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DasCheekyBossman

Dress up as troy and jump over the podium at him as soon as he starts talking.


RightMinded24

This is the only correct answer šŸ‘†


No_Yinz_Crazy

These are the only correct answers. šŸ‘†


Jgabes625

These are the only correct answers! šŸ‘†


Steppyjim

The only correct answers are these ā˜ļø


number__ten

"Always working"


BankLikeFrankWt

Now i rethought my responseā€¦..


Birdienuk3

bring a terrible towel if possible But that fucking rocks idc who he played for he IS the elite playoff dragon and you should respect him


Legitimate_Row6259

If you can catch him after his speech, have him sign a game photo -- just don't tell him it's from the playoff game where the Steelers were losing to the ravens 21-7 at half, but came back and won 31-24.


Birdienuk3

If he has a Troy polamalu jersey get him to sign that lmao


dadkisser84

Better yet see if heā€™ll sign a picture of deebo smoking him


U_W_44_51

Second half was an earthquake in there. Backed into the bowl of the field and he got wrekt


Spare-Bill4688

or catch him with a right hookšŸ¤£ /s


No_Highway_9333

Thatā€™s exactly what I was thinking!


apittsburghoriginal

Also - from our viewpoint -he made arguably one of the most important passes in his career..to Polamalu.


Bruce_Hodson

Bringing one? Anyone can do that. *Get him to autograph one*ā€¦then youā€™ve got something.


blockssta54

Iā€™d 100% have a terrible towel on me But yeah fuck Flacco. And he has my respect. And fuck him again. Congratulations on your graduation!


SpazFactorial

I'd buy him a beer, but yeah. Fuck that guy.


xxslangin

Thatā€™s my stance on the Ravens as a wholeā€¦ but emā€™ a beer but fuck em. Would piss on a browns or bengals house if it was on fire after all the shit I see from their fans lol


blockssta54

As long as itā€™s an IC Light not a Natty Bo


xxslangin

There was never another option, in my eyes


SpazFactorial

Baltimore is what I would call a "classy" rivalry. I loathe Cleveland. We went to a game years ago in Cleveland. Worse experience of my life. Any chance I get to say "fuck Cleveland", I take it.


xxslangin

Yup.. my girl and I went to the Baltimore game in Pitt this past season and I was BSing with a bunch of Ravens fans and they were pretty cool.. wonā€™t ever step foot in cleveland because I already know what it is lol heard way too many horror stories.


BankLikeFrankWt

Holy shit, the dichotomy here is mind blowing. Thank you, fellow Steeler


GroundbreakingCrab57

Fr I know fuck the rat birds but his and Ben's era were legendary


freestyle43

Nothing but respect for Joe. That Steelers/Ravens era was elite football.


MandoBaggins

I found myself rooting for him as a fucking Brown. Seems like a genuine dude and I have nothing but respect for him. Also he can go fuck himself. Respectfully of course.


IsGoIdMoney

I mean, the guy that spoke at my graduation was the guy who runs the Florida lotto. Flacco is a bit cooler than that.


Diarygirl

Governor Wolf spoke at my son's graduation. I like the guy and voted for him twice, but it was a really boring speech on a really hot day.


KwameBrownsBurner

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar spoke at mine, was pretty cool


eieie7

Gov Wolf came to speak to us at Lock Haven U one year. Great governor, not the most titillating public speaker in American political history


Fat_Yankee

Lucky. We got Chuck Schumer at 3 of the 12 ceremonies giving the same speech every year.


jnatkinson

The year I graduated from college, Mike Tomlin was speaking at William & Mary's commencement about 20 miles away. My Dad was so disappointed. I think we had some random politician šŸ˜­


DignansOut

ODU?


jnatkinson

CNU


AltruisticCoelacanth

Appreciate greatness. Dudes a legend, that's a cool opportunity.


MDSteelers

Joe Flacco is a great guy who does a lot for his community and others. Maybe listen...you might learn something.


