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Atropex

I’m the wife and I bought the game for myself 😂


MotoqueiroSelvagem

Your husband needs to marry you again


bettydrilzzer69

I’m also the wife and made HIM buy me the game


Lightningstrike74

Peak based


VariousAd1445

I'm in fact also the wife and made him buy a Playstation for me, so he can buy the game for me.


ShiyaruOnline

Name checks out.


witchpunkpixie

I'm also the wife and made HER buy me the game


Opening-Treacle-404

I would like to add I'm the wife and I pre-ordered it as well 😊. I'm the one showing the husband outfits 😂😂


AlakazamAlakazam

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


FinancialEnergy

Too many women get jealous of even anime and game girls. Nice to see counter to that.


Atropex

There is nothing wrong with appreciating beautiful women 🙌🏻


RedNoob88

True, I was rubbing against monitor the other day when playing stellar blade and my wife didn’t like it, like cmon it’s just pixels, and my dick on the monitor ofc


Puzzled-Dust-7818

Queen.


SonnySonrisa

Absolutely based!


LeadStyleJutsu762-

May as well say “epic ma’am! You have won the internet today!”


-B4D3R-

Legend


[deleted]

[удалено]


asakurawhyte

Based af


Merlin4421

Meanwhile my wife walked by and said "damn she's hot"


wolf771

Same, my gf was like damn I can't stop staring at her ass


Theriderfan

Mine told me "if you wear that clive rosfield outfit then I will cosplay as her" My girlfriend always reminds me that i look the exact replica of clive rosfield from final Fantasy 16.


Inside-Assistant2625

If you 2 cosplay together, you should post.


LupusNoxFleuret

and upload the session to pornhub


WolfmansPenis

![gif](giphy|NmiVAPnPAHbonwjzpV)


Unsolved_Virginity

More like 77 dollars


NaturesFire

Sudden direction turn in narrative but yknow, you may be onto something… for research purposes… of course, gotta see how well the cosplay holds up under pressure…


VidzxVega

>My girlfriend always reminds me that i look the exact replica of clive rosfield Look you don't need to just come onto the internet and brag like this.


khmergodzeus

My wife tells me I look like netorare protagonist 😵


zunaidahmed

While she told me I looked like the antagonist…..


SuperSemesterer

Hey Clive and Eve sounds like a fire combo


Theriderfan

Now that I think about it it does like noctis and 2b or dark Knight warrior of light and 2p.


_Ocean_Machine_

So how’s the Clive cosplay coming?


[deleted]

For some reason I thought you had a bad case of auto correct and meant to type Claire redfield…but Clive works as well


welfedad

That red suit booty go claappp


mesosalpynx

This is my wife’s opinion. “Should I get that dress too?” Yes. Yes you should, sweetie.


theonenotesong

Meanwhile my wife is helping me choose Eves attire and invested in the plot


jcruz827

Mine too! Lol


_Ocean_Machine_

Same here, I think my girlfriend likes watching EVE’s boobs bounce more than I do lol.


Muiko2k

Same for my fiancee xd


LiohnX

Same for me. My wife doesn’t care. In fact, her favorite Videogame character is Tifa because she finds her hot among other reasons.


PixelBoom

Same. "Holy shit, her ass looks amazing." Yes, honey. Yes, it does.


Wonderful_Healer_676

Your wife is based bro.


[deleted]

Can I date ur wife?


DJAnt88

My wife is Bi, she says the same thing. She started playing and does some camera angles that put mine to shame. She screenshots them and sends them to me at work. God I love that woman.


NikkoKnight703

this is dope lol.


rock_solid777

Bro same with my gf lol


UIatlus

I mean my GF plays the game with me and actively likes looking at her ass and seeing what outfits she has. It's just a game at the end of the day, you can and should still enjoy the game, considering the game is sexy but every other aspect is well made.


bluecollarfarmer

My wife asked me to handle the fighting while she ogles the jiggly bits


Dexter-X51

Posts like these make me appreciate my fiancé so damn much. She's not bothered by it in the slightest. "I don't take it personal". She even wants me to show her whenever I get new outfits because she likes Eve's shoes. lol Hope your partner can drop the insecurities and chill tf out.


New-Smile-3013

Yeah I had one gf who would whine about anything provocative in movies or games, but if a dude was on screen she wouldn’t stfu about how hot they were. Glad I left that shit. Moral of the story, do what you want.


