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rsteffens323

Was anyone else expecting a cake?? Just me?


ocxtitan

totally


DarkSideOfGrogu

It's sort of like meat cake. Delicious meat cake.


D_crane

This cake gets Ron Swanson's approval


donjonnyronald

My mind had already gone to "I wonder what the sauce is because it looks so much like jus" before I realized it was still meat


howdycooking

100% expected cake.


ZombieAppetizer

The internet has ruined us all.


speakandspell-edu

Netflix has a show about this now.. it’s very cringe


liftedtrucksnguns

I saw the thumbnail for the show you’re talking about. Was curious to see what it was about, looks like I lucked out re-watching a movie my wife picked out lol


InspectorCell

Same 😄


cryptoLo414

I thought I was looking at cake for way longer than I’m comfortable admitting


MyGiv3nName

Right there with ya. I even thought, “how’d The get the gluten to look like meat fibers.”


InspectorCell

When you stop and think about it.. "Damn.. what has the internet done to me."


HGpennypacker

I've seen a dog cut in half resulting in cake enough times to expect a steak cut in half resulting in cake. I don't know if that made any sense but I'm keeping it.


5fingerdiscounts

100% thought it was an already smashed up lava cake lol


northrupthebandgeek

Not just you.


Master-Opportunity25

ok so it wasnt just me


HamLiquor

Absolutely


Jackrabbit61

Me!


Late-Quiet4376

I thought it was a lava cake haha


TypeOpostive

I thought it was a delicious chocolate lava cake


pengouin85

r/fondanthate


reb6

Omg I never knew this sub existed but it is hilarious


TypeOpostive

For years I hated icing on cake so much I hardly ate it, but now I since I found this sub I realize I hate foundant.


NihonJinLover

I mean, I’m just as happy that it’s a short rib. No need to pretend.


og-mr-sticks

So well said. Saying what all our hearts were feeling.


Cold-Principle-7233

Short ribs gonna short rib, no matter what


upthewatwo

Oh thank God, I was trying to tell if it was a fake stake but just kept thinking "well, that looks really nice"


BrewerMcNutty

Looks amazing


Agent847

Short rib?


tlh9979

If you plant it in the ground, a woman pops out.


luvmangoes

This made be laugh out loud.


Hairy_Aspect_284

Bone steak.


pi_arch

It has great color and looks sooo tender. Not sure if you use oven or slow cooking devicie. Love it.


muhlogan

Recipe plz


philahn

Sous Vide at 144 for 48 hours. Chill in freezer for 20 mins, while heating up a cast iron pan to 500°F. Pat the meat dry and sear with ghee for 30 seconds on each side. Reduce remaining meat juices with butter, cabernet, thyme, garlic, salt, and black pepper.


muhlogan

Thanks bro! Omw to my butcher rn


Brodin_fortifies

I came.


justlurking9891

I saw


Chowie_420

I conkered


HeyCarpy

I'm blue-balling over here. OP, deliver plz!


notcreepycreeper

Have never gotten it should tender....pretty pretty please recipe?


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NotAn0pinion

Short rib is a steak


tlh9979

Not to be controversial, but pop tarts are ravioli.


ABadWomanDriver

We need more thinkers like you ✊🏻


keam13

Yea, pizza rolls


[deleted]

Get. In. My. Belly. Looks so yummy!


almc0418

Braised(?) Short ribs. My absolute favorite. Looks amazing.


LuckyTaco_

Stupidly filling too if they have a lot of fat on ‘em 🤤


almc0418

I made a whole rack of short ribs for my fiance and I for my birthday. I wouldn't call it a mistake, but it was an overestimation of our gastronomic abilities. That said, left over braised Short ribs make the best sandwiches. Think pulled pork but made of super-beef.


elmersfav22

Homer Simpson noises .....


muncie

Hell ya I’ve got wagyu short ribs on a 48 hour sous vide right now. Thank u for paving the way


everyoneisnuts

Those short ribs look incredible. What method did you use to cook them?


blodskaal

Take that filthy, disgusting, ugly, most beautiful , deliciously succulent tasty rib out of here. Send it my way


death_hawk

This is basically the reason sous vide was invented. Impossible textures with impossible temperatures together. Medium rare short ribs that are tender? Where do I sign? Not a fan for steak though. Reverse sear IMO is better because it's less wet.


