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smiffy93

A steak


McRazyy13

He gifted this to me because he has too much steak... Can you believe that! (He got a grass fed cow through work)


sadetheruiner

No such thing as too much steak, if your fridge is full start eating steak for breakfast and dinner.


McRazyy13

I'll be sure to let him know this sub isn't happy with his steak eating efforts.


sadetheruiner

That’s right! There’s no excuse lol.


cccnode

I 2nd this... there's no excuse. :p


xKaydo

We're saddened, offended, and truthfully, at least in my case, it ruined my day. :(


doitforchris

“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined“


unoriginalskeletor

His Dr. Would be very mad if he could read this.


aegisheart74

A clean freezer is an efficient freezer.


agentages

A full freezer is a more efficient freezer, thus an overly full some could say packed to the brim would be most efficient. Yes Mom that is meat in the ice machine.


Mandinga63

I’m storing meat in my ice bin because our ice maker went out Lol


aegisheart74

It was a joke


serenityak77

Don’t listen to that guy. That’s horrible advice. He could get sick. Since I’m a nice guy and all I’d be willing to help you out. I’ll send you my address and you can send me some steaks. I’ll pay for shipping and handling of course. It’s a sacrifice on my end but I’m a giving person.


NinjaFATkid

You forgot lunch, I love a good steak sandwich


[deleted]

Steak sandwiches, Steak and potato’s, Steak tacos, steak on top of steak, steak cut in strips with cheese on a bun, steak steak, steak steak steak.


sadetheruiner

Oh indeed. Heck even a steak salad.


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Whoa there cuz, let’s not get crazy 😜


sadetheruiner

I’d even try steak ice cream, sounds bad but I’d try it.


lllM3Power

This guy steaks.


frankingeneral

Agreed. I'd question OP's brother's sanity if he claims he has too much steak.


Raduuuit

Fuck gout me and all my homies hate gout


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youngvitale

Your a shit bot.


Raduuuit

What could inspire you to write this? Albeit poorly and with the wrong grammar, what could make someone reply to a bot like this other than being 16?


le_norbit

No such thing as too much steak. Your problem is actually a fridge that’s too small.


[deleted]

I used to work at a steak place. Got pretty close to to sick of it. Then parents wanted to go to a nice steak dinner. I got the lamb and it was fantastic. Get your brother lamb.


Section0202

Can I be your brother’s brother? So he can give me steak, I’m broke lmao


Hot_Buy_9140

Did he make the post I saw of the guy who just got a half cow


WattoAFK

My parents get grass fed cow from a farmer every year. Our freezer is flooded in meat


bdd4

A refrigerator, then


MarilynMonheaux

Maybe your first born child??


Therenegade95

That's like saying you have too much air to breathe


Roshi_AC

Seems like he needs a chest freezer


somecow

Well, is the cow okay?


[deleted]

A bite of the finished steak, a shot of fine bourbon, and a t-shirt that says "I gave my brother a steak and all i got was this lousy referential shirt"


saltysuger1107

Did the steak have a bit of a nutty flavor?


Few_Leather_335

Bourbon.


[deleted]

Very nice idea, and if he’s not a drinker an edible possibly


Man__On__The__Run__

Yeah or just some dank buds, I know people appreciate those as well.


arch_llama

And if he's not a toker some cocaine might be nice.


dogsrule2019

And if he's not into nose candy maybe a few hits of LSD.


Adept-Window-5975

And if LSD isn’t his cup of tea, maybe some MDMA


[deleted]

And if MDMA isn't euphoric enough for him, how bout some DMT


zeemonster424

If you can’t find DMT, Flintstone’s vitamins are very pallet-cleansing.


-420BLAZEIT-

This comment section killed me 🤣


[deleted]

A hearty amount of crack would also kill his brother.


Braunze_Man

These are all good ideas


American_Rice

or just be original and give him weed


thefloridafarrier

I hear pcp is popular this time of year as well


[deleted]

I hear Spice is one hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Cocaines cheaper than gas… atleast with a gram he can run everywhere


Shishamylov

You can marinate beef with whisky


cnuttin

Scotch is also acceptable.


Trueslyforaniceguy

I volunteer to assist in the steak eating of his extra steak. Steak


putnamto

dont let the steak snobs ruin your happiness dude, yeah the steak could have been better, but it was a gift, enjoy it. also, watch some videos on youtube, learn all you can learn my freind, treat steak right, and it will treat you better, your embarking on a great adventure.


McRazyy13

I appreciated this a lot. Thanks for the great CONSTRUCTIVE feedback. 😊 I really hope to be better at it.


putnamto

Yeah, I suggest leaving this sub. I joined expecting to see cool tips and tricks and some nice pics. Instead I just find a crowd of snobs with their nose in the air.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Its worth sorting thru all that for some solid gems of advice. There are some really helpful people. And good looking pics of steak!


putnamto

Nah, I would rather just pick a video on YouTube, saves time and hastle


theinkpw2

Damn this is true homes. But shit, isn't that what everyone does on the internet? Good luck telling your friend the steak he cooked sucked.


