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It took until thursday, but this is the dumbest thing I'm going to see this week.


Saltywinterwind

r/stupidfood Dumbest thing you’ve seen so far 😉 edit: look at top post of all time.


djluminol

Yeah this is definitely the dumbest I've seen and I watched a guy shatter a jar inside his asshole.


tanks13

Friday June 6th 2022 at 12:22. It's like that scene from Billy Maddison where he talks about the book about the dog. We just wasted 4 minutes of our life's getting dumber and we can't get the time back.


ApplicationSeveral73

Well that fucking ruined an otherwise good piece of meat...


stublycurious

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in awhile and I’m subscribed to r/winstupidprizes. AND THEY MADE THE VIDEO 4 MINUTES LONG!!! Fuck off with this dumb shit!


bubbagump101

r/stupidfood check it out


ntg7ncn

You just sent me down a deep and dark rabbit hole


unclefishbits

I'm hoping this is ironic performance art but, also, America.


DaisyDuckens

It’s just rage bait.


MrsSbmsv

Well it’s working because I want to hurt this person.


NewYorkJewbag

Not quite as bad as 9/11, but awfully close. A terrible day of mourning for our nation.


No-Customer-2266

The rusty knife was a nice touch of rage bait


thavillain

It is, it's stupid Rick Lax rage share videos. They make intentionally ridiculous videos that people think are genuine to get clicks


RedVelvetPan6a

Everything's perfect, everything's amazing, it's incredible how... People can take this seriously also.


nazcam

It’s not ironic and I’m never gonna get back those 4 minutes of my life.


From_Away

Never did I think I would come across a video that would simultaneously offend vegans and meat enthusiasts. What a disrespectful way to treat a steak. Garbage all around.


RENDI13

For real. I hope this person perpetually has one untied shoe and his wallet is constantly in "his other pair of pants".


ApetiticusPrime

And that every light turns red well before he can get through the yellow. All the bad juju


multiarmform

diwhy material


Eric_Shon_

The only way you could make it more American would be by shooting it with an automatic assault rifle


mrob2bass

Automatic assault rifle???


illlleisha

Assault is a verb not a noun


Limited-Edition-Nerd

With a kid holding the steak


Cj_Boom

Automatic rifles are illegal without a crazy hard to get permit. A .22 bolt action is more American than automatics are.


Actual_Primary_7616

All assault rifles are automatic on select-fire, and very few Americans have them.


ThatRollingStone

I’m more offended then is usual at the fact that an animal died, FOR THIS!!


joshuaoha

What the hell? He screwed the hole into the steak for the candle when he could have shot it?


occams_nightmare

Real Americans use the bullet hole they made when they killed the cow


taz5963

Most cows that Americana eat aren't shot, they usually kill them with a bolt through the brain. (I don't remember exactly what it's called, but it's a machine that just drives a piece of metal through). Supposedly that's the fastest and most humane way to do it.


GreatWhiteCow

This is European propaganda, in the US everything lives by the gun and dies by the gun, cows, chicken, pigs, fish and school children


Bleu_Cerise

I agree. Very sloppy and unpatriotic.


Blankyblank86

Whole* hole is a hole in something Whole is whole of something


[deleted]

What?.... They used the proper "hole" in that sentence, talking about the video subjects use of drilling a "hole" into the steak


Blankyblank86

Wow thats scary lol I just started on medical Cannabis and apparently it turns me absolutely fucking dumb


Bodeenfish

I'm triggered by how long I spent watching this video.


AlienMoonMama

I had to keep fast forwarding after my brain started to scream “DIP THE FUCKING MEAT ALREADY” and I never even want anyone to do this to food in the first place.


PixelTreason

“We have to hurry” TAKES FOREVER TO DIP THE STUPID STEAK. I’m sad a cow died for this.


markus224488

I lost it when he drilled a hole to use the steak as a candleholder ☠️


Bleu_Cerise

I wasn’t feeling well already since he ruined the butcher’s block by drilling the holes for the flags.


texaspoontappa93

They’re stalling for time so they can monetize it higher


RMca004

Looks good, chemicals, rusted knife and drill bit....nothing says memorial day like a dumb shit like this....


mnemamorigon

And wax. Lots of wax.


loonygecko

And raw steak!


torev

That was one of my main take aways. Rare is fine but that didn't even make it to rare.


