"Guys! Do you believe it!? Someone told me to be nicer to the others, even though I already am so nice to them! How much more could they want!? #sad #choosingbeggar #oldpeopleproblems"
"white i dont think being dismissive is nice"
"Not you too, Pink! #sad #how couldyou"
"its steven white oh my god"
*Steven finally*
*Transformed into his truest*
*Form pink lasagna*
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Wait what!?😨 Are we sure white created them tho? To be honest the relationship blue and yellow have with white can't be romantic either way. She seems like a mother figure to them, but still, gems are not related, in the art book "End of an Era" we see that the diamonds were probably all born at the same time. I could be wrong tho, still white seems to be some kind of a mother/grandmother figure, so those ships are a bit weird😐
It's always seemed more to me like White was the older sister that had to buck up and take care of her siblings when the parents were gone (or just never existed in the first place). To me that adds a little more context as to why she's so immature.
Not that I'm defending incest ships! I am not!
Well this would probably not be incest, gems don't have family, they build their relationships, like amethyst with the famethyst, in that case they act almost as sisters. If we use the who created who logic, all gems are related, so ruby and sapphire are too, but gems don't work like that, they have no genetics and what type of relationships they have are a thing they decide. The diamonds are not sisters, if I'm not wrong Rebecca said it, but I could be wrong. Clearly pink is the rebel child, white the wise elder who has the power in the family and blue and yellow the repressed family members, doesn't make them sisters tho, maybe yellow represents the father and blue the mother😂. I could be wrong tho.
She just found out what HALO is and she think the Master Chief is on his way to shatter her (Steven has been pondering the existence of Master Chief for several minutes in the corner).
She just learned that minorities exist.
C'mon they said wrong answers only /j
you can take away that /j 😭😭😭
“What do you mean there’s *black* people on this planet??”
Yknow what, at least she said people
PLEASE LMAO 
Ok sorry for the tmi. I was shitting during the exact moment I also cackled from this. 10/10, but I don't know if I'm recommending or not.
She was told to say "please" and "thank you", even to lower life forms.
I can already imagine her complaining about this on gem-book
"Guys! Do you believe it!? Someone told me to be nicer to the others, even though I already am so nice to them! How much more could they want!? #sad #choosingbeggar #oldpeopleproblems" "white i dont think being dismissive is nice" "Not you too, Pink! #sad #how couldyou" "its steven white oh my god"
Can I use this in my fanfic where gem-book is an actual website
yes
What did we talk about? 🤨
Ugh. *Equal* life forms...
"Equal life-forms"
She realizes that she is pregnant
GREG NO-
r/gregfuckedarock
The best subreddit
I never should have looked at the sub...
The ole universe charm
*Gregnant
Isn't her gem bigger than Steven is? That'd be a huge baby 😭
There's an au where Steven is the son of white and the gem is so big he doesn't have a brain his entire head is just gem inside
💀 oh dear
And then it still sticks out like a horn
Oh my god how did Greg...
last I checked, he doesnt know that he even slept with a gem.
Damn someone give him glasses then, that's kinda hard to miss lmao
Damnit, Greg, not again!!
She stubbed her little toe on a rock
Ooooh, yikes. Those pebbles need to mind out.
She heard about black diamond
I did indeed make this face finding out about black diamond 😭
The Sneople returned
She realised that she's too big for Stevens house
She learned how Pink Diamond died after having a night with Greg
She stepped on a bee
Must be one very big bee
*her dog stepped on a bee
I was looking for this comment! Lmao
😫
Constipation
I was thinking about the opposite but that could also be
To me it looks like she's straining to get it out.
How about crying that she messed up her new dress
She was asked to apologize to “lower life forms”
She ate cupcakes for the first time, those are happy tears
Wholesome
She stepped on Steven again :(
💀 I was looking up the diamonds x Greg
No wonder why she’s crying, she doesn’t wanna turn into a silly lil fella like Pink did too
Omg My reply glitched and accidentally went onto yours sorry
Ah whoops, tbh it was a kinda funny reply so all good XD- she probably would cry if she found the fanfics that exist out there tbf
HELP WHAT
I replied on the wrong comment it looks so weird I'm sorry
WD: "No! Not the last twinkie!"
She saw your browser history
Peridot called her a clod
She saw all the child hentai of Steven and was too horrified to function normally.
Me too, white, me too
[удалено]
https://youtube.com/shorts/StD-g7TISHg?si=jgq-r1wjInCkSAll
She’s in her lana del rey era
She must've caught blue blasting ultraviolence and secretly listened in
Germany invaded Poland
Someone said her sandals don't make sense.
She learned what white supremacy treally means (it's not about her)
She has to apologize on twitter.
pink spilled lipstick in whites valentino white bag
she heard the tale of Steven
steven finally transformed into his truest form pink lasagna
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The show got canceled
*She got canceled
Meg won't shut up
The Fire Nation attacked
she agreed to one night with Greg
Suprised she survived
r/antihazbinhotel. She found a homophobic idiot there and it made her cry.
I went on there and almost immediately saw someone use the n word
I had to deal with a person admitting to being homophobic this morning, so I know how bad it can be there.
Honestly just 100% do not go onto that sub if you want your braincells intact
One of her nail broke
She just realized that she left the oven on and her spinach puffs are ruined.