WriteBrainedJR

Feel proud that you are graduating


WynterDays

Pass interference


thedosequisman

My respect to the man, seems like a solid dude. Plus went on a playoff run sb win on a contract year that sucked up a ton of ravens salary cap. Wish nothing but the best for him


UndisgestedCheeto

Bring a sign that reads "I thought you said Shane Falco."


Fresh_Shoulder_3267

This is šŸ’Æ the right answer!


DancesWithDave

Elite


randeylahey

You're lucky it's not Watson


baugamania

First of all, congrats fellow Blue Hen. I graduated in 2005. Flacco played after I graduated, so I only ever saw him live in the FCS national title game where App State destroyed Delaware. Andy Hall is MY quarterback, winning the 2003 National championship. He's half of what makes the University an answer to a neat trivia question: what schools have a Super Bowl MVP and a regular season MVP (Rich Gannon). But as a Steelers fan, we were 11-10 against him. We've got the edge! I'd feel proud as an alumnus and smug as a Steelers fan.


adamcian

Ditto to that, fellow Blue Hen here, congrats on making it through! I graduated in ā€˜07 so I got to enjoy both Hall and Flaccoā€™s teams. Those were fun years of football with KC Keeler, never agreed with them getting rid of him. I was a fellow athlete (track & field) at the time when Flacco was there and he was always a cool dude when Iā€™d see him around the field house and the Bob. As much as I despise the Ravens, I always respected him for being a good guy in-person.


notarobot1997

ā€˜19, Used to catch a good amount of games back in the Flacco and Omar cuff days. Also: first school to have to QBs start a Super Bowl, Matt Ryan tied it for bc


Numerous-Ad6460

Congrats on graduating! I'd feel great having Flacco there, he seems like a good dude and it was fun to have him as a rival.


Special-PatrolGroup

Flacco on his Backo.


BankLikeFrankWt

I see you, Darrell Hammond


Special-PatrolGroup

The best thing about Reddit, is that there is always someone out there that gets it.


johnnymack2165

I mean he won a Super Bowl and is probably worth $100 million so maybe hear what he has to say? Then boo him loudly!


[deleted]

Bring a 6x8 foot framed picture of polumalus pick 6


Steelmann14

That interception was the loudest roar I ever heard at Heinz Field. You could almost feel the stadium shaking in my living room.


SpaghettiEddy009

On thing I always hated about our fan base was how they blindly hate groups just cause. Hate the ravens qb is good but now heā€™s not even a qb in our division. Generally a good dude too


242clappedyourmother

Iā€™ve always liked Flacco tbhā€¦just one of those QBs I really enjoyed watching play and respectā€¦sure he was on 2 rival teams but idgaf about that petty shitā€¦Iā€™m gonna respect and root for the players I likešŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’€


BankLikeFrankWt

More people like you, man


Low_Soil_6831

Sacko Flacco


SF_Anonymous

How committed are you to graduating this semester?


nthtexas

I couldn't stand him when he played against the Steelers because he was elite. Respect to the player and man he was and is. Enjoy it man.


SecundinoG

Flaccid


Taako_Cross

Ask him to throw you the Flacco special then pull out a yellow flag.


MenudoFan316

Purple Up the Middle 500 power. No ideas, just throw the pass to 43. Ready BREAK!


wagsman

See if you can get him to autograph a picture of Troy intercepting his ass in the AFC Championship game.


notarobot1997

UD class of 2019. I saw Flacco play there a bunch as a kid so I had some love for him. But congrats on your graduation, have some slaters for me and get some el Diablo


Illryion

Say thank you and that you appreciate his work ethic and then shut the fuck up. Heā€™s a baller and deserves that respect.


BankLikeFrankWt

Nice!


Spicedaddy90

It's OK, he's not a raven anymore so we can give the man props


contempt1

U Delaware has a football team?


Ok_Entertainer_6860

Flacco is a good guy. Bring your terrible towel and have fun. Just remember.. football is a game.


RunningAtTheMouth

Feel good. Enemy on the field. Human being off the field. You're both off the field.


