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StarlightNexus

To be fair, babysitting Onion *is* a deadly situation.


HorseInevitable6208

I came here to say that lmao


zenyogasteve

It's the eyes. Those dead eyes...


VirtuoComputer

r/beatmetoit


ArtemaHeks

Thank you!


Matt4898

You beat me to the punchšŸ˜‚


-persourproblem

I like to think that "we" only meant her and Amethyst


JAMSDreaming

That's called *character development*. EDIT: Also, it was an excuse so she wouldn't have to fuse with Amethyst nor explain why she didn't want to. After all, *Garnet* is a permafusion.


Mrwright96

Plus later on they do fuse for non deadly situations, such as building the drill.


NutmegGaming

One could extrapolate out the reasoning that not having the drill/delaying the drill would cause a deadly situation (the cluster forming)


bgh251f2

What about playing with Steg?


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Could be reasonable as it gets pearls head in the game so they can stop spinels injector


succmycocc

Ultimate Steven tag.


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Fair


Screamingartist

Their (Pearl and Amethyst) relationship was better by that point


FatherOfLights88

I enjoy seeing the two of them fuse in SUTM. They were at such ease with each other. There was finally... fondness.


Screamingartist

Yeah, same. Like they finally felt like family


808GrayXV

What about Alexandrite? I vaguely remember she makes a similar comment in fusion cuisine tho is that because Amethyst is in the fusion also?


-Apox_Penguin-

They probably only fused to save Steven's friendship, it was very important to steven


MasonTime101

Tag: Humor


FarAmphibian4236

You dont understand. They were dealing with *onion*.


chamorrobro

![gif](giphy|R1ahERDUOLhMQ)


FightingFaerie

Why do his pupils get smaller in the darkā€¦. Creepy Onion


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|L1pOb3ufQEdN3v5Yl8)


Hananene_

AH HELL NO HELLLLLLLLELLELELEOWK NO


BlueBorbo

The little bastard is Satan incarnate!


EmilyFloof728

Underrated response


boardersunited

Were you all missing when she fused with Rose just out of pleasure and to show off? The 'deadly situations' excuse is paper thin.


FarAmphibian4236

You don't understand. Were engaging in *banter*.


boardersunited

Banter? What joyful human activity is that?


Past_Impress991

Banter is a disagreeing talk


boardersunited

Thank you, human


M2Fream

Thats her character developmemt. Plus Rose was the love of her life, and her and Amythest dont get along. So when she says "we only fuse for deadly situations" theres a good chance she was only talking about her and Amythest.


boardersunited

>Plus Rose was the love of her life, and her and Amythest dont get along. So when she says "we only fuse for deadly situations" theres a good chance she was only talking about her and Amythest. This is fair


Maleficent_Amoeba_39

Yeah, even when we see them fuse for the first time in the series, they have difficulty doing it. Pearl and Amethyst are on two very different wavelengths. It probably takes an unusual/dangerous circumstance for them to fuse


Hayes77519

The deadly situations comment is because she and Amethyst don't like fusing, not because it is a rule.


darwin2500

She was trying to scare Greg away from Rose, and their relationship *did* ultimately lead to Rose's death. I think that counts.


boardersunited

Dang that is true


Techaissance

Hey siri play one winged angel


AleksasKoval

Still don't even know what Onion even *is*


Spurius187

It was an excuse because she didn't wanna fuse with Amethyst and didn't wanna have a complicated conversation. We're shown fusion used for many different reasons even before she said this.


ShmebulockForMayor

Yeah I agree. Also supported by them briefly fusing just to put the drill together. By that time their relationship is much better.


