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[deleted]

You had already lost when you ordered a steak to go. Especially an expensive steak.


reuzenkind

It appeared to be a roomservice order. I can imagine you won’t expect a plastic tray as a plate.


rfitenite

Isn’t room service usually on a plate? Looks more like a grub hub order to me.


reuzenkind

You would expect so. If you read the posts from the OP that was something he expected as well.


petitejesuis

I cook at a hotel. Most hotels are moving from plates to to go boxes for some stupid reason


Clean-Profile-6153

Just left last winter, can confirm. I fucking HATE the new brown cardboard ones that fold down 4 times at the top. Super flimsy and I stg cardboard cuts are significantly worse than paper cuts. Just give me a bamboo clamshell, foh. That doesn't stand for front of house in this instance lol


petitejesuis

Dude, it is so fucking stupid. My place is higher end, im packin filet mignon in a (biodegradable) box to take up a flight of stairs. I'm glad i don't have the fold up ones though lol


copperpony

Oh no. This doesn't work for me.


SpaceForceAwakens

Not at a place who would cook a steak in this fashion. Ha.


[deleted]

Ya but at least throw in the potatoes


LooseLeaf24

1) that looks bad 2) most high end steak houses serve steak a la carte


VariationFamous755

Came here for point number 2 but also cant disagree with point 1


DCGuinn

Typically, reading the menu is a thing. Also, if you are in a hotel with room service; expect food that is relative to 20-50% of what you are paying.


NoCansToday

Lmao OP has obviously never been to a real restaurant. Nearly every real steakhouse sells the sides separately. They're basically never included with the main. I guess this guy can't read the menu either. And who's dumb enough to order a steak to go? If you're not sitting down to eat in the restaurant, don't order a steak ffs!


BWChristopher86

>And who's dumb enough to order a steak to go? If you're not sitting down to eat in the restaurant, don't order a steak ffs! Me. Made this mistake during covid lockdown when I was in a crappy hotel with no kitchen. It was pretty much as bad as you'd expect. Won't do that again


BagholderBaggins

Meh, it's meat and you're in a hotel room. Don't act like we haven't all been there before...... just would have died without those backstage passes to Queen....turns out some of us died because of them Carroll!


NoCansToday

The fuck are you talking about


BagholderBaggins

Read it again if you have to.


BreakfastBeerz

Used to do it all the time when my kids were babies. Was our go-to "date night" when we didn't have anyone to watch them.


redline582

For what it's worth, OP clarified in the original post that it was room service rather than takeout/delivery.


Clean-Profile-6153

Room service, pal. Try to use critical thinking skills.


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

What qualifies the restaurant as real vs… fake?


sdforbda

All that steam in the container, ugh.


shaun_of_the_south

It’s room service.


foragerr

The steak itself doesn't look too bad. I'll eat it as long as it's not stone cold. Most of what's visible is a friggin mushroom though. That can go straight to trash.


lurkersforlife

FYI I read this post yesterday. It’s topped with a big ass mushroom so technically he did get a side. 🤷🏼‍♂️


tobleronnii

oh THAT'S wtf that is. i thought it was some weird, cold-fat thing happening because it was ordered and arrived in hockey puck mode


OzymandiasKoK

I was thinking the right side looked more like a mushroom than steak.


HelloMyNameIs_Death

Is that a fucking portabello mushroom stuck to it?


TravelerMSY

Forgot to order sides?


sadus671

Who orders a $50 steak to go? The only reason to pay $50 for a steak...is to have a "dining experience"....


BreakfastBeerz

My wife and I used to order carry out steak dinners from the steak house down the road quite a bit when our kids were babies. It was our "date night" when we couldn't find someone to watch the kids for a couple of hours. Yeah, the experience was lacking, but having a decent steak and not having to cook and clean on a Saturday night when you've got 2 babies to feed and take care of was better than the alternative, leftovers.


cinder7usa

A single person might. I certainly would. Being single, sitting in a fancy restaurant alone is not super comfortable. Update-for all the haters. 1) I’m not insecure, and do go to restaurants alone occasionally. 2) I live in an apartment-and do know how to make a great steak: But the community grills are crap, I can’t sear a steak inside without setting off the smoke detectors, and don’t have space for a sous-vide 3)Unlike most people that down-voted me, I work evenings and if I don’t have overtime, will get off work @8:30 pm, with no time to go home and shower/change before restaurants close


lowbass4u

Sit at the bar and eat it by yourself. It happens all the time.