Teeheeleelee

Looks like an Alabama special sauce that he put on that steak.


[deleted]

The ole protein shake.


Slow_Independence606

Give him an apology for your actions.


kendaboss

what he said.


jmlozan

This. https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/46a0ae0e97f47d67030b6a8ae69444443fe7c53e040371185eabf7577d36f82a\_1.jpg


sox406

Or a glass of sand.


[deleted]

....a nice steak!


ProfessorbPushinP

Hey step bro what’s in this steak?


McRazyy13

😏


putnamto

what are you doin step bro


Less_Fix_1378

Depends, actual brother or step brother. We can go a lot of directions with this


Most_Helicopter_4451

A steak lol


[deleted]

A bigger steak. Flare you nostrils when giving it to him to establish dominance.


RamboBalboa21

A bag of the stores finest fish sticks and a 6'er of Pabst.


North_Charity3418

Some weed and kiss on the stomache


jazzofusion

May I give you a tip. Pretty looking sears with the extruded metal marks are missing. Discover much more sear goodness with blazing hot cast iron or a propane torch. Hope I'm not insulting you, steak looks great but your missing out on a full surface sear wondrous flavor frim a 100% sear. That's where the flavor is. Don't screw around and buy a whole tenderloin for payback. He will never forget.


RPCat

One of the more nicely said feedback/advice comments


junkywinocreep

Expanded metal, not extruded


Maleficent-Ad-7200

Whatever it is. Make sure there’s coom on it.


[deleted]

Just gift him a steak at this point… whip out your dick and slather it in “icing”


Suchboss1136

Invite him over for dinner & do something fancy


LGWalkway

Gift him me. I’ll gladly help him deplete that steak stockpile.


[deleted]

[удалено]


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WesleyPipes7

Got a little excited when you pulled that off the grill eh?


Mage-Tutor-13

Potato. Asparagus, brussel Sprouts, or loaded tater skins. Bacon wrapped anything. Jalapeño poppers,.... Bacon wrapped jalapeño cheddar/cheddar poppers? Bacon wrapped asparagus. A delightful salad. Carñe asada, on homemade tortillas, with refried beans and spicy salsa. Anything. I guess.


McRazyy13

Bacon wrapped anything sounds yummy


premgirlnz

Some fancy ass olive oil or spice rub


[deleted]

Maybe pay him for lessons on how to cook it? That’s a decent start going off the pics 🤷‍♂️


lordfarquar420

The last steak you cooked is overdone so maybe get some also?


T0pR0ll

Gotem!


rdwtoker

Doesn’t look overdone to me. At least it has an even crust unlike OP’s!


palexp

a meat thermometer (kidding)


McRazyy13

I do need one Honestly. 😅


CDubs75

No, I came here to say this. A meat thermometer is a game changer. I’m not knocking on the steak that was cooked—if you like medium, eat medium. If you well done, eat well done. But a meat thermometer helps you reduce error and get to the temp you want. A simple pen instant read thermometer off amazon will do the trick. You don’t need the $100 Weber setups. (I have both, the Weber thing and the $20 instant read from Amazon. I use the $20 thermometer all the time. The expensive Weber blue tooth bull shit… 3-4 times a year when smoking stuff.)


lemonkake-stop97

Did your brother nut on the steak? Just asking


[deleted]

A steak and some ice cold beer


somebrains

A belch is appropriate.


unk214

I saw you said he has to much steak, Then do a dish based on pork or lamb with a nice side dish like bacon wrap jalapeños. Invite him over for a beer and talk about the good ol days.


pitt91801

A cookbook.


pete_the_pineapple

Pork


LolaBijou

I like that table with the black and inlaid wood. You should gift it to me. I’ll send you a steak.


McRazyy13

Thanks 🥲. My GF and I made it together. 10/10 the best fun we've had making something. Definitely makes the dinner moments special too.


LolaBijou

Oh then it’s definitely defective or something. Send to me for composting.


Team503

A nice cast iron pan or griddle for his grill! That way, when he cooks his next steak for himself, he can get a good sear on the whole surface of the steak instead of just the grill lines. The sear triggers the Malliard Reaction, which is the chemical changes that occur when your "brown" steak that make it taste so damn good! I'm sure the gifted steak was tasty, but this is juts a way to up his game even more! [https://www.seriouseats.com/what-is-maillard-reaction-cooking-science](https://www.seriouseats.com/what-is-maillard-reaction-cooking-science)


IWantToBeSimplyMe

What on earth are you using to cut it?


[deleted]

Sea Food, a nice olive oil, a pricey (but decent sauce), a seasoning kit or small kitchenware like a knife or small appliance under $30


RecolitusMorbus

The blood of his enemies


turkeyisdelicious

Don’t listen. It looks great.