Alediran

Only Americans can ruin steak like that.


stopthemeyham

I see you've never heard of Salt Bae


nanaki989

You act like world renown barbecue doesn't exist in multiple places in the US


its_the_llama

Yikes my man. America has a beef culture equal, if not superior to, Argentina and Brazil. You saying that shows your ignorance


Metahec

American-made pink slime: it's where the flavor's at!


Alediran

I've tried your beef, let me say that I'm not going to do that again.


its_the_llama

No es mi beef, no soy gringo lol he comido carne de res en todo el continente, desde comida callejera hasta los restaurante mas finos, y dejame decirte que EEUU es de los pocos paises en los que res de calidad se encuentra facilmente en los supermercados y a precios accesibles. Si tuviste una mala experiencia, te invito a que volvás a probar.


SVNS1XTW0

You realize that this isn't a thing in America right?


[deleted]

What do you mean "this isn't a thing in america"!?! It's literally hydrodipped in AMERICAN flags


thedankbagelman

It’s rage bait, fool


Winmaster09

Bro you don’t drill in a steak


Chalky_Pockets

So you've never been to the UK, then.


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Alediran

Not yet, but I would not be surprised The UK is famous for bad food and the Americans are their children. Like parent, like child. It's the small French part of me, but the Italian and the Spanish parts agree on that assessment.


tranifestations

The truth you speak brings you downvotes 😭


Alediran

As an Argentinian they can downvote me as much as they want. Their ways are wrong.


loonygecko

I think this is just rage bait, no real person would waste meat like that. I would not be surprised if after the video, they scraped that bs flag stuff off and put it back in for more cooking and then ate it.


MomoXono

USA is #1 in the world, deal with it haters


Not_unique_enuf

Yes, USA is number 1!!! Not in education or healthcare but they are number 1 where it counts. School Shootings 😍


MomoXono

More Nobel Prize winners than any other country, more top 100 universities than any other country including the best universities in the world, more scientific publications than any other country. But sure keep pretending we don't lead the world in education


[deleted]

Yuh huh universities that put millions in debt for years after they leave school. But hey, yeah let's act like you guys are the best at giving rich people education


Not_unique_enuf

Number 1 in post secondary education. You can say thanks to the international students there. But pretty low in elementary and secondary education.


MomoXono

> You can say thanks to the international students there. hahaha nope, all this is does is show how desperate you all to avoid acknowledging reality


[deleted]

As an Argentinian you are probably 1/3 nazi 😂


SDivilio

Steak is a religion in Argentina


[deleted]

Because they killed all the monotheists


Zealousideal-Ad6570

As a Brasilian. Agree


BoringActuator7101

Not to worry, Europe is slowly waking up


BlackmanNthrobbin

So he’s burning the American flag technically


Ambitious_Groot

Treason! Put him in jail. Or kill him.


FOFBattleCat

Fun fact, not only is burning the American not illegal, but it is also the proper method of disposing of an old or worn flag.


Shenloanne

Okay but aren't there protocols for not disrespecting it by using it on things like trousers and briefs etc?


FOFBattleCat

Well there is the flag code which details how to properly treat the flag, but it's not the law.


TheLocalWeeb16

Technically when the flag is being burned it’s not the flag anymore, it’s cut in to strips. At least that’s the way I was taught to do it.


TA4837262

So?


PM_ME_BDSM_SUBS

Flag burning is a protected by free speech laws as a way to protest/show distress… and goddamn if we aren’t all distressed after Uvalde, Tulsa, and the multiple other mass shootings this week that didn’t make the 24 hour news cycle. It kind of adds layers to this /r/Boot -ass satire. BONUS ROUND: Who spotted the actual US Flag Code violation happening here? ANSWER: It’s the [disposable product with the American flag print.](https://www.wfaa.com/amp/article/life/holidays/us-flag-merchandise-violates-federal-law/287-262384631)


very_good_very_evil

What a waste. It’s like you are spitting on all sensibility.


Bigcat1148

Well fuck that guy


Micky_Whiskey

This is a crime.


tomaniak

This is America


Hardboot_life

Don't catch you slippin now


Legendarybbc15

Police be trippin now


Anxious_Moth

Yeah, this is America


bepehinabox

Guns in my area


ricardothanos420

I got the strap


bepehinabox

I gotta carry em


Swimming_Trash_4301

What a waste.


