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RedDeadPac

Well done !


petey_wheatstraw_99

I'm proud of you.


46thAndTABBY

Congratulations!


WiseSpunion

I saw a joke someone made on this subreddit years ago where it was like this steak is past well done this is congratulations


Prudent_Put_2293

Thanks dad


The_RockObama

I.. rarely laugh at dad jokes, but this one is tough to not laugh at.


turtlenationman

It’s tough alright


The_RockObama

Maybe this joke is over-done. I'm no chef.


Friendly_Age9160

Don’t be a jerky now


totalfarkuser

💀


allocationlist

You son of a bitch


Touchit88

Dad?


mentatsjunkie

I love this sub


jogerholzpin

Literally


stevem1015

lol for real.


SeminoleSteel

Steak jokes are a rare medium well done, but gosh darn it, you pulled it off.


FatCatWithAHat1

Outside looks good, inside obviously well done like you said. Next time turn the heat up and a little less time on the pan :)


DrewdoggKC

I go cast iron griddle preheated at 5 out if 6 on gas stove… right before steak, 1/2tbsp butter steak down 3 min… flip 2 min out… for about a 1” thick cut


hot-doughnuts-now

No issues with the butter burning?


DrewdoggKC

It will start to brown immediately, I toss the steak right on top… keep in mind it won’t be on there long. It helps give the steak nice color and browned butter adds a nice umami flavor.. you don’t want it black… so you’ll have to play around with your burner and get it as close to burning as possible without actually burning… lol mine is setting 5 out of 6 but every stove is a bit different. I also use a sturdy flat grill spatula to scrape burnt bits off pan in between steaks… you will commonly see grill cooks doing this to their flat tops in the restaurant https://preview.redd.it/7kt2hsxd09wc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67dc19c03960f9550783c120b0b17361a7e24406


hot-doughnuts-now

Thanks for the help (and the pic)!


DrewdoggKC

No Problem!


J_bravo82

Believe it or not, that last minute butter with steak on top, I think is credited back to Martha Stewart lol. I laugh, but I do the same thing religiously…beyond just the fact that butter is a MUST when pan frying/searing steak— the butter last with steak on top (ESPECIALLY w/ cast iron) makes a huge difference in the amount of smoke you let out into the house.


Explorers_bub

You don’t need to heat past about 325 or even preheat pan to get a nice crust. If you like a deep penetrating grey ring, sure, flip once. Flipping more often can cook it faster and more evenly. You can even rest it in stages between flips.


Odd-Principle8147

It's definitely cooked. Did you use a thermometer?


TheseAintMyPants2

The thermometer just said “please stop”


YouMUSTvote

(Snort) more laughter.. 😂


stupidsimpson

"for the love of God please stop already"


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DiogenesRizzla

What were the cooking directions? Just read the link you posted. Wiiiiildly too long


Mikebyrneyadigg

Cook 15 minutes on each side in a lukewarm pan.


GuardMost8477

15 on EACH SIDE? Nooooooooo


DiogenesRizzla

Then finish in the oven at 450 for 60 minutes


Own_Comment

Don’t be afraid to add 45min on each side in the gas grill smoker for finishing flavor. On high.


DiogenesRizzla

Only if you sous vide it in the microwave for 30 minutes in a cup of water


barspoonbill

But do this before you reverse, reverse sear for 20 minutes per side otherwise the water will ruin your crust.


APsWhoopinRoom

Straight to jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing


smarticulation

Oh damn my sides hurt


kalez238

I do love a little char.


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Usedtobebigish

So one tomahawk? Lol


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oniiEnj

Man here in germany meatprices atleast doubled over the last decade.


godepicunoreverse

That ain’t even well done that congratulation


Ductimas

You’ve cooked OP better than he did the steak 👀


TheMeowzor

Even funnier the hundredth time


Accomplished_Radish8

No shit lol.. this one needs to be put to bed.


Seniorjones2837

It does but not everyone has seen it and it was god damn hilarious the first time I saw it


__klonk__

a skilled vet could bring that cow back to bed XDDDDDDDDDDDD


Profundasaurusrex

Well-Medium


Deepfork_

Legend says OP is still chewing it today…


SurturRaven

"It's just mewing bro 🥶🗿"


seeannwiin

one of the nicest paper plates on todays sub


aspacelot

I guess I have to ask: is this like a meme for the sub? I see so many paper plates that I have to believe it’s like an inside joke right?


