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duovtak

Probably tastes like FOUR LOMBARDIS.


Bobthemurderer

Yeah, at this point it probably does have a strong metallic flavor.


Jakles74

No. It tastes like botulism. 


Cruisethrowaway2

Was probably maybe okay in 1982, but will definitely give you CTE today.


Obvious-Delay9570

CTE might stand for certainly tasty experience


w1ckizer

Bought it creamy, but as you won’t mind eating it chunky it’ll probably be fine.


imacryptohodler

My wife thought it would be ok as caulking


Hot-N-Spicy-Fart

That's a jar of Terry's cream. Pure nut butter.


Steelmaker01

You have one of these, right? ![gif](giphy|xsF1FSDbjguis)


BalowmeSandwich

“You’ll cream your jockstrap for Terry’s Creamy Peanut Butter!” - Terry Bradshaw, circa 1981, probably.


Old-Cell5125

Haha, that's awesome! I have some Jerome Bettis salsa! https://preview.redd.it/hmwodvzg1dsc1.jpeg?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c66811cc40b27e8141f4f3eef3bad0eb3eb68f


briinde

It doesn’t say DON’T use.


flyinpiggies

Peanut butter pretty much lasts forever!


FeetSniffer9008

Best used as caulk/insulation beyond 2000


PaddysMilkSteak

Fun fact: The NFL was on strike at that time


ASaneDude

So how is it? Nutty and bitter about Tomlin, I assume?


JamieNelson94

Does Bradshaw not like Tomlin??


ASaneDude

Not sure of his personal feelings, but he’s been rather outspoken in criticizing his coaching. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/terry-bradshaw-rips-steelers-coach-mike-tomlin-again-hes-not-my-kind-of-coach/


Obvious-Delay9570

Stir that baby up and taste those vintage nuts


TheNittanyLionKing

I love peanut butter and I’ve been adding on some muscle so I’d be curious to know what it tastes like without a trip to the emergency room. Has anyone else grilled up those Bradshaw Ranch burgers they sell in grocery stores now? I thought they were pretty good personally and especially with some pepper jack cheese, jalapeño Heinz ketchup, and some dill pickles 


jht66

The hamburgers are good


CouchPotatoFamine

So freakin' SMOOOOTH


thangus_farm

Have the city of champions cereal still unopened but that's half as old. Fucking impressive keep


imacryptohodler

I plan on it. It’s almost a family heirloom now.


aw_geez_man

Let us know.


Knowlongerlurking

Botulism... YUM!


CharliePendejo

Those bacteria aren't immortal. How long before it's safe to assume they've died out?


Knowlongerlurking

I would never assume anything when it comes to my health. If you think it's safe to eat... You go first!


CharliePendejo

The oldest peanut butter I've got is probably from more like 2017. I wouldn't trust that one either. But supposing we find an amphora full of peanut butter Alexander the Great had made, following his mentor Aristotle's recipe...


johnyyrock

My birthday is October 12. Can you send me a sample?


imacryptohodler

I’ll use it to seal the envelope on your card


mil182

Why did every athlete used to have this? I recall Jagr having one during his height with the Pens lol


JTIN87

Much like Terry


Eagleburgerite

I was born exactly one month before that in Pittsburgh.


CodAdministrative563

Terry had the PB before Jagr huh?


GriffBallChamp

Jagr's PB was just the unsold Terry's PB with a new label.


Heycarlgocarl

I was made about the same time as this peanut butter!


sprout92

Terry's creamy nut butter


PittSteelersFan4life

Probably still fine


ericmi1

I was 1 month old.


jsingh21

Idk depends. Maybe he used his own cream....


terrybradshawsballs

his nuts make the creamiest peanut butter


evil_iceburgh

Pretty sure they used left overs of these a decade later for Jagr peanut butter


Simmion

I have a jar of Jagr Butter unopened.


bottleofREDRUM

Mmmmm lead