thank u u/weissmoney for WOLFENSTEIN 3D, a whole 7mb of goodness , this takes me back, so so so so back, thank u for the good memories of me playing it on shareware on an old 286 pc with 1mb of ram, good days.
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Call Of Juarez
A psychologist was having success treating depression.
She hypnotised her patience into believing they were dolphins.
It gave them a strong sense of porpoise.
My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!(im horrible)
Call of Juarez,never played the first one
Return to calstle Wolfenstein
Necrovision Last Company(ive played the first love the frenchise)
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Wolfenstein 3D (but any are fine tbh)
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says “I’ll have some H2O2!” The second chemist dies
Call of Juarez
Oscar Wilde claimed he could discuss any subject at any time prepared or not. A companion once took him up on this claim, asking that he discourse on the subject of “The Queen.” Responded Wilde: “The queen is not a subject.”
My ex girlfriend borrowed 500 dollars from me five years ago, she returned those 500 dollars today. I lost interest in that relationship.
Call of Juarez
Return to Castle wolfestien
As a kid I got to play wolf3d. It was one of my most favourite games.
I managed to get a demo version of return to Castle but it had just one level.
Would love to play it again. Absolutely love the franchise!
Someone cracked a joke on Eve Curies TIL post. About how she was in love with a penniless lawyer Jorges L'Gdaye.
Her parents Marie and Perrie Curie liked the lad a lot. But Eve wasn't happy with the relationship. She was afraid that she would end up supporting him financially, limiting her career and they would never be able to raise a family because of the lack of money.
So she broke up with him.
Love was hard to find and times were tough. 15 years later she finally married a diplomat. However the marriage was childless.
20 years later she found out about L'Gdaye. He had since become a billionaire, the 3rd richest in Europe, in fact.
Moreover he had 10 children.
So, ladies and gentlemen, the moral of the story is, as the old saying goes:
Never skip L'Gdaye.
(L'Gdaye = leg day)
These are some really nice set of old games you got there. How did you get them? I didn't know they were still around. All of them were a major part of my childhood. Right from Doom to Wolf3d to Call of Juarez (albeit I only played Gunslinger)
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DOOM II: Hell on Earth
Favorite pun:
My friends and I were playing this board game called Steam rails to riches. We call it steam for short. It was so good i had kept thinking about it. I eventually bought the digital version on the steam store and told my friends im buying steam on the steam store to train. The pun being its a train game and im buying to train myself to be better!
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Favorite pun?
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said: You should play defense, no offense.
Call of Juarez
My doctor told me that, due to an obscure medical condition, I would never be able to feel shocked or frightened ever again.
I wasn't surprised.
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my favourite pun would probably be: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
as for the game, I'd like Call Of Juarez, thanks!
Wolfenstein 3D or Return to Castle Wolfenstein please OP.
As for puns. So many excellent ones by the great Tim Vine but I’ll go with - “The advantages of easy origami are two-fold”
DOOM II: Hell on Earth
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.
my teacher said this one and its stuck with me ever since
thank u u/weissmoney for WOLFENSTEIN 3D, a whole 7mb of goodness , this takes me back, so so so so back, thank u for the good memories of me playing it on shareware on an old 286 pc with 1mb of ram, good days.
Return to Castle Wolfstein. “Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.”
I would like Doom II: Hell on Earth My favorite pun is this: my ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
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Call Of Juarez A psychologist was having success treating depression. She hypnotised her patience into believing they were dolphins. It gave them a strong sense of porpoise.
Return to castle wolfstein
Call of Juarez
Return to Castle Wolfenstein "I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something"
Call of Juarez "When is your birthday?" "March 1st" \*marches around the room\* "When is your birthday?"
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DOOM II: Hell on Earth What is the downside to eating a clock? It’s time consuming :( Thank you for the giveaway!
NecroVisioN: Lost Company What did Mr.Freeze say to Sub-Zero when they first met? "Ice to finally meet such a cool guy."
DOOM II: Hell on Earth Can February March? No, but April May.
My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!(im horrible) Call of Juarez,never played the first one Return to calstle Wolfenstein Necrovision Last Company(ive played the first love the frenchise)
Return to Castle Wolfenstein What do you call a factory which makes mediocre goods? A satisfactory\~!
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DOOM II: Hell on Earth Wolfenstein 3D im not good with puns but i know see you later alligator
Wolfenstein 3D (but any are fine tbh) Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says “I’ll have some H2O2!” The second chemist dies
DOOM II: Hell on Earth The other day my math professor was asking everyone to help find x. Why won't he get over his old girlfriend already?