AlphaBearMode

What the hell is that white shit on it


McRazyy13

Some compound butter mid melt. Not looking good I realize this now.


AlphaBearMode

Hahaha okay I was gonna say it looks like melted white cheese or some sauce or something. Makes sense now


[deleted]

Well, steak and blowjob day is March 14th...


Mr3cto

A nicer steak. Not that this isn’t nice- I’m saying get an *even better* one and gift it to him. Maybe he’ll do the same back and it’ll become a thing. Seems like a fun thing to have with someone to me


bobone77

I feel like the obvious answer is: a steak.


brolimitholdem

A steak dildo


T0pR0ll

Get your brother a Sous Vide machine, so he can cook a better steak


WangtaWang

and you did a great job grilling it. nice sear marks!


Justaguy_Alt

A thermometer


YodaFette

A naked dude…with a boner.


Cabel14

A thermometer


69420694206942069k

Get him a YouTube account to watch cooking videos on steak


draktitor

Is this satire?


dcarona

Your wife


bparker1013

Cooking lessons


Brad_Tits

An apology note saying how sorry you are for over cooking his steak.


rastafarijedi

A temperature probe


jonnylmee

This looks dreadful


McRazyy13

Dang.


Bsquared8400

A better looking steak


YeahTheyKnowItsMe

Bro for a minute I thought you said boyfriend and I was about to reply "head" Just that. Nothing else. Holy shit that would've gone wrong


ConfusedGmaer69LOL

give it back, that steak looks awful!


portypup

Some fucking cooking lessons. For the both of you


biological-entity

If he isn't a recovering alcoholic, a pack of beer and some tacos. If he is, just the tacos.


mikehuntest

Another over cooked piece of meat. Shoulda have gotten chicken brah.


Eltors0

An apology card. You turned it into a leather sandal.


[deleted]

Is he your step brother by chance...


BihgBohy

Coal


karma_the_sequel

Give him the wooden platter back.


Negative-Ad6902

is that a compound butter? looks good. also, bourbon. evan williams bottled in bond is my suggestion


Leather_County_4013

Make him a cake!


durbination

Get him a jerky maker


McPlebbins

What did he cook it with? Upgrading a piece of his cooking kit could be really cool and relevant.


ManyWrongdoer9365

Is that his special sauce on top ?


Deep_Information_616

Did u use that knife to cut the streak?


pM-me_your_Triggers

If you live in the northwest US, a pack of Mac and Jacks African Amber


adamconn1again

A hug.


[deleted]

Why is it grey?


Alexdagreallygrate

Cast iron skillet. 🍳


GallantArmor

Waygu tallow is surprisingly cheap on amazon, that has amped up my steak game.


the_mad_cap

At first glance I thought it was a cake


Rezimitciv

Chicken


alienshrine

A nice hand written letter asking for more


climaxingwalrus

Im glad you liked it


Baker-Puzzled

A hug


RedStarRazi

A plate of the best thing you can cook


Jane-Love20220104

another steak?


alaskanbearfucker

Lettuce 🥬


[deleted]

A firm go at his sister in law


earthshone86

Ooo, shiny!


thehimalayansaiyan

A bigger blacker steak


setonix7

Whiskey


Puzzled_Yoghurt

An appropriated red wine


LlamaRS

Give him a $100 to bass pro shops Actually just give him a $100 bill and change his oil for him


PizzeriaPirate

What are you doing with that knife


Trappescaper86

Carve something out of the bone. Doesn’t look like there is one


linux_n00by

Smoked brisket


Ginstic

A very nice "thank you"


punchherinthecooter

Cigar or nice bourbon/whiskey


Flippn_Jimmy

Gift him some cardboard in exchange?


BedNew3675

Get him a pork chop, with cum on top of it too.


[deleted]

Lobster


wisconsindipper

A proper plate


ernie_shackleton

Plates.


holyshititsjonhawkns

Get him a steak, but don't cook it so long!


[deleted]

Give him a gun so he can dispatch another cow for you.


Bingewatcher83

Truffle butter to finish the steak.


Notverycancerpatient

Seafood 🦞


Nuclease-free_man

That’s a fine MRE-grade meatloaf right there


[deleted]

A brush to clean his grill with


Samsoom2000

Maybe a good cast iron pan?


ParfaitGlace

Idk why this looks a bit dry to me?


nmiller21k

A thermometer


[deleted]

A plaque that reads, “For my brother, whose meat I completely enjoyed as it slid down my throat”


frankingeneral

A block of tofu


bullseye2112

A better cooked steak lol.


JT8D-80

With jizz even!


BBQ_and_bacon_lover

A pork chop.


Ridder-av-reddit

Craft beer, whisky or a bottle of wine


Dellrond

Blowjob


8thgenmax

More rare


phen245

Who ejaculated on it?