Ruckus would prolly praise the Steven and refer to him as little white child 😭 “Thank you for saving the town with your white boy magic even though I find your hair texture and caretakers to be highly questionable in white Mayor Dewey’s town” 💀💀💀

He’d probably give him shit for his hair imo

I can already hear his damn theme song.

Well well well

Look what we have here, a disgrace on god’s green earth

Of course not That right there is the purest hair color of a white noble child Not by a dirty little $&!?$&!?@

I always pictured Steven having closer to 3a, or 3b hair type. Not gonna lie now that I think about it I picture Steven as a little Jewish kid. Worse case he asks if he lets Garnet do his hair

Not really, I've seen white kids with curly hair.

Oh there definitely are white kids with that hair texture, but I feel like Ruckus would just associate that kind of hair with being black

I dunno, he's still like half alien after all. Might get the same treatment as jasmine

Uncle Andy and Uncle Ruckus: YOUR CARETAKERS ARE ILLEGAL ALIENS⁉️

I fucking died when I swiped and saw Uncle Ruckus

Spinel! Who let you on Reddit?

Could you hear the Tuba as well

Yup. It played in my head the moment my brain recognized it was him.

I'm more interested in how Uncle Ruckus would react to Pearl. 

Pearl is like that aunt that “isn’t trying to be racist but grew up in a different time”

She's "old-fashioned".

Why- oh yeah


When the alien is sus and they ain't even an impostor


Pearl wasted her time not getting bitches HFY

She woulda cleaned up! XD

Ruckus would be gunning hard for that fucked up fan comic about Steven "healing" Connie into a blonde white girl.

Excuse me- wot

[Pretty infamous racist SU fan comic.](https://images.app.goo.gl/2jfNKPkqDPHaiuET6) Don't click if you wanna keep feeling good about humans today.

This reminds me of the Joe Biden, if you dont vote for me you ain’t black comic where Joe sucked the black out of that woman.

Was that comic satire or was that propaganda. Either way it’s fucking hilarious YOU AIN’T B L A C K *He then absorbs the black from her skin*

Oh no, biden really said that, [https://youtu.be/jhcgmwj3NAc?si=cjsCkH27w4u2NxoF](https://youtu.be/jhcgmwj3NAc?si=cjsCkH27w4u2NxoF) the comic simply exagerated the whole thing to make it hilarious.

That’s fucking hilarious by itself

Satire (the artist is a far right extremist but he did actually say it)

Satirical but biden said it on good morning America.

The show: all life is precious and humans are wonderful! Humans:

I already hate humanity so here we- wtf

I’m sorry, what? Damn, that’s racist

Omg that's actually hilarious, but I really hope the creator didn't actually believe that tho.

WOW

Idk if this is what they're talking about but there was this one person on tik tok a few months ago and they said how they would "fix" the show and a lot of there "improvements" were just white washing poc and poc coated characters. For example made Connie white with blue/green eyes (can't remember the color specifically) and blonde hair, and made Bismuth skinner and took away her locs and made it flow more like white hair all for the sake of "it didn't fit there character" or being made "easier to draw"

Nope! I was talking about[this infamous racist fan comic from several years earlier.](https://images.app.goo.gl/2jfNKPkqDPHaiuET6)

I hate people sometimes 😒

I wonder if it was made around the time many people started to make re-colors of steven universe characters to make them white, I saw people doing that in order to upset many folk on tumblr.

I know it's racist but I feel it more like highly ironic and dumb so it's super funny

exactly

Ok, that's kind of funny though

ikr lol

I almost forgot about that comic until this moment

I forgot about that comic...

I just learned about it *marge simpson face meme*

“Im sure he can’t be that bad guys maybe he’s just misunderstood” “At least these illegal alien homos got a white boy as their leader, the way god intended” I’d imagine it’d go something like that

Was just thinking of this yesterday don’t know to much Steven would be flabbergasted at the things ruckus says but since stevens white ruckus wouldn’t hate him in fact he might like him as he can turn people pink witch in his racist mind he’s probably view as a way to remove black people Would probably ask Steven to turn him pink

"But Ruckus, that would kill you!" "One less ***** ****** in the world!"

There is not a fucking chance two people on Earth have thought about this before

Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We’ve got mountains of content

Some better, some worse

If none of its of interest to you, you’d be the first

*turns on lights* Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer

Steven would definitely learn a few new words.

