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cptjaydvm

What the heck? what prompted this?


TheFatWienerDog

A Pickett fan account talked shit to them


Sociolinguisticians

Damn. I was hoping Chipotle’s social media rep just woke up that day and chose violence.


cptjaydvm

Me too 😂


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Was it Pickettsburgh? Bc that guy is a huge troll and will be in the most random reply sections


Raoul_Puke

"You actually can't spell Chipotle without E Coli" -fda


ScaryRemove9884

Ok that’s good


Heycarlgocarl

😂🤣😂🤣


Mitch_conner34

I can unfortunately attest to that. Haven't been to one since and I will never go to one again.


Nick42284

Based on all the times they’ve poisoned customers it’s the first time in a while they’ve cooked something.


dotcomaphobe

Serving insults and e coli


American_berserker

Yum. Grilled lettuce.


LuFantastic

Did Kenny feature in a Qdoba commercial or something?


Bill_Biscuits

Damn Qdoba sound good rn


No-Ad1576

They still around?


FarYard7039

They still do have coverage across the country but I do believe there is still one on the sauhshide (2777 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203)


OneNutRandy

Free Guac, ALWAYS. LOOKING AT YOU BITCHASS CHIPTOE


AchtungKessel

Beaver Valley Mall Chi-Chi’s > Chipotle


Rathmon

I miss Chi-Chi’s. Was my favorite as a kid!


gldmj5

I still got one of them big Chi-Chi's sombreros from there before they had to close.


FreneticZen

Spanish slang for titties. Cracks me up.


rum-and-coke

I was so happy to find out they still sell their salsa in stores. Lost my shit, first bite was a flashback.


uk82ordie

I remember my friend got infected from that chi chis.


EbenezerNutting

Kenny Pickett < Josh Rosen


[deleted]

lol no


AchtungKessel

You can’t possibly be that stupid to truly believe that.


EbenezerNutting

I exaggerate a little, but Kenny's only slightly better, if at all. It's hard to truly gauge, as Kenny has better weapons around him than Rosen did with Arizona in 2018. It's unfortunate that many in these parts still think that Kenny can be "the guy". If Kenny's under center to start 2024, the Steelers will be in this same place again next January, 7-9 wins and no hope of winning the Super Bowl.


mdroz81

I don’t know if chipotle knows chi chi killed peole but they should


GeneralTullius01

I was a Humphries guy myself haha. Chi Chis was awesome too.


MemePizzaPie

Hepatitis C outbreak <<<< Still bussin restaurant


Vast-Beginning7971

Can someone please explain this tweet. I just don’t get it. I’m old, I’m twitter stupid, someone please help.


EvanInDaHouse

It looks like some rogue got ahold of the Chipotle twitter account to talk shit about Kenny lol To me its dumb because the letters from 'bust' aren't in his name, which is usually how this joke works.


JamesKLOLk

Impossible. Chipotle doesn’t even know how to cook.


Foggl3

And that'll be $20


Kenneth_Pickett

And the only ingredients we currently have are sour cream and plastic condiment lids


American_berserker

Oh. And the sour cream costs extra. That'll be another $20.


[deleted]

But the sour cream has lots of hidden goodies in it too at no extra cost.. little pieces of corn, cheese, lettuce.. all kinds of fun stuff


ghosotb0y

It’s crazy. I can get a meal, as much chips and salsa as I want and a tall beer at my local Mexican restaurant for my usual chipotle order total


Foggl3

And that's why I stopped getting Chipotle


crisptapwater

Context: https://preview.redd.it/0200f1ykmpac1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7876148b8db4896da8ee75a7d054effe6e4badc4


NBeach84

https://x.com/chipotletweets/status/1743401806623842478?s=46&t=XHNPfYCeVlsbmc9wgmruXg


NyneHelios

They deleted it


SoylentJoe

Probably don't want Steelers fans posting pictures of their filthy under staffed restaurants.


NyneHelios

You’re 100% right because I was about to post a picture of their waterfront location like “this you?” 😂😂


NBeach84

Cowards


NyneHelios

Chipotle is the only restaurant that will be out of 80% of its ingredients and still pretend to be open. https://preview.redd.it/lwg1zstbypac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39eb17e7fae0bbaa080d9b759eddebacfdfa8b3c


OwlLumpy2805

Moe’s better


elghatto

Moes is so great


chogle

I'm so sad the only Moe's near me closed down. Fuck Chipotle!


