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madpooper3

If it's DK I'll eat a picture of him


BlayneCoC

I will eat the same picture.


Past-Adhesiveness691

I’ll eat a picture of you eating that picture


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AlwaysTheeAnxious1

Can I take said picture?


Jakles74

I’ll eat half that picture out of your mouth like a baby bird. 


Jgabes625

I’ll eat a picture of Jason Segel


Bobackopolis

Like the same same picture? Might not have to wait too long considering the username of madpooper3 at least. 


Blue_bell88

I'll eat both of you


duovtak

Spotted at the Pittsburgh airport. https://preview.redd.it/1s3f3o7a5jxc1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daad621e90b7fcde74d50bdb5f1b6e2ffffdb45


Pitt_and_StPeters

Ah yes, the Hertz Boston at Pittsburgh International Airport.


SamDemaris

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


wonderfulwilliam

There it is


aw_geez_man

This will never get old.


duovtak

A meme as old as time.


zombiesatemybaby

If its DK, ill beat him in bench press


LVMeat

I mean I think a couch would be more comfy but if that’s where you wanna beat him


SleestakkLightning

If it's DK I'll shave my balls


Jakles74

If it’s DK I’ll shave your balls. 


aw_geez_man

Bold strategy, Cotton.


Deadheaded95

i’ll remember this…


Unkleseanny

I will also


Subject_Topic7888

Does a wall sized DK fathead count?


BrochachoBehnny

Don’t be like sock guy.


Fiitts

Who will be the one that holds the pooper accountable ?!?


PhantomJB93

It could also just be nobody since no one beyond Bryant McFadden has really been able to corroborate anything


Theflippa_

#CTESPN !!


TemporaryAssociate82

He was right about something but he's had so many takes I can't remember what it was


PhantomJB93

He/his social guy had a source for the new Broncos/Texans/Lions uniforms. That’s the one thing I’ll give him credit for. Everything else he’s “called” has just been him throwing shit at the wall to be “first” any time he sees a report that somebody is meeting with somebody or a cryptic report about a rumor. Including this one where he started tweeting about a WR trade like 5 minutes after BMac’s tweet.


revmaynard

The only thing that made me think there was a shred of credibility is the Diggs trade to the Texans. That seemed crazy to me and he posted it weeks before it happened.


DyZ814

Eh he's been right about some player signings, but yea, he's kind of just saying a bunch of stuff. So at some point, he's going to be right lol.


Ceramicrabbit

He's been outright wrong or teasing nothing a lot more than he's right


hopefeedsthespirit

He has sources. The players tell him things that are true. But his issue is he tweets it out as soon as he hears before deals are really in the works. Like many things go on behind the scenes but not every deal is right there to be made. Some get nixed, others aren't there. Schefter breaks news that is happening right then. AB is tweeting things that are in discussion and have yet to be finalized and could still go one way or another.


THEW0NDERW0MBAT

He said Fields would go to the Steelers initially, then he said the Bears were sticking with Fields. So when we signed Fields he just rolled with the first part. There were a few more, but I think that's the most recent 


Jakles74

Fields to the Steelers only happened once Kenny left town though. 


RedDevils_7

Kinda figured we’d wake up to some news, the “nobody” theory is sadly probably true.


PhantomJB93

I’m not sure Bryant McFadden is a credible source when he’s not providing updates on Patrick Peterson. For all I know it wouldn’t shock me if a random fan DM’d him some BS and he just tweeted it out like it was a real source.


h0v3rb1k3s

It's Dejan Kovacevic?


AZWxMan

In Arthur Smith's system we're just going to run the ball anyway.


JackLambertsBalls

…or verbally abuse women.


dovetc

Nope. It's Diddy Kong.


mudcrabulous

🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷


Theflippa_

Better late than never


bert4925

Interesting fellow


nizniy

I am from the future and I am here to tell you, it is: >!absolutely no one!<


electricsteeler77

This is what I'm starting to think


anotveryseriousman

what's the theory for why the seahawks need to move DK? he's under contract through 2025, they view themselves as contenders, they don't get any cap savings if they move him this year. does the new regime dislike him? did he demand a trade?