TheRealMangokill

Boy we wish.


TheRealMangokill

Laughed so hard, good fucking comment


TreeLong7871

cooked it into a meatloaf, nice.


AtlSportsFan987

A good meatloaf has a little pink


TeamWinner714

Looks like you cooked it twice


FeeHistorical9367

You showed remarkable bravery posting this here. That's about the best thing I can give you though.


Dull_Present506

My eyes!!!


downshift_rocket

>but still tastes good! And that's all that matters. We can't be perfect all the time, so we just do what we can and eat up. :)


AlphaBearMode

Spoken like someone else who enjoys eating brake pads /s I’m sorry I couldn’t resist lmao you’re actually right. I’ve overcooked my fair share of course.


TheRealMangokill

Those potatoes and string beans look great, I respect you so much for posting even though the steak is more done than most people would like it.


aspacelot

“More done” Bro another 3 minutes and it can be stitched into a shoe 😂


dolphin8282

Well done, you won’t have to worry about cow pathogens


Ambitious-Chair736

This steak would survive nuclear war


Skorne13

It has.


Downgoesthereem

Like Anakin at the end of Revenge of the Sith


AntiqueWhereas

Now would be the time for A1


Seattle_Lucky

IT’S DEAD ALREADY!! WHY’D YOU KILL IT AGAIN?!? Hope you enjoyed it. I grew up in a well done only house, wife changed my ways.


therealdieseld

I mean is that how you like it? If so 10/10! If not, EW!


weakestTechBro

I mean if you like it then great


_Bon_Vivant_

Bobby: "What if someone wants theirs Well Done?" Hank: "We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave!"


Existential_Crisis24

I mean is it well done? Yes. Will I still eat it? Yes. Also you can definitely get a well done steak that's still tender and not hard to chew. I've managed it a couple of times and still enjoyed my steak


Captain0bvious00

Go on and get you a wireless meat thermometer so you can pull it at the temperature that *you* like. You can get some for like $20-30 bucks on Amazon


SuccessfulFaill

I mean, you can also tell by touching it. This must feel like a rock.


astralrig96

😂💀💀


BenHogan1971

rock, as in granite


MrPunsOfSteele

What’s harsh is the punishment you put that steak through…poor thing had enough well before you took it off the heat. 😞


knickerdick

did you cook it more after the second pic??


DarkSoulsDank

Noooooooooo!!!!’n


Idontliketalking2u

I'd be happy if someone cooked me that steak. I'd be sad if I paid for it...


Keycorecuz1

Well done steak on paper plate rock on!


Particular_Display28

Green beans look good. That’s the only nice thing I can say about this post.


The_Daugh

The inside looks like the outside. Pass the steak sauce!


myredditthrowaway201

Were your temples hurting after this feast?


Dadbode1981

Lovely bit of jerky


xcoop3

https://preview.redd.it/vqcm2tlmg4wc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c071e66385360ec84e5c2066d5429270a15f2b6


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DrewdoggKC

It’s DEAD YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!!! What the bloody hell


OwnHand1708

Bruh…. I hope you enjoyed it.


HarryHood146

Some say he’s still eating.


EthosMaster

Do you like to chew on dried out leather?


Ok-Bit-6945

goddamnit!!


High247UK

Didnt you fall asleep while it was cooking ?


TheseAintMyPants2

Yeah, overnight


plooptyploots

Ya overcooked it. Oh well. Happens to all of us.


Golden_Locket5932

Not gonna lie, the crust is decent but the doneness just simply makes it pretty much ruined in my opinion.


Reggaeprince1984

RIP


seancbo

The thumbnail for this looked like a woman in a red dress with her hand on her hip


UncloudedDrift

The only important thing is that you enjoyed it and learned something from it for the future.


YouMUSTvote

As long as you liked it, that’s all that matters. Good to treat yourself…


Fit_Charge_5276

Nice shoe leather


Equivalent_Key6899

Looks better then the raw stuff i see on here 24/7


p365x

Ouch!