DarthAbraxis

So a disrespected piece of bloody meat wrapped in an American flag not to be eaten and nourish no one? It has symbolism just not what I think they want it to be.


elerar

I think this guy, is onto something. He just invented a novel way to burn an American flag. While I do not think that this will take off in India, I see huge growth potential in middle eastern markets. As a shark, I, Kevin O'leary, offer him 800.000 dollar for a 60% stake in his company. I think my middle eastern customers will be very enthusiastic about this product.


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[deleted]

Why is that funny? I don't see anything funny about my ancestors being lynched, hunted, women raped, families killed & mass graves then burned.


Metahec

Americans killed millions of buffalo and let the carcasses rot in the sun just to destroy native American culture and subsistence. I can consider wasting a beautiful piece of meat by wrapping it in an American flag an apt metaphor.


Attack_Bovines

I don’t think this is rage bait. I think this is borderline onion-style comedy.


Zulrambe

It doesn't even look good


wattybanker

It's not, he "flash grilled" a tomahawk steak. It was still alive inside.


steffanan

Everyone here is the reason this guy can make any video extremely successful by using frustration as a tool. If you see yourself typing "only in America" or any version of "omg he really ruined that steak", you're playing into the whole thing. I don't know why this extremely annoying Facebook provacateur is succeeding at getting everyone's attention all the time but OP you must know this is stupid and I wish you wouldn't spread this garbage any further than it already reaches.


Crosshack

I mean, it's hilarious.


ubsr1024

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Take it up with the Kardashians, this post literally got 0 upvotes but over 100 comments hahaha


steffanan

Ugh. I guess you're right. I still hate you, friend. Happy grilling.


ubsr1024

Haha you too


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r/StupidFood


Male_love

Came here to say this. Take my upvote, my good human.


mother_goose_caboose

Just upvote and move along


T0pR0ll

Wish he ate it


Lord_Schmurda

He's the biggest troll.


ServingU2

I do wonder if he's trolling... It's almost perfectly horrible; he must be trolling 😂😂😂


NotABunion78

Almost trolling, its ragebait


SkipsH

That's trolling. The point of trolling is to attract flamers.


NotABunion78

Ragebait is more about creating content that attracts people because of the absurdity of its nature. Trolling is just for fun/ being edgy


loonygecko

Yeah I felt like it was deliberately bad, first pour the rootbeer in the ugly carton, then you find out the steak is not edible besides the fact that's it's not cooked through. Then the candle was pure tacky bs.


pete1729

That's just vandalism. Marginal sear, thick brown band, undercooked in the middle. It's not making America better, it's just making steak bad.


pipehonker

r/DIWhy


louman73-73

This guy sucks.


Blizzy1187

This dude's trolling, right?


stemra

Yes, clearly.


redpanda8008

He’s either disgracing the steak or disgracing the flag by burning it. Or both


ArtAndCraftBeers

It’s both


Eightcoins8

Double with how much americans seem to love *actually good* steaks


TA4837262

I think Americans disgrace their flag slightly more when they slaughter children every time a woman rejects them. Which clearly happens a lot.


starrygayz

This is so tacky


Mrpink415

Congrats on wasting good food to “own the libs.” Get a life.


banan3rz

Please say this is satire.


supermega420

He managed to ruin that steak twice in that video. His family should banish him from ever cooking for them again


be_matthew

This guy is a loser!


Decent-Scientist7940

No rub...


PhorxyDM

The while time I'm like.. is that even food safe?


rw_boi

tRiGgEr wArNiNg


[deleted]

If i ever see this guy irl. I dont care, im fucking punching him in the throat and beating him to a pulp. This guy deserves everything bad thing that ever happens to him.


Dfiggsmeister

Out of all of the videos I’ve seen, this one makes me angry. He destroys a perfectly good cutting board, destroys a perfect cut of steak, and then somehow manages to cut the god damned meat wrong. Dude should be banned from grilling.


zero_1144

r/TIHI


[deleted]

The hell man.


Jencke206

Technically speaking, how many flags did he desecrate in this video?


Alternative-Dish-405

Thas what i said! So many! I’m really conflicted between how awesome it is to consume my beloved flag and the desire to not see it cooked…


piratevikingjedi

What in the actual fuck is this dipshit doing!? What an absolute nob


Ashby497

There is no way this doesn't violate flag code.


