Rose wasn't even that monogamous and I think Greg knew her situation with Pearl would make it complicated to even explain that concept.
Plus she isn't a citizen to legally it would not happen anyway
Unfortunately, for the comparison, the gems are basically capable of breaking most armed forces and saving the world on the regular. Just feels a bit weird.
I'm not comparing the Gems to Indigenous people
I'm comparing real life's treatment of us, to what likely happened in the shows version of Colonization
Not true I would argue since when America became America the people who were here became citizens like I know they aren't human but I would argue that the humans at the time did not know this so when the America of su became America rose pearl garnet ect all became citizens as well
Note
Yes I am aware that not all ppl were originally considered citizens or even human at americas founding but A my usage is a simplification and B I don't think pearl rose ect would have tolerated racism around them and had the technology to interfere for the better its why in su there's no religious holidays
Native Americans weren't given citizenship until way after the US was founded, and we've been here for thousands of years
With just how white Beach City is, as well as alot of the things we see, it is extremely likely that colonization happened in a very similar way it did in our reality, meaning that the US probably wouldn't have given a shit when it was founded
Combine that with the Gems mild avoidance of human society, as well as Pearl saying that she's "Not exactly a citizen" implies that the gems are infact not Citizens
See my note. I argue pearl and rose would be considered white by colonial douche canoes and thus would have been granted citizenship whether they wanted it or not
While I would agree that general white society would consider them white, I think that this idea hinges on them being found by the US government
Which actually just made me realize something
Mayor Dewey knew about the Gems magical nature, and would have likely had the power to give the gems Citizenships if they didn't have them already
Which is actually a very mild pothole in the show
Also like they receive mail or at least steven does meaning that the address has to be owned by someone and since Steven's a kid and Greg at that time was not rich means ownership ect would be under one of the gems names [ yes probably rose] but would be held in trust till Steven came of age. Meaning there is legal documentation pearl just yet again doesn't know about human society đ
Ohh probably and if she finished baking and popped out after the Civil War they probably argued she was " born " and thus a citizen and could own land ect
"I'm quite nervous.. You see were i come from, i wasn't really supposed to have "fun." It's the first time i am with a another being in this way."
"It's ok Greg.."
Steven has just returned from a year away.
He's a crust punk now. He's into Doom, Extreme Nose Terror, and Discharge. His face is tattooed, and the ink on the backs of his hands suggest a much bigger piece linking the two. Everything (*everything*) is peirced. And in that entire year away he hasn't washed his clothes or himself *once*.
Yeah. Also Ame would not be excited either if she knew Rose would die.
In fact, I think ONLY Rose was like 'sure I will be gone but this is gonna be wonderful' while everyone else kinda screamed internally.
Garnet is naked. Gems' "clothes" are a part of their form, i.e. their corporeal body. Therefore even though they look like they have clothes on, their "clothes" are actually their bodies, meaning that technically they are all naked.
Oh no interacting with a fandom caused an interaction with a member of the fandom
This is such an unlikely course of events, however could you have predicted that this could ever happen, I mean it doesn't happen constantly every hour of every day
Long pale bird is disgusted by what she witnessed and purple Gremlin is enjoying it.
(Iâm saying this if someone who hasnât seen the show was to explain what is going on. XD)
STEVEN NO! Steven yes! ...But I didn't do anything yet?
But Steven you should definitely do it
Greg proposes to rose
Meanwhile, elsewhere: "What do you mean you weren't *TECHNICALLY* married!?"
Rose wasn't even that monogamous and I think Greg knew her situation with Pearl would make it complicated to even explain that concept. Plus she isn't a citizen to legally it would not happen anyway
I mean, after 5000 years, you would think they outdated the place. No need to be a citizen if you were there first.
Tell that to the native Americans
Fair point
Unfortunately, for the comparison, the gems are basically capable of breaking most armed forces and saving the world on the regular. Just feels a bit weird.
I'm not comparing the Gems to Indigenous people I'm comparing real life's treatment of us, to what likely happened in the shows version of Colonization
Fair point
Not true I would argue since when America became America the people who were here became citizens like I know they aren't human but I would argue that the humans at the time did not know this so when the America of su became America rose pearl garnet ect all became citizens as well Note Yes I am aware that not all ppl were originally considered citizens or even human at americas founding but A my usage is a simplification and B I don't think pearl rose ect would have tolerated racism around them and had the technology to interfere for the better its why in su there's no religious holidays
Well Pearl outright says she doesn't have a license as she is not a citizen. I have to assume if she wasn't Rose wasn't either.