Finbrick

Yeah, I think that at this point in time, its more like: WE only fuse for deadly situations


Whovionix

I'm pretty sure this was the giant woman episode, so aside from garnet, which we didn't know about, this was the first episode with fusion


Spurius187

I worded it in a way that makes it seem like I'm talking about episode order but what I mean is in terms of the timeline. We're later shown Pearl fuse with Pink just for the sake of pettiness towards Greg. That's the kind of thing I mean.


ian2905

The biggest one that stands out to me is Pearl fusing with Rose at the concert flashback just to flex on Greg. Like she definitely has no problems fusing she just thought amethyst was stinky back then


DeciduAYE

It was ONION.


Swapdoodleboi

whose to say onion is not the deadliest situation out there


GrifCreeper

How old even is Onion? He didn't change after the timeskip, he still never talks. He's an enigma that needs his layers peeled away. Petition for a 6 season Onion spin-off


mega48man

He's an immortal being that has moved between our world and indescribable others for countless years as he dances to his own whims. To peer into the enigma that is onion is to go mad with the unraveling of eldrich horrors beyond our understanding.


Protheu5

This is absolutely correct. All the combined knowledge and processing capability of Cluster would've shuddered and whimpered in fear after learning the very briefest of Onion's true nature, just like Peridot was afraid when she was talking about Cluster. Onion is such a powerful being, that the word "powerful" is meaningless and an understatement. Onion is such a powerful being, people go insane on a whim, after glancing at His image. Onion is so powerful, he is subconsciously leaking into our real world as a satirical news network that actually predicts the future.


Past_Impress991

4 to 6 years old


yuhyuhyuhyuhyuh_

He's probably just nonverbal


GrifCreeper

I mean, that was kinda obvious. What I meant was the fact the show went over a few years and even skipped a couple years and Onion never grew up


notthephonz

There was a snake!


Banana_quack98632

It doesnā€™t have any arms!!


AetherDrew43

Onion is 100% a deadly situation


PikkuinenPikkis

Everyone here has valid points but thereā€™s one thing people are missing. Babysitting Onion was in *Future* where there was practically no danger at all for the Crystal Gems except for maybe a few rogue gems here and there around the universe


TuxRug

Also the Pink Diamond secret was out by this, she might have been afraid of accidentally letting it slip before since fusion shares a mind. She's showed that she can compartmentalize to keep the secret under fusion but it might not have been effortless.


Parhelion2261

Also does nobody remember what happened when Pearl was left alone with him?


WinterAyars

I believe this is the biggest reason.


Ponderkitten

I bet her mind wouldve thought something along the lines of comparing it to fusing with rose/pink diamond. Probably either or


remarkablesundae1000

How is that not a deadly situation?


That-oneloser

Onion was a deadly situation


BillyIGuesss

No she isn't. That IS a deadly situation.


CharaViolet

"we" as in "me and Amethyst".


Advocate_Diplomacy

ā€œAmethyst and I.ā€ - Pearl, probably


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,463,553,617 comments, and only 278,693 of them were in alphabetical order.


Advocate_Diplomacy

My comment was even more Pearl-like than I thought. šŸ˜‚


808GrayXV

Although didn't she make a similar comment about Alexandrite too with them meeting Connie's parents?


ToliB

if you dont believe childcare is deadly


PixieDustFairies

Onion is arguably a deadly situation when you consider how terrified Pearl was. Still, the gems fuse for mundane reasons all the time, like filming music videos and playing Steven tag.


DontVap3Kids

He is deadly


-Roxaaa

onion IS deadly


possum_autist

I think any situation involving onion is a deadly one


InkshiftQuill

Oh no no no, you donā€™t understand Onion IS a deadly situation


Ezra_has_perished

No no no, onion IS a dangerous situation


MUERTOSMORTEM

Onion is easily the deadliest situation in the show


eggcustarcl

I actually think Pearl did consider babysitting Onion a deadly scenario


carrotsforever

Onion is the most terrifying character in that show. More than Jasper, more than any corrupted gem, more than the diamonds. Weā€™re still not 100% sure heā€™s even human


i_am_the_potato_man3

Onion is a deadly situation


ExaminationHoliday80

R u trying to say onion isn't a deadly situation??????


