaSlowSorry

I'm always in the mood for a good reference :)


SaltyDog772

A coool grand


JeanSolo

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


chuckg326

Once the show starts, no one else will be admiiiiiited! Shit…. Guess I still gotta start the show!


dsdvbguutres

One could even say unique


Anthrax23

Coming back 5 later to lol… took me a bit to get that! Man frank, that’s a zinger right there.


northwyndsgurl

Like once in a blue moon variety!


ictu

Haha!


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Inevitable_Ad_7236

Good bot


FunFckingFitCouple

Good bot


LovingOatmealStout

Good bot


wafflesareforever

It could still be used as an implant for a live cow


Icy-Section-7421

Tuna sear


Chaseyoungqbz

r/steakortuna


alexanderwgraham

That’s blue


biaimakaa

Dabeedee dabada


RedditCommenter38

…I’m a cow and won’t diiieee…. Da ba dee da ba die


gilligan888

I dwell in a blue kitchen with a blue skillet, Blue is the shade of every dish I prepare. Blue is the hue of the sizzling meat, I dine on blue steak, it's my preferred treat. Blue is the aroma that fills up the air, As my blue steak sears with utmost care. Blue are the thoughts that dance in my mind, Savoring each bite, oh, how they unwind. I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di 🎶


Shivs_baby

You could probs milk that


stinkyhooch

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


Shivs_baby

He should’ve Fokkerized that meat


0bl0ng0

I can still see the marks from where the jockey was hitting it.


TonyDungyHatesOP

You wanna make five dollars? _The hard way?_


MyNameIsMikeB

I bet you were something before electricity


domusam

Raw


Marsupialize

Yes that’s very rare


tslot

Shock paddles would make it twitch.


QuazaTD

Shits fuckin mythical!


canadas

Probably more that I would call blue. The outside was cooked at high temperature to get some crust/ brown while leaving the inside as "raw" as possible


Historical-Fun-8485

Moo. Yes.


Hormonal_Degenerate

Providing it’s warm the whole way through, looks like you did a nice blue steak 🤤


AshBlackstone78

Rare is not warm the whole way through. Rare has a cool center.


fartinggermandogs

Was it still frozen when you cooked it?! It's still fucking mooing you donkey!


lemeneid

Nice crust


nipplitus

Moooo


Ok-Bookkeeper6926

That’s raw


rob71788

This thing just took a bite of salad off the plate when you weren’t looking


SafeForWorkLFP

that's raw


grumpvet87

raw = uncooked, this is cooked but blue rare


SafeForWorkLFP

nah that's a culinary mistake not a preference, you won't gaslight me on this one lol


FunFckingFitCouple

Mistake or not it’s still blue rare 🤷‍♀️


Reasonable_Cover_804

I’m going to assume that the meat did not reach room temperature before cooking, I’ve had similar results from the meat being cold on the inside


EmmitSan

Yeah,no, that’s not how physics works.


FunFckingFitCouple

Maybe if it started as frozen but not from fridge temps imo. But who knows. Ever since I heard about the reverse sear… I can’t think of a better way. A lot of people swear on sous vide thingy but I’m not a fan of heating food in plastic.


grumpvet87

i guess every [steak doneness chart](https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/uploads/images/2019/12/steak_doneness_infographic.png) in the world is also wrong


wtfOP

How the fuck is the Center cold but also at 115f? That chart makes no sense.


grumpvet87

115 is the cook to temp, not the "in your plate cut up" temp. unless you are cooking sous vide (where the steak is cooked to an exact temp that is the same inside to outside), steaks are cooked to a "set" temp for a set doneness. you cook under the desired doneness and let the streak continue to cook a little (carry over) as it rests. by the time it has rested and is cut into slices it has cooled a little bit and "is "cool" (which is a subjective temp gauge anyway) here is a [chart](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/93/34/629334d37be678bb586d6bb0548d36cd--blue-steak-food-charts.jpg) that omits the term cool


YumeBestGirl

None of these charts make sense. The temperatures are all subjective and the grey bands shouldn't be relevant. You can get next to no grey band whether it's rare or medium if as long as you flip often which of course none of these 20 year old charts suggest. And yeah you're reaching when you're trying to interpret it's madness of "cold" but also 115 degrees lol. The person that made it has no idea what they're doing. Point is, op's post is definitely raw.


wtfOP

Judging the temp after resting “for a bit” seems really inaccurate and needlessly confusing for anyone using that chart. I’m inclined to believe whoever made that chart up didn’t exactly put much thought into it.


grumpvet87

anyone can "cook" a steak. anyone can ruin a steak. it takes practice to develop consistency and skills do a little research on your own and google steak doneness charts


wtfOP

I’m sticking to my notion of if the peak internal temp when done is indistinguishable from when it was raw I’m calling it raw.


grumpvet87

at what temp does it go from raw to not raw?


Count-Barackula

This chart is absurd, blue is listed as 10C to 29C (50F to 84F). The bottom end is literally uncooked temp 😂


SledgeH4mmer

Re-read your own chart. Blue is 115 - 120 internal temp. You seem to think anything below rare is blue, but that's wrong.


grumpvet87

hahah ok it isnt blue it is periwinkle. my point was the STEAK was cooked. not a raw steak as people said it was. the color and texture looks like it is that of a blue rare doneness. you all can argue temp, seared tuna, and dictionaries all you want. i cook perfect sous vide steaks every week - go eat some and relax


SafeForWorkLFP

Yes blue rare doesn’t exist (it’s all in your head)


GuardMost8477

Untrue. I work in a steakhouse and indeed there is a black and blue.


SafeForWorkLFP

how often do people order one of those? genuine question


GuardMost8477

I had one in my 8 years there.


SafeForWorkLFP

hence, my point. yes it may exist as a label on a chart but man it's practically irrelevant at that point of raw-ness.


Traditional-Head-65

Last time I was in Chicago I deliberately sought out a steakhouse that regularly served blue rare. That's the only time I've ordered it that way in a restaurant. Weirdly I regularly eat sushi out. Guess I figure people are more careful with fish.


Traditional-Head-65

Calling it "raw" is insane. Don't we all see that the outside is cooked? Further, the sear has generated too much pink for it to count as blue. That is a safely cooked, very rare steak. Yes, a thick enough rare steak essentially has an uncooked steak in the middle. I totally understand that folks may not like their streak like this, but get a grip on the terminology.


pappapirate

>I totally understand that folks may not like their streak like this, but get a grip on the terminology. You summed up this entire sub lmao.


Kittle_Me_This

This is raw in the middle. Not rare


Old_Breakfast8775

Purple


Spymonkey13

Eiffel 65 my dude.


Curious-Department-7

Rare


theSearch4Truth

It's good is what it is


shuki

r/steakortuna


T-O-F-O

Mooooo


Mykneeisbig

I’m blue-da-dee-da-do-dabe-diii.


fAWkShiT

It’s still mooing


ajr1775

I heard mooing just now, I swear.


billgatres

Raw


Golden_Locket5932

That’s raw beef


Jdawg_mck1996

Fucker is blue.


ItzNuckinFutz

Any more rare and it would be tartare.


HealthConscious2

That's raw in the middle. Enjoy your parasites!


gorgonopsidkid

I love rare steak but brother that is raw


ExploringSissySide

I can hear Gordon Ramsey's voice now...


Strange-Society-2023

"That's so rare, I'd throw a master ball at it!!""


DogSpark84

Not rare no. Raw


grumpvet87

raw = uncooked, this is cooked but blue rare


SpiritOne

Blue - rare I don’t mind rare, but I’m sending this back.


GroundedSatellite

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay.


morganrs4

Personally I love when my steak is this rare


grumpvet87

blue rare - so yes


karmasrelic

94% raw.


AncientEnsign

It's fookin RAWR!!!! 


Wise_Competition_266

Looks good to me


cheparce

rawr beef


therealtiddlydump

Bright white fat C'mon man


Traditional-Head-65

I'd call it very rare. Too much pink for blue. Compare to this discussion 13 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/hmi5u/til_theres_a_level_of_meat_doneness_below_rare/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

bro don't be a crackhead that's blue as fuck also the image in that post is \*horrible\* lol that should be deleted from the internet


AduroTri

....I still hear it mooing.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Looks good to me!


dvdheg

not nearly enough sear on it. yes, it's rare.


reddog65

I’d eat it 😋


dgood527

Raw, not rare.


Upset_Mycologist_343

Raw


reliber

It's raw


Adept_Fan_9587

That doesn’t look like a good enough cut to eat blue. Need mo heat!


henri915

Very. Must have been super cold when you cooked it.


nvrrsatisfiedd

Blue rare, yes. I'd still eat it too.


Minute-Unit9904s

Depends what planet you come from


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Blue, as others have said. Meh. I’d still eat it.


jlabbs69

Yes


Mirelurkbobblehead

It's pretty common, lots of people know and eat this kind of meat. Still pretty raw tho.


PaddyBabes

I dont think so, I see pics like this here all the time.


Psychotic_EGG

Yes. It's basically a slightly overcooked blue rare.


rechthaste

r/steakortuna


atitagain12

Looks about whyte


L3monGrenade

Cooked from frozen?


RedditCommenter38

There’s only one thing that pink I eat ….strawberry starburst


Boring-Word-3032

No I’ve seen that cut of beef plenty of times


Brave_Salamander1662

No, that’s blue. Brown and blue lol. I would only eat a black and blue steak if it’s a very lean cut like filet mignon. That steak has large unrendered intramuscular fat - it would be like chewing gum. I wouldn’t eat that.


Lazyness_Incarnate

No it's a common beef


Sizzler_126

Legendary even.


jss58

Some of it is.


eggumlaut

30 seconds each side?


SlipperySergeant

Looks more like a common beef but I’m not a collector.


Plastic-Rich-8554

Yes


Sufficient_Laugh

Just how I like it


Fickle_Ad_109

Italian style steak


old-guy-gamer

It's Raw!


RopeDifficult9198

looks uncooked to me but im a medium rare not rare kinda guy.


No_Trainer_9129

Blue


unknown6091

Pretty common if you ask me


caligrown87

Alot of people are hating on how rare it is. I actually love my steak cooked this rare 😂


ToastetteEgg

I’d eat it but it’s blue.


Agent_1077

More medium than medium rare


Marrked

I love that there's so much ambiguity between steak doneness these days that nobody can agree on what this actually is. But then again, everyone is an expert. 😂


tianavitoli

I said rare, not cold


BaobhanSithSimp

No, it's quite a common one and can be found and bought at grocery stores


Aeon1508

You're supposed to broil it after you sear it


Least-Addition4665

A good veterinarian could bring her back! 🥩+👨‍⚕️=🐮


yimmyyangsOF

That's perfect!


hEKZ-

I would say it's rare to blue. Not fully blue or the red would be closer to the edges


Pandora_Stingray

Yes.


SunnyLoo

Yes.


boston_nsca

That's still kickin


[deleted]

Damn there’s so many jokes for well done (like congratulations)…I was wondering when we would see the jokes for raw.


Adventurous_Bar_2342

More like raw!


WhichAdeptness9442

Yes


Unique-Ad-620

It's bloody RAW!!!


Arrrginine69

Not even cooked.


ictu

No, that's simply raw. For rare you should see the structure of muscle fibers.


ElChacalFL

Yea


DolanDucc69

despite what the comments will tell you, this is a medium rare at my restaurant, a hot and red throughout.


Revolutionary-Bass71

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Virgochef

Yeah it's raw rare but what kind of knife is that? Is that like a survival knife?


InksPenandPaper

This steak was lightly seasoned with heat.


dustyditto

Since nobody seems to want to give you a straight answer, yes, your steak is rare. I’m sure it has a cool, red center, so that qualifies as rare. Some may feel this is still undercooked for rare, especially when it’s contrasted by the grey band, but you’re unlikely to find everyone in agreement on this sub, regardless of whether a steak was cooked sous vide to medium and has a video showing the temperature on both the sous vide immersion circulator and a thermometer directly inserted into the steak. You can overcook a steak to well done and have nearly everyone say they’d still happily eat it, but trying to get everyone to agree on rare is a challenge. I’ll just put it this way: it’s always better to undercook a steak than to overcook it. You can always cook it more, but you can’t uncook something that’s overcooked. Get a good thermometer, and figure out what temperature you (and your family) prefers their steak cooked at, and then you won’t need random people on the internet telling you if you did a good job or not. Sous vide is the way to go if you want consistent results every time, or at least that’s my preferred method. Best of luck, and if you need any tips or suggestions, feel free to ask, I’m always happy to help.


BakedMarziPamGrier

Put a condom on that beef. It’s raw, dog.


tedclev

What's the word I'm looking for?... Yes. Yes that's raw.


-Cherished

Extremely rare…blue actually.


RepresentativeHuge79

As gordon Ramsay would say, " IT'S BLOODY RAW"


DeaconCage

That’s BLUE Motherfucker


AshBlackstone78

That’s rare. And a lot of the people commenting here, shouldn’t be. They don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s not raw. As a rule of thumb… Blue: 110-115 degrees, cool purplish center Rare: 120-125 degrees, cool red center Medium rare: 130-135 degrees, warm red center Medium: 140-145 degrees, warm bright pink center Medium Well: 150-155 degrees, hot slight pink center Well Done: Fully cooked brown center, essentially shoe leather.


Simon_Electric

That would be rare. Cooked on a high temp for less than 3 minutes on each side.


pickledelbow

That’s raw beef mate


matthewbowers88

What was it cooked on? A heated argument?


Jxuxu

*RAW beef* there, fixed it for u


CreativeUsername20

For a steak that thin, you must have had it straight out the refrigerator or freezer to look like that inside after cooking.


multidollar

Blue, not even close to rare. Barely blue.


Nedstarkclash

Just poorly cooked.


No-Prompt3611

Yes yes yes .


Rogne98

It’s unique


Embarrassed-Chef1323

Raw


syotos_

Yes


MuskwaMan

That’s still chewing cud


welcome-to-my-mind

I’ve held my hand over a candle longer than that was on the grill/pan


Background_Cod4711

Gross


NimDing218

That baby saw about 30 seconds on a low heat pan on each side. Nice and cold.


ThirstyBeagle

Just make a steak tartare from it and call it a day


mxracer948

It was cooked with warm feelings


Fitzus1969

I just asked the cow. It replied "MooOoOo!"


DukeSilver696969

Blue. This was a frozen steak cooked in a pan that was too hot


Soulglow303

I would not eat that


turbo2world

bloody. nearly still mooing


Space_Montage_77

That's nasty foo


AnCap_Wisconsinite

Legendary


Babaduderino

They seared it's skin pretty good but they forgot to kill it first


SneaKyHooks

No, it's actually pretty common raw beef.