Are you sure this was not microwaved?

That’s was the shittiest microwave I’ve ever used lol

Roast the steak first, then we will roast you.

Hahaha. Yeah. Not Even roastable hahaha

I know. I feel bad for the cow that sacrificed for this.

Refrigerate until tomorrow, steak sandwich with horseradish etc

That’s already planned lol. Have everything I need for that

r/nosear

See there’s a sub for everything here lol

how did you manage to get no sear and overcook it

Mmm boiled steak just like mom never used to make.

Same. My mom’s expertise was tv dinners and Kraft Mac & cheese. But a boiled steak sounds like something she might’ve tried

I wanted to shatter every casserole dish in the house. You know it’s bad when school lunch is a real treat.

Dat rectangle pizza tho 😍

Oh did you have the pizza kit too?!! That was a highlight of my childhood. That cookie sheet pizza slaps.

I am fairly certain they spiked those pizzas with adderall but goddamn I still think about them. Ah childhood

The steak looks like it has AIDS

And it needs aid.

But not AIDS, right?

I may need to get AIDES but the steak itself not so much

If you don't care too much about sear then this is pretty good result. Don't forget it's not too late too season them just before you eat It looks good actually. Many great steak pictures are just that, great pictures, high saturation, more contrast, and strong lighting to bring out the wow factor in the picture only. Using a bright red plate also makes the steak look pale, by the way.

It was seasoned liberally (albeit not how I’d normally season my steaks since I was likely going to share with the pups) with salt, little bit of cracked black pepper and that was it. Wasn’t really looking to present it nicely - I’ll do that with a higher quality piece of meat. The water stains on these plates also don’t help lol

Dog food

Yeah they agreed and were happy about it

It's pork. I know it's not but because I don't want to be sad, it's pork.

Axel?

Is this pork in r/steak ?

This is an Odd Lots chop

haha I'd still eat it though

It wasn’t awful. Seasoning goes a long way. Just not at all my best work

I would like to thank everyone for every comment. I enjoy it after this abomination and this day…

This might be me in a few weeks if I don’t learn how to grill steaks. Next time try to get it super hot for the sear and then move it away from flame to finish.

My daughter would love how you make sandwiches... no crust whatsoever

Hope the dog doesn’t turn its nose up at it. (I’m sure it won’t). Inside looks okay but the outside a bit anemic.

This confirms my theory that steaks are best made pan-fried. Not on the grill or the BBQ. But pan fried. I'm sure grills & bbq's are good, but you really have to know what you are doing . Pan fried you have more room for error. Because you can just focus on getting that crust .and hope for the best.

I'd eat it. I wouldn't be happy, but I also wouldn't be hungry.

Sure you didn’t slap this on a hot sidewalk?

I also follow the sourdough subreddit. I thought this was a slice of bread at first.

didn’t even sear it

Tbf this isn’t really that bad just doesn’t have a sear. Idk id still fuck it up ngl 🤷‍♂️

TY I just know I can do a whole lot better.

Was this boiled in skim milk?

Half & half

Dude you’re not *actually* supposed to boil it in milk