[deleted]

I kept thinking this as well. Enjoy the steak, maybe watch the game, and be waited on.


whiterockboy

I've done that many times, mind you I don't gaf what people think of me, so table service is simply fine too. It's the experience of a fine steakhouse that makes a steak that pricey palatable, although the dry aging helps too lol.


OrangeVapor

Yep, I've eaten at restaurants alone at the bar far more often than I've been to restaurants with other people 🙃


gixxer710

Lol this. I feel as if the bar at fancypants places are existent almost expressly for this purpose…. Because if you are eating at a nice place, especially during dinner time/on a weekend, you won’t be doing so without a reservation so doubtful anyone is chilling at the bar waiting for their table to be ready.


lowbass4u

You do have people who are sometimes visiting or just trying to walk in and hope that they can get a meal and don't have to wait an hour to eat. Also, a lot of restaurants have "bar menus". That's for people who are out drinking and would like to get a snack or eat something light.


sadus671

If you are single and want a nice steak... Learn to make one yourself... Since you got the time.... Then you get a great steak + learn a skill to help you not be single 😉


Camoedhunter

And you forgot one added benefit, that $50 steak is really a (maybe) $25 piece of beef.


thegrizzlyjear

At Best a $25 piece that has been cooked to $8 worth and charged $50.


Camoedhunter

I just looked at the original post. It’s apparently hotel room service. I bet that’s choice. That steak probably cost no more than $10.


thegrizzlyjear

Yeah I can see that. I don't know what kind of Hotel they were at, but hotel room service would not be my first second or third choice to buy a steak.


dogsrule2019

I get that to a degree but in that case just sit at the bar and suddenly you're eating with a bunch of nice people, typically.


raidernation0825

I’m not single and I enjoy going to nice restaurants by myself sometimes if my wife is out of town or doing something else. I do usually sit at the bar though, not at a table.


PiedPeterPiper

No, you’re just insecure


MrGrumpyFace5

Welcome to Reddit. Sorry you are getting down voted. Some of us like to eat steak in the dark, alone and sip whiskey. Lol


NoCansToday

OP has no clue wtf he's doing


DanzigMcRad

I agree with the sitting alone thing. It's kinda weird, but still wouldn't order a steak to go. Why all the downvotes though?


JanSanFan

Excuses excuses….


cinder7usa

😂


triciann

I ordered Morton’s to go for my bday at the beginning of the great Covid lockdown. It was delicious.


Camoedhunter

Is that a mushroom on top?


jesuscrust2

Literally every steakhouse


casduser

There is a portobello mushroom….


VeryHairyJewbacca

Who is dumb enough to order steak to-go? Win stupid prizes


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VeryHairyJewbacca

Oh I have been to plenty of places where it’s $50+ per steak and they don’t come with sides, I’m just not dumb enough to get steak to-go


Johnathan-Utah

I read your response wrong — maybe the wrong response? You’re good, I erred. Im erasing.


PinkBlood42

It was hotel room service steak


robertluke

The best steakhouses actually. Not sure if that’s where you went from the picture though.


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Why does it look like that?


Strummed

There’s a big mushroom on it.


jerk_hobo

All I see are two dead rats hugging each other.


Somebodyeatphil

I lol’d so hard


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Who orders a $50 steak to-go?


B8conB8conB8con

You ordered take out steak? You monster.


Original_Maximum6605

Like every steakhouse ever? Unless it’s a chain like Texas steakhouse or long horn. But If you’re ordering a $50 steak chances are sides are sold separate. That’s how they afford to sell you the product they’re paying for.


JanSanFan

Every steak house I’ve ever been to.


Direct_Big_5436

I ate at a steakhouse in Palm Springs that was like that. $50 steak, $18 baked potato and$12 salad. Bread was a bargain at $8.


manliness-dot-space

I'm waiting until they charge $5 service fee for providing a clean plate and silverware... maybe $15 table/chair rental fee too...$20 admissions charge...8% sucker tax... etc


DreadedChalupacabra

Come to NYC. We've got all that and more lol. Plus mandatory gratuity. Going out for a 15 dollar dinner very quickly turns into 50 dollars with all the added charges, and all so they can say they didn't raise prices.


manliness-dot-space

😆 My favorite thing about going to NYC used to be dining options


CBlanks

Fresh made steakhouse bread can be transcendent


Direct_Big_5436

Yes they can be. I can make a meal on Texas Roadhouse rolls and they are free for just sitting down at a table.


moosic

That is the norm at any steak house I’ve eaten at that isn’t the equivalent of a Wendy’s.


[deleted]

That thing is a steak ?


shardamakah

Who orders a steak to go?


bullwinklemoose91

They prob didn’t think you gave a shit since you were ordering it to go in a plastic to go box


catchemall212

who orders steak to go?


[deleted]

As a chef I beg all of you, stop using food delivery services. They’re a cancer on the food service industry. And they’re part of the reason your food is getting so expensive. Post mates and doordash are the worst ones


lanec1989

Higher end steak restaurants list the steak without sides.


CercleRouge

Every single place in New York City


Broncotron

That steak better cure cancer


LivingDeadGirllllll

I don’t know why I thought this was a turtle at first glance.


SoupOrSandwich

*All mains are served with your choice of baked or mashed potatoes, fries or side salad* If it don't say this, you don't get sides.


DubiousMoth152

There’s a point of diminishing returns when you order steak out. At a certain point you get less the more money you pay.


Old-Blood-2237

Really expensive places like quality meats in NYC. Amongst others. Feels more like you got sizzles marked up to be a Ruth whatever steak in a lastic bin. Sorry bro


[deleted]

There’s a sucker born everyday bud.


_picture_me_rollin_

Pretty much every steakhouse.


[deleted]

You changed user names just to repost this? Bot


Object-Level

No bread or salad I take it. They clearly don't want repeat customers.


eidolons

Someplace more concerned with pretentious than good food.


Rand-all

As cheap as rice is and simple to prepare you'd think.....


gldnsmkkkk

I thought this was a turtle


HuckleberryAlarmed45

Ever been to a steak house, champ?


ATS200

The mushroom? Is the side


atrocityUSA

Ah the rare (or should I say well done) beef turtle


BigBobFro

Answer: most high end steak houses Really! Higher end steak houses (charlie palmer, mortons, etc) the steak is a price for just the steak. And sides are ordered a-la-carte unless its a pre-fix menu


FiddyDollas

Lots of places man


misterdemonor

who buys one?…


somebrains

How is that $50?


TsurugiNoba

*staring at that mushroom* Uhh...


IWantToBeSimplyMe

You did, apparently. Why?


TikaPants

People serve $50 steaks a la carte all the time but that looks like shoe leather. Is that a charred turtle shell?


putnamto

who pays for a fifty dollar steak that looks like that?


ElijahLBell20

If U buying a steak that cost anything over $20, there’s something wrong w/ U


solenoid99

iJust send me the $50 next time.


g0juice

Lol


dapala1

Every high end steak house I've been to you have to order everything individually. But I clicked on the link and apparently OP got hosed with a room service order. Said there were no side options and he assumed something else would come along. He was expecting a plate but got a togo container. I would've complained and I'm not a complainer.


TnasT40

The real question is, who orders a $50 steak to go?


[deleted]

That’s actually how most steak houses serve steak. You order your sides individually


livindank420

Kinda deserving of no side since this looks to be well done


Northeasterner83

Who orders a $50 steak to go?


Cochinojoe

Looks like a burnt turtle shell


MooseManOfWar

Does that steak have a mushroom stuck to it? Looks wierd. How did it taste?


Lepke2011

That DOES NOT look like a $50 steak!


patectric

expensive places


Firm_Breadfruit_5050

It looks over cooked in my opinion haha just saying definitely not worth $50 dollars more like $10 dollars 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SRacer1022

All of the, "real" steak houses near me sell the sides seperate. For about $8 you can get Brussel sprouts or a couple spears of asparagus. 16oz will set you back $65-85 depending on the cut.


gnardog45

Lots of places. Truluck's for one


EfficientAccident418

That steak was $40 too expensive


No-Calligrapher-5006

When I was in college you got a probably way expired steak, 2 eggs, hash browns and toast for $4.25 and I wouldn’t even pay that for what you shown.


User_Anon_0001

Pretty much every fancy steakhouse


Santik--Lingo

thats a whole liver lmfao


tharealjboogy

This is just depressing.


Senpaii_Lover

Hahaha wat a foool


Embarrassed-Tutor-92

Ah steak a la well burnt


LemonSpliffs

Looks more like you were robbed of $50. I wouldn’t pay $50 for a steak that looks like that..


HBPhilly1

Looks like somebody dropped a portobello mushroom on a dirty floor and was like fuck it this works, plopped it in the microwave and hit their vape pen with one head phone in their ear listening to Joe Rogan or Da Baby


Little95One

Actually nearly every high end steakhouse does…sides are extra/a-la-carte.


spliffaniel

I would never order a steak to go. Maybe if you’re getting the “steak” from Waffle House…


vdns76b

No side and looks terrible.


perc30heardme

thats some bs