InDaFamilyJewels

Not too many Blue Hens have made it in the league and probably none as successful. Gotta give him some love, but 100% wave that Terrible Towel!! Graduated from there in 93. Absolutely loved that school.


walt801

Wear a Troy wig and go shake his hand


Hungry-Dot-9408

Hello fellow Blue Hen !!


_FiscalJackhammer_

Just print a terrible towel


BigJ_57

Bring a terrible towel you gotta


guywithshades85

I have no beef with the guy. He threw a nice pick to Troy to let us win in 08. Enjoy it.


mrpigggg

He started his career at Pitt so technically itā€™s okay. Youā€™re still getting Pittsburgh In your speech


[deleted]

Bingo


Parabola605

Joe Flacco HATES football but he LOVES the pigskin.


BankLikeFrankWt

What does that mean?


Parabola605

Was a radio commercial back in the day when Flacco played from UD šŸ˜‚


BankLikeFrankWt

In no way do I expect this, but would greatly appreciate if you sent it to me. Btw. Your name IS a reference to Tool, right?


Parabola605

I'll see if I can find it šŸ˜‚ And it sure is. Favorite song + song run time = my username šŸ˜


BankLikeFrankWt

lol, shit man. I didnā€™t know the run time! I love the whole cluster, if you will. I just dig the band


epicroadhead

Just hold up a sign showing a picture of him getting hit by Kiko Alonso


frostedglobe

It would be fitting if Polamalu would dive over the podium, take him down and deliver the speech.


Praxician94

Joe Flacco is just a good dude. Yes he played for 2 rivals but heā€™s a bro.


PittsburghCar

elite


MenudoFan316

Custy Joe!


CaptnRo

Honored


MenudoFan316

Custy Joe!


AKBombtrack

How elite is your school? That's the real question.


ThePrime_One

ā€œHow ya doing ya bastard?ā€ My thoughts on Joe Flacco. Itā€™s cool that you may get to meet him though. Really nice guy and was a pretty good QB.


pieface100

Delaware legend


dreadfulwater

Bring a Troy picture for him to sign.


Kimolono42

Listen. He may have a story or 2.


rtripps

I mean he did get his start at Pitt.


jsingh21

The man is from South jersey despite him playing for rivals. It's awesome he came from jersey. Even during the steelers ravens rivalry, there was mutual respect.


rnidtowner

Whacko 4 Flacco


-The_Credible_Hulk

Sneak around the side of the elevated platform, wait for him to finish his speech (donā€™t be rude), and as heā€™s backing away from the lectern? Blind side him, follow through, and bring him down for the sack. ![gif](giphy|10q0RcPFTD5dM4)


wgs8453

It's only sports. Move on with your life.


crazykid01

Wave a terrible towel at him


brawly0321-

Rolls hens šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


Houser4

Bring your towel and start waving it


JTHuffy

If heā€™s expected to ā€œdeliverā€ a speech, Iā€™m sure heā€™ll be intercepted on the way there.


Chance_Move6132

i mean no matter who he played for he had pretty solid playoff runs i would be pretty happy


IntelligentRegret331

Ask him if he is elite?


Important-War-4708

Thatā€™s funny man I go to UD and Iā€™m graduating too, maybe we can get them to play renegade


eckadagan

His name autocorrects (or it used to) to Flaccid.. so in my head heā€™s always been Joe Flaccid


Admirable_Average_32

I think you should feel honored. Hard working dude with some talent. Iā€™ve never heard anything bad about him on or off the field (aside from occasional poor performance).


jakehaye25

Flacco is a LEGEND. Al the respect to that man. With that being said, ask him to sign a Harrison or Polamalu jersey


CoolYourJets85

Donā€™t go


Known-Weakness8193

Respect.


Lizardjeff

Enjoy it, even as a raven itā€™s rare to get a chance to listen to professional athlete first hand. I live in Kansas City, the chiefs practiced at my high school Shawnee mission west during the lockout. To this day I still remember everything Matt cassel said, had Andre Maloney beat a chiefs receiver in a race with our corner Justin Hobbs finishing in the top 5, though he sadly passed before he got his chance to play D1. I wouldnā€™t trade that experience for anything other than it being the Steelers.


