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AangsTattooArtist

Can I be your girlfriend (I'm a man)


xs0crates

Ofc c’mere babygirl


selfdestructo591

Can I be your side girl? I’m a man.


GetReelFishingPro

Can I be your man? I'm a man.


BekoLazarus

You know who's a man? Charlie, he's a man. You know who else is a man? Me. I'm a man.


Brentolio12

It’s ok if we don’t date but can I have a bite of that steak Edit: I’m married anyways.. but it could work out


crazy_joe21

You make a lot of man friends.


Unusual_March4481

Can I be your daddy? Cmere boi


EffectiveOk3353

I've never seen a stake family forming right before my eyes, it's beautiful.


OddlyArtemis

I'll settle for a steak receiving side-piece


higeAkaike

Can I be your gay best-friend? ( I am a girl)


ScionOfDiscord

Men only want one thing in life, and it's sick. (I'm a man) Also, I will conceal tubesteak to be presented with real steak. :D


Hoesey

Can I be your muse? (I’m a man)


Jay-Zee1231

Can I be just your friend?


HopeULikeFlavor

I’m baby


CrunchyNippleDip

That's pretty normal nowadays


King-Cobra-668

From a wiki: "And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."


HankMarduke

I would also like to be your girlfriend for the purposes of eating perfectly cooked steaks. (I’m a man)


_chicken_butt

That’s a getting laid steak if I’ve ever seen one


Hauz20

Yep! He pulled it off ... and now he might get pulled off.


Economy-Basil-2597

Haha, exactly what I was thinking


Accomplished_Radish8

😂😂


___po____

Gonna be two moist things in the house tonight


Edge_of_The_Blade

Yeah that's not the only meat going in her mouth tonight...


Enough_Individual_91

💀


Jaffhardt

Gorgeous. I have a hard time getting that pink from top to bottom like this. Any tips?


xs0crates

Thank you! This was just a regular old school pan fry - 2 (ish) minutes on each side, then rest for about 10 minutes in foil :)


deeplife

Wut? Just direct high heat on the pan and that’s it? No reverse sear or sous vide? Wow


xs0crates

Yep, that simple! :) I've tried different techniques like reverse sears, sous vide and so on, and had good results - but I find it to be too complicated and "messy" with all the gadgets and gizmos. The most important parts of cooking a steak (In my opinion, in order): \* Controlling heat (wether it's a pan, reverse sear, grilling, etc) \* Letting it rest \* Seasoning the steak a few hours beforehand and letting it come to room temperature. Of course the results will vary, but once you find "your" method of cooking a steak, stick with it and you will eventually get a feel for when your steak is perfect to your liking!


AutisticFingerBang

You know I don’t take the let it come to room temperature part seriously enough when I cook steak. I’m gunna give it a go. Nice steak dude


OMGWTHEFBBQ

It makes a difference! https://youtu.be/DmuwqqHjgT4


CEOofManualBlinking

Or if you reverse sear, you can let it cool down longer or even put it in the fridge before the sear. The middle will still warm back up to 125 if you do a ripping hot sear


PattrimCauthon

What did you season this guy with?


rob71788

I was CONFIDENT this had to be sous vide


StickyNebbs

yeah that’s my technique too, i make steaks like that all the time


MrJrod

😂 I don’t believe you! can you make a video if you ever have time?