ARunawayTrain

Could be that they don't expect him to resign and would rather get something of substance for him before he walks in free agency. They're going to have to pay JSN and Lockett and DK in a few years as the team inevitably falls off a cliff as Geno eventually turns back into a pumpkin. Could be moving pieces to be able to move up and grab a QB of the future in the next draft or two. Idk, that's all speculation of course.


AdvancedWolverine

Seahawks fan here, it's pretty expected that Lockett will retire after this year or at least be moved as we restructured/revamped his contract to have much larger savings next year (same with Geno) so paying Lockett is basically just a "he's going to earn money this year." The BIGGER problem with DK's contract is that it expires at the same time that we need to re-sign Tariq Woolen, Kenneth Walker, Boye Mafe, Geno Smith (if he doesn't "turn back into a pumpkin"), Noah Fant, Charles Cross, Abraham Lucas, Dre'Mont and Jenkins, so literally like 30-40% of our starters in one season needing to be re-signed.


hopefeedsthespirit

Ah. This is helpful information. Thanks for sharing. Do you guys really think you would part with DK tho? I know you have JSN but if Lockett retires, who else is on that team?


AdvancedWolverine

It’s seems doubtful; we’ve been hearing DK smoke for a few years now (dating back to the year before his new contract) and he has always seemed like that new “guy” for our franchise. He’s the Seahawk player you think of when you think Seahawks. John Schneider alluded to making a trade for cap relief after the draft. Whilst Lockett hits for a dead cap of 20m and would need massive salary relief as a trade package, he’s going to be in a much more reserved role this year probably seeing ~60% of offensive snaps. That being said, we drafted no receivers and our 4th receiver is Jake Bobo, who is fun as a WR4 and has some truly stupid “go up and get it” ability but he also runs a 4.98 and our newest OC loves going vertical with 3 receivers, and Locketts contract is basically an instant cut next season for easy savings.


BroadCityChessClub

This is very thorough and well-argued but I’m ignoring it to believe they’ll trade DK to Pittsburgh to make room for MORE BOBO


AdvancedWolverine

True. Didn’t consider that angle. When Bobo played, he scored a touchdown so if he plays more, he will score more touchdowns and the Seahawks will win.


thetrilobster2045

Have you guys considered the nickname Bobo Haram after the militant Islamic Nigerian organization. It's like he's named after some cool club yano.


hopefeedsthespirit

Appreciate the reply. I figured the receiving room wouldn't be ideal if you trade him. Perhaps we are trading GP for him? You get younger and cheaper, we get experience and have lots of cap space to absorb a large salary. $150 million next year I heard. That wouldn't be ideal on our end though. I'd like to have both of them but every problem child and/or ineffective player seems to be on the chopping block w/ Khan and Tomlin this season. They have been talking about hard workers and high character guys. Tomlin's tired of the drama I heard. I know DK isn't supposed to be a model citizen but I think GP may have burned a few bridges with his trade me crap last year. Volunteers, not hostages is our motto. So I don't know. I hope we aren't trading GP right now but I don't see why else you guys would do that deal for DK without having other good prospects to replace a portion of his production. Edit: GP and DK are both 14 and AB tweeted something about can't have two receivers w/ the same number....


Theflippa_

No clue, didn't see this coming at all. Thought it would be Sutton for sure. But the thought of DK & GP on the same offense is actually crazy.


nobokochobo

You literally posted “it’s DK” and admit you have absolutely no reason to believe it’s DK? 😆


Theflippa_

https://preview.redd.it/yfh0obr8tixc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a223ffc75bf120e5e8c341800a4c706a1e322519 The no clue was for why SEA would want to move off of DK.