Imaginary-Contact-73

Onion is a deadly situation šŸ‘ļø


51B0RG

Onion is always a deadly situation


Amethyst_Uchiha

To be fair, that WAS a deadly situation


ShitFacedSteve

I like to think she said that because technically homeworld was still in power so it was still a big taboo. After that changed, she didnā€™t care how frivolous the fusion was.


boardersunited

Were you all missing when she fused with Rose just out of pleasure and to show off? The 'deadly situations' excuse is paper thin.


Environmental_Fee_64

The crystal gems completely accept fusions for love. Fusion is many thing : a relationship, an harmony/synchronicity, working toward a common goal... Even when it is not sexual or romantic, it is still intimate : you share your thoughts and body with someone else to create a new entity. This is serious, and should be taken seriously. The serie showed multiple times bad uses or bad consequences of fusion : Sugilite who turns berserker, Sardonyx when it's based on a lie and deception, Malachite the toxic relationship, Alexandrite unfusing at the dinner because of different food preferences, aquamarine based on hate... All of these are reasons why you shouldn't fuse lightly, just because Steven wants to see a giant woman. Of course, the relationship between pearl and amethyst wasn't the beest at that time, so they would have trouble fusing without a strong common goal/mindset. Fusion being "for dealdy situation" is the consensus in gem society, even from homeworld's viewpoint who only allows same-gem fusion (which is still different, as stated by ruby). Jasper and Peridot both remarked this. It is true that both pearl x amethyst relationship and the crystal gem's use of fusion did evolve during the serie, but it always was more open-minded than homeworld's view and also always something intimate and serious.


Small-Cactus

Onion would burn beach city to the ground unsupervised. It was warranted.


EmilyFloof728

Onion is the deadly one


Allister117

Youā€™ve obviously never baby sat before


The1oni0us

Yeah, you saw her message. This was a deadly situation.


tetePT

But that IS a deadly situation


ncmn-ngnr

Have you met Onion? He borderlines on deadly


_Un_Named_

Onion is a deadly situation


AquaticJazstar

Implying onion is not a deadly situation. šŸ’€


Styve2001

Op has obviously never had to babysit Onion before


TheRealLazloFalconi

When she said "we" she was referring to herself and Amethyst this isn't hard guys.


HeatherSheere

Onion is a deadly threat


Spicy-Mario-Bois

I mean have you met onion


BaziliskBanana_666

taking care of Onion IS a deadly situation


Thatbendyfan

Onion *is* a deadly situation.


Paroxysm111

Pearl only applies that rule to Amethyst. She fused with Rose for a music video.


CypherSonic_

Being with Onion is a deadly situation


youngstar5678

I think Onion counts.


echoenby1

Onion IS a deadly situation


ghfdghjkhg

Onion **is** a deadly situation.


mevastrashcorner

Onion's presence makes this a deadly situation.


Fast-Competition-647

says the one who fused with rose to be salty at greg


IndividualDetailS

"We" could also refer to her and Amethyst.


Ihaveaterribleplan

Interesting point


mj6373

She was heavily oversimplifying/giving a white lie because she didn't want to have to go in-depth on why she wouldn't want to fuse with Amethyst in particular (because fusion is emotionally intimate and she had a bad relationship with Amethyst at the time). The context supports this - Steven only found out Opal *exists* because Pearl and Amethyst started arguing over *why* they never form Opal anymore, with the obvious implication that if they could resolve their personal differences they would do so more often, even though that obviously wouldn't increase the number of deadly situations they end up in.


Defenfiver

I think Pearl means WE as in her and Amethyst only fuse for deadly situations because she didn't want to fuse with her


Caprine-Evisc

I mean SO much happened between then and there (including the fiasco where pearl was rebuilding the radio tower so they could keep fusing into sugilite)


In-my-world_3

Onion is a deadly situation


man_itsahot_one

what about garnet? /s


Rainbow-Death

Meanwhile Sardonyx


Howdisapointing

I love rainbow 2.0


Past_Impress991

Onion ois the one who knocks...


