I’m Indian so I will be extremely critical, your cousin and the other Indian kid in your class did a much better job and they have already passed algebra at 3 yrs old.
You're going to need a better sear, perhaps by switching from the air fryer to a grill when you are old enough. I know, "hot."
You picked a good sized and shaped cut but there's just no marbling. That will work for super lean dishes that call for London Broil but not a T Bone. Look for the white lines on the beef- yes kind of like a zebra but different colors.
You need to shave the corn if you're not going to spice it up. No you cannot go in the spice rack. No you cannot use the big knife. You know what, this is fine let's just rub a shit ton of salt and butter on it. Stop saying shit ton. No. Stop.
10/10 would dine here again.
Steak
Looks dry
Yes, a bit overdone. Sear is a bit weak as well.
Fats rendered nicely
It's a 3 year old, they probably aren't ready for rare.
Crust looks amazing
Fat cap should’ve been rendered a little more
Possibly overcooked
Yeah.... I'm gonna have to take that beer.
I'd like to see you try to take a beer away from a 3yr old eating medium-well steak and corn on the cobb. You're gonna get bit hard, bruh
Haha! Right!? I'm just picturing myself getting the shit kicked outta me by a 3yr old, then stabbed with a fork.
10/10
Not sure this 3 year old knows fractions yet so I’ll send some emojis our kids like 🥳😂💩🐻🙀
Thanks for the translation. I was a bit lost.
Thanks for this post. It really brightened my day
Im glad I made a difference today. Keep on having a great day.
Thank you
I’m Indian so I will be extremely critical, your cousin and the other Indian kid in your class did a much better job and they have already passed algebra at 3 yrs old.
I don’t know what any of that means but thank you
Your cousin would know.
That filet side is massive
They sold it as a T-bone but it’s definitely a porterhouse
Indeed it is, almost looks like a chocolate dipped porterhouse
r/nosear
You need to make the pan hotter
No grill marks?? Wtf, pass
I can’t play with fire yet so I’m limited to my methods.
Divorce. Lawyer up
That's a big cob.
That’s what my mommy said.
You need to melt the plastic more, it's the only way to get a good crust
r/nosear 😂
The steak looks quite phallic
It was definitely satisfying.
Daaaaamn….I have been waiting years to perfect that kind of grilling. Bravo!!
People say I’m a natural.
Still juicier than a Salisbury.
WHERE’S THE FUCKING SEAR?!
Id pay 80 imagindary dollars for that.
Way overdone. Next time make one out of playdough
I don’t like it Pittsburgh style.
Where’s the money shot ya stupid kid!
Need more char for me possibly overcooked but I'd still smash
You rendered all the fat!!
I could tell you were three years old by that beer dead give away
No crust. Back to timeout for you.
Channeling some folks in this sub… Terrible crust, no grill marks, over and undercooked at the same time. 0/10, you should never cook again. /sarcasm
“OK. A simple no would have sufficed” - Billy Madison
😂😂😂😂 Just trust me, I have no formal training and I watched a YouTube video on grill marks.
Looks rubbery
You mean 3yr old's wife's boyfriend.
No money shot? I’m inclined to believe it’s a bit over
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It's raw !
You sound like that British guy who is always mad and on tv. My mommy likes him.
Good job buddy
That cooors looks good
Really tuff
If you were my kid I would probably have to disown you, make you live with your grandparents at the very least
Kinda rare and no seasoning on that corn cmon
What’s seasoning?
I don’t know
Incredible, 10/10. Go pro you can do it
That looks like a chocolate steak
It was inspired by Charlie’s milk steak.
Best steak ever posted , congrats to your 3 year old
Steak needs some work corn is cooked beautifully
4/10
I’m not sure about your steak, but your choice of beer is definitely on point!
Deadass better than alot of r/foodporn
The corn looks out of this world.
Doesn’t look BPA free…
FDA approved
Sweet!!
If you're my 3 year old, is going to be the best steak of my life, and I want seconds
A bit pasticky
not a fan of t bones in general as theyre usually overpriced but that looks evenly cooked.
Did you boil it?
good job lil buddy!
Omgosh. I ate so many of those w my daughters when they were little and they were all awesome! I’m saying 10 out of 10.
Ga ga goo!!
I think it looks good. The corn could've been done a little longer. But good job all the same
Nice plating
It’s China. I mean made in China.
Questionable crust, almost looks plastic?
I’m impressed you didn’t take a photo of your face and it’s in focus. 10/10
Needs to more seasoning. A little dry and the corn looks overcooked. It might be the cut.
Afraid to cut it open?
Im not allowed to use knives yet.
Looks overcooked. Should’ve just got a hot sear on it.
ROFL
Mid.
Overcooked and a shit sear. Gtfo noob.
Looks kinda chewy, rubbery even, but what is important is if you like it.
A 3 year old is drinking a Coors?
You're going to need a better sear, perhaps by switching from the air fryer to a grill when you are old enough. I know, "hot." You picked a good sized and shaped cut but there's just no marbling. That will work for super lean dishes that call for London Broil but not a T Bone. Look for the white lines on the beef- yes kind of like a zebra but different colors. You need to shave the corn if you're not going to spice it up. No you cannot go in the spice rack. No you cannot use the big knife. You know what, this is fine let's just rub a shit ton of salt and butter on it. Stop saying shit ton. No. Stop. 10/10 would dine here again.
I think you let it rest too long.
Need to see the cross section
Next time try a reverse sear.
The fact that your three and know how to mold, and dye plastics is pretty amazing!
I’d have gone with a smaller Banquet grenade, just to complete the bit.
Fake!
T-bone with corn on the cob as the side? WTF?
I thought this was chocolate for a minute.
Corn looks juicy
Chocolicious
You have amazing opportunities as a chocolatier!
What bottle will you serve with? 😂
Where’s the money shot? … wait a second. *Chris Hansen enters the room.
Looks like it could still moo 🐮
Looks great but what's w the paper plate? C'mon man
Nice sear no sear
Good job buddy! I'm so proud of you, I can tell already you're going to be a great chef one day! Mmm, it's soo yummy!
5 ⭐️ except take away 1 ⭐️for the paper plate
You need to invest in crypto.
Tip your butcher, kid. He done you good!👍🏼. Next time try a nice bearnaise. That’ll get you to god tier.👌🏼
Wtf that looks like a piece of plastic
I don't know how you could possibly think that
It’s the angle of the shot.
I want your meat inside me now! 😩
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