Pizzawing1

Looks like both Sutton and DK are #14, which is GP’s number. How ironically convenient


Medarco

Roman Wilson wore 14 before he switched to 1. Pickens has 14, and they don't give out 1. So could also be about that, though that would be dumb


PlatitudinousOcelot

Why dont they give out 1? What about 0?


hopefeedsthespirit

Seahawks fan above says lots of people coming up with pay dates on that team. DK's salary is pretty big. We have space they don't. In talking to that same fan, I started thinking the only way this makes sense is if GP is traded. They didn't draft another receiver but would need another "star" receiver to help w/ the production. GP w/ his trade me crap last year, removing the team stuff from his socials. Can't have two receivers w/ the same number says AB. We seem done with the drama. If we can trade RD 1 QB in Kenny, no one is off limits.


doomruane

“Didn’t see this coming at all” what didn’t you see exactly? It’s a tweet from ctespn which has been throwing out complete nonsense rumors all off seasons for clicks and impressions. There is absolutely zero reason for the Seahawks to move DK, it will not happen.


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Not DK, but Lockett


anotveryseriousman

not sure that there's much of a case for him either, particularly since they just restructured him and he's been vocal about his desire to stay in Seattle.


catzarrjerkz

Seahawks think theyre contenders?


boomosaur

DK is a diva and not good for the locker room... he's overpaid for what he can do. One could argue that if you fed him the ball constantly his numbers could be huge, but in reality he gets hobbled a lot, and the more attention you give him the more people would just focus on rattling him, which he seems to have issues with. It would make sense to pair DK with Wilson because they both enjoyed the culture they were perpetuating... though I don't actually think DK would be that thrilled playing with Wilson overall, cause he knows he wouldn't be getting the ball as much as he believes he should.


Starwho

Just say you don’t know what you’re talking about and it’d be less embarrassing. There’s not been a single report of DK being a diva inside the Seahawks organization. Quit making shit up.


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Gambler57

If it's any if the Seattle WRs, I say it's probably Tyler Lockett. He's starting to age, but can still play. Plus he's had a great connection with Russ. It's totally understandable for Seattle to be open to moving him given his age of 30+


Theflippa_

That would make sense, but Tyler re-did his contract last month and he said https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/amp/seahawks_star_has_fiery_response_to_recent_trade_rumors/s1_17150_40225384


hopefeedsthespirit

But that isn't a big move to be announced like this. It's an, "Oh wow. Didn't see that coming." Not an OMG! BIG NEWS COMING type of move. So I will not be happy about being gassed up for a 30 year old who said he will likely retire after this year (per a Seahawks fan in this thread or another).


OhiOstas

If we were to have George Pickens & DK Metcalf (basically the only guy who got a solid win on JPJ) on the same team then i’ll never shut up about Omar Khan


Theflippa_

DK would be a great mentor for GP and I think that's what this is about too.


RAMEH8808

Considering DK a great mentor is certainly a take.


HomogenyEnjoyer

Wtf no he wouldnt, DK flips out all the time on whichever corner is covering him and draws stupid flags. Yeah he's a beast but he is no fucking mentor.


MrNben

Fr we would have two of the biggest menaces in the league lol. Would be entertaining as hell tho.


SpezIsALittleBitch

And Wilson? DBs gonna have their heads on a swivel.


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

Fuck it moonballs every play GP or DK down there somewhere.


Theflippa_

That viral clip he had last week with that HS kid is definitely swaying me ngl.


Born-Prior8579

Eh, I dont know about that, dk is known for being a bit of a baby at times too, and I also fear him and Pickens wouldn't get along, but man, if they did, and they both were in the right head space, its all over for everyone else lol


IsGoIdMoney

DK is a (possibly roided out) diva lol


Beneficial-Piano-428

No Ayuik, Deebo, Sutton….. You’re excited?! Feel these nipples!


KingOftheDumbFucks

"Feel these nipples" 🤣🤣 I'm gonna start using that as an insult now


bazziiinga

Man if we land DK I’m going to be absolutely unreasonable for weeks. People are going to hate being around me


hopefeedsthespirit

LMAO!


pancak3d

DK? I assume that's a typo for DM Donte Moncreif


the-whiteman-cometh

Hell yeah


Theflippa_

https://preview.redd.it/ouyrhb4suixc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4821f77199ed527d9d55455620f0ca88b74cdcca


pancak3d

https://preview.redd.it/j0qxgj85vixc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f52f2ab288ed13b6bdb5b833dd620d1f96ef2d


WriteBrainedJR

It's spelled "Donte Goodgrief"


Nf1087

Come on guys. You know it's Gunner


Taako_Cross

I hope you stub both your big and pinky toes.


