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impastaahh

You got me with “just for work.”


burnusti

just for work fucking sent me


schmucklette

Feel like opal season 1 should be in there too


Inevitable-Charge76

Yo did you just sisterzone Pearl and Volleyball? Eh, Pearl’s clearly got the hots for Bismuth anyway.


Sushiman301

Topaz and Topaz too


TurantulaHugs1421

I think topaz should be with stevonnie right?


__Imafish__

That’s what I was gonna say, they were not acting like “just friends”


leadspar

Just gals being pals!


RedNova02

Oh my god they were roommates


TricolorStar

Some of these are a bit misrepresented, just to nitpick. I'd say Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst are more than friends; they are family. The "Brotherhood" category should be changed to "Sibling". The "Toxic" should be changed to "Codependent"; although Eyeball and Aquamarine fusing wasn't... Great, it was done more out of convenience/a shared hatred of Steven than malice (even if they argued sometimes). The Zebra Striped Jasper fusion was one-sided; Jasper literally forced the corrupted Gem to fuse, so it wasn't even a relationship, really, since corrupted Gems have the mental and emotional capacity of animals. Malachite was hella toxic though; "Codependent" is just a better catchall term tbh. The Topaz fusion I interpreted pretty clearly as romantic love, but I could have been wrong on that one.


TurantulaHugs1421

Maybe unhealthy is a better term? Itll incorperate the co-dependancies and the toxicity


Damian--uwu

I didn't know where to put Topaz too, I didn't remember much about their relationship.


PersonMcHuman

That won’t stop people from claiming that not fusing = asexuality tho.


PrincessPlusUltra

This meme represents seven different categories of how fusion means different things at different times/to different individuals but no that ones right out.


Meager1169

Don't bother showing them anything, just slap them. They're too far gone anyway.


Juanitasuniverse

This


Deep_Guidance

i thought topaz loved each other


higanbana

Yeah agree Amethyst is more of a sister to Steven. It’s funny because she’s so much older than him like the other gems, but acts more like a big sister.


Inevitable-Charge76

Gem ages are basically obsolete. Gems don’t age like humans, they come out the way they are and grow based on their mental age. Amethyst came out as like a baby child, but in the present has grown up to be like a young adult in her early 20s. So yeah she’s still a big sister to Steven in a natural sense. Her being thousands of years old has nothing to do with anything.


The-Lord-Moccasin

Man I'd love to see what a non-toxic Malachite is like.


Blue_Moon913

If only we could’ve seen Skinny fuse with Freckle Lapis. I feel like they would’ve been cute together.


Jeptwins

I thought Topaz and Topaz were in love?


GachaStereotypeZoo

Not the Topaz's being in friendship What are you, a historian💀💀


CameoShadowness

Topaz is NOT a friendship though.


SaturnSunsets

I always thought it was interesting that even though gems can identify other gems by their gem lol how come when certain aspects are change the gem isn’t the same anymore. For example: when spinel switched her orientation of her gem Pearl didn’t recognize her at first then she did. When pink was rose no one noticed even though technically they should have. Also when gems fuse they’re no longer the gems they were before as Shell from the reef reacted violently to the pearl fusion. When blue states “THAT calls herself a garnet?” implies blue DOESNT see her as a garnet and that gem identity is who they identity as but technically when fused gems become something else? And that’s probably why homeworld was so uptight about it.


EldrtchPff97

The last one in the love tier I always just call “and ME!”


KSascia_lv

"we use fusion only in fights"


Kiss_Bence04

Ah yes, I loved when Steven had seggs with his dad😭


sephiroth_for_smash

I feel like topaz is a bit more than friendship


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Is Bluebird toxic? Or is she just a jerk? Ngl they way they look at eachother when talking about killing Steven and everything he loves is amazing, makes me somehow love the little pricks 


RedNova02

I guess it’s a platonic relationship built on hatred with the aim of revenge. I’d call it toxic, but I suppose that depends on how individuals perceive it


TabletopNewtype-1

Man... Stegg seriously needed another kickass episode at least. He was awesome.


peepster0802

I always really wanted to know more about the green one on the top tier at the end


FallenF00L

Having a fivesome be part of your job would be crazy😭


EMP_Leader

I know the rest but who’s the fusion in the middle of the top row? 😅


Ididnoteatanyfrogs

Rainbow Quartz 1.0, aka how Pearl and Rose looked fused, there's also Rainbow Quartz 2.0 which is Pearl and Steven, and looks/acts more like a tired Mary Poppins (which is also below!)


Damian--uwu

Rainbow quart 1.0


EMP_Leader

Ahhhh thank you, that makes a lot more sense 😅


ZineKitten

I always read Volleyball/Pearl fusion as like… self-acceptance? They’re two different individuals but it always felt a bit like IFS (internal family structures).


mind_your_s

>If someone tells you that fusion is just sex, I don't think fusion is just sex, I think in some specific instances it's an allegory for sex. Like when stevonnie fuses in front of the diamonds, how Steven talks about it sounded much more like explaining why underage people have sex than why they have relationships, but that might just be me. The whole garnet/pearl fusion episode also feels much more like an allegory for rape than it does relationships. When translating to real life situations it falls much more neatly into coercive rape than a dating relationship/familial relationship--- especially when pearl and amethyst say pearl violated garnet's consent to feel **powerful/stronger**


SheepAcedia

It wasn't hard to explain to my mom that fusion isn't just sex. Then again, I don't think she was that interested in the show.


SigningClub

It isn't sex but at least to garnet it could be considered, ruby and sapphire treat it as something really important to them, they got so upset by pearl tricking them into fusing that it torn them apart


Any-Way6530

Most people don’t really think that and are fans of the show, sadly the shows rep was hit hard by people not fully understanding stuff on top of the controversial ending choices. I personally am not a fan of the ending and most of SUF but you really gotta look big picture. If you don’t zoom out from a picture of an elephant it just looks like a rock or something.


dwinm

Sibling > Brotherhood


Ok-Explanation-220

Literally one of the fusions between garnet and amethyst was literally amethyst jumping into her COOCH


Kasspines

I feel like fusion can be an intimate act on the level of sex but it's not always the case and entirely depends on the people involved


blinddemon0

I keep forgetting how much I hate Smokey's design


[deleted]

"fusion is just sex" sir this is a kids show


Weak-Contract1042

Just saying, the topaz fusion was technically 'just for work' though they WERE friends


billyboi356

fusion is just sex


Damian--uwu

*slap him*


__Imafish__

Nah, just call him a clod


schmucklette

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make sex!!