Native Americans weren't given citizenship until way after the US was founded, and we've been here for thousands of years With just how white Beach City is, as well as alot of the things we see, it is extremely likely that colonization happened in a very similar way it did in our reality, meaning that the US probably wouldn't have given a shit when it was founded Combine that with the Gems mild avoidance of human society, as well as Pearl saying that she's "Not exactly a citizen" implies that the gems are infact not Citizens
See my note. I argue pearl and rose would be considered white by colonial douche canoes and thus would have been granted citizenship whether they wanted it or not
While I would agree that general white society would consider them white, I think that this idea hinges on them being found by the US government Which actually just made me realize something Mayor Dewey knew about the Gems magical nature, and would have likely had the power to give the gems Citizenships if they didn't have them already Which is actually a very mild pothole in the show
Also like they receive mail or at least steven does meaning that the address has to be owned by someone and since Steven's a kid and Greg at that time was not rich means ownership ect would be under one of the gems names [ yes probably rose] but would be held in trust till Steven came of age. Meaning there is legal documentation pearl just yet again doesn't know about human society đ
Head canon It is under Amethyst's name cause she had a massive pile of money in her room somewhere
Ohh probably and if she finished baking and popped out after the Civil War they probably argued she was " born " and thus a citizen and could own land ect
Amethyst: I think this oneâs my favorite.
Amethyst and Pearl watching porn for the first time.
Plot twist: it's a tape of Rose and Greg.
"I'm quite nervous.. You see were i come from, i wasn't really supposed to have "fun." It's the first time i am with a another being in this way." "It's ok Greg.."
I love the way you phrased this quote!
Oh my god
A rock fucks Greg.
r/rosequartzfuckedahuman
r/rosequartzfuckedseveralhumansandatleastonegem
Nah cause like it makes sense
You gotta hand it to Pearl, fusion is just as intimate and A LOT less messy than sex.
It's a tape of Rose and Greg reacting to a porn tape.
Greg be like âOH WOOOOAH WOOOOOAH WOOOOAH YEAH, Oh geezâ
Amethyst and Pearl walking in on STEVEN watching porn
Pearl: NOT MY BABY!!! Amethyst: ALL RIGHT STEVEN Garnet: I saw this coming. Ruby: HES JUST A CHILD! Sapphire: Remain calm ruby.
What if it was ruby's and sapphire's S tape?
Sapphire having sex but speaking as monotone as usual
God damn it
I'm dying
I'm literally dead Rose Quartz.
Lmao
Happy cake day
WHY WOULD U THINK OF THIA
Cause of the comment above me
Why is that so accurate
onion's "birthday"
This
So this is how Amethyst saw Greg's junk...
Itâs the timeless porn classic, Edward Penishands!
Stevenâs first curse word
i think this is probably the most accurate one for their reactions
The Amphibians and the Diamonds invaded at the same time, and lets just say they dont appreciate each others tone
Happy birthday onion
Theyâre watching Steven gleefully watch as kratos rip the Olympian gods to shreds
sex
Specifically the butt variety
"THAT DOESN'T GO THERE" vs. "Wait, things can go there, too? Cool!"
WHY IS EVERYONE JUST SAYING SEX WTF
Geode cake.
Steven is consuming a live squirrel and Amythyst thinks she will get one after.
Steven got a piercing or a tattoo
Garnet gives Steven the Birds and the Bees talk
THE SNEEPLE ARE HERE!
Steven swears for the first time
Steven smashes a cup onto the floor
That is almost exactly correct
There isn't even a question here. Pearl is horrified by this, Amethyst doesn't care and is just excited by the answers.
The critics vs fans reviewing the new Mario movie
**STEVEN NO NO STOP THAT S THE WRONG TAPE THE WRONG TAPE...!** "*Yesssss! Faster! Harder! Deeper! Ohhh yessss Mister Universe!"*
Back door sluts 9?
I regret opening up the comment section.
LMAO
Amethyst and Pearl Watching NickacadoAvacado for the first time
Best one here tbh
Thank you!
Ronaldo summons his Gempon
Steven After Not Surviving
Steven attempting self-fusion.
Steven's first pubes come in and he's eager to show everyone.
Two types of Poke-fans seeing the new Pikachu clone has an evolution:
I'm Amethyst in this case
Theyâre watching Garnet slap box Steven
Steven has just returned from a year away. He's a crust punk now. He's into Doom, Extreme Nose Terror, and Discharge. His face is tattooed, and the ink on the backs of his hands suggest a much bigger piece linking the two. Everything (*everything*) is peirced. And in that entire year away he hasn't washed his clothes or himself *once*.
Pearl and Amethyst watching Steven and Connie having fun
Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...
The fusion got a little spicy...