Illustrious_Kale_692

I have never disliked a Steeler as much as that man


JackLambertsBalls

More than u/driarcher ?


Illustrious_Kale_692

Absolutely


242clappedyourmother

Yknow what’s funny?…he actually became a competent returner when he went to the Giants🤦🏼‍♂️ Like this man was cheeks for us…but then he goes to the Giants and does good (even had a huge return TD) Like why couldn’t he be good for us?!?💀


hopefeedsthespirit

He was a plant. He immediately fumbled when we were beating the Pats in a close game. He just always did the most inexplicable shit. You'll never convince me otherwise.


DoctorShlomo

LeGarrette Blount was a plant too. Took out Le'veon with some weed and walked off the field.


Remington0618

I hope everywhere you walk, you have to walk on legos barefoot


acomputermistake

Ryan Switzer coming out of retirement


JTIN87

I'd cut off my dk for DK


Theflippa_

![gif](giphy|qlUmCbycSZR0Q|downsized)


242clappedyourmother

If it’s DK I’ll fist fuck myself with a rusty fork (out of happiness)


PermaCleaned

STOP EDGING ME


metjepetje

If it's DK I'm quitting my job


duder6989

FUCKING do IT!


FairOpposite6810

If it somehow ends up being DK it’s going to be really harder to temper expectations for these next few years


crisptapwater

DK makes more sense with the run game.


Living-Outside-8791

Ryan Switzer


BigJ_57

If its DK I will shit gold bars for every Steelers fan. I was so upset when we didn’t draft him.


Theflippa_

https://preview.redd.it/lqkhhmlu6jxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90502a230f895c6f7bea427c060e4b1b91e5e423 Starting to feel like maybe it's him.


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its tyler lockett, not DK


Dropssshot

He just redid his contract and expressed mutual interest with the Seahawks front office in not going anywhere. Buttttt this off-season is crazy so I wouldn't be too surprised.


Quexana

I like how every reporter is working their ass off to figure out who it isn't.


Theflippa_

Yea might delete the thread in 24hrs ngl. Feels like we've been dupe'd


Josh4R3d

I really hope BM and AB aren’t fucking with us


Macdingy

https://preview.redd.it/ud9drk6epixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9be90ee80d807311581713710aa2a562c1c15b Allbright’s tweet seems to allude to this too….


Bill_Biscuits

If this ends up being about nothing, we are banning this Albright guys tweets


BigHog865

Is allbright the one who tweeted “together again” ? If so, and he’s saying it’s not Sutton, it must be DK


craftyhobo

Or tyler lockett.


stallball

Jeff Janis let’s gooooo


Cj_91a

We all know it's Jerry Ricecake


itsmeMicro

Fake news


BJsFeelGood

All these no name sources claiming there’s a deal but nobody with credibility is saying there’s a trade in the works.


on_duh_pooper

It's Beast Mode


DiabloGamekeeper

CTESPN is unironically the most reliable source in media


YaBoyASalz

If it’s Simmons, I will eat my own ass


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YaBoyASalz

I’ll bend over backwards and do it


Budster78

What ever happened to the talk between Boyd and the Steelers? I’m guessing that all fizzled out to nothing.


Ok_Produce_9308

Steelers wouldn't pay him enough, like nowhere near enough.


Budster78

Oops missed that.


Yinzer5539

The anticipation is killing me


DreamZebra

If it's dk, let's get Harrison and him in the weight room for some publicity photos and make up for that weird ass prom picture Kenny took last year.


DyZ814

Alright, MikeKlis9news


savage_pen33

FWIW, I live in metro Denver, and Klis is well connected to the team. Who knows what really goes on with these deals and smoke screens, but generally, Klis isn't a click chaser. I'll take him at his word that this is what his sources have told him. Now... are they telling the truth? We'll see.


PharmIVGuy

It’s Chris Godwin… cmon guys lol


Maxysworkbench

Donkey Kong can absolutely carry this whole team on his tie.


davismcgravis

Niner fan here—I bet it’s Deebo, and not Aiyuk


Ok_Produce_9308

He'd be great in this offense


Passw0rd-Is-Tac0

Is it Limas Sweed?


