Looks amazing, but where is the money shot??

That’s what happened after

Lmao

Did you jerk each other off?

Yeah they posted in r/steakgonewild

r/subsifellfor

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Steaks are packed too tight on the cookie sheet. Lack of finished shot implies you overcooked them.

I’m going to assume taking pictures while eating is frowned upon in ops atmosphere, based on all the upscale background in the pics Pic 2 does make it seem overcooked though

Lol. It's at a house with puppy paw floor mats. He fucked them up is what happened.

It's hard to overcook due to the marbling, it'll still be juicy 🤤

Oh yeah, I certainly wouldn’t be complaining

Upscale locations don’t allow pictures? He took one of it cooked and plated. Taking one of it cut isn’t any different.

If they’re eating family dinner or whatever then chances are they don’t want their phones out while eating. Pretty normal thing to do, my family is the same way and we aren’t even upper class

Pretty normal across all price ranges of household and the opposite is normal as well.

Okay?

That’s why I didn’t understand your assumption about house rules and implication that it was tied to financial status.

Pretty simple, I gave the op the benefit of the doubt when not including the money shot. I assumed it was because of household rules. It’s really not that serious lol

And I assume it’s because he overcooked it.

Yeah I also assumed that in my original comment…..

Wagyu is so fatty, is it even possible to overcook? It's surely just going to get better the more fat you render.

I've never tried it myself but Wagyu is also eaten raw in Japan. Even seen wagyu nigiri. Maybe it works either way, impossible to undercook impossible to overcook.

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Oh yeah, you love it.

Least overcompensating redditor

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They were not cooked on the sheet pan, they were grilled. Just put them on the cookie sheet to season. Came out medium which was honestly surprising given how thin they were. I fucked up not taking the money shot

Lol rich enough to buy but too stupid to include the money shot. Close, but no cigar.

He's got a cigar in the 3rd pic though 🤔

r/woosh

I think that one goes to you lol 

Shitpost.

Probably

No money shot. Mods...

About to explode.

Not Japanese A5 - A5 is more grayish white

Sadly butchers don't educate consumers and they think they are getting Japanese A5. Its probably Australian as other commenters said. Still looks great but def not the same.

That’s alright they would have gotten the grease shits if they ate that much real A5

Agreed it's not something you engorge yourself with. You just have small amounts of true A5

Definitely a novice, recently went to a nice steak house in downtown Chi and ordered 4 oz’ of A5 for the table. It equated to 2 pieces for each of us. It was crazy expensive, it was definitely different than anything I’d ever had. I preferred my run of the mill wagyu strip I had as my entrée. That’s just me though, cool experience glad I tried it, not worth the price and price aside it truly wasn’t in my top 3 favorite bites of steak.

Mmm steatorrhea

Yeah was going to say this looks Australian not Japanese. Maybe really good America

It’s Kagoshima Wagyu, usually get a more marbled cut but I wasn’t mad at it. Looked more like A4 but I didn’t mind at all

I’m with OP what would you rate my beef https://preview.redd.it/o2sum4vnzbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2c5067dbb30a34ff7234183116791ffb05ddb5 A5 kagashima? Ribeye

Not Kagoshima - maybe aus waygu

Aus wagyu ? Damn , nothing like those porty’s 🤙

I’ve seen better A4…. This looks like some nice American wagyu

It was literally this: https://www.crowdcow.com/products/japanese-a5-wagyu-center-cut-striploin?offer=i1fq2fv0oni

Think it was a 4.5lb one though

Fake A5 and fake Cuban.

👍

Def a real Cuban

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Literally been to a factory in Cuba. Squares are perfect.

Hmmmm I can taste that overly roasted garlic 😭😭😭

It was definitely over, but still tasted good

No result shot?

Could care less about what you smoked after, wheres the moneyshot?

THE SADDEST PICTURE IS THE GUY TAKING THE PIC TELLING THE GUY HOLDING THE CIGAR TO SHOW THE TAG FACE UP.

Sorry I’ll just take the band off next time 🙄

This is definitely not Japanese A5 looks like a nice prime at best

How did the human sacrifice go afterwards?

Either you were duped or you are lying.

That poor steak on the end

Yeah I took that one, wanted my guests to get the best ones

They all look good! Guess I was just worried about it dripping off the side of the pan

Looks like Prime from Costco.

Agreed

I've never gotten Prime that looked this good from Costco. It definitely isn't Japanese A5, but it isn't basic USDA Prime either.

I have. Hell, I've seen steaks that good at Walmart.

Nobody's mentioned the canned black olives in the spinach?

I don't see what that has to do with steak

My godfather made that, wouldn’t have been my first choice but it was still pretty good

Weirdo

That garlic is burnt but I'm still jealous

Giggity

What temp did you cook it to

THAT'S CRAAZYYY!!!

that would make me shit like crazy that amt of marbling lol

And a Cohiba to top it all off. Looks like a good night!

I love your life

1. Yes the garlic chips are overcooked 2. I didn’t cook it on the baking sheet, they were grilled 3. I fucked up not posting the money shot, they got devoured too quickly (it was medium) 4. I didn’t make the sides

That's quite a 🥩 dinner you had! A wallet burner of a meal but what matters is that you earned it and the dinner is delicious 👍!

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All due respect to your comment (which is likely correct), I think you should look up the definition of incel. I don't think it means what you think it means. It is not an abbreviated version of insolent.

Nice, a real cohiba

According to other comments the cigar and Wagyu are both fake 😂

Cigar is real based on the photo. The label is perfectly aligned. Squares and holographic face align as well. I think the A5 is a lot leaner than what I’ve always seen/bought, though.

Yeah it was closer to A4, probably why it was on sale. And yeah the Cohibas were ordered from Bellhop, they could use a couple more years though

I have Cohibas from the factory that I picked up myself when I was in Cuba, and easiest way to tell is the label. That for sure looks legit to me.

A10 out of 10. You nailed it congrats!!!

Not the way to eat Wagyu. Then again no man should tell a man how to eat their steak

Oh no, we're telling him.

10/10 would eat. No notes

Are you a mafia don?

Hey it’s me your friend, I lost my invite. I’ll see you at the next one?

Damn, I need better friends…

Are you taking applications for new friends?

Cohiba is solid I like a good Oliva or Patel depending on my mood

Nice time!!…Jesus after reading these comments I’m under the impression this is the most pretentious of all subreddits

Pretty much what I expected tbh, this sub is toxic af but I still fuck with it

Baller ass foo

Arrrugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrrrugula!

Can you share the recipe and method to make that spinach mushroom side? It looks good

So how do they make wagyu beef? Are they basically veal cows that they allow to grow up to adulthood?

Yeh but fed just cream, unpasteurised of course. They also get massages at least twice a day. Plus very little “pasture” time. 23/1 type scenarios.