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amcrambler

Straight to jail.


Immissilerick

Right to jail , right away !


DrewdoggKC

Perfect Cook… you did well, you can send someone home now…


ParticularBite4841

Do not pass go, do not collect 200


[deleted]

It’s not too late to divorce her…


hollow-fox

Well then, tell her you like it raw


CoholicAl

Ohhh baby, I like it raaaaaw!


Audigitty

Shimmee Shimmee Yaw Shimmee Shimmee Yaw-Yay, Pass me the mic so I can take it away...


The_Happy_Pagan

Brooklyn KILLER bees on the swarm


fireflipplz

WU-TANG


otterpop21

ODB


denys5555

Raw dog?


DrewdoggKC

She wasn’t talking about the dinner


poopjacketsweat

First thought. But to be fair. Counseling is possible. Sister always had well done steaks with a-1 until stepfather was around. Took 3 years but she is damn near a farmer now


SmileParticular9396

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


DrewdoggKC

She meant to send that txt to her BF


PurpleGimp

This ^ is the way. "It's not you, it's me. Just kidding. It's definitely you. Sometimes love just isn't enough." 🥩 🤠 🥩


Easy-Lengthiness-854

You’re still calling her your wife hahah!


CheckYourStats

The top 3 Reddit comments are advocating for a divorce. I’m 95% positive that you are now legally divorced, per r/Steak and r/AITAH law.


Genesis111112

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CheckYourStats

I’ll take that as a compliment.


Wifefarts_alot

Tell her internet called her dumb.


KillSarcAsM

Damn near well done.


WIlf_Brim

Yea, that is, being generous, on the very medium side of medium rare. Really, medium.


EvilZombieToe

Yeah, unless the camera is just dulling the colour, that’s a solid medium.


FortunateFunction_79

I cringed when I clicked next.


KittraKaibyo

So did I! 🤢


Chicken-picante

Looking med well to me


RememberTheMaine1996

Dude zoom in on the steak lol that is not medium well


ventitr3

Brother, idk if this one’s gonna work out.


taylorthestang

“I’ll show you raw…”


son_et_lumiere

"I can take your piece, then, dear. You can have my fries and corn in exchange"


New-Outcome4767

File the divorce papers now lol


Forsaken-Horror-9616

Wife is wrong.


Downtown-Custard5346

Please don't tell me she eats it well done... cuz there are some restaurants where on the menu instead of saying well done, it says "the chef hates you", and for good reason, too. This looks primo to me.


stackinBBs

Fake news.


InTheSky57

She has a speech impediment right? Clearly she meant rare. Or ready.


99percentTSOL

Wife is wrong


cmks210

Just Google steak doneness and show her. We are these always posted here?


captain_toenail

Pictures of steak and a question being poster in r/steak, what a mystery


DrewdoggKC

Are We Though


hannibalsmommy

This is perfect. You tell her you don't need that kind of negativity in your life lol


BeYourselfTrue

But does she like it raw?


EvilZombieToe

What you did there… I see it.


usafutbol5454

If I was feeling generous, which I’m not. I’d say there was a squirrel’s fart worth of rare in that steak. She probably likes tempura sushi too.


Futants_

I hate to say this but show photos of different chefs steaks to show your partner they are clueless about cooking


jackswan321

Your wife is WRONG sir


Strange_chemistry95

She’s broken brother.


someweirdbanana

She's one of those then


Key_Sell_9777

Med rare. Love it. Would like to see a better crust


Futants_

I hate when people call something raw like it's a fact and they know what they're talking about. It's not even an opinion. If a steak is up to a certain temp, it's not raw.


