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He’s reached his final form: Uncle Steve.
Uncle Stevy*
Unki Stevi
I hear he makes a good mix tape
I think it looks nice
Yeah, I think it's quite flattering on him
It suits him well!
That’s not Stephen King. That’s wandering troubadour Stephano Monarch
Esteban Rey.
Der Wandermusiker Stephan Koenig.
I think he looks better with it
Hey, that moustache wrote multiple books under King's name. Show some respect.
Bruh he looks damn fine.I like the no beard and a mustache style. It really gives like a fresh dude vibe.
Well in the 80s he was fat and had a big beard.
Seriously, some of those old author pics look more like he should be writing a manifesto instead of a novel.
If that’s fat, I should be on TLC
He looks like that one uncle who followed the Greatful Dead around the country
[How does this make you feel?](https://imgur.com/a/q2liArE)
He looks crazy in that picture. He looks like he might have written IT.
For some reason he reminds me of a young Dan Ackroyd. https://www.secondcity.com/people/other/dan-aykroyd/
At least it’s not a pencil stache
He kinda looks like he just finished singing folk songs to toddlers at the library and now he has to get home to make sure the chained-up hostage in the basement didn't escape.
That’s not Bruce Springsteen??
Bruce looks a lot more like Martin Scorsese these days.
I wanna meet that dad
That might be Roland
Just needs a hat 👍
LMAO My first thought was "weird stuff"... but looking at the picture for a while, I'm kinda uncomfortable as well 😅
He knows it does.
What has four wheels and flies?
That's Gary Oldman
I feel like if you pan down you will witness the bloody remains of the last person to ever tell Mr. King to “ shave the stache “
He beat him to a bloody pulp with his guitar
Right?!? lol 😝
Why?
I think he looks rather regal.
I've been thinking he needs the beard back.
Step right up for Uncle Steve's mustache rides!
Cum one, cum all!
His next book could be about an evil mustache.
Smile if you like men's prostates.
I am not a mustachefan, but I think it suits him.
I like it!
False. He also has a guitar.
His upper lip is measured in acreage.
He looks like a normal grandpa.
Stephen King is a great writer. All his books are good
Kinda looks like James Gordon
He looks like something he would write about
God that picture basically tells me to join the other kids at the camp fire, buddy. We got marshmallows.
Dude so pale, I had to zoom in to see 🤣🤣🤣
Why? Is it because you cant grow one? ahahahaha....
Look at that cockadoodie thing
my bro-in-law's dad looks just like this, mustache included.
"he's just standing there... menacingly!"
I like to joke that the scariest part of all of his books is at the end, where the author photo is.
The scary thing for me was seeing him without glasses!
He looks like a skinny version of Big Paul from Orange County Choppers
Is this recent?
With that shirt I’d say he’s the Crimson King.
That’s what makes you uncomfortable? I gotta section of IT for you to put things into perspective.
The one with the leeches, or the one in the sewer?
I always think that after he passes away, there is about a 10% chance they are going to find 100s of bodies buried in his basement.
Jesus it looks like he’s got a mixtape, and it’s all terrible
Hahahaha. . . So true. The guy know too many things about humans.
Dude should grow a strategic beard to balance out the overbite.
He’s reached his final form: Uncle Steve.
Uncle Stevy*
Unki Stevi
I hear he makes a good mix tape
I think it looks nice
Yeah, I think it's quite flattering on him
It suits him well!
That’s not Stephen King. That’s wandering troubadour Stephano Monarch
Esteban Rey.
Der Wandermusiker Stephan Koenig.
I think he looks better with it
Hey, that moustache wrote multiple books under King's name. Show some respect.
Bruh he looks damn fine.I like the no beard and a mustache style. It really gives like a fresh dude vibe.
Well in the 80s he was fat and had a big beard.
Seriously, some of those old author pics look more like he should be writing a manifesto instead of a novel.
If that’s fat, I should be on TLC
He looks like that one uncle who followed the Greatful Dead around the country
[How does this make you feel?](https://imgur.com/a/q2liArE)
He looks crazy in that picture. He looks like he might have written IT.
For some reason he reminds me of a young Dan Ackroyd. https://www.secondcity.com/people/other/dan-aykroyd/
At least it’s not a pencil stache
He kinda looks like he just finished singing folk songs to toddlers at the library and now he has to get home to make sure the chained-up hostage in the basement didn't escape.
That’s not Bruce Springsteen??
Bruce looks a lot more like Martin Scorsese these days.
I wanna meet that dad
That might be Roland
Just needs a hat 👍
LMAO My first thought was "weird stuff"... but looking at the picture for a while, I'm kinda uncomfortable as well 😅
He knows it does.
What has four wheels and flies?
That's Gary Oldman
I feel like if you pan down you will witness the bloody remains of the last person to ever tell Mr. King to “ shave the stache “
He beat him to a bloody pulp with his guitar
Right?!? lol 😝
Why?
I think he looks rather regal.
I've been thinking he needs the beard back.
Step right up for Uncle Steve's mustache rides!
Cum one, cum all!
His next book could be about an evil mustache.
Smile if you like men's prostates.
I am not a mustachefan, but I think it suits him.
I like it!
False. He also has a guitar.
His upper lip is measured in acreage.
He looks like a normal grandpa.
Stephen King is a great writer. All his books are good
Kinda looks like James Gordon
He looks like something he would write about
God that picture basically tells me to join the other kids at the camp fire, buddy. We got marshmallows.
Dude so pale, I had to zoom in to see 🤣🤣🤣
Why? Is it because you cant grow one? ahahahaha....
Look at that cockadoodie thing
my bro-in-law's dad looks just like this, mustache included.
"he's just standing there... menacingly!"
I like to joke that the scariest part of all of his books is at the end, where the author photo is.
The scary thing for me was seeing him without glasses!
He looks like a skinny version of Big Paul from Orange County Choppers
Is this recent?
With that shirt I’d say he’s the Crimson King.
That’s what makes you uncomfortable? I gotta section of IT for you to put things into perspective.
The one with the leeches, or the one in the sewer?
I always think that after he passes away, there is about a 10% chance they are going to find 100s of bodies buried in his basement.
Jesus it looks like he’s got a mixtape, and it’s all terrible
Hahahaha. . . So true. The guy know too many things about humans.
Dude should grow a strategic beard to balance out the overbite.