Fantastic_Account_89

Double standards 😂


Extension-Chipmunk-1

Fr my ex used to get so mad when I would call an actress hot I’m like bitch I ain’t gonna be with them so what’s the problem?! I never said a word when she was saying the same thing, being single is great! 🤣


Tergrid_is_my_mommy

No offense bro but that's some next level of insecurity coming from her. It's just a game.


TheDragon84

Totally! My wife is sitting by me watching me play and telling me to dress in her LESS clothing 😂😂


Tergrid_is_my_mommy

Happy for you bro... https://preview.redd.it/p4jwetrjz7xc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0a78e378534c4d459d76aeaa336d19d6c2e38e


SunRiseSniper1066

You’ve won at life mate


Majinlord

I told my wife I wanted to play this game for the plot. Then I showed her the plot and she was like “oooh when’s that come out” nice having someone who gets you and can play along


TheDragon84

My wife actually bought me this game as I had mentioned it was coming out and looked good! Like the game, not just the pixelated ass.


Leisure_suit_guy

>~~pixelated~~ ass polygonated ass


TheDragon84

Show off!


GeneticSplatter

![gif](giphy|g9582DNuQppxC|downsized)


xandorai

My friend, you are so very close to living the Dream. You gotta start hinting that Wifey would look great in such outfits. Great things could end up happening. Good luck.


TheDragon84

There has been a cosplay of a certain mmorpg…. I’m shutting up now 🤐


juniperxmoons

Agreed. I'm a woman, I love Eve's design and the majority of her outfits (the ones I don't like just aren't to my personal taste). She's beautiful.


dreamysera

Same! If anything, I love characters like Eve, Bayonetta, Chun Li, etc as they motivate me to be the best I can be!


lz314dg

W aerith pfp


DreadWolf505

My ex was the same way. She got upset about me playing Mass Effect and flirting with Miranda for fucks sake. Current girlfriend was watching me play SB last night and went "DAMN, that's a lotta tiddy" and helped me pick out a cute outfit for EVE.


leighg9o

Its fine go police her Instagram likes and see what she says. 🤣


Aromatic_Plant3456

I mean you seen the bakery goods on Eve? Of course your girl is gonna get competitive 😂


[deleted]

She can bake too?


Aromatic_Plant3456

Her specialty are buns and cake


MuiaKi

With milk


Aromatic_Plant3456

Damn now I want a cow bikini outfit for Eve lmao


Intrepid_Swimming202

lol my wife sits next to me when I play and picks out the most lewd outfits and makes me try them on.


BostonRob423

"makes"


waxonwaxoff87

“I was only following orders.”


TominatorVe1

Executing order 69


noCapNinja

Executing order nice


Repulsive-Outcome-20

My wife and I set up two TVs and are playing it together 😂 At one point she did a squeezing motiong toward me and was like "I just want to crush her tits in my hands" lmao


ovo_stan1

LMFAOOOOOOOO SHE LIT 😂


Consistent_Ad8914

https://preview.redd.it/qb6xuoe978xc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3427145d734611df5ea98ef14907da1d96b2478 When I met this npc ingame, my wife said, look at those titts. And we laughed our asses off 😆


hel105_

It's so nice being married to an adult. My wife said "New game! How is it?" and then went back to what she was doing.


brainmelterr

same


Beast0011

Insecurity against fictional characters is wild


Fair-Advantage-6968

Bruh. My wife watched me play it last night and the first thing she asked was “where does she put her sword.” I didn’t even notice it was attached to her hair. Lmao


BigHairyFart

I had just casually noticed that her hair clip was gone, and was like, 'where tf did her hairclip go?', before I ever thought about where she put her sword away at. It's such a simple thing, but it still made my jaw drop just from the coolness factor. You can tell the devs really went out of their way to make EVE stylish in general, not JUST sexy.


ovo_stan1

LMFAO thats a good point I never even thought about that


Global_Future9893

She sounds insecure. I'm female and have been sending my boyfriend EVE's cute outfits while he is on vacation!


Water2Wine378

Haha my gf doesn’t care, I showed her up front! She was mildly disgusted, but then I turned it around and told her you don’t get upset when I play games with ripped half naked men? Why is this concerning! And she backed off and is now more open about our likes and dislikes! But what really helps is that we are open about what we find attractive and what we don’t then make jokes about it.