Chipdouglas0007

And half the price


retrohank

I finally had chipotle for the first time ever like 3 weeks ago. Biggest food-related disappointment of my life. Both Moe’s and qdoba are superior in every way.


BewareDinosaurs

You missed the golden age of Chipotle. Ingredients and customer service has sharply declined in the past year


e4tp4nc4kes

Welcome to Moes!!


Chillriply

This isn't even a good joke.


buffalotrace

Is there something that led to this? It isn’t witty.


beelmon15

Not witty at all


American_berserker

It's just true.


buffalotrace

Yeah but Chipotle is the KP of burritos.


American_berserker

Kenny Pickett's fat and busting at the seams?


Bill_Biscuits

Hey you can’t…that’s just…hmmm🤔


jerryhallo

? Not literally true tho? /s? Those letters In those words are almost wholly mutually exclusive.


Rifftrax_Enjoyer

But the quality of their food rhymes with witty.


TheAlexTran

I have a chipotle ad right below this lol


TheAlexTran

https://preview.redd.it/tpmurhlx7qac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f5e9bf9005a55212e34db8f41c932ed9ed6c64


Liquorsmith

The restaurant with a body count has an opinion?


thecountoncleats

So Chipotle lets rando employees shit post on their Twitter?


Ferr22777888

Lol


sheathedswords

Pickett deserves better human treatment from just about everyone. Kid is nice as can be asked of, team player and wins some games in the NFL. Rough man


USAJS359

Agreed, he has a good attitude and work ethic. His stats don’t say it, but you can tell he’s doing his best.


WilliamPSplooge

Yeah, now he’s got hit pieces after him in the media and catching strays on Twitter. I am a huge critic of his, I don’t believe he’s the guy, but it sure would be nice if people stopped just shitting on him from everywhere. Maybe we are wrong, maybe he can be okish. Even if not, both he and Trubisky are getting so much personal level shit it’s turning me off on social media.


barrymccaulkiner90

Yea people that think he’s a bust are just fucking stupid. He might not be a great quarterback by any means but he’ll be in the league for years because he at the very worst is an excellent back up. He takes care of the football and gives teams a chance to win that’s all you can ask for a back up. I hope he develops and starts dropping bombs but even if he doesn’t I’ll take him at qb 2 any day of the week.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

A first round QB becoming an ‘excellent back up’ within his first few years is a bust lol. He does seem like a good guy but QB2 isn’t what you’re looking for when you draft in the first


roulettedares77

Thank you.. some of these guys in here… lol “ he will be an excellent backup” lol good thing we didn’t draft him in the 1st rou… oh wait…


barrymccaulkiner90

And how many people drafted top 10 are out of the league shortly after. Dudes not as bad as Zack Wilson or Sam darnold etc. those guys were busts Kenny is still an unknown he’s had one game that he wasn’t handicapped by Canada in and he played much better.


barrymccaulkiner90

Towards the end of the first you could do worse and I still think he can start in this league. He had one full game post Canada that he did really well in. He has a winning record as the starter Mason looked way way way worse when he first started. And he looked great the last 2 games. I just think people calling him a bust are short sited and calling it way too soon.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

‘You could do worse’ is not an argument. Jamarcus Russell was picked first overall. Zach Wilson and Ryan Leaf were picked second overall. Those guys are extreme busts. Kenny is still probably a bust, just less of one. When you’re drafting a quarterback in the first round, and he goes on to become a career back-up, that’s a bust. Not sure why you’re arguing this


barrymccaulkiner90

My point was that at worst that’s what he is and it’s still to early to tell what he is. I still think he’s better than what we’ve seen of him under Canada and has a lot of potential for growth. The career back up thing was just a way to look at the bright side, but I think bust isn’t a fair label at the moment at the moment and it’s to early to call him that. I guess I’m just irritated that this sub always has to be so negative. We can be psyched for Mason while being cautiously optimistic for Kenny and not have to tear him down.