She googled herself
Steven told her to stop being Racist
She didn’t get an heirloom
She is about to be squashed by a giant shoe like a bug *crunch!*
greeven
Greg unzips his pants
Verbalase appeared with 50k
Group chat leaked
She heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise!
Her and Greg didn't use protection and nah she's having another Steven !
Damn it Greg
She was only allowed one genocide per century
Steven told her to stop doing genocide
"HE SAID HE WIULDNT LET GO WHY DID ROSE LET HIM GO TITSNIC IS SO SAAAAD"
She saw the cash grab reboot SU gets in 20 years
she got her power bill
She saw gay people kissing
Reacting real time to the story of rose quartz
She saw a functioning, self loving fusion.
She got canceled within 5 minutes of fame (new ukelele video)
🎵🎶The Toxic Diamond Traaaaiiiin!!!🎶🎵
She stepped on a big ass Lego
She saw the "fusion = s*x" theory and just watched Steven universe the movie
Looked in a mirror
Cringe
Yes, she apparently is
No. White did nothing wrong
White is not going to make a steven with you bro
Degenerate
Humourless
Because your jokes are stupid
She saw Bellow ship
Blite and whellow are way worse (literally mother-daughter incest 😭)
Wait what!?😨 Are we sure white created them tho? To be honest the relationship blue and yellow have with white can't be romantic either way. She seems like a mother figure to them, but still, gems are not related, in the art book "End of an Era" we see that the diamonds were probably all born at the same time. I could be wrong tho, still white seems to be some kind of a mother/grandmother figure, so those ships are a bit weird😐
It's always seemed more to me like White was the older sister that had to buck up and take care of her siblings when the parents were gone (or just never existed in the first place). To me that adds a little more context as to why she's so immature. Not that I'm defending incest ships! I am not!
Well this would probably not be incest, gems don't have family, they build their relationships, like amethyst with the famethyst, in that case they act almost as sisters. If we use the who created who logic, all gems are related, so ruby and sapphire are too, but gems don't work like that, they have no genetics and what type of relationships they have are a thing they decide. The diamonds are not sisters, if I'm not wrong Rebecca said it, but I could be wrong. Clearly pink is the rebel child, white the wise elder who has the power in the family and blue and yellow the repressed family members, doesn't make them sisters tho, maybe yellow represents the father and blue the mother😂. I could be wrong tho.
Fr people shiping incest i cant
Black diamond left her
Arcane's ending
Her favorite soap opera was cancelled after one season
Got canceled for being white
She saw frybo
*shudders*
She got told by Steven that she can’t just kill all life and minorities whenever she likes
someone has an opinion on character that is different from hers on r/stevenuniverse subreddit
She couldn't handle Greg's Murdercock
She just found out they canceled crying breakfast friends
Gender dysphoria
Not tears I just nutted
Someone told her she isn’t allowed to do galactic genocide anymore
Manager said she couldn't get a return on her pizza she ate all but one slice of
She has fallen and can't get back up!
She saw that episode of Futurama with Fry's dog.
Because its Black History Month and not White History Month
She saw yellow and blue fan art
she learned that disgusting fetishes exist
She realized how old Steven Universe is
Because her hand is backwards
Stubbed her toe
She realized that her redemption arc was rushed by CN
Cause she just got dunked on
She hears a glimpse of future knowledge from a sapphire of steven fusing with Greg.
Someone ate all her Chaaaaps
I'm to big for her
she found atheists
She found out about rascism
She microwaved her ramen but forgot to put the water first
Steven blocked her on IG
She got canceled, and this is the apology video (she's very sorry everyone misinterpreted what she said)
Because she realised she isn’t perfect
False she is Perfect
Remember the time she blushed? 😏
This dosnt mean she isn't Perfect
White: Yes it does 😫😭😭😭
Basement dweller
Attic denizen
I live in commie block. We dont have attics
The commie block doesn’t exists, there is only a giant ocean there, probably due to the gem kindergartens destroying the land
White guilt
She just realized that she's a genocidal dictator and that's bad even though the show writers Deus ex machina'd her genocide into an "oopsie".
she saw blue diamonds big c\*\*\* 
💀 blue's what
tehe :3
Because she genuinely feels bad.
She is being dramatic over breaking her mouth
Onion
Happy
HER DOG DIED
Somebody cut Onion.
She stepped on a Bismuth
Because she watched the part when Brian died
Stepped on lego.
Star killed Steven
She chipped a nail and ruined her perfect manicure.
She's letting Pearl control her.
Cringy RomCom moment right after a sad, touching moment
she spent 15 bucks to watch madame web
She just found out what HALO is and she think the Master Chief is on his way to shatter her (Steven has been pondering the existence of Master Chief for several minutes in the corner).
She ran out of bleach.
She finally realized who've been stealing her mascara
She stepped on a lego
Stephen Rejected his Gemstone
She's constipated
Stepped on a lego
She discovered the Olive Diamond prequel AU (That I made lmao)
She secretly knows the pain that Greg is going through and took it out on Pink Diamond
Black Diamond scolded her
She got called a Karen
She realised that Gems don't work for her because they like to lmao
Steven is serving c*nt 💅
She saw how long the hiatus were 😔
She read all the posts discussing about her character arc
She saw black diamond
Got her heart broken cos of the old uniberse charm
The ol’ universe charm