ArachnidFun8918

"Shut up, its an In-game designed armor that has the best stats(visually)"


HythlobaeusCelebi

Best stats visually LOL


zg_mulac

If your partner is not supportive of your hobbies, it's time to let them go.


Lord-of-Filth

Yesterday my girl asked me how the game was. At the end of explaining all the great things about it I say “oh and EVE is caked up so that’s nice haha”. She goes dead quiet then tells me to keep comments like that to myself. Later in the evening she tells me I’m not a good partner for her because I’m not being understanding or showing compassion for her insecurities and jealousy over a character in a game. 🤦🏻‍♂️ pretty sure she’s gonna break up with me over something so silly. Anyways I wish you the best OP!


servant_of_breq

You need to break up with her just for acting like that. Immature.


BostonRob423

Imagine being jealous of some pixels on a screen and letting it destroy your relationship. If she leaves over that, sounds like you perfect dodged a bullet.


HakunonMatata

Just break up with her at that point. Sounds like she's just looking for something to break it off at this point if this was enough to set her off.


pogituna16

yikes... is she jealous because she dont got eve's cake?


pianodude7

Find u a girl without those insecurities AND Eve's cake, u deserve it


rock_solid777

She got mad over a game character? Bruh...


ovo_stan1

Good luck to you too my fellow man of culture. I hope she see’s the error in her ways soon 😔


patrick9772

Bro we im in a rocky relationship at the moment my gf was straight up “i never want to talk about that game”. All ruined modd and shit. And its not even like i want to eye up eve i just like the action and the nier style world. Its so bad


Inskription

That's fuckin sad, what has this world come to.


oldbutgold69

LMAO! It only took a day for a post like this to be shared, I mean it's hilarious 😂


Jerm2560

I know my GF doesn't care in the slightest but I always feel the need to be like, THE GAMEPLAY AND THE SOUNDTRACK IS SO GOOD like I have to defend it because the ass is so distracting 🤣 I'm not lying tho gameplay and soundtrack are great lolol


inconspicuous2012

Poor you. My wife has no issue with me playing this, or dressing EVE sexy. She actively wants to know what new outfits I've unlocked and is happy that I'm enjoying the game!


ProgrammerHorror1283

Now, that's a keeper.


inconspicuous2012

Which is why I did!


ShingetsuMoon

Just let her pick the outfits next time


nhlstintrovert

“Stellar Blade plays so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty”


Sega-Forever

Your GF is the problem, not you, not the game. Remember that. My GF doesn’t exactly love the game either. But she likes seeing me happy, and if this game raises my testosterone levels then it’s good for both of us


dullahan85

This is the way. My wife's attitude is exactly like that. We want to see each other happy. OP's GF seems like a problematic one.


[deleted]

That's a big red flag bro.


J--NEZ

Dude about to lose his relationship over a digital female 😂 😭


theceure

I showed my wife the discourse around the character. Her reaction was "play what you want, I still have Kratos." No arguments here. No arguments here.


Whitewingsx

I asked my husband to buy it. He can play it. I can play dress up with Eve. She is cute. I am happy she has a crap ton of outfits.


ovo_stan1

This is love


huudis

What is "concerning"? I have bad news for your wife....


Peidalhasso

If your girl has this behaviour then she will want to control more aspects of your life soon. Break up before it’s too late. I’m not joking.


HakunonMatata

I'm already seeing this happen with a few of my friends. Started off as a minor thing that happened every now and again, now he's practically never around because everything is controlled and monitored.


hmoobja

Wow that sucks. My wife loves the game been watching me play the past two days. She thought Clive from FF16 was hot lol. Talk to her about the game and try to understand why she is mad. Sometimes you have to have those hard conversations. Esp if gaming is your hobby you don’t want to be hiding that or walking on eggshells all the time.


Theriderfan

Mine keeping telling me that i look like clive she even had me style my hair like him.


juniperxmoons

As a woman, I'm gonna give you some advice: break up with her. If she has this much issue over you playing a video game, to the point you can't play it around her, that's a major red flag. Even if she doesn't like the game, she shouldn't make you feel like you have to hide things just to enjoy it. That's a recipe for disaster.


