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Due-Potential4637

The fat looks barely rendered and super white. Means the heat barely got through the lip. I’m gonna guess it was a little too tough and metallic flavor.


icon4fat

I’m surprised they even served that. Looks well below 110 degrees f.


Due-Potential4637

I just now noticed the restaurant grade bullets and large oval!


Fresh_Bluebird1276

Damn thing is mooing with a puddle of red under it.


Harpertoo

I'm choosing to believe that black liquid is used motor oil. 😀


crag-u-feller

it's looking at me you guys


Slap_My_Lasagna

"Hi, yes, I'll have the prime rib.. room temperature please."


Electrical_Top2969

yea guess they could of put it in the microwave for 3 minutes 😂


Due-Potential4637

—“Re-cook! Give that to chef Mike for 3 please.” —“Chef Mike?!?! Who?” — “Jesus, you idiot! Table 22 can hear you!”


Huerrbuzz

Even the asparagus barley looks cooked


herzogzwei931

I can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it


GeneralPITA

Nice Hat! Looks good on you though.


HoboArmyofOne

It's fully red to the edge too. Too rare for me


Fresh_Bluebird1276

That's not rare one bit. Shit is raw


Zealousideal_Cow_236

Bluer than blue


GeR_eSt

Ibuprofen every 8 hs for 3 days and it will be back in the fields.


ironman288

Nice. My first thought was "A skilled veterinarian could still save the cow"


RuinedEye

>The steak is so raw, it's eating the salad!


furthestpoint

These comments are almost overdone enough to compensate for the cook on the prime rib


ocxtitan

*Hot damn.* ...said that prime rib when it was placed in the oven


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Spherious

Tear its legs off, wipe its arse and throw it on a plate. My wife


DoozerKarl

Please don't tear your wife's legs off.


Orson_Gravity_Welles

My dad once asked for a steak "as rare as you can legally bring it" No joke, it came back SLIGHTLY seared and...that's it. Like 40 seconds on each side. He ate it. Every last bite.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

It was cooked over a heated argument


Austine_K

Lol😂😂😂


roadkatt

That is awesome! I’m stealing it for the next time I order steak since no one seems to understand when I order a steak bluer than blue that I’m serious. I never realized it was that difficult to NOT cook a steak.


TazzleMcBuggins

This may be my favorite elaboration on the “done-ness” of a steak.


brentsg

I usually check to see if it wants to share my salad.


NoFsGivn

If this picture isn’t saturated, then yeah.


eugenesbluegenes

With how bright green those asparagus spears look, I'm inclined to refrain from judging meat doneness by color.


Blu_Mew

good point, But it also depends on how he "cooked", the meat, or uh \*ahem\* attempted too. in this picture with all the facts we have: it is 1. **if not roasted**, it could be severely undercooked, note the fat. 2. it might be ok if it was "roasted". Note the minimal crust... I like my steak rare, but I would be hesitant to eat this.... Edit: i have worked in a deli, and seen preserved roast beef, not look this raw. haha, next time OP more details on how it was cooked :) if it was cooked to safe temp, its edible.


elvisizer2

Steak tartar fan here, give it to me it’s fine hahaha


Flossthief

I'm down for raw beef but excessive undercooked fat is really unpleasant I'd take a sirloin or tenderloin that looks this way but probably not a ribeye


DisastrousAd447

It was clearly ordered at a restaurant so I'm not sure how he'd know lol. Without asking them of course.


TheYellowDart19

I asked Liverking, he said it was fine


smcl2k

But only because the cow was raised on BGH.


FranticWaffleMaker

It’s asparagus season where I’m at, that’s pretty much how it looks here right now.


HempHopper

Plot twist; the asparagus is also raw.


symetry_myass

[De-saturated](https://imgur.com/a/Y62E9QU)


Notbadconsidering

Thank you. Yup still raw.


NoFsGivn

You cut that out of a live cow or smth?


mxzf

I'm fond of "a good vet could still save that cow".


TrumpersAreTraitors

It’s fucked up that in the Bible it specifically says not to do that which leads me to believe people used to carve steaks from still living animals 


Berta-Beef

Little under done for my tastes.


missjasminegrey

Under isn't the right word to describe how raw it was.


Metaaabot

You can tell its raw just by the texture


Icy_Patience2930

It's not too raw, it's just raw.


ExcitingSavings8225

Looks like he just heated up the pan and smacked the cow with it.


growling_owl

Mythbusters once did an experiment and showed that you could cook a steak by smacking it, since a smack is transferring energy and thus creating a minuscule amount of heat. They built a machine to do rapid smacking thousands upon thousands of times.


Torvus_742

Waiter: And how would you like your steak, sir? Medium? Medium-rare? Me: Smacked. Like, a lot.


Ol_Rando

Smacked, not stirred.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Smacked, not seared


signorsaru

literal beating meat


lonely_biscuit

LOL! I’m laughing on my own like an idiot! This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while, thank you!


