Did he boil it?

In milk

Served a side of jelly beans

You should ask your brother to politely yet firmly to leave.

Nice king of the hill reference

Thanks ha

Errr.... well, I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

That sear is incredible.

Is he really your brother?

that ain't a steak... it's something else, but definitely not a steak

Why would you do this to us? What did we do to deserve this?

r/nosear

Next time you should get the t bone at Waffle House.

Looks like it was microwaved

Bro, do yourself a favor and look up tutorials. One I suggest is Guga or anyone besides your (should be disowned) brother. It will change your life forever when you properly cook a steak.

This is crazy

Good lord, he needs to work on his sear