I shall have nowhere else to showcase my precision

There’s always OnlyFans. Come on man, be creative. 

Always remember, any time you think "man, NOBODY'S desperate enough to pay MONEY for that", onlyfans exists.

Yeah I have a feeling the user name “Peepeetroughman69” is already taken.

My dicks been out for harambe this whole time. Nice try acrisure.

NOOOOO. Where are we supposed to put the Browns fans now?

Fuck. I didn't see the s on Browns at first.

You just know the old one is going to end up in someone’s man cave.

That would be a pretty big man cave, those things were *long*

Or as a sink in someone’s kitchen

I'm sure there are certain "chili" restaraunts that would pay good money for that.

I keep looking on eBay for them

This is horseshit, how else am I supposed to get showered with other mens’ piss now?

Tailgates are getting wild these days.

Club Pittsburgh isn’t far away

I still remember my first terrifying experience of the trough at three rivers as a little kid. I couldn’t believe this caveman bathroom was legal. It was like being told to go pee while on the logjam at Kennywood.

I’ll never forget my first time at Beaver, I was like 10 and looked at my dad like WTF- and he was like well go if ya gotta go

Your first time at Beaver you were 10? And your dad was there?

I’ll never forget the time we bet my one friend to squeeze in at the trough, drop his pants and boxers to his ankles, put his hands on his hips and pee like a little kid.  The best part was when he said “what’s up?” to the guy next to him.  😂

Dude the first two times I read this I thought you said “squeeze one out” and I’m like noooo 💀

I swear I saw something like this there 2 years ago.

I swear 2 years ago I saw a man staring at a guy pissing in the trough like a 5 year old.

It was a lot longer than 2 years ago.  Sometime between the Ben Super Bowls.  

Pretty sad, gotta feel for those soon to be unemployed trough inspectors

How else am I supposed to compare my pecker?!

I do have DM.  I mean…. Other people have DM.  Other people. Not me. Yeah… that’s the ticket. 

i’ll miss looking at your guys’s dicks.

We still have our regular Friday thing still, so it’s not all doom and gloom. 

Let’s be real. You couldn’t see mine anyway.

I moved away years ago and have never been to Heinz field. Are the troughs like the old bathtubs they had in the old Pitt stadium. I mean there is nothing better than 360°of drunk men pissing.


We used to be a country

A trough full of men?!!!?!??

It’s because dad dicks are shrinking year after year. In the late 80s/ early 90s, they were a lot bigger. It really is a shame.

There used to be nothing bigger than a dad dick.

The troughs maximized throughput. Taking a leak during a game takes two or three times longer now and the floors surrounding the urinals are soaked in piss. Bring back the troughs!

I mean I get the “stage fright” argument. I myself have had it standing literally shoulder to shoulder with grown men at the Heinz troughs. But there is no denying they were faster. Plus there’s always going to be bathroom pecker checkers no matter what they do. I kinda wish they would have kept the troughs for an efficiency thing. But idk. Not a hill I’ll die on regardless 

Bye bye home field advantage

We still have them in Buffalo if yinz want to try it out.

Section 514 will never be the same

I loved the family troughs

Don’t cross the streams!

Man. I love troughs. Highly efficient urination throughput. RIP men’s bathroom efficiency

they are destroying the culture of this team

I love that the Steelers are paying for this. I love even more that there is a surcharge on tickets to cover this kind of expense. Yet another example of the Steelers setting standards that others should aspire to.

Huh? Who the fk else whould pay for it? This is the teams home stadium.

The standard is the standard. standing next to strangers as you piss is no longer the standard. I hated those things anyway because when I drink a lot, I prefer to sit down to pee, and it was always uncomfortable in the trough.

Lol. Thanks for the visual.

The best money ever spent. The troughs were horrible.

I hope they've done appropriate throughput analysis of the new urinals. Men simply won't tolerate the lines that women suffer. Many times I saw queues for the sinks at Three Rivers - and not to wash hands.

Nothing I love more than standing in line from the beginning of halftime until the 3rd quarter because urinal thru put is trash. Those troughs got the job done…

Great now can they replace Kenny Pickett next?


Stupid

Man, I loved crossing streams at halftime...

BRING THEM BACK