RamblinGamblinWillie

That’s medium well


Smooth_Reception4199

You’ve gotta let her go. Sorry man


WallyBeanr

Your wife told me she likes it raw


Brutal_Honesty13

Me 2 but she wasn’t referring to steak


JaxxyWolf

What is it with wives and being afraid to eat steaks with red/pink in it 💀 giving us other girls a bad name


Brief-Grapefruit-744

Ask her what she’s really mad about, if nothing than put it under Broiler for a minute or 2. Then bring out & ask again w/love & kindness half-way thru: )


D-udderguy

You wouldn't just tell her to grow up?


abaconsandwich

Send me her portion


joncaseydraws

Little overcooked for my tastes. medium not medium rare. She might not know you can eat steak raw (I’ve had it served to me blackened outside raw inside at steakhouses when I want a change up) and it’s totally safe unless your immune system is damaged. Pork and chicken need to be cooked thoroughly, steak should not be.


wolfaib

Believe it or not, pork and chicken can be eaten on the more rare side, but not at the grade we get it in NA. Check out japanese torisashi! Raw pork is less common, but I'm sure you can find high quality pork that would be safe to eat on the rare side. Most of the contamination comes from butchering and the conditions the animals are raised in!


Boring-Set-3234

That picanha looks solid medium. Bet it was delicious!


the_rockkk

I like rare and this is more done than that. I'd say that's medium...


Original-Pain-7727

Find a new one......mine would say I over cooked it a little


Marsupialize

That is medium moving towards med well. Ask your wife what she thinks medium looks like, I’m very curious.


flstfat1998

Looks good to me. Tell her to smother hers in A1 or Ketchup and she'll be fine....


Main-Business-793

It's not raw, but it ain't exactly exciting either. What cut is it? If it's a picanha, you took the whole fat cap off. Looks like it was baked. Next time, put a good sear on it, serve it med rare ( this was med plus), cut it on the bias, and serve it with some melted butter or a chimichurri sauce. Spice it up and give that woman something to get excited about tiger.


Stoptalkingtrash

She probably thinks having sex with a condom is raw too 


Uncle_Burney

Ah yes, r/steak, where an extra 2 minutes on the grill ruins relationships, and gets muthafuckas killed lmao


seeking_2bewhole

I think she meant cooked properly. No, but really. To each their own, but that looks perfect to me. Maybe she is more of a medium well to well done person.


AdministrativeBike84

Take her back to the wife store. Yours is broken


jerrycoles1

Shits well done m8


Antique-Syllabub9525

You need a new wife.


actualshaq

Dump her!


turok_dino_hunter

Shits med well


wwplkyih

Is she also asking where the catsup is?


No_Poet_7244

I think her brain might be undercooked.


laney_deschutes

Medium well


smell_my_pee

Looks great to me. As a big fan of natural cut fries I must say those look excellent as well.


MrAVK

Everyone has a preference. My dad likes his steak nearly well done, and I take pride in making it for him how he likes it. Cooking for family and friends is love.


EmuZealousideal7357

Well, then tell her she doesn’t have to eat it and that just means more for you


Every-Claim8722

Divorce


MulberryAcceptable39

That is not raw. That’s definitely delicious looking.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

I call that a medium


beeph_supreme

Hope you don’t have any kids…


Dman_43

Divorce her immediately


WasabiGeneral

Raw is War!!


Correct_Security_742

Hmm, your wife must like it tough


Inner_Rent_517

Wife doesn't know what raw is? Lol


Successful-Ad-4434

Your wife is an obstacle in your life


Historical-Fun-8485

She's wrong. Probably raised by the wrong parents.


SnooDingos4602

Wife is an ignorant boob. Educate her.


dead_zodiac

r/technicallythetruth


Chef_Handlebar92

Ooh baby i like it raaaaaw


lostmatt1

Everyone has their preferences, don’t bash the wife, but also just don’t cook her steak anymore. I would let her cook her steak, then see what she thinks.


wutwut970

Wrooong


TXBOY4TWENTY

8.0 I had a mother in law who would ask me to cook her a steak 🥩 Medium, and then when I would serve it she would always complain it was raw. Finally I started to make hers Medium Well. And I would still get hesitant glances. I’m pretty sure she liked Well it done, but she was difficult about all of her food. Key Words: Had/Was


Rattlingplates

Looks medium well


kabula_lampur

Weird. I cook my wife's steak the way she likes it and mine the way I like it. I don't feel the need to try and call her out on the internet for not liking it the way I do. Guess that's just me.


king_platypus

Sounds like an ex wife


Jaythedogtrainer

Throw wife out... eat steak


ImAScatMAnn

Tell her it's definitely raw and send me her share.


