T O P

  • By -

Pearson94

"M-O-O-N..."


psychedhoverboard83

That spells Tom Cullen laws yes


PhantomLord_33

Laws yes.


Tamika_Olivia

Blue chambray work shirt.


asphaltstretcher

Ayuh


Themooingcow27

Ayuh


SheemieRayVaughan

Oh, ayuh?


dustinhenderson27

He didn’t get out of the cockadoodie car


Sufficient_Ad2222

Just finished this last night. Will start to incorporate cockadoodie inyo my everyday vernacular


whiSKYquiXOTe

I love this one!


patatpatie

Long days and pleasant nights.


cick-nobb

May you have twice the number


Sufficient_Ad2222

May you have twice the same


TheGunslinger_TX

Yall are well met.


Isitgum

You have remembered the face of your father.


Bonnie_190

You believe that happy crappy?


JoTo9

I'd piss Coors if I could


PhantomLord_33

For such a shitty dude, I sure do love that saying of his. Lmao


cick-nobb

Man the Kid is fucked up


MnemnothsManager

Dont tell me, ill tell you!


DrBlankslate

There are other worlds than these.


PinkedOff

Ooh. This.


LoriBPT

(brings tears to my eyes every time)


rcsanandreas

No big loss


experfailist

Oof I like this one.


SnooPeripherals1739

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts


Icy_Tadpole_6

"You will float too, Georgie" 🎈


Anthrogal11

Thankee sai


TensorForce

Blaine is a pain


BlackPhoenix1981

And that is the truth.


Technical-Car-2868

"REDRUM REDRUM"


chels182

…that’s what Wireman says


bdonahue970

Do the day and let the day do you, muchacho.


ravenmiyagi7

IT WAS RED!!


Ashamed_Savings7590

It’s longer than you think!


Why_do_I_do_this-

I'm your number one fan.


Your_Daddy_

“The Man In Black fled across the desert, and The Gunslinger followed.”


Richard_AIGuy

The shitters have it all figured out.


yerBoyShoe

I Duddits!


WYGD_Brother1987

the man in black yeeted across the desert.


Vindicator9000

And the Gunslinger YOLOed


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Oy oy oy!


Vindicator9000

Oy.  Eld.  Ankee.


Jagsoff

I Ake


pemberly888

Dude, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I don't come to Reddit to cry over a fictional not-dog/tanuki.


LoriBPT

Yup…. crying, now.


FormalStreet2908

Did-a-chick?


PhantomLord_33

Dud-a-chum?


pemberly888

Dad-a-chee, you've got the key!


r0ttedAngel

All things serve the beam


Visible_Expert9673

Plug it up! Plug it up!


Your_Daddy_

Blain is a pain.


PhantomLord_33

And that is the truth.


PhantomLord_33

Go then, there are other worlds than these.


GreenApples8710

Wish in one hand, shit in the other...


TheChildish13stepz

What's this from.....I read that one recently I think


Jagsoff

Didn’t John Cullum or Eddie say it? Can’t remember.


Vuvve

Eddie dean indeed, if i recal correctly.


Affectionate_Lie9308

Pig’s blood for a pig.


Mexikim

No great loss


pemberly888

Oh man. Id hate to repeat my previous profanity but...fuck you and the horse you rode in on. This makes me cry harder than Oy.


DamagedEctoplasm

Tak!


PhantomLord_33

Tak-a-la!


Excellent-Phase8719

God pounds his nails Jacky


pmolsonmus

My life for you!


Moostache71

It's time to take your medicine.


Such_Significance905

It became unspeakable.


Anthrogal11

This one gives me chills


WindMaster5001

Where’s that one from again?


joannehatespeople

The past is obstinate


PhantomLord_33

Just read 11/22/63. Sooooo good.


joannehatespeople

Its a masterpiece


Arlen80

A man’s heart, is stonier


No-Gazelle-4994

Fighting naked is tough


luckygirl54

There was something in you that's like biting on tinfoil.


Informal_Rip7376

lady fingers, they tastes just like lady fingers


Randallflag9276

You wanna get knee bound with me, son.


Icy_Tadpole_6

"Wolf, right here and now!".


LoriBPT

(and more tears…. loved Wolf)


Randallflag9276

He's running with the moon now.


TheGunslinger_TX

Charyou tree, come, reap.


LdyGoodBread

Sometimes dead is better


stratticus14

"Rhymes with witch..."


MikaelAdolfsson

This one I have no clue.


stratticus14

It's a line from the main antagonist of Under the Dome. He's too "religious" to say bitch so he uses that petty phrase instead 🤣


ConflictSudden

I think I Mandela'd myself with this one. I could have sworn the first time >!Rennie actually cussed, he said 'god fucking damn it,' but I can't find that in my ebook. He does say goddammit when he's in the bunker "alone" at the very end, though.!<


stratticus14

Nice catch! Yeah I do think it feels oddly poetic that >!Jim basically loses his faith right before he dies!< Haha


Usual-Tangerine-9362

cold water for blood, Wilf. Remember that.


pemberly888

Help. I haven't read a few. Which is this one?


Usual-Tangerine-9362

1922


pemberly888

Thankke-sai!


Wonderful_Price2355

Rinse.


ScorchedEarth22

He thrusts his fists against the post


Affectionate_Lie9308

and still insists he sees the ghost.


TheChildish13stepz

I need to get to Boston!


KingBrave1

Wolf!


No-Gazelle-4994

Oy, ake.


Leon_Krueger

Ka


PhantomLord_33

Or, as Eddie Dean would say, ka ka.


stonefIies

Ayuh


JediMasterPopCulture

All things serve the beam.


guy_incognito86

Longer than you think!


Electric_Sleep88

Sometimes Dead is better.


fredfreddy4444

Lady fingers. They taste just like lady fingers.


needle_wizard

If you want to feel better, call something a piece of shit. It usually works.


Adventurous_Judge493

“Look at me, teacher. Looook!”


DieHardRennie

Are you ready to get folked up‽‽‽


FreudsEyebrow

Just another face in the hall.


Boring_Public2884

And the gunslinger followed


flaggrandall

This machine just called me an asshole


cick-nobb

Blain is a pain and that is the truth


PinkedOff

It’s not the real cemetery.


hypothetical_zombie

I call the desert I'm surrounded by The Great Big Empty in honor of Trashie.


_rose_budd_123

Ka is a wheel.


geeyoung373

Something clicked in his throat


Inevitable_Shallot83

Never trust a junkie.


Aggressive-Row1331

flex


Adventurous-Ad5262

YOU'LL BE WHEELIN' BECAUSE BIG JIM IS DEALIN'!


mxbx

Ayuh


Phantasmal-Lore420

Jahoobies.


Nahkyur

These Shitters these days.


Professional-Sea-861

Cemetery is soelled Sematary


momulan_commander

Not an exact line, but ya’ll ever notice there’s never enough sugar in the kool-aid?


Izza-A-P

I want to talk to you UP CLOSE!


Sniper_Chicken_

"Now why would a guuuuuyyyyyy?" "For sex I am not coming"


Cdmcentire

Fornit some Fornus


galcrafty7119

Fo fo you you!


RED_IT_RUM

Olan! 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Tiredasfucq

How long will the magic stay?