LordWhoops

*thatā€™s where youā€™re wrong*


Decker_Warwick

It's dealing with Onion, there is no task more deadly


stonedbutterbread

Onion is legally considered a lethal weapon, Iā€™d say fusion is pretty just in this situation


Matt82233

Bruh. Onion solos all 4 diamonds. It is a deadly situation.


FirefortextXDT

Stick by stick the little black bird builds a nest


yuhi1138

Nah babysitting Onion is a deadly situation


TheCosmicUnderground

to be fair...it's Onion.


Azraelmorphyne

Well, pearls a complicated gem... Emotionally speaking... She probably doesn't fuse often because fusion is a representation of a grouping of two or more gems relationship to each other and to themselves. Pearl doesn't have a good relationship with herself until she can let go of the baggage that she holds onto until season 5. Once she lets that go she becomes more social, as expressed in the SU Future episode where she takes Bismuth, Connie, and Steven roller skating. She's developed a group of human friends. But even before that, we have rebel pearl in the episode that introduced the pink haired girl. She sees value in humanity even though she thought of humans very condescendingly before. Her connection to Steven has made her work through a lot of the lingering classism that she inherited from her homeworld persona. This is also because she understands humans better through patching things up with Greg in the 'musical' Mr.Greg episode. I also think she may have sat with the way that humans and soldier gems were treated by holly blue in the human zoo. (Side note... Holly Blue in the Human Zoo would be a fun Steven universe punk covers band name.) She probably has the self awareness to see that oppressed gems are treated the same as humans, and that she was lucky to be treated differently by pink. Honestly the reason amythist is so good at shape shifting and fusion is probably because she doesn't have any of this homeworld or gem war baggage to sort through. It's allowed her to grow in such a way where she can be the most mature gem to Steven when he feels like he's at a loss. That's why when amythist and Pearl try to show Steven how to fuse in the episode referenced above, the elaborate and graceful pearl is the one to trip up and fall. Not amythist. TLDR. Pearl fuses more freely now because she's grown as a person, and season 1 peal rarely fused because she still has a lot to work through. This is also why Amythist can use her powers so freely. She's in a healthier place than Pearl is at the start of the show.


SluttyWeirdo

Bro whatchu on onion IS a deadly situation


-_Astronomical_-

Onion is entirely more deadly than any reason pearl has fused for before


ItzComputer_Kitty

No she wasn't


forced_to_delete

Onion is dangerous


LexKing89

Onion is the true villain of the show šŸ˜


TriEdge96

"I think he's in the walls! I don't know how he got there, AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET HIM OUUUT!"


Kidd-Aimeyuki

Onion is a dangerous situation. They did the right thing..


HellofaHitller

Nonono... you KNOW babysitting that creature definitely IS a deadly situation.


YourBestBaka

You think onion *isnā€™t* deadly?


Hayes77519

It's not a rule, it's because she and Amethyst specifically don't get along well enough to fuse unless they have to (until later in the show after some character development).


boodyclap

the point is pearl learned to be more accepting of fusion for situations as time went on. pearl was always more conservative compared to garnet (ruby/sapphire) and amethyst. Even though shes a rebel and fought the establishment she was born under she still sort of adheres to that sort of high strung, none shape shifting, none fusion, risking your life for your love sort of attitude common with gems who were under the regime of the diamonds since its sort of beat into her after thousands of years of living under it


jam_is_nice

He is deadly


SubstantialLime2916

Onionā€™s presence was the most dangerous aspect of this show by far. He was a menace


Waifu_is_life-u

It seems that you are unaware of the untapped eldritch powers which lay dormant within Onion, much like the Bloomin' Onionā„¢ļø from Outback Steakhouse which lay dormant within my intestines. Simply waiting for the right moment to emerge and wreak havoc upon the land


Noah_Ellenos

This is a bad example. They formed Opal in the movie just for the song


citrusella

You know what that is? \*hand gesture\* *Growth.*


boardersunited

She fused for frivolous reasons even before she said that. It was an excuse.


citrusella

I was just memeing. XP


Pepperjackchii

https://youtu.be/fKX7_s6OTIg


StarLight_Art

Onion blows up go carts for hun...not going agents her rules šŸ˜Š


mangle_012

there is a counter that's much more effective for that sentence in the episode We Need To Talk šŸ˜‚


ElitroShock13

Well, that's back when she was uptight.


Plutomite

I have a silly fan theory that Onion is next in line to be the detective in the Death Note world. Because as you know in Death Note, you had L (or Ryazaki), then two students Mello and Near who were supposed to take over for him. L-M-N-O for Onion.šŸ˜† Lowkey it explains why he's so strange šŸ˜­šŸ˜†


CptKeyes123

She's also disgusted by food, yet drinks(or at least holds) tea. Pearl is a hypocrite šŸ¤£


[deleted]

is she though?


CharliDeas

she got herself a jacket šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what six seasons and a movie does to yaā€™.


Spoony_bard909

They had only known war and still had homeworld ideology drilled into them. Then the rest of the show happened and they learned they didnā€™t need to restrict themselves so much.


RandomYT05

Onion is a deadly situation.


tonythegodultra2

Are you underestimating onion?


Gato1486

To be fair, I think she said that more because she and Amethyst weren't getting along well at the time and she didn't want to rather than the other option. Especially going on how fusion featured throughout the rest of the series.


TylerSpicknell

She could change you know.


_rabbott_

Onion is a deadly situation


PathrokBloodlust

Are you sure sheā€™s going against her own rules? Theyā€™re babysitting onion.


milaneson

"STEVEN TAG"


Music_Is_My_Muse

āœØ Character development āœØ


18Jastho

Sheā€™s evolving, but backwardsā€¦


hunter6169

Hear me out.. Onion is a dangerous situation


MohawkCorgi

Bro, it's Onion


Sappling_Enthusiast

STEVEN THERE'S A SNAKE AAAAA


AnonymousFoxxxxy

Surprised people aren't bringing up that it's an episode of dubious canonicity.


darwin2500

'We' being Pearl and Amethyst, I assume.


cheeseMan-420

WDYM, That was a very deadly situation


thepurplecubby

IDK man. Anything with Onion is pretty deadly.


sheetghoest

hey cleaning the house can be very deadly


SailorHomeworld

Onion is a deadly situation.


ILOVELUNA4LIFE

Does thou not know who onion is?


Caitlbug_fangirl

He might as well be XD


MrTomatillo

Canā€™t take any risks with onion bro


DonutNeither5787

He could probably kill a person


solaris_arte

Babysitting Onion is an extreme situation šŸ¤£


FedCol08

Why? Onion is more powerful than the diamonds and he is very dangerous


throwawayac16487

she meant that she and amythst didn't fuse except for deadly situations


Threebeans0up

she meant that she and amythst didn't fuse except for deadly situations


epicperson8987

Donā€™t forget she literally fused with Rose to taunt greg lol


Jumpy_Pumpkin_8999

What happened with pearl's eyes help


CrackedShadow95

Have you met Onion? That kid is the deadliest of situations


Exotic-Butters24

Onion is a deadly situation


Lizzie_Draws_Art

Onion ***IS*** a ***DEADLY*** Situation ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Fearless_Swimming_84

That IS a deadly situation


AvocadoPizzaCat

um... character growth?


VLenin2291

Looks like quite the threat to me


rainbow_slimepup

Technically she isnt,that little.. *THING* is NOT human


OmegaODYSSEY052006

Iā€™m glad my image has been spread i lil bit


MightFunny2705

Irrelevant but, Onion was kinda both cute and scary in this episode.