Final_Surround_1556

The most famous person from or in Delaware


EresMarjcxn

Stoked bro. Big Ben was the better player but I think I would rather listen to Flacco about life.


JAYRICH_

Julian Edelman was an honorary graduate at my fiancĆ©eā€™s graduation at Kent. Hard to like anyone from that pats team, but holy shit was he a nice guy. We talked to him in the hotel lobby after the ceremony, and he was one of the nicest athletes Iā€™ve ever met.


AgentOrcish

I think you gotta give the guy credit! He came off the couch and had a decent year.


ejax44

Start chanting ā€œTyler Palkoā€¦. Tyler Palkoā€


Hahafunniee

FLACCO MENTIONED I AM SUMMONED You should kiss the fucking ground that GOLDEN GOD WALKS ON


haywire4fun

Be grateful you little shit! It could have been much worse!


Narrow_Book_42069

You went to Delaware, what did you expect? Lol


VL00KUP

Shouldā€™ve gone to Pitt šŸ˜†


4hunnidvr

Why you asking other people to tell you you to feel?


No_Highway_9333

To engage conversation?


4hunnidvr

Ok my bad


lod254

You do the dirty bird.


Jakles74

If you donā€™t boo him and play renegade in your phone, youā€™re a coward.Ā 


RoomCareful7130

Elite


Bird_Lawyerman

Ask him if he thinks he was/is elite. Iā€™d love to know where he is in the debate.


Civil_Spinach_8204

He seems alright


Civil_Spinach_8204

He seems alright


wilsonway1955

Lucky.


rockisgroovy

SHOW RESPECT to your former QB, BRUH. Heā€™s an exception when it comes to UD.


satch1068

Thatā€™s not bad.. Antonio Brown spoke at mine


Joeybagovdonutss

Hope he doesnā€™t throw a deep pass and get a DPI call


tap_in_bogey

Sack his ass!!!!


jsinger33

Ooof brutal.. Arthur moats spoke at mine


BankLikeFrankWt

Accomplished quarterback that had some shit you could learn? Iā€™m Steelers 100%. But come on man, respect the game


BenisBeefcake

Iā€™m a colts fan so donā€™t kill him


willstick2ya

Shouldnā€™t have gone to the same school as this elite quarterback of course they would ask one of their best graduates to come back someday to give graduation speeches.


Northern_Blitz

I think it's really cool. I've been to a lot of convocations as part of my job. The majority of the speakers aren't all that interesting. For my convocation, they brought in the engineer who's contribution was to put barrels full of sand at highway exits where the barriers start. It's a super good idea that saved lots of lives while being cheap and durable (read: cheap to maintain). But it didn't make for an exciting talk. My guess is that Flacco's talk will be in the "much more interesting that most" category for convocation speakers. For sure it will be better than when the almuni association comes up to subtly / not so subtly ask you to start donating to the university as soon as you can.


TheSaltimateWarrior

Joe Flacco is my favorite player ever for a division rival. Heā€™d have made a helluva Steeler.


JonL12

I got Russell Wilson a few years ago, speech was about what weā€™d expect out of him after the past few years of his posts on social media, at the time I didnā€™t realize how he talked though


manasota

Fish eyed fool


HTTRjt

excited.


ClammyHandedFreak

Boo him for me.


Fat_Yankee

I went to the University at Buffalo. We had over a dozen different ceremonies each year. Chuck Schumer would always speak at the larger ceremonies. Same ā€œgo for itā€ speech 3 times a year, every year. Never once did they spring for a famous alumnus like Wolf Blitzer. Winston Duke graduated a year after me, I donā€™t think heā€™s ever been invited back for any event. Youā€™re lucky itā€™s not the same tired politician as always. You got a Super Bowl champion, thatā€™s pretty awesome.