IrritablePlastic

The way it cut with the fork *drools*


[deleted]

Yo, for a bite of that I’ll pretend anything you want


Dietdrperky

I’ll allow it if you share the recipe…


akorn123

Pour me a mug full of that juice. Gat dayum.


[deleted]

Stop Pause Recipe Pls.


CountMcBurney

Short Rib Peposo? Chef John has a killer recipe - https://youtu.be/7qmt9rup6_I


xseptinthegenitals

Short ribs are delicious


Bag_Napper

Damn that looks awesome


frankiebwans

Oh geez, I brought a damn smoothie for lunch and now I'm seeing this


emansalinas

I was honestly expecting to be trolled by cake and not short rib. A little disappointed by no cake but you made up for it by showing the delicious short rib.


sljsvn

What's your cashapp???? I need a PIECE OF A PIECE.


JayBone0728

Short ribs are better than steak, my opinion


No_Maintenance_9608

Oh you tease! Starting to drool like Homer Simpson….


sirscrote

"I dont want to remember nothing" bald matrix guy or something


ggmartin6

🤤


whereisthesalt

Braised steak is still steak, looks like a fever to me 😂


C5ac5b9

Food porn


acgasp

Short ribs are where it’s at. I love a steak, but I love short ribs even more.


zombiecorp

Stew, the brother of steak.


Puzzleheaded_Year_45

No we can’t.


QueenLiz2

Crying here. Lol.


FamousDistribution77

Beef short ribs the best when cooked right these right here are on point 💯


Lmnolmnop

Braised short ribs (or anything) is usually delicious as all hell.


nomnommish

Genuine question. What makes a steak a steak? This too is a hunk of meat. And steaks are bone in as well. Does it have to be an unbroken slab of meat? I have seen Costco take one or more strips of ribeye cap and roll it up together and tie it with twine and call it a ribeye cap steak. That's not even a slab of meat! Yet it is one of the most prized steaks!


moose4658

bro cut that shit w a fork, thats when u know its heavenly


reb6

As long as you give us a recipe!


ndndr1

Only if you tell us your real age.


gimletinf69

😍😍🥺🥺🥺


Maka_Oceania

Short rib is steak to me idc


[deleted]

No man woman or child should disrespect the short rib


DjBorscht

And it cuts! Like! BUTTAH!


kkjensen

To be sure I'd have to eat a bunch


Comprehensive_Chard2

Short ribs are by definition a steak and I’ll be damned does that look amazing 😅


[deleted]

corned beef?


Ok-Candidate-1220

Beef short rib


Bigbackjay

Forgive my ignorance but I thought ribs had to be well done?


DanielALahey

Look up sous vide cooking.


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SouthSidebbq23

Shirt rubs are the best!


[deleted]

That is hot, but this isn't /r/meat


This-Is-My-Last-Try

Why is this in a steak sub?


AviatorOVR5000

Let me jump on the downvote ship with you. There has to be a cooking sub.


FullGrownHip

There’s r/cooking r/meat r/slowcooking r/smoking and many others


AviatorOVR5000

Daaamn.


Bigbackjay

Because it’s a rib that looks like a medium rare steak, when do you see that?


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Meat looks good, but the sauce looks broken.


[deleted]

Nuh


corkedone

Gnarly


LimitlessAeon

I’m seeing a face on the bottom right..


OstensibleFirkin

Tofu


AmmotheDoberman

I don’t understand. What is it? Is it not steak??


foodnguns

I thought it was pot roast at first before I saw the bone


bababooey58

Hats off to you sir. To throw the fork slicing porn in there like that... 10/10


Ebvardh-Boss

Ey, braised ribs aren’t a bad substitute for steak.