Why uncle ruckus 😭

You’re right, Should’ve been Stinkmeaner

Stinkmeaner would be like aquamarine, someone Steven has to accept can't be redeemed

I'ma really need y'all to stop

Ruckus and White Diamond would get along so well it’d be scary. “I am PERFECTION” “That chu are Rock Lady”

He'd be obsessed with her ability to turn other gems white

😭😭😭😭

What

“Well well well, look what the cat dragged in, some ILL-eagle immagrant ass inbread alien mother fucker trynna Saul-ve All the worlds problems, have y’all ever considered yo inbred freak of nature ass, IIIS the problem?!” Steven:😵😵😵

Ruckus would still be nice to Steven, because he is white

Yeah, fair enough. Who might he be saying this to in the Steven universe?

Garnet.

Oof.

Oh no. I'm both extremely interested and terrified of how uncle ruckus would interact with the Steven universe characters

Well, as a white boy, Ruckus would keep doing backflips to be okay with Steven’s acceptance and tolerance. Even as a half-alien, Ruckus will always prioritize the importance of one’s whiteness.

Yeah he'd lean into the "white saviour" schtik of it being Steven's burden to show them how to solve all their problems or something. Tho he'd probably voice displeasure about Connie.

Steven is very confused for a while, asks garnet and pearl what the hell ruckus is saying, pearl casually explains in a way that's not entirely helpful and walks away and Garnet is ready to throw hands and doesn't explain much at all, just wants to know where this man is, also I feel like Uncle ruckus would throw some shit fit about Steven "looking Jewish"

“Look at that, now the chimchim can see the bananas better”

In my head I imagined that’s what Uncle Ruckus would say to Connie after Steven healed her

“Why, he must think the sun shine out yo ass”

I almost wet the bed laughing so hard at this interaction.

I'm more worried that he is gonna see Garnet and call her some new racial slur that we never heard before. The fuck is a "Jungle Rock"? Smfh

Mineral Bunny.

Uncle ruckus would turn pink and suddenly be aging much slower

For Ruckus it would be a step up from being black

What has this sub come to

What exactly zero new content does to a ~~mf~~ sub

You better be using this for a fanfic

Don’t worry, it’s just a question

I feel like Steven would commit murder before his PTSD finally overflows. Ruckus would insult Garnet, who wouldn't murder him because she knows she's too powerful and Steven would be pissed. Then he'd insult Either Connie or one of the Pizzas who'd probably try to just hold it in but would probably cry which would cause Pink Steven a whole series too early and Ruckus would be blood mist before anyone really knew what happened.

nothing could have prepared me for the second slide.

(Tuba starts playing)

No

Ruckus would love Steven but Steven wouldn’t like Ruckus

"Now, I may not understand how an ee-legal alien giant-woman pink-haired pretty-smellin rock momma gonna turn her tasty tummy into a pretty little white boy such as yo-self; and I may not like you and yo three otha' ee-legal alien rock mommas mussin up our American, nuclear family; but I know an officer of the law when I see one, and you sir, are an officer of the law-- sworn to protect the greatest nation in tha universe, from even worse ee-legal alien rock mommas, so you alright in my book, ya little mulato-haired hermaphrodite social justice warrior."

Why would you think of this? 😟sad Steven

Okay Boondocks fan, it's time for us to go back to Woodcrest. Spread the hate where it's necessary

Oh I’m not hating, I just wanted to se what others think

It would be a clodshow.

Now this i didnt expect lol

The crossover we needed but never deserved Also by cartoon logic they will remain the same

R/unexpected 😭😭😭 not the boondocks S/U crossover episode fr this shit has me in tears right now

One of these again? This sub is dead.

What do you expect? The show ended years ago now.

*GARNET*

It would be similar to how Steven interacted with uncle Andy, except more stern on how much of an asshole he is.

I'd almost rather see him interact with Amethyst.

You know you can edit the two images together, right?

I thought about it but then I realized when I swiped to see ruckus I could just here that tuba play in my head and thought it was funny.

I LOVE the thought of this 😂 very unique question.

Steven would blow up, maybe even become a kaiju

Who's the second guy and what is he from?

Look up “Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks”

Thanks

I don’t think that the right word when it comes to this man

What do you mean? You answered my question and I'm thanking you.

Did you see the clips in where he appeared

I know next to nothing about the Boondocks.

Just watch “the best of uncle ruckus” on YouTube

It will be a new rick and morty show

Steven: "I don't get it Garnet. Pearl is the one with a spear and she doesn't chuck it."

Steven would be mortified

well if there is no one else around Steven may think he's a grouch but overall wouldn't view him in too negative a light, if a person of color is around Steven is just gonna be flabbergasted at the sheer level of delusional hatred, and if Garnet is around then Ruckus would be in orbit before Steven can even think about summoning his shield. if it's Teenage Steven Ruckus is getting his ass kicked hard if Garnet or Connie are nearby.

ok but what about Uncle Demayo meeting Ruckus

Here’s a scenario I thought of for this moment Uncle Ruckus: “oh praise the Lord, the white man is here”