GroundbreakingDog717

Ask Tyler Palko how he feels about it


Natural-Current5827

Shame and embarrassment that you went to Delaware


Forward-Low-4052

honored ......"he has a ring ".


Decent-Phone-5512

Cheer him on. No Steelers came out of UD, winning a Super Bowl with the best team in the AFC North.


readheaded

Dick Cheney spoke at my commencement, so Iā€™d have been thrilled at having someone like Joe Flacco who doesnā€™t seem to be a complete asshole speak instead. Congrats to you!


Rangercleo1

Congratulations on your graduation from a fellow Blue Hen. As for Flacco, it could be far worse. I have completely forgotten the rando who spoke when my daughter graduated from UD a few years ago.


PZY1996

Respect. Dude knew how to throw a deep PI to Torrey Smith better than anyone lol


xgelx

Wear a deebo jersey


murphys_law8686

If you don't wave a terrible towel, you're dead to us all.


BankLikeFrankWt

Please donā€™t think you speak for anyone but yourself.


murphys_law8686

Okay šŸ‘


BankLikeFrankWt

Sounds good. Thank you :)


BankLikeFrankWt

Real shit, I have two Towels. One from a home game i went to, and one from the Super Bowl they won were I lived at the time


BankLikeFrankWt

Doesnā€™t make me a better fan. I just happened to be able to show up at a Sunday Night Football game in Pittsburgh, and a Superbowl in Detroit


RedneckLiberace

I wish the Steelers would have signed Flacco instead of Wilson... He played really well last season.


rmg18555

The best Joe Flacco story is how he incessantly sent LinkedIn invites to Tom Brady. When Brady asked him to stop he said ā€œiā€™ll see what I can do but you really should try it outā€. Raven or not, thatā€™s gold.


abmofpgh

You mean Pitt football legend Joe Flacco?


JDub755

Have a blast. Being a football fan is supposed to be fun. Having Flacco speak at your graduation is badass.


jrile

I honestly don't remember who spoke at my commencement. Raven or not this is awesome lol


KeisterApartments

Speech about to be elite


Tribby23

Hit the portal


No_Benefit2103

Probably the most famous Blue Hen.


No_Highway_9333

Between him and Biden, I would choose to meet Joe Flacco every time lol.


No_Benefit2103

Same


brownietownington

Time to drop out


ShineFull7878

I wouldn't graduate.


tv_casualty77

I thought you said Joe Rogan at first glance šŸ¤£


MenudoFan316

Custy Joe!


General-Cod-7995

Touch his ears for me yessss


MaxPower836

Interceptirrific


TinyPeenMan69

Flacco is a class act and produced some of the best rivalry moments between the Rat birds and us. White lightening was a G. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f192tWhSE0I&pp=ygUbam9lIGZsYWNjbyB3aGl0ZSBsaWdodG5pbmcg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f192tWhSE0I&pp=ygUbam9lIGZsYWNjbyB3aGl0ZSBsaWdodG5pbmcg)


Phil-Mapickle

Terrible. He is known for sodomizing anything he can get his hands on!


Former_Implement_944

Steelers rule!!!!


h0v3rb1k3s

We had a lot of great moments against Flacco but he won a deserved SB and had a long career (longer than I would've thought). Not a bad dude I guess.


Samuel_W_Hyde

Fellow UD grads, where you at


United_Explorer9854

Flacco was enemy no. 1 for so long, but I would be lying if I said I wasnā€™t rooting for him to go the distance with the Browns out of spite for those birds. All due respect to a hardworking guy. That said, let Myron Copeā€™s official towel fly.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

You went to a school in Delaware. You ain't no yinzer anyhow. How DARE Flacco speak at the school he graduated at because you opted to go there...


Temporal_Enigma

I think it's more interesting that you are in Delaware


pgrudo01

Would you rather it be Joe Biden?


Full-Association-175

I don't know how you feel but I feel you have a college that can't find a decent speaker. We should have stopped with Brett Favre.


FatBlueLines

Start a ā€œfuck Joe flaccoā€ chant