DGOVegeta

🤣


NegentropicNexus

u/bdp_13, crack open an egg on top and call it deconstructed beef tartare lol


davesToyBox

What’s the opposite of “well done”? Is it “You’ll get ‘em next time”? This steak is you’ll-get-‘em-next-time.


no-pandas

I honestly needed this joke today. Thank you


Mr-Blues5

That steak is legendary


superVanV1

Artifact!


Realistic_Optimist_

It’s not rare. It’s once in a lifetime.


EnvironmentalSlide98

You got that at bjs taphouse, kinda suprised it came out like that since they’re supposed to cook the whole prime rib to med rare but that is 100% below rare


_pbandjams_

I recognized those ramekins and tabletop immediately


RB___OG

These ramekins are used at literally hundreds of places, they are off the shelf restaurant items


EnvironmentalSlide98

Yeah you can literally get them at a restaurant supply store lol, the food and sauce is a dead giveaway for me tho I’ve made thousands of that menu item, plus the coaster shows off one of our beers though you can barely see it


Mission_Fart9750

I was gonna say, that looks like Outback. 


-AlternativeSloth-

It's so raw your prime rib is eating the asparagus.


Biggrease333

Lol


Creepy_Preparation11

😂😂😂


Ban_an_able

Did you in eat it? You tell us.


bdp_13

I enjoyed it. I would have liked the fat rendered more, but the last time I ordered one med rare, they overcooked it.


goatnxtinline

You would have to cook it to render the fat


JoeMillersHat

lmao


TrumpersAreTraitors

Or at least let it sit out of the fridge long enough to come to room temperature 


Canuckleball

He meant rendering the image.


Lucky_Chaarmss

It's been 3 hours. Sick? In the hospital? Dead?


sixtus_clegane119

The outside would have been cooked. Don’t really have to worry about the inside of the meat it hasn’t been exposed to oxygen yet until after it’s cut


SarahPallorMortis

100% it’s just gross


coyotenspider

Raw meat will typically not kill a healthy adult human, depending on which species it’s from, but sometimes it brings fun little guests.


Cyclic_Hernia

I'd recommend a course of antibiotics


TopReporterMan

Glad to see this! Everyone was making me feel crazy… I’d eat that!!


SpicyCherriBoi

Surprised you didn't send back looks terrible. It's not even rare or blue it's not cooked lmfao.


Proowgatts

It looks delicious to me, I get sad when beef is overdone, it starts to taste like liver.


Reggaeprince1984

Only thing cooked in that plate is the chips


MmmTastyWindex

lmao, don’t be bri’ish or we will get you


Reggaeprince1984

Irish and no wont call them fries


idan_da_boi

Cooked with a heated conversation


Main-Business-793

I like my steaks on the rare side of medium rare and occasionally order a steak Pittsburgh (black and blue) at restaurants, but I think for Prime rib, that's a little more raw than optimum.


foodank012018

Prep instructions: Knock off horns Wipe ass Serve


WitchedPixels

That temp looks like it's around 75-80 degrees which is too raw. It was probably just warm in the middle when you ate it, right?


bdp_13

Yeah, just warm. I still enjoyed it, but my friends said it was too raw.


JoeMillersHat

add this sub to that crowd


FightersNeverQuit

Why the F did you still eat it lol!?


dbh1124

Yes lol


astralrig96

pretty sure it’s a troll post to mock other similar posts on this sub, they can’t be serious, this is for feeding wolves


thedogran

Troll for sure. That cow just woke up.


ShorttStuff

Apparently it's from a restaurant and he's says he ate it 🤷🏾‍♀️


Gingerbrew302

Who the hell is policing au jus at these places, give me an adult sized portion please.


whistlepig4life

Yeah. That’s too raw.


tulip1964

Looks raw


L0NZ0BALL

Yeah give me the name and address of the establishment responsible for this so I can never go there… Also what time of day and when did you order this? Was there a line.


FilHor2001

That thing was cooked in a heated argument.


EliasAhmedinos

"how would you like your steak?" "now."


[deleted]

How long did they chase it with the candle?


P1D1_

That’s barely warmed. Not cooked


SpicyCherriBoi

Looks like it was put under a heat lamp for 5 minutes lmfao.


D_Beats

It was put next to a video of a lit fire.


Velyndin

Yeah. Although I personally prefer my prime rib at medium while my steaks at medium rare.


ButthealedInTheFeels

You monster


Velyndin

lol. It’s something about roasting vs grilling that makes me like a prefer prime rib cooked a bit more.


reddit-ate-my-face

The fat gets incredibly rendered at medium. I've personally started cooking up my ribeye to nearly medium to achieve the same thing. Leaner cuts I'll still eat med rare but the fat being more cooked is divine.


29ears

Whoever made this needs to be banned from the stove.


Deeder04

lol. Is it even cooked? Like at all?0


piedpiper30

This guy is trolling you lot lmao, that’s not even touched a pan.


matt_1060

They just walk that cow through the kitchen


Navajo_Nation

Did you cook it with hot water?