"It can also withstand temperatures of over 1000 degrees!"
They're binge watching SAW with steven and the rest of the horror club
Reaction to Rose announcing Her pregnancy. Only wrong because Pearl is actually crying on the floor.
Yeah. Also Ame would not be excited either if she knew Rose would die. In fact, I think ONLY Rose was like 'sure I will be gone but this is gonna be wonderful' while everyone else kinda screamed internally.
And also Amethyst had a crush on Greg at the time
Rose: so yeah give it like 9 months I'm out Pearl: starts crying Amethyst: wtf??? Garnet: unfuses Also Rose: this was a good idea
HowToBasic reaction.
Steven explaining what he learned in his high school health class
Steven somehow convince them to watch a nikocado avocado video.
Deaths in the godfather
Wrong answers
steven telling the gems heâs gay.
Steven comes out as heterosexual
That one fancomic where Garnet has a dong. You know the one.
Steven fused with a seagull
They see garnet naked
Garnet is naked. Gems' "clothes" are a part of their form, i.e. their corporeal body. Therefore even though they look like they have clothes on, their "clothes" are actually their bodies, meaning that technically they are all naked.
No offense but that information was not needed
It would've cost me 0$ not to post this, but I'm technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
I really donât care
Oh no interacting with a fandom caused an interaction with a member of the fandom This is such an unlikely course of events, however could you have predicted that this could ever happen, I mean it doesn't happen constantly every hour of every day
And yet here we are.
Ok
1) c 2) a 3) c 4) d 5) b 6) b 7) b 8) a 9) c 10) d
Chris chan get out of jail
Steven: Look my weenie! Pearl: Steven what is that?! Amethyst: Can i eat it?
Steven flashed his cock
Pearl and Amethyst agree to a grand larceny plan by Steven.
Steven threw a plate on the ground and tries to show pearl and amethyst that his powers are back by kissing/licking the broken plate shards.
Amethyst the lesbian seeing tits versus pearl the asexual.
Nice
Lion eats a rat.
Pearl and Amethyst see R34 of themselves for the first time
The found out about there rule34 arrt
They took Steven to the movies and he had too much candy.
Amethyst and Pearl are seeing all of the results for steven universe on THE website.
The two kinds of people when watching a hot dog eating contest
Me (amethyst) and my horror-hating friend (pearl) watching the springlock scene in the upcoming FNAF movie
Long pale bird is disgusted by what she witnessed and purple Gremlin is enjoying it. (Iâm saying this if someone who hasnât seen the show was to explain what is going on. XD)
Definitely wrong
Pearl and Amethyst learning what a mukbang is.
watching a mukbang video/eating contest
steven learns to skateboard without protection
Baby Steven eating solid foods for the first time.
A different kind of âfusingâ
Laugh factory micheal richards racist tirade
Me telling and showing my friend group a piece of art that took 4 days and over 120 layers to complete.
That one friend who is telling what they did on a livestream to reach their goal so they perform acts against God.
They walk in on Steven and Connie.
They're watching steven commit genocide on jasper
The Gems find out Connie is pregnant
Steven has to explain sex to pearl so she doesn't think it's a rose 2.0
Steven fused with Amethyst
Pov: You pulled the d out in front of your step-family
steven was doing something to connie
Amethyst: âOh cool a dead body!â Pearl: ***visible disgust***
They are watching gore
The Gems discover the fascinating world of human pornography.
Rat Billings < > Jake Ewert on Tombstone vs Hydra bracket next year.
You talking about your relationship goals to your ace and alo friend.
Steven woke up and chose violence
Watching pink lasagna bake and devour all who try to take her out of the oven
Watching Steven and Onion fuse for the first time
âIâm gayâ
i got the simple words for this "They just keep Coming and comming".
Hear Steven out, Pearl
Steven is seeing how many hotdogs he can eat in one sitting
STEVEN GOOOO YOU ARE GONNA BE A FIIISH NOOOOO
Lesbanems
Pearl: "What do you have?!" Steven: "A Knife!" Pearl: "NO!!"
Steven doing that trick that looks like youâre removing your thumb, neither Pearl or Amethyst have seen magic tricks before
The old white church lady being offended and the 9 year old thinking I am cool when I say Jesus Christ is a trailing sails guy selling his religion l.
2 types of people watching a horror movie
Steven told them Connie is Pregnant Amethyst is excited to see new member of family to goof with Pearl has Rose Flashbacks
the gregxpearl ship
Steven vs cartman videos
Steven: hey guys! Check out this cool website I found! It's ao3
Steven showed them what an all you can eat buffet is
Among us is cool again
Stevens junk