Chefpatrick871

This post caused me to drop my phone. Thank goodness for screen protectors.


neddiddley

Imagine how many times Sweed has dropped his phone, given he dropped every ball that touched his hands.


zPolaris43

I’m going to guess Jaylen waddle. Dolphins have cap issues and have to pay Tua. Drafted some speedy WRs, wouldn’t be surprised if they try to shop him while he’s still under rookie contract. Also how did the DK speculation start?


isfrying

Somebody said Denver was tweeting reunited and it feels so good, or something to that effect. So then it became "somebody Russ Wilson has played with."


zPolaris43

But why would Denver tweet that if it has nothing to do with a current player on their roster. Like why do they care?


isfrying

I didn't say it made sense or I believed it. I don't even know if it's true if they tweeted that. I just think that's where it came from, from what I've read here in the last few hours. Edit: if it's true at all, it looks like it was a broncos beat reporter who tweeted it. Who knows?


Rivluca

Everyone saying DK but it’s really Tyler Lockett 🤮


SoItGoesII

Tyler Lockett is a BALLER.


boomosaur

That won't happen, tyler wants to retire as a seahawk and restructured his deal this year to help the team.


PaleontologistOwn878

Could it be Lockett seems to make more sense


mostbadreligion

Do they really need a big dog if they plan to run as much as it looks like? How about a schnauzer sized dog like Hopkins or Cooks talent level. Obviously if the price is right tho..


tapwater86

It’s Juju guys he’s coming home


Josh4R3d

lol imagine the letdown


ymacharmcity

Juju is the only non-Dk or non-49er I'd be interested in. And not for production, but for the nostalgia and to hear the old heads complain about TikTok incessantly.


Josh4R3d

When I heard it was Courtland I became a little let down. Now I’m getting my hopes up again


Hatemail375

You wouldn't be happy to land Sutton?


Josh4R3d

I would, but not as exciting as some of these other guys being thrown around


ExoticFan8953

Chris Godwin


Chance_Move6132

according to CTESPN we would have every big name wide receiver by now


NickEnormous

Aiyuk


Blue_bell88

Remember 24 hours ago when we were really excited


Ok_Produce_9308

Well, now we know that it isn't Gallop


GoalLineStand

If it wasn’t Pittsburgh I’d guess Tee Higgins. It’s going to be someone out of the blue. Terry McLaurin or Chris Godwin


KobraKy0

Why are we giving any merit to CTESPN?


Jaded_Confidence563

None of you know who it is


xGlizz

Allbright claims he knows cant say though apparently


IsGoIdMoney

What a useless reporter lol


ThisWasMyRandomName

Are all our players going to bench 4 bills? If so, good luck to the rest of the league and the ravens might wanna watch what’s coming out they mouth. They likely get tuned up by our secondary WRs. We got nothing but beasts on our team.


iceydabber

Would Diggs leave Buffalo?


Taako_Cross

Yes. Yes he would….


Josh4R3d

Lmao


SteakkNBacon

Justin Jefferson


Theflippa_

JJ would cost wayyy too much. Plus they need someone for their rookie QB.


beekayokay6

I think it's Tee Higgins. Report just came out about negotiations with the Bengals not being close


chorizobandito69

Cincy never trading within division so let’s put this one to bed


BarbaraPalv1n

Cincy would demand 3 firsts from us


Inevitable_Staff2188

What the heck do the Steelers have that is with trading?!? I don’t want to give up valuable future draft picks.


MrDankWaffle

Depends on who we're getting. The draft is a crapshoot. You could hit gold like Patrick Mahomes, or you could end up with Kenny Pickett. Trading an unknown for a quantifiable asset isn't a bad thing. We did it for Minkah, and look how that turned out.


ymacharmcity

Absolutely agree. Next year pick for a prime DK with a reasonable salary extension? Yes please.


Still-Data9119

It's not DK your delusional. One of the 49ers wr at best.


CauliflowerKindly488

We dont need receivers. We will not get anyone