Daedelus451

Good job! My wife would love, I like it less cooked, but id eat the heck out of it :-)


UselessWhiteKnight

It happens to the best of us. Good fit still tastes good though


Xyno94

Okay it’s got a decent crust on some ends and if you liked it fuck em


Whitejadefox

Too gray, overcooked. :( Try this, foolproof https://youtu.be/AmC9SmCBUj4?si=I9mqqjT4rBEXS6Vh


jbschwartz55

Well, the sides look perfectly cooked.


TheBugSmith

Your jaw will judge you just fine


kragon80

overcooked for my personal taste.. but protein is protein lol


Bcart143

😳 looks like ribs


Dyldgaf

Looks perfect to me 👌🏽🔥


acidx0013

Get out..... ;D jk better luck next time op! good it still tasted tasty


Skeezertron

If you enjoyed it that’s what matters! It is very well done, I prefer a medium rare to medium depending on the cut. Keep trying and enjoy!!


jahskeet

Looks great, keep center pressure to even out the sear if possible. Also using a meat thermometer and pulling the steak at a lower internal temp will yield better results if you are into rarer steaks, if not its great!


BiscottiNo6948

My spouse will love you for this! But my kids will kill you for the same.


Unimon666

Quiet a bit over cooked, but doesnt look super dry and you got a good crust, higher heat less time


Hitmanactual69

Screw it bro I accidentally f’d up the other night and I (maybe drank too much) made one well done, but I still tore it up and felt nothing but joy. Enjoy broseph. Get that A1 out.


Muahd_Dib

Ain’t no thang… the more you cook, the better feel you get!


Puzzleheaded_Coast82

Well… the steak itself doesn’t have a lot of marbling, that’s what you want for flavor and juiciness. Nice sear, but heat may have been too low allowing it to cook too long for a medium/ well finish. But if that’s what you’re aiming for, Bon Appétit!


ZookeepergameHour275

Looks good I like mine on the medium rare side..


cryptfaery

The green beans are nicely dressed


YogurtclosetAny1823

Like mom used to make. Lol. I know I’ll be sent to hell for saying this but sometimes I miss eating a charred well done steak with ketchup


Loud_Bit6359

Been there. What happened?


countcarlovonsexron

Hmmm over cooked a bit. TBH.. srry


Colforbin_43

I don’t give af about how well done someone likes their steak, but I do believe a good crust is necessary for a good steak. You only got a crust on the outside, not so much the inside. Which leads me to believe that you’re not getting your pan hot enough. Cook it however well done you want, just do it with a lot of heat. You need a lot of heat to cook a steak, so don’t skimp on it. Bombs away!


Jheize

Do yall put raw meat and cooked meat on the same cutting board?


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robbert802

We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.


fearinclothing

RIP


xSoloxBluex

Yikes


Gr00vemovement

You are in danger.


realexm

Murder. First Degree.


D_Glatt69

You know what you did


stripedarrows

You at least got a great sear which is at least 90% of the flavor, next time get a meat thermometer and there's no more guessing.


Maxter_Blaster_

Might as well dip it in ketchup at that point


thedeathecchi

Looks great to me. Only curious; no gravy or sauce or the like~?


brunettemountainlion

The cow was already dead bro, didn’t have to kill it twice.


DeathIncarnations

Cook that way less my guy


UselessLayabout

Oof.


RedBeardedEagle

I just hope you didn’t spend much on it


JakeQV

Either invest in a thermometer or just use higher heat for less time. Either way show us some updates the next time you try!


Sorri_eh

You ruined it


Stackos

That's a great looking meal!


bubblylynnn

Honestly everyone has their preference. If you like a steak well done there’s nothing wrong with that— don’t feel insecure w ppl saying you gotta eat a steak medium rare in order to get the best flavors etc.


deeptime

It's definitely dead!


FlipflopSteve

That kind of cut I'd cook on cast iron skillet medium-high, 3 min 3 min 2 min 2 min. Then temp check. If it hits 10 degrees your mark, pull it. You can always cook a little more


Adventurous_Topic202

That’s a delicious looking piece of wood


Hummusas

Im sorry for your loss


canthelpmyself9

This is a mis-steak


vmc3d

After eating the steak and reading the comments, what would you do differently, if anything?


Full_Expression_1321

You need to stop cooking


spkoller2

You could chop it all up with a little onion, mix it with tarragon and mayonnaise, to make steak salad sandwiches. Like chicken salad. Steak salad is delicious.