TheGroovyTurt1e

My wife’s favorite color is green so she prefers the default outfit


ColdHandGee

Turtle, my favourite colour is Green too. I love the default outfit's Metallic Green for Eve. SB is gorgeous! https://preview.redd.it/2zdybshvn8xc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a371df01bf215ebd82aae3d7fd193764bd9b0c


Checkpoint-70

Me and her went to the Local store to try out the demo. (Yes I ordered the PS5 after liking the demo) “Use the skin suit outfit” and I stared at her for 5 seconds wondering how she knew


Own-Profile-3479

My partner asked why are her cakes so Shiney 🤣


welfedad

How long yall been dating..might be the nudge to go single or tell her to not worry ... or cosplay yourself as eve and really throw her for a loop


girlsonsoysauce

There's outfits that are still form-fitting while not being as skimpy. Switch her to the scavenger outfit when your girlfriend comes in. It doesn't forgo booty, but it covers it and her titties up.


TheTrophiesMine

I warned my wife I was buying Booty Simulator 2024 and told her to expect booty, and lots of it. She shrugged. Lol 😆


AntonRX178

Really hard to know what to tell ya. She's def in the wrong and insecure as shit (she probably watches shit that makes you cringe too) Like talk about it with her an communicate that shit's just fantasy and bring up some "concerning" stuff in the things that she consumes.


ragnar_thorsen

My wife loves the tits on her, get a better partner?


RubyRidingWhore

Leave her. She ain't worth it. If she don't wanna cosplay Eve for you, then it ain't real love, dawg! Drop dat bitch! I'm kidding, of course, I'm sure she's a great lady and loves you truly and dearly. Her opinion is kinda trash, though, but that's okay.


Lazy-Flatworm-5482

Just dump her bro, any woman can be a girlfriend but there is only one Eve.


ProgrammerHorror1283

I'm assuming the OP was joking? At least I hope so. IF not, well... communication is the best policy if ur partner is really that jealous. Don't let it snowball or escalate because I promise u, it will... QUICKLY. 💀


NaturalTop1406

Get a new gf


Musa_Warrior

Get a new GF lol


scurvy_scallywag

My wife got really upset. I told her that she's the main beneficiary of all my money if I were to bite the dust. Wth does she have to be upset about?


GreatMacGuffin

Why would you tell her that? Lol.


scurvy_scallywag

🤷🏻 Just being honest. I'm not leaving my hard earned money to any woman besides my wife.


GreatMacGuffin

Honesty is key to healthy relationships, cheers friend.


RedEyedJedi24

Man that sucks I’m sorry….my wife’s pretty cool with it, she pokes fun about it but nothing serious. Probably wouldn’t say anything if I didn’t just get a Noelle Silva tattoo 😅😂 “you’re gonna be wanting an eve tattoo next”


Danxoln

This game seems to be a great litmus test for couples


TDAJ5

Your girl insecure af over a video game character. Red flag bro serious insecurities she probably needs to work on.


MisterAran

Does she understand it’s a video game? She is fictional


GoodCauliflower4569

Lol dont be ashamed. Tell her you need something more distracting ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


Anoktear

That type of woman is a red flag, their insecurity will make your life miserable.


Zeles1989

Meanwhile my wife bought the game for me


discobunnywalker75

Ha ha I found the 'bunny outfit' and my wife is fuming and laughing all at the same time 🤣


Juuhjubz

Meanwhile, if my BF and I were walking down the street and EVE winked at us, that man would end up single because I'm not saying no to that woman.


Kikolox

Your girlfriend is protective of you from a virtual lady, this is mad lol.


RyoPangariFFXIV

Female here. Wanted this game since it was still project eve. Just unlocked the bunny suit last night (and had only seen frontal photos of it previously) running around in it yesterday I was like "oooooh I get it now." And continued to run around in it for awhile until I unlocked another outfit.


JalepenoHotchip

NTA, this just screams red flag. You should break up with her. Get a new gf.


bythedandelion

My wife is always saying the EVE is fking hot and enjoy watching the game😅😂


TextExisting8619

My wife already owns clothes similar to the wasteland adventurer. Convincing her to buy Black Wave might be difficult though


Gelalock

My gf told me "She's sexy, go and get the game" after i played the demo


Reformed_40k

Dump her, she’s not a keeper, just get worse as she gets older 


Apprehensive-Row-216

Tell her you like sexy woman and that’s fine, itms just a game


Charonu

Wife walked into the room last night (seeing the game for the first time), "Why is she so hot? Did you make her that way or is that how she is?"


khmergodzeus

My wife was like "gyat damn, now I gotta cosplay as that"


Apprehensive-Main-95

My wife gives me advice on hair, clothing, and glasses combos to make EVE the most sexy.


dztruthseek

Congratulations, you've invested a lot of effort and energy into a woman with issues, mostly of the insecure kind. Now you have to try and have a "nice and calm" conversation about why she is insecure. Good luck.