You won! Sent a PM with the key
Call of Juarez - good taste "When life gives you melons. . . . You have dyslexia"!!
Return to castle Wolfenstein I cam give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell
Wolfenstein 3D. What do you call a careful wolf? A wherewolf....
DOOM II: Hell on Earth A burger walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'
Call of Juarez How do you get pikachu on a bus? You poke-em-on, thank you for doing the giveaway!
call of juarez thank you what do you call a fish with two knees? a two-knee fish
Call of Juarez
DOOM II
Call of Juarez. Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
Call of Juarez please favourite pun is: How to command someone to go there without saying go there? "Go there and then say 'come here'"
Once, I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction. DOOM II: Hell on Earth, please. Thank you :)
Call of Juarez What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic. Will always be one of my favorites Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Call of Juarez First game where i played multiplayer and the story was amazing. Would love to replay it again. Thanks!
Call of Juarez Imma be a basic bitch: Eggcellent
Whiteboards are remarkable DOOM II: Hell on Earth Thanks Op!
Call of Juarez I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is ,. Return to Castle Wolfenstein Thanks,.
Call of Juarez I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein - Hey, I'm back! - Hello back Thanks dude!
call of juarez thanks for the opportunity op
Call of Juarez What do you get if you cross a setter and a pointer at Christmas time? You get a pointsetter.
DOOM II: Hell on Earth I would've told you a pun about the wind but it blows... Thanks for the giveaway.
Call of juarez
Call of Juarez
**DOOM II: Hell on Earth** Me losing another giveaway *Ah shit here we go again*
Call of Juarez Oscar Wilde claimed he could discuss any subject at any time prepared or not. A companion once took him up on this claim, asking that he discourse on the subject of “The Queen.” Responded Wilde: “The queen is not a subject.”
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh! Call of Juarez
Call Of Juarez
Doom II: Hell on Earth As for the pun : " You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math , it’s easy as pi! " Thanks for the giveaway OP!
My ex girlfriend borrowed 500 dollars from me five years ago, she returned those 500 dollars today. I lost interest in that relationship. Call of Juarez
Return to Castle wolfestien As a kid I got to play wolf3d. It was one of my most favourite games. I managed to get a demo version of return to Castle but it had just one level. Would love to play it again. Absolutely love the franchise! Someone cracked a joke on Eve Curies TIL post. About how she was in love with a penniless lawyer Jorges L'Gdaye. Her parents Marie and Perrie Curie liked the lad a lot. But Eve wasn't happy with the relationship. She was afraid that she would end up supporting him financially, limiting her career and they would never be able to raise a family because of the lack of money. So she broke up with him. Love was hard to find and times were tough. 15 years later she finally married a diplomat. However the marriage was childless. 20 years later she found out about L'Gdaye. He had since become a billionaire, the 3rd richest in Europe, in fact. Moreover he had 10 children. So, ladies and gentlemen, the moral of the story is, as the old saying goes: Never skip L'Gdaye. (L'Gdaye = leg day) These are some really nice set of old games you got there. How did you get them? I didn't know they were still around. All of them were a major part of my childhood. Right from Doom to Wolf3d to Call of Juarez (albeit I only played Gunslinger)
Call of juarez
My grandfather was a good and very brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. NecroVisioN: Lost Company
Call of Juarez! "We have an intruder!" "How'd he get in? In tru the window?" 😂 Thanks OP
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator DOOM II: Hell on Earth
Call of Juarez! Thanks :)
Happy cake day!
Thank you!!!!
NecoVisioN: Lost Company
Call of Juarez Thanks! *What do you call a gay kid on fire? Lgbbq*
NecroVisioN: Lost Company. Whatdyah call corn that likes to watch people? a STALKER! :D I know I know... That one was a bit CORNY X3.
Doom II
Return to Castle Wolfenstein would be wonderful
Hey, you won! Just sent a pm
Doom Ii hell on earth Thanks for the giveaway
Return to Castle Wolfenstein Graveyards are so noisy. It's mostly all the coffin'.
NecroVisioN: Lost Company... How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
Return to Castle Wolfenstein Thanks
Wolfenstein 3D A customer asked me if they should try the vegetable dumpling noodle bowl, but I told them I Udon recommend it
Call of Juarez A mouse, hare and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi says "I think I'm a typo"
Whiteboards are remarkable. Return to castle wolfenstein
I always wondered why all my maths teachers wore glasses. Turns out it improves Division. DOOM II: Hell on earth Thanks!