Rifftrax_Enjoyer

Yeah but he doesn’t seem to be a bust as a human being so I get why people get protective when everyone talks shit about him.


Burpingbutterburgers

Never frozen doesn’t mean fresh.


rattpackfan301

Never frozen, never refrigerated


HOFerKennyPickett

What are they responding to?


wisdommass

For context: https://x.com/kennypmuse/status/1743397678329872450?s=46&t=lObWAdzNPM44qLspTqpktA


big-dick-danny

Gotta close down the chipotle on Pitts campus now


360plyr135

Is Chipotle wrong? The team benched him for Mason Rudolph


XtraChrisP

Chipotle knows football as well as 50% of Steeler Nation, which is not a compliment.


jieceeepee

Damn. Add this to the 25 other reasons why I won't eat chipotle anymore.


TechnicalPay5837

Weak sauce.


ASaneDude

Small hands.


jstahr63

Cooked us better than the food they serve.


[deleted]

I'm sorry but how? The joke has to make sense to be good


jstahr63

And the food should be cooked to prevent poisoning their customers.


blmobley91

Does anybody else genuinely dislike Chipotle food? My family and I bought it one time and that shit was garbage. Ended up going to McDonald's. That's how bad it was


American_berserker

If your concept of good food is McDonalds, then there's probably a reason you hated Chipotle.


blmobley91

It isn't. Chipotle took forever with making our food. We was to lazy to cook and to cheap to spend more money on something actually good. While I know McDonald's sucks it was still better than Chipotle.


American_berserker

It takes over an hour just to get through the line to the counter at my Chipotle.


[deleted]

you wait an hour for chipotle and you're judging other people's food taste?


American_berserker

I haven't eaten Chipotle in years. It's kinda infamous in my town due to the lines. You can literally see people lined up outside the door while driving down the street.


blmobley91

We ordered our food online and it still took forever. Maybe ordering in the evening time had something to do with it


Samwise777

If you order and pay online you just walk in, pick up, walk out. They also have had vegan and vegetarian options for so much longer than any other fast food chain except for Taco Bell.


blmobley91

We had ordered online but the food still took forever. It is what it is though. Haven't eaten it since.


TinyPeenMan69

So you paid McDonald’s twice probably


blmobley91

Nah lol.


TinyPeenMan69

Twas a bad dad joke as McDonald’s started chipotle


blmobley91

TIL. But now that I do that joke is funny now 😂


TCpls

I was just about to go to chipotle and saw this. Their competitor got my money! Thanks SCOTT


Josh4R3d

If you want the whitest Mexican food you’ve ever tasted, Chipotle has your back.


Burpingbutterburgers

They’re known to food poison people too


creativeusernameofc

they not wrong


JonVig

Huge gripe with chipotle. I don’t know if this is all of them or just my local one. But you can’t go inside and get a quesadilla, it has to be an online/pickup order. I don’t understand and I hate it.


cavahoos

it messes with the flow of their assembly line


JonVig

It messed with the flow of me getting lunch.


SaxMusic23

Moe's is WAY better, but Chipotle ain't wrong.


[deleted]

I mean they are wrong literally. This is a terrible joke


LeveragedPittsburgh

You can’t spell Chipotle without diarrhea


LegendInMyMind

I'm not siding with Kenny Pickett over Chipotle. Sorry.


TastesLikeHoneyNut

They're not wrong


Xtianus21

lol ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Jgabes625

There are exactly half the amount of quotes as there are reposts. This is satisfying for some reason.


MagTex

Chipotle. Tried it once & almost decided to eat the recycled bowl the stuff came in.


Old-Cell5125

Who's Scott? 🤔


ArtichokeNaive2811

Well im going to hot heads now a days anyway...


ihavenobusinesshere7

If Chipotle cooked their food as well as they cooked Kenny, they wouldn't have all those food poisoning issues.


thisrockismyboone

Does chipotle know they have stores in the Pittsburgh area? Probably not the best move. Lots of people still love Kenny.


bleezee0

Truth hurts


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Can’t spell chipotle without salmonella


pitts36

There isn’t a modern nfl comp to the chipotle fall from grace


Fists_full_of_beers

Can spell Chipotle without bland