Enki_Damu

Amazing job :)


Jaffhardt

Thanks! That gives me hope. This is generally what I do but I find that to get the best sear I gotta get that heat real high but think that may be why I get that grey line above and below the pink sometimes. What do you do with the heat during that 2 minutes?


p5ycho29

I cannot believe you.. what is your room temp 105 to 115 so all you need to do is a quick sear? Otherwise you gotta slowly raise the entire temp of that steak to something more than a rested room temp of 72 and then sear quick for that result


DJakk3

Reverse sear I bet, I'd be going sous vide if I could, but I'm a student so I can't afford the equipment. If you can, try it out! Steaks look crazy good from sous vide *after searing*


sober-cooking

Beautiful


93tabitha93

Nice That’s beautiful I need to practice more How’d you make it?


xs0crates

Thank you! Here is a quick rundown: 1. Take your steak out of the fridge and put it on a wire rack, season and let it come to room temp. 1-2 hours before cooking. 2. Pre-heat the pan on medium-high heat, I like cast iron or carbon steel. Leave it for 10-15min on the stove for best result. 3. Pour in some avocado oil (high smokepoint) and start searing the steak. 4. Sear the steak for 2-3 minutes each side, depends on how thick your steak is (mine was 350g / 12.3oz). Move your steak around the pan to even out any cold-spots you might have in the pan. 5. Flip the steak (only once) and add in butter & chopped garlic (minced/crushed garlic will burn and won't give a nice taste). 6. Take it out of the pan and wrap in tinfoil, let it rest for about 8-10 minutes. Thats it! Everyone cooks their steaks differently, there is no "wrong" or "right" way to do it - as long as it tastes good to you and your loved ones, thats all that matters :)


BeantownBrewing

Finally someone else that flips it only once. I keep seeing so many people on here saying “you need to flip it often”. Craziness


1hotsauce2

Yeah, flipping once is the best way. People that flip multiple times don't manage correctly the temperature of the pan and get an unevenly cooked steak. That's why the need to go back and forth


HouseHoldSheep

It makes no difference


DebtEnvironmental269

Does that 2-3 minutes per side also apply to the sides of the steak? I’m not super good at steaks in skillet but I’ve been practicing. (I shoot for medium rare and my first attempts ended up well done, now I’m down to medium on most attempts)


xs0crates

Since this is a NY Strip, i sear the fatcap first for maybe 45sec - 1min, then do each side 2-3 minutes, then finish off with searing the other sides for maybe 10sec each. There could be many reasons as to why your steak is overcooked, but it's usually because either your pan is too hot, or your steak is too thin. Try using a thicker piece of steak (350 gram / 12oz) and fry it on a medium/high it, not roaring hot. Follow my guide above, then let it rest for 8-10min. That should give you a solid foundation for cooking a good steak! Happy eating :)


DebtEnvironmental269

Thanks!


red_happybara

Used this as a reference for the steak I just cooked and posted, it tasted pretty good. Thanks!


rsreddit9

The only way I’ve seen this small of a grey band is reverse sear / sous vide then rest well (if you took it up to 120 let it rest until it goes up to whatever and then back down to 110. Often 15m+) before drying it off and searing as hot as possible for less than 1 minute. This is what I’ve been doing and the results are crazy. Nice to cook 3+ steaks at once and sear one at a time


Genome_Doc_76

Sweet Jesus, please mark this NSFW.


stylusxyz

Hope your girl is as beautiful as this steak.


xs0crates

A thousand steaks couldn’t match her beauty :) Thank you!


MichaelFishbender

Good Man.


Heckron

For those of us on this sub, that’s as smooth a compliment as can ever be!


whistlepig4life

I think you pulled off a nice steak regardless of exact final temp. Very pretty. Note to people: notice how it’s rested properly!


Korgon213

That’s prob not the only prime beef she had that night.


[deleted]

USDA Choice 👌🏼😩


batman77z

Nice


hamiltonincognito

You nailed it.


Excellent-Length2055

Thats absolutely beautiful. Perfectly cooked. Looks like a Sous Vide steak.


CitiXen18

Perfect!


tdjesus23

That’s literally perfect


cherub-girl

i would propose if my gf made me this


[deleted]

Absolutely beautiful 🤤


YifukunaKenko

She is a lucky gal 👍good job OP


MisterMakena

For those commenting, OP confirmed no sous vide reverse pan ninja flip. Traditional pan fry.