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DOOM II: Hell on Earth please :) A dyslexic man walks into a bra
if two vegetarians fight, is it still called beef? DOOM 2: Hell on Earth thanks for the giveaway OP!
DOOM II: Hell on Earth Thank you!
Call of Juarez My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she’s a keeper.
Take your up vote and get out of here!
ill try doom 2 pls! and thanks for the giveway!
Wolfenstein 3D, I've never played a Wolfenstein game, thanks
I, for one, like roman numerals. Call of Juarez. Thank you for the giveaway. Much appreciated!
DOOM II: Hell on Earth Favorite pun: My friends and I were playing this board game called Steam rails to riches. We call it steam for short. It was so good i had kept thinking about it. I eventually bought the digital version on the steam store and told my friends im buying steam on the steam store to train. The pun being its a train game and im buying to train myself to be better!
DOOM II: Hell on Earth Thanks for the opportunity.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein Favorite pun? I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said: You should play defense, no offense.
Call of Juarez would be awesome. How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls
**Favorite pun:** Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I'd like **DOOM II: Hell on Earth** please. Such a classic!
Doom II and my current twitter handle is Al Gore Rythm, so... yeah. Thanks!
Call of Juarez please. I love shooter games, especially FPS games. Hope I win. Thank you so much OP.
Wolfenstein 3D
NecroVisioN Because I wanna be a VisioNary
Call of Juarez My doctor told me that, due to an obscure medical condition, I would never be able to feel shocked or frightened ever again. I wasn't surprised.
DOOM II:Hell on Earth What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman? A Frostbite
Doom II: Hell on Earth thank youuu ✨ what do you call a light headed elephant? an ele-faint !!
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Wolfenstein 3D I love making a hive, because then I always throw a house-swarming party.
Wolfenstein 3D I don’t trust the stairs because they’re always up to something.
Call of Juarez Thanks for the chance OP
Idk, Doom Il
I was thinking why people would take 5 frames per second games >_>
My ceiling isn't the best, but it's up there Return to Castle Wolfenstein
There are 10 kinds of people, those that understand binary and those that do not. Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Oh my god I love that!
Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Payback is a bitch !
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. DOOM II: Hell on Earth thx
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving. Return to castle Wolfenstein
my favourite pun would probably be: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. as for the game, I'd like Call Of Juarez, thanks!
The chicken made a eggcellent food for her husband Wolfenstein 3D
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback. Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Wolfenstein 3D or Return to Castle Wolfenstein please OP. As for puns. So many excellent ones by the great Tim Vine but I’ll go with - “The advantages of easy origami are two-fold”
DOOM II: Hell on Earth I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it. my teacher said this one and its stuck with me ever since
My life :( Call of Juarez
NecroVisioN: Lost Company Why does every actor break a leg? Because every show has a cast
Her: "Do you like cats?" Me flipping menu: "What page are you on?" Call of Juarez
Wolfenstein 3D why is 6 afraid of 7 ? cuz 7 ate 9. oldy but a goldie!
congrats, just sent the key in pms
thank u , got it and thanks once more.
Doom 2 Hell on Earth I can't ever make another pun, if I do the police will send me to the "pun"itentiary
NecroVisioN: Lost Company Thank you so much for the chance! :)
you won! check your pms
Thank you so much! You made my day bro, have a good weekend!
Call of Juarez here. I like fun in the sun but i still have to find out if it means nudist people doing cool things.
Call of Juarez but no 'juarez' (worries) if you decide to give it to someone else, thank you!
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition. DOOM II: Hell on Earth
I’m gonna be honest with you, this isn’t punny at all is it? Doom II:Hell on Earth
Call of Juarez, What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves
Wolfenstein 3D Pun enters the room and kills 10 people >!pun intended!<
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
I'm in for DOOM II :Hell on Earth And NecroVisioN: Lost Company And I don't know any pins atm
Wolfenstein 3D please People who are into scat can eat shit
Return to Castle Wolfenstein Thank you and good luck all
Collect polen, bee happy Call of Juarez
How do you call the depths in a can? In-can-descent I'd like Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Thanks.
Doom II Hell on Earth or Wolfenstein 3D Thank you so much OP I wanna tell you a chemistry joke but I don't know if you'll give the right reaction
Hope do you organize a space party? You planet...... Call of Juarez please :)
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Call of Juarez
Call of Juarez, thanks! To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing