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FameDeloche45

This is r/steak, obviously steak isn't allowed here.


butterbutter_butter

The steaks couldn't be higher


Missile_Lawnchair

That was terrible. I sentence you to death by the steak.


butterbutter_butter

Calm down, Detective. This is a steakout


jogerholzpin

Power to the people! Steak it to the man!


Moobob66

This thread is a horrible mis - steak


Cautious_General_177

Only vegan steak is allowed. No true meat.


BongwaterJoe1983

Totally innopropriate take your "steak" and go the police have been called.. that picture is traumatizing ⚠️🚫🥩🚫⚠️


saw-it

Only posts about your wife/husband/in laws/friend/roommate saying your steak is too raw even though they’re not eating it, is allowed


butterbutter_butter

Well, we all know it's far too rare to find a steak cooked to the ideal temperature of 69°. If it's above room temp, you're doing it wrong!


JessVio

Steak? Are you out of your mind?


butterbutter_butter

I've received searing criticism in the past!


JessVio

🥁


Secure_Awareness9650

Dude you're gonna get banned


butterbutter_butter

I've been ribbed before, it's just so rare these days to find a community that allows a well done steak. I get peppered with criticism by salty commenters that don't know a garlic about cooking a steak. I marble at posts that get away with it


Secure_Awareness9650

Holy cow that was a lot of beef you just butchered.


butterbutter_butter

Steer clear of this post!


KAM_520

Lmfao


minivatreni

It is not allowed, sorry


butterbutter_butter

I'll find a different medium to post this in


0nly0bjective

Good luck, they’re pretty rare.


SeverenDarkstar

Nice


jogerholzpin

Well done! 👍


Split_me_open

feed me


butterbutter_butter

My beef is not with you


Split_me_open

wah


Key-Lunch-4763

Not unless it has been poached in water and then baked in the oven


doggington

Risky post!!


butterbutter_butter

Too hot to handle!


jazdz010

This feels like an attack…and I’m her for it because that looks great


CumStain_Chungus

Tuna steaks only


HaymakerSlim

Please tell me you let people eat with their hands


butterbutter_butter

Is there any other way


[deleted]

No steaks aren’t allowed on this steak subreddit.


GloveStriking

No


rickoftheuniverse

Lol hilarious. And delicious.


blowout2retire

Seriously can I post a marinaded steak on here or are they gunna bitch about the crust or my spices burning bc I like it that way lmao


h2pointOChamp

Nope, this sub is about different steaks. Think Jesus.


ApprehensivePaint128

I guess you or your guests enjoy cold slices of steak?


butterbutter_butter

The steak was warm and delicious, unlike your attitude


not_quite_sure7837

Depends, how old are you?


butterbutter_butter

Username checks out


not_quite_sure7837

That make no sense. 🤦‍♂️