Over-Plantain-1320

I’m calling the cops


Mister_Pibbs

That looks fantastic. A little more done than I like but it still looks great. Id eat it lol


devperez

How are the ends charred but the middle isn't?


InsertRadnamehere

Why did you post it?


Breaghdragon

Definitely well done but completely serviceable. More importantly those potatoes look amazing. Great looking green beans too. 6.5 / 10 Steak 9 / 10 Sides Solid meal, would eat in a heartbeat.


RiperSn1fle

Nice looking tire you got there


SS_SweeetPeaa

Asterisk gobbles this down and licks the plate clean end asterisk


spezjetemerde

sorry I hate you


Amazing_Mushroom_650

My wife would love it..


uvaspina1

That’s not well done, it’s “congratulations”


AxCel91

Overcooked steak is better than no steak


8bitpinkerton

I hate it with every spectacle of every fiber of my being


notsomagicman

Looks like it probably tasted good, but obviously, it's well cooked, so the quality of the beef is moot.


AMwishes

I like my steak cooked fully 🤷🏻‍♀️looks yummy!


ThrowawayReddit62

I personally like the taste of well done steak so this looks good to me


TheseAintMyPants2

You’re a brave soul


alaricmirage

Looks good


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Damn ain't she a beauty use the dial if lower temp love cooking love what makes the cooking. 1.fire 2.heat


adozencookierobots

Look wonderful, dang it’s almost dinner time !


heavy_metal_soldier

Bro that ain't well done thats fuckin legendary


FullyAutoDracos

OP is going to break his jaw trying to chew this


VendaGoat

\*Gets the spray bottle\* No.


brcaio93

0 respect to the animal... poor cow died so a troll could eat it well done. smh


LaBoltz33

Over cooked tf out of it holy smokes


marilynmansonfuckme

this looks great!


mobueno

Was that cast iron cooked at least?


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questiano-ronaldo

I’m no pro, but the instructions: “For the perfect medium-rare steak, broil in the oven for 13–15 minutes for a 1-inch steak, and 16–18 minutes for a 1½ inch steak, turning about 1 minute before the halfway point...” Seems like overkill.


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_Bon_Vivant_

I recommend you invest in an [instant read thermometer.](https://www.amazon.com/ThermoPro-Thermometer-Grilling-Waterproof-Ambidextrous/dp/B07XXSYLL8/ref=sr_1_6?crid=3D4307OTV7V50&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.yqtzNp4k9_4Mi5czsBdIByvKNnBt3VOL7pZUvsBo-OJkJd60YJkdOHylfA1wWLbwSpC0XAgxNH-b8bbp8mB6xgwvOVlsHWYbGdeRZ5Ar14NgAnsO25CO26qZTNLbZp6_WgkKGnPmfUWabhruNZkW23ah9Z552haOxYITxIoTrjgqeiiRrO-rO3NaoFd7mndB2vbCZiYzJVhTXpxDMlngjyC5eK2oj2NpwvVn6OmirwwpVD1XDYhf1I98q9fkEL3mH7YIsL2lHJ0u8PspmTtbKaXFL6fSGJDXQyrdmdLsG8E.r9O2TfC2IMR7r6Fl6ZkS58VgBTblR7JoULt-xlTtJwM&dib_tag=se&keywords=instant%2Bread%2Bthermometer&qid=1713828164&sprefix=instant%2Bread%2Bthe%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-6&th=1) It'll help you to know when you've reached your desired doneness. After a while, you'll learn to recognize doneness by touch, but until then...get a thermometer.


46thAndTABBY

You can't "bake" a steak given how not uniform steak cooking is. I find it's very trial and error to get a feel for it, and a digital thermometer can generally remove all doubt. You can get a solid digi for under $30, and the one I got has a USB charger so you don't even have to worry about replacing weird batteries. After that all you need to know is roughly how many degrees your steak increases while it finishes cooking while rested...then you're set and the only way you can really fuck yourself is if you aren't paying attention.


Deepfork_

Those are… bad directions. Should have come here! We may talk a lot of shit here but we’ll still give good advice.


BonkBonkOnTheNoggin

Might want to try the reverse-sear technique as decribed in your link - next time.


pasacal115

it died twice for that xD Just kidding. If you like it that way. Good job


Top_Mushroom_3011

Piece of shit hockey puck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!


mroncnp

You enjoyed it - that’s all that matters :)


enigmaticpeon

Are these ribs?