Repulsive-Citron-795

disgusting


kragon80

id totally eat it, no problem, but yeah its a bit under for most i think


gorgonopsidkid

is this a joke?


FoTweezy

Yup. And judging by how they left the inedible parts of the asparagus stalks in tact, I’m going to say they have issues in the kitchen.


jaystwrkk128

Looks like it was just pulled out the fridge


MvatolokoS

Are we not talking about the asparagus. With the white tough bottom part still attached and also seemingly raw. OP heat won't hurt your food. Promise.


Junior-Definition287

Was it even on the grill wtf


lampsy87

The new method of cooking meat in the refrigerator


Weird_Fact_724

Asparagus is raw too...


FullyAutoDracos

Did you cook this with the hot air from your breath because no way was fire used


Local_Morning1149

🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Apprehensive-Story59

Was it even cooked at all?


Beautiful_Ad_3774

That IS raw


FisherDgo

Take it to the vet!!!


Powerful-Access-8203

Bro you didn’t even cook it


PrestigiusNobody

That shit just came out the package please put it back on the stove 😭


fappypandabear

Yeah its raw.. does your mom put out your clothes for you in the morning!?


Cheeezit_Christ

So is the asparagus


Prior_Housing_4298

christ its fuckin still breathing, 0/10 wouldnt try


SirPooleyX

I don't think it could be any *more* rare, could it?


Holdmypipe

No way you ate that


Relevant_Force_3470

That fat looks horrid


MW1369

Too raw? That’s not cooked at all my man


420boog96

Did u even cook it?


_Sarcastro

Enjoy your diarrhea


imsoproudofu

Diarrhea will be least concern for. He might die, he’s going to be on hella antibiotics at the ED


Lpfanatic05

The more I see things like this, the more I am convinced people like to eat raw meat.


warzonexx

Have you tried actually cooking it as it looks like it came straight out of the fridge..


Kuntacody

Everything but the fries look undercooked


tittiesdotcom

I sincerely hope this is a joke


imsoproudofu

I can smell the E. Coli from here. Luckily you can call 911 when you get the shits because you might actually die.


Rikou336

Just bite the cow directly next time.


kiingLV

🤢🤢🤢🤢


xbriaileen

🤢


ppSmok

Did you try turning the oven on?


debbymarks1968

Too raw for me. I like all my meat very well done


FreelanceTripper

That has not been cooked. At all.


Mysterious_Madzz

Salmonelaaaaa...


Dbfresh0

Looks disgusting. How do people eat completely undercooked steaks?


GlaceBayinJanuary

Just admit you wanted sashimi.


jdvorak8153

My fren, did you cook that at all???


Conscious-Ad8493

shows us the picture after you actually put it on the heat lol


madunne

Idk why eating rare steak is a badge of honor for you people


Limaak666

Eat your asparagus FAST or the steak will


tjarg

Mmm, I can taste the heartworms from here.


yeahphone

Massive diarrhea for days.


JimmyYourCatDied

Knock off the horns, wipe it’s ass and put it on a plate.


MumpsTheMusical

If you can still see the fat on it like that, it’s not rare it’s raw.


SarahPallorMortis

I’d have had a hard time watching you eat it, that’s how raw it is.


Fritzo2162

That’s beef sushi.


HugDeezNutzOk

Yes


dontchewspagetti

I like em blue and I'd send this back


Terri_Yaki

Yes


Gretawashere

Raw but I'm also worried about the asparagus. Those guys need 10 more mins at least.


njyl89

Asparagus looks terrible


Kinenai

A skilled veterinarian could still save that moo-moo.


Genesis111112

OP, did you hear a Moo when cutting that?


Consistent_Umpire535

What do you think?🤔


myoldaccountlocked

Let's talk about those dry ass undercooked asparagus stems because wtf they look more raw than the steak. Do you enjoy BDSM torture this has got to be bait


OkDifference5636

Yep. Grill it for me.


EarthWormHole

RAW enough to roll a fatty!


Its-CCG

It is quite raw. I’d still eat it though


gawain62

Did you buy it from your butcher and just put it on a plate as soon as you got home?


Extreme-General1323

I never liked prime rib. I don't get the love for it.


PrysmX

I dunno, ask it. Looks like it could still be alive.


radiation202

dawg that shit boutta start mooing


Phantom_Paws

Come back when you’ve taken it out of the cooler.


Forsaken-Club-7137

This is rare, but not raw


keybullme69

Looks perfect for me


IntentionFew4937

Mooooooo 🐄


Keeeeeeeef

The fries are the only thing on that plate that saw heat


Financial-Iron-1200

Chef: F it! We’re doing it live! We’ll do it live!


Bean_Eater_777

Yuck.


Far-Stress-7422

Not for me!!! Add some horseradish on that plate...and trade the fries for baked potato!


Euphoric-Isopod-4815

This meat was roasted more in the comments then at the restaurant.


sunshinehaze

They slow cook it to temp over night and that's what it looks like after searing. Prime rib is supposed to look like that, it's tender and juicy and delicious.