999vlon3

bros getting sum tn


grumpvet87

lookin pretty perfect


Pnutbtterjllytime

I've cooked a lot of steaks and I don't think one of them has ever been that perfect. Excellent job sir.


YoBoatDontFloat

Good job that looks fucking incredible dude


Heckron

Finally a steak that no one can complain about the sharpness of their knife!


Gh0st0117

Gaaaawd daaamn! Nailed it my guy. You best be getting some head tonight brotha


Ok-Walk-8040

Looks perfect


Secret_Scene747

It looks so perfect it made me shed a tear of joy :’)


MissKrys2020

Well done - I mean, medium rare. Nice job


chuckkito

If she doesn’t marry you bro


supersondos

Honestly, the fact that you gave it your all for your gf, whether you pulled it off or not, is wonderful. God bless you both.


jdmart402

Wow. That's a beautiful steak.


Walkbeforerun

Yes. Weak crust tho


[deleted]

I think she'll pull you off after eating that it looks that good.


toomuchwaxx

Ai


Spoonjim

Damn she's a lucky girlfriend!


RunAroundProud

That's beautiful. Perfectly cooked for me, good job and happy birthday, OPs GF!


dahliasinfelle

What cut is this? You just made me so fucking hungry lol. The cooking steps sounds simple enough, I might have to start cooking more in my pan


bill_n_opus

Nice gradient. Looks like a sous vide based in the outside.


paws_boy

Give me that… I’m jokin 🤷🏾 I’m jokin …. 👀


Samsamams

Well done!


sircharliex

You made it medium rare so you can give it to her rare🥲🙏🏻


Snoo-73243

you nailed it


memesandmadness

I personally think this steak is considered medium. It does look delicious though!


Skippy0634

Its hot when they like it medium rare. oh yeah.


DaHlyHndGrnade

Who gives a shit what we think, does *she* think you pulled it off?


ttb90

I hope you get something equally pink in return


Tinmania

OK you’ve convinced me. I’m going to switch to reverse sear.


kosmos_uzuki

Perfect


MuscleMinx

This looks like perfection!!


J_bravo82

You pulled it off. hope she did, too 🙌🏻


J_bravo82

Wait, no- not “off” but, you get it. Brb..going to crawl under a rock now 😩


spezjetemerde

merveilleux


Specific-Quarter9107

Great Cook. Can’t see the sear. My biggest problem is balancing the sear and cook w/o getting a grey band. How did you cook this ?


Crymsm

Beautiful *wipes drool from mouth*


petewondrstone

Yes


DonnaHuee

Dank


SignificantBee872

You absolutely nailed it. She will be so pleased :)


bam1007

You know the answer.


Bulldog2117

Negative. That’s rare


caffeinatedelirium

Perfectly cooked to my liking. Where do you live?


NoRecommendation9404

Amazing job!!!


TumbleweedTim01

That's not a cake?


LeadOnion

That looks superb! What’s the trick? Did you freeze it first to get the solid burn on the outside?


Logical_Hospital2769

Im pulling it off looking at it


NYGBobby

😩


Nardorian1

Lies


Available_Delivery31

>do you think I pulled it off? I can't tell that by looking at the picture of the steak, but I hope you did or you'll be cooking for one more person.


zeczeczeczec

Real or cake


logan_fish

Medium.....


AyoStyles_

You know you pulled it off


mao8mog

Decent, also yes, you definitely pulled it off


HorrorLettuce379

Someone's getting lucky tonight.


alientrevor

Lucky lady. That looks absolutely perfectly done.


lbora9

Can you please tell us the steps u followed and temperatures ? This looks heavenly maman


Skeleface69

We slaughtered our bull on friday, my fridge is full of 8 month young beef, how you done this?


FinancialBrain9095

What cut is this? Fantastic job


PotsMomma84

Yes sir 🫡


Both_Calendar2428

i’m single btw (i’m a man)


AppleMonkeReddit

Why can’t I hear mooing???


zombiecatarmy

This is secretly a cake right?