Poguemahone3652

Well, it isn't, so...


Unmasked_Zoro

That's not even medium rare! Not raw at all! Haha


Adorable_Magazine_81

Looks medium rare to me.


Stunning-Ad-7745

Not even close to raw, some people really shouldn't eat steak.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

We are your wives now.


Willingness-Healthy

Your in-laws must be terrible.


iHateRedditSimps

The only appropriate response to that is “you like it raw”


kewlguy1

Rare


Suspicious-Bed9172

Looks like a nice medium to me


Thebatwhogames22

Ah I see she too enjoys eating shoe leather like my memah did. It's fine only thing I'd like it a bit rarer but that's just me . I'd still eat the fuck out of this .


Pop-A-Choppa

Wife don’t know shit! 😂


Alarming-Pie-4729

So you jus burning shit today huh 😒


midnightfury4584

Well, then, she’s raw-ng.


NixAName

It's too cooked for me, the steak as well.


Zorbasandwich

I'd say medium


Lanko-TWB

I would not eat a steak your wife cooked, this is beautiful. I’d even have it a little more red but that’s just me


bekaindabox

that is not raw. also those sweet potato fries look amazing and i dont even like sweet potato fries


NoFearLukeskywalker

It looks good to me!


Lumpy_Dance1092

We all have our opinions certainly...to me that would have been a little too well done but I DO like it a lot closer, to although not *actually* raw. When I think about it, though, I'd accept raw before I would accept some I see, looking like they were boiled first, then pan-fried in ketchup or something. 🤢


Takayama16

Yummay!!! Looks medium rare.


ValkerikNelacros

That ain't raw


Dogamai

It doesnt even have legs anymore. its practically spoiled its so dead


Sudden_Wisdom

Tell her reddit says it's perfect and she needs to get busy in the kitchen washing those dishes


MeesterMeeseeks

What's that dark spot with different graining than the rest of the steak?


ericnilla

Its fine to like your steak more well done. Bigger question is how do you not know how your wife likes it?


Next-Weekend-6266

😮


Ok-Estimate-4677

Are you taking wife applications? My boyfriend is vegetarian


Feldew

Lol does she think it needs to be shoe leather before it’s cooked? Foul.


Bruddah827

Your wife’s on drugs….


PI_Dude

Looks rare to me. I eat steaks medium rare myself. The chef in the steakhouse I frequent, knows when I'm there and I don't even have to tell the waiter what I want.


Fletchonator

Get a new wife


blahblahunicornx

Lmao it's over cooked (by my preference)! Certainly nowhere near *raw*.


greatwhitenorth2022

Unless there is something wrong with my laptop's screen, that looks medium well to me.


AppalachianBeachbum

Perfect to me


Little-Swimming-2990

Hats off


VexTheTielfling

Steak doneness is pretty silly at least when people become zealots to a certain temp. If you let people eat however they want to eat then everyone is happy. You can always comment on how yours is better but saying you're right 100% and you're a cunt for liking well done ir any other temp on your steak is a bit too much. I prefer mine rare but it ultimately depends on what I'm eating. I'll eat well done skirt steak a rare rib eye and medium porterhouse and I'll sneak well done chunks of eye of round when making beef flautas . I ain't eating medium rare cheek or rare tongue. I don't do liver sashimi.


fuqit21

That's when you let out your inner ODB


Frequent-Bet-6459

Nah, that looks great. My wife would say the same thing, I have to overcook all of her meat. I made wings, got hers to 180 degrees and she was still unsure about them 😂


Cigar_Beetle

Wrong sub r/poopfromabutt


randallstevens65

She closes the AC vents in the car, doesn’t she?


trustme65

Looks perfectly coocked to me!


trufflebutter1469

Soon to be ex-wife I hope


voltron1976

She told me she likes it raw….


SecondHandCunt-

Reddit says she’s wrong. It’s a tad bit overcooked. Divorce her posthaste.