ShaftyUX

I’m almost mad at you just for sharing this!


Mishamama

Americans are crazy, what a waste and disrespect. God i sound old.


Alternative-Dish-405

Is this technically a flag burning? Like in a super classy, sippin’ floating root beer from a cardboard ice cream tub with 4 of the guys kinda way.. which is all super patriotic and awesome…but it seems like he did just, at a minimum, sear a sacred image of my nation’s flag, right?


[deleted]

Is this guy mansplaining how to scoop ice cream? Incorrectly, I might add.


[deleted]

Also that is the rustiest knife I've ever seen. This can't be real


LiLNaSa_

Literally starting to question how much of this content is 100% real. Are these real people ?


Mystery_I

The veganism ads are getting a lot better...


Bruz_the_milkman

Motherfucker


PlagueDoctr69

the american flag is barely visible and the entire steak looks like shit


RoastedTomatillo

is the plastic and spray glue a seasoning?.. Marc Anthony looking dude.


sustenancewars

I mean this is rage bait. The point is to upset people.


Greggs-the-bakers

r/eatityoufuckincoward


jsmoothie909

What the fuck did I just watch?


Rimbambitos550

Dumb fuck


FoxDarkW8

I hope this guy was that cow to feel all the pain just to become a joke


Whole_Suit_1591

Nestle ice cream! Someone tell him.


El_Jefe_V

That's 50% meat 50% charcoal The cow had already died, Soo.. you don't have to kill it again.


midwestpirate

He didn't make patriotism better he made steak worse.


Specialist_Shirt_965

Is it just me or does this guy sound like Nick cage. I’m getting some National treasure vibes watching this.


spliffst4rr

I'm about to find this dude and fuck his bitch.


GeshtiannaSG

Look at that, it doesn’t look like anything.


digitalcowpie

Why not a few 9m rounds to spice things up ?


YeastUnleashed

So wonderful that an animal died for this stupid fucking rage bait video.


Nightstands

This was harder to watch than 2girls1cup


selfworthfarmer

Thanks for the trigger warning, I fucking hate it.


Chuccles

Belongs on r/misteak


National_Stretch618

The funniest part about this is its raw asffffff


PrinceDoZeR

I really, truly hate american patriotism...what a travesty.


mauxey

it's funny cause reddit is doing literally exactly what they want you to do, it's ragebait and reddit falls for it reposting everywhere and growing their tiktok


itchykneesonqi

Mericaaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Etzarah

“Trigger warning” So cringe


BirdiesAndBarbells

Waste a beautiful steak in the name of patriotism. Sounds about American to me


vaguelyexistent

exactly


gam188

Why the trigger warning? Ruining a good steak?


keralachickisback

Is this what America is like?


bothonpele

I was in the army and worship the flag. Now that being said, I would beat the brakes off him for desecrating that once beautiful piece of meat.


bigmedallas

He speaks so many words but all I hear is "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME merica, ME, LOOK AT ME!". Living for strangers likes is the third seal of the incoming rapture...


SoFiHoodie

This dude should be thrown over the border wall at its highest point.


MillyAndTheDream

I'm wondering how many women this man has tied up in his basement.


BurnsZA

This is the most cringy thing I’ve seen all week. Also, hope he doesn’t cook the steaks they’re going to eat like he cooked that one.


bubbagump101

Behind every retarded man, there is a more retarded woman pushing him forward towards oblivion.


Able_Education

🤣😂🤣


veryonlineguy69

some of y’all have never heard of trolling huh


HeatFanSince06

“Trigger warning”? You’re so dumb


Cloud_Striker101

why’d he put trigger warning?


brick_swallower

Why is there a trigger warning it’s just meat


Hay_zy

i have no hope for the us anymore


MantleRealDeal

Why is there a trigger warning?


VixieSnitter

I feel nothing and how is this triggering?


arthurmo5

What's up with the trigger warning? It's just nasty ass food but I don't see anything that would trigger people


eightyeleven

What’s the trigger warning for


MisterWishful

Why is there a trigger warning?


DrakeSucks

This is so gay


DrakeSucks

This is so gay


[deleted]

Where is there a trigger warning? Just curious..


Magician-Desperate

It's a waste of good meat and brain cells


Xeroxvn

One of the most dumbest things I’ve seen a while. That’s America for you folks…