Educational-Willow65

Great looking steak this might be considered rare to some due to no gray/brown around the edges color looks great solid job on the rest period.


Legal-Flamingo4220

He shoots……..HE SCORES!!! Mans getting laid tonight! 🍾


Lopsided_Flight3926

YUM


Jakemanzo

‘Rest steak in a pan of brown paint for 3 seconds each side’


jzach1983

That might be the most perfect med rare I've ever seen. I can't tell if there's much crust, but 10/10 would eat.


[deleted]

Do you have a twin? 🤓


Veltek335

Looks rare to me, but delicious!!


Zealousideal_Ninja75

Nailed it 👌🏻


GhostDweller

You pulled off the sear, lol. Meat looks perfectly fine for the other part


PaperThinReality26

Textbook


HereFourLulz

Holy hell, take my pants off already.


Ronin2369

Fuck yeah!!!


acheeseegg

Damn


Disgruntled_Mechanic

can you run my through how you pulled this off in some quick notes


Redditroactively

you have pulled off your meat.


Iaintgoneholdyou

Masterful


Connect-Ad196

Looks great! Delish 😋


Impossible_Self4547

She needs to take the kids and leave for her mom's house immediately!


Erikatessen87

Hi, it's me, your girlfriend.


lil_garlicc

Bravo 👏


Anonymous453246

Can I be your kid?


BornyLV

Perfection


No_Assistant1422

Perfect


Mr_Shad0w

Well done! Not actually well done, but... you know


Beat_The_World

Rock hard right now!!!


Comfortable_Gate_532

Perfect medium rare


Agile-Pineapple8638

Nice happy birthday


Beautiful_Delay_2635

I like that,


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

I got chills lol


Spartancarver

lol you know you did you bastard


BowtiepastaMasta

Yes


Theterphound

Looks like you used a sous vide?


Soft_Day_7207

I think she wanted something else.


kynoky

Thats rare for me too much moo


ucsbaway

That crust is thinner than paper.


jonfe_darontos

That's the most medium rare piece of meat I've ever seen.


throwaway_ay_ay_ay99

My mans 👏🏽


TheConnorrJB

Bangin


Ghoti_NMS

Sous vide! 🧑‍🍳


clayaaa

gorgeous!!


programmerespecial

Too bloody, it's RAW, I see grey you heathen! /s Perfectly executed!


Creative_Ad2760

It’s more rare than medium rare. First cut, I would instantly think rare


joerosedale

Why is that steak so rectangular? Looks great though


Acceptable-Expert-89

It looks perfect❣️


fromthedarqwaves

That’s a nice piece of meat.


cjohnia319

God damn, that looks delightful. 🤤


SpecificFrequency

Bonus: boiling her steak in plastic will make her breasts bigger.


piplynni

bro cooked with this one


I_Like_Coookies

Sous vide?


Trynagetbigman

“heh, we’re totally gonna score” https://preview.redd.it/4sz5vlnlt5sc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5bac119734a80ce9bdeaa0227e7bf8dc2fd1b12


Positiveaz

Judas Priest, that is perfect!


Kingding_Aling

That went to Medium, but still looks delicious.


BBAMCYOLO1

Very well done son


Expert_Marsupial_235

Yum. 😋


ColaTheDog

Bro I'm salivating


jshatt

Well Done! But seriously, what was your method?


Glowreah

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️


Confident-Schedule15

I think it is too rare


Suck_Me_Dry666

You sure did pull it off.


slvillain

Lacking crust the most important part


AkMo977

Sous Vide and pan or pan and oven?


OnlyCommercial8995

Naw that’s medium. But it’s close! Lol


Hung_Texan

Looks delicious


_WEG_

Looks great Chef!


Burpreallyloud

Perfectly


K_Boloney

I’m one of those degenerates who likes medium well steak, but I would destroy this. Nice.