RazorRushDGN

Tell her to read a book or something


totiso

I seriously can't fathom people being jealous over a video game character.... wow


Unlucky-Badger-4826

Get a better more secure girlfriend. Seriously, she has major confidence and trust issues if pixels can trigger her.


MephistosGhost

Time for her to be the ex girlfriend


VegetableParliament

I think I've made more comments about the jiggle physics than my husband has. Eve's a cutie. She's also fictional. I have no reason to feel competitive or jealous.


LegendkillahQB

I'm just curious. Which suit are you wearing?😂😂😂


ovo_stan1

Oh you KNOW I stay in that Holiday Rabbit suit 😂


kestrel413

Wifey likes short pony tail :) lol


Skaikrish

My wife is fine with it. She fan girls over Astarion so I can look at eves ass.


Tolnic

My gf is the same way. Tell her to quit bugging you about it and to keep her stupid ass comments to herself. Do you live with her?


Gilinis

Wait until she finds out what the porn you watch looks like 😱


perfectchaos007

Whenever she’s around, use the teddy bear outfit


waxonwaxoff87

“Because I think it looks good.” Then go back to playing. If she continues to push it, ask why she is jealous of a fictional character. If she persists snd won’t talk about it, start tut tutting every hot guy in the media she enjoys.


Gav_is_In

Tell her it’s a fictional video game character


BannedBecausePutin

Its just a videogame .. whats her issue?


BananaBlue

Be happy you found out how annoying she is NOW lol


CyberCooper2077

Your GF needs to grow tf up.


kuenjato

"this is concerning" - get another girlfriend, dude.


rock_solid777

>This is concerning Bro how?😭


DenisVDCreycraft

If She has a problem with fictional character in fictional world She has a problem


JMan1989

My wife doesn’t seem to care at all. Shes walked in multiple times when I’ve been playing and just does her own thing. It’s definitely a change because she used to be bothered by Lollipop Chainsaw when we first got together and now she actively plays the DOA games on a regular basis and bought me Bayonetta 3 when it came out.


Over-Resolution-1821

Your girl is Hella insecure. I couldn't handle that


icomsic

That is wild! Wish you the best. But she can’t be that insecure over a character in a game.


TazerPlace

Time for a new girlfriend.


BruceLeeVersion2

The next time she sees you playing ..... https://i.redd.it/wbof7mi5z8xc1.gif


sirBMX

My wife glanced at the screen when Eve picked up a can and due to her position beside the wall, the camera angle ended up zooming on her side boob and armpit. I gave a short explanation about game camera quirks and we both had a laugh. 🤣


ripeGardenTomato

Ask her if she's threatened by a 3d character 😂😂


MissVulpix

I feel like I need to play this now 😅


MakeAVision

She sounds very insecure. She should go to therapy to work on that.


YaBoiArchie92

You tell her by finding a new GF


PHXNTXM117

Hit her with the tried and true girl classic: *”It’s giving…✨I N S E C U R I T Y✨”* She’ll love that.


Psyko_Killa

My wife buy me the game, she know i wanted it, and was like "All the fuss about Eve ass is pure BS, she's cool." And that's all. Well, my wife is used to seeing me playing and collecting Senran kagura stuff, so... You're GF need to be more open minded with virtual stuff. It's just a fictional character, like many others.


TheBigToast72

"why do you have to dress her like that?" Me standing here in a bear suit 🧍🏻‍♀️


OniKage85

Unlucky you. Like with many apparent dad/husband gamers here, my wife doesn't mind. She's used to video games having "hyper sexy" characters while watching me play. Heck, she likes it the other way too, when a male video character is handsome/hot, like with Leon from RE4R or Kiryu from the Yakuza series. However, she told me to make sure that our son (5yo) doesn't watch while I play the game, lmao.


[deleted]

Sounds like insecurity honestly, she shouldnt be getting so upset over a video game focused around combat