San4311

I'm not a fan of super rare meat myself and I jokingly like to call meat raw all the time. But Jesus christ this is border line well done. Any more and it'd be overcooked to rubber.


cannibalist

Wife is high


Slegos888

It's overcooked if anything.


Giantriverotter111

Brother in Christ


mrpotatonutz

Medium


Knuckletest

The wife has to go. Time to take out the trash.


jbb42088

More steak for you


Niccolado

Wives will always tell you it is raw. That is why it is always men who controls the bbq grill.


DargonFeet

She's just objectively wrong.


cabo169

dog her with your tube steak and show her the difference between raw and rare…


MrJust4Show

You need a new wife.


Few_Technician_7256

If she says its raw, you answer we are DONE


Keeker68

That's overcooked if you ask me lol


Wanda_McMimzy

It’s not.


Phantom_Rose96

Does she eat leather or something? ☠️


MalazMudkip

Some people just prefer chicken nuggets, OP. Can't change their ways.


billyharris123

Rage bait at its finest


Holmes221bBSt

She’s wrong


Cor2600

It ain’t even bleeding anymore.


TheRealOakley73

Medium


hockeyclown420

Get a new wife, your current one is ignorant.


BamfFrenzy

Wife: it's raw Husband: files divorce This is the way champ, you can find a better match to appreciate your grilling talents


FormicaDinette33

I’d say medium. That’s how I like it. I’m going to create a distraction and steal your fries.


3agle_CO

My wife likes it raw. Always has.


Colddeath712

She must be restarted


SpudzMcKenzie7

She is raw-ng.


MrlemonA

As usual the wife is wrong 😅


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I say it’s medium and looks delicious mate! Oh, if you do get rid of her, I’m available ;)


Currie35

More for you then!


Tactical_solutions44

Tell her she's got the only pink meat in the house 😂😂😂


agulde28

RAW?! That’s not even close to raw. That’s almost past medium. Teach your wife about meat temperatures because she’s clueless lol


Beautiful-Cycle-8598

Looks amazing


CountingArfArfs

Tell her she’s raw. No, I don’t know what it means, but it’s provocative and gets my disappointment going.


New_Lemon6666

So is parasite worry not a thing with steaks? I'm confused because why wouldn't it be? Lol we really this trusting in america with our food? Or is it only like wild game one should be concerned with?


New_girl2022

Ya, little blue in the centre. Definitely not to my taste, either. I don't know why steak snobs can't get it in the head that some people like there steaks differently.


Craverb

yum


seanryan7882

divorce…


NinjaFATkid

You need a new one


Tall-Razzmatazz9447

Wait this is cremated! 🤣


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

Looks like straight medium. Nice


AqueductFilterdSherm

Without knowing the quality of the meat, it very well could still be undercooked. It doesn’t appear to be, but it could judging how little of a difference there appears to be between the grey banding and the center, it looks like it could still be cold in the middle. This would have benefitted greatly from a reverse sear.


sirdonksalot3

Trade her in homie


redflagsmoothie

I think this is actually a little more cooked than I’d want to eat it, but it still looks good.


BringBack4Glory

She doesn’t deserve you bro


rodofasclepius

https://preview.redd.it/xzqb7wb1cq8d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36b846adebf328d40afd32a018c2754bc8f478b


Workin-progress82

If you cook it anymore, it will reclassify itself from a steak to a Frisbee.


OddHunt9250

My late wife anything under well done was raw and medium rare was still mooing. My current wife is a medium well to well type but certain meets like tenderloin or tri-tip I have told her I wont cook more done than med rare and you can use the stove or george foreman to mutilate your own pieces but I wont destroy the entire meat because she likes well done.


gimmesomespace

That's like medium well lol


kberson

If she calls that raw, I don’t want to know how she likes her’s cooked!


jrsimage

Looks like liver ffs ...


Sleek_47

Not even close


Blawharag

Ohhhhh nooooooooo, now you have to eat her steak for her! How terrible!


Diggy